Surry Hills Ph (02) 9699 1544
Sydney, Australia

Your basic "rub & tug" tucked away in a quiet residental neighborhood. The place is very low key, the ladies very friendly and if you're an American, the exchange rate very favorable.

You're greeted by a hostess and ushered into a waiting room where they parade the available ladies for your inspection.

But of course you all know the drill.

Once in the room (all clean, well decorated) you shower and the enjoyment begins.

You are treated to a full body-to-body massage ... and there is nothing more erotic than a lovely lady sliding her oiled up body all over yours, bring you to full erection in minutes.

I must admit that my first time I shot my load pretty quickly and after a quick shower, I discovered the lady on the table asking if I wanted more! She said my 60 minutes wasn't over again.

I didn't think i could "give it a go" again ... but Holy Smokes if the body slide brought my dick back to life!

Austraila is a fabulous country. The people funny, honest and very good natured.

And there is nothing better than a visit to a place like Impressions to top off an afternoon. Or an evening.

Or both!

Very enjoyable.

I just got back from a trip to sydney. I stoped by Impressions and all I can say is our country suxs as far as brothels go.

This place was unbelievable. Clean, Profesional, and cost effective.

IMPRESSIONS Also known as the BLACK CAT is a message palor and brothel in one 3 story converted apartment complex.

The first floor is the message palor. Very clean and organized. there are about 10 girls to choose from and I mean choose they each walk in and intoduce themselves one by one and at the end you pick your host for he evening.

prices range from $85 to $130, 1/2 Australian, hour to 1 hour. full body nude and more oil then you can handle.

Ahhhh, but upstairs on the other two floors is The BLACK CAT. The brothel part of the wonderful building.

All the same 15 to 20 girls of all types and I mean all. full size beds, shower and some rooms sport a jucuzzi (ask for it).

Prices range from $130 to $250 ausi, 1/2 hour to 1 hour. You can also gt 2 girls at once and get this you get a discount.

I personally loved this place. It was clean, profesional, well put together. Girls of about 10 that I met 3 where really hot 4 where average and the last 3 well lets just say they where at least female.

Give this place a go if you are in Sydney. it was worth it. All 4 times I went.... lol.

for the record

Visit 1: Brittney-the first visit was for a message I choose this 6 foot tall blonde ausie girl with the biggest softest breasts I have ever seen. I paid $100 for 45 min totaly nude. Full body to body. with a hand job at the end.

Visit 2: Amber-I went to the upstairs ( brothel) and choose this lovely 5'1, long brn hair to the small of her back, brn eye, 110 pound petite little ausie sweetheart, so soft and cute and she FUCKED THE SHIT OUTA ME. OMG. I swear i thought she was going to break my dick off. My god that was so fun. We where going it at so hard we alomst flew of the damn bed.

I should tell you that after this visit I never went back downstairs.

Visit 3: Myioko-I went home to classic asian style. i choose this lovely 5'3, 120lb, short blk hair, blk eye, DD cup asian hottie. the sex was unbelievable but the best part was the BJ my god she could go on for days I swear. I finally had to stop her I just could not take any more she must have used every manuver in the book on it.

Visit 4: SEE visit 3 are you kidding you know I had to go back for that shit.

I kid you not if you are in sydney and you have time and some funds go visit.

A couple of weeks ago a friend of mine was getting married in a small city in queensland, australia called townsville, so me and a couple of friends went over there to attend said wedding..after hanging out there for a couple of weeks i was ready to go home the night life there was virtually non existent, and if it weren't for the superb scuba diving and snorkling the trip might have been considered a bust..to catch our return flight to L.A we had to go to Sidney, so we stayed there for a couple of days...this place was a different story once we checked in to our hotel we noticed a rack with all sorts of broshures for tourists on places to visit while in town. I picked up a broshure called "after dark" and looking thru it I found several pages of listings for escorts ,massage parlors, and bordelos..well i showed this to one of my pals (this friend and I frequently visit Tijuana!)and he was willing to check out a massage parlor called "impressions".so at around 2 a.m we went to check it out.The lady (hostess)who greeted us was very nice as she led us to the waiting room where we would be introduced to the girls..we saw about 8 girls all nice but two of them were really hot , a very stacked blonde , and a very pretty brunette..i was a little light so my buddy loaned me some cash for this night's festivities and because of this he had first dibs..he asked the hostess he wanted the afor mentioned brunette, but it turns out she was unavailable as someone had just picked her somewhere else..so as his second choice he picked the blonde(as soon as I had seen her i hoped he wouldn't pick her because i wanted her!)so he went to a room to get his massage...a few minutes later the hostess came by and asked me if I wanted a drink i said "sure ,I'll have a Coke" she then said"you know,we have full service upstairs"I asked "what do you mean,a bar?"she said "no,there's girls upstairs if you want to fuck!"I was a little stunned as I had no idea this was on the menu, the best i was hoping for this night was a massage with a happy ending..so i go upstairs and the hostess sits me in a different waiting room she then tells me that a 1/2 hour is $130-45 min.is$180 and a full hour is$230..I am then treated to the parade of hotties beautifull blonde australian girls and even some asian girls...after the girls were gone the hostess asked me if I liked any one I said "I'll take Portia"{she was like 5'10 with the high heels cc cup boobs and nice firm ass!!}in the back of my mind I felt a little sorry for my friend who was only getting a massage while I was about to get laid! so we went up to the room..it was very spacious with a full size jacuzzi in the corner and a wall mounted tv that was playing porno movies(nice!).she told me to go ahead and take a shower and that the time wouldn't begin until she came back.. so i got a quick shower and as i waited on the bed i couldn't help but feel a little giddy at the situation...so comes back in the room and said she needed to check my penis to see that everything was ok...so after that she began to disrobe and said it was ok to touch her so i began to caress her boobies (not real)then she said she was gonna give me french..I said"you're gonna give me ...french?what's that?"turns out in australia that's what they call a blow job..so she goes to work and after a little of that she asked me what positions i liked so i said I liked her to squat up and down on my dick while i lay on my back -and doggie style...so she did that ..then came the doggie it was really good I had a really good time she gave me a massage when it was over and hwad a pleasant conversation too she was really nice and she had a good additude...when i met up with my friend outside i told him about it and he said we'd definetely come back tommorow night...so at around 2 a.m the next night there we were again -he chose first again..this time he got this cute petite brunette with long hair..i was considering picking Portia again but I saw this hot asian girl with b cup breasts she was wearing this very sheer lingerie so i could make out her body which was looking good!!!!so never having had an asian woman I decided to explore this taboo and man was i right in doing so...again I was asked to shower but this time as soon as i stepped out of the shower this girl started to dry me with the towel ,then just like that began to give me a blow job this caught me by surprise as every previous encounter of this sort had a sort of- on your mark ,get set ,go!! feel to it not this one she just got into and this bareback blowjob went on for a good 20 minutes( by the way i had opted for the 45 minute deal this time around)I a was going crazy she licked and massaged my balls i thought my head was going to explode...we were even kissing ,french kissing i guess this is what is refered to as the" girlfriend experience" so after this amazing blowjob she mounts me and as she humping me and kissing me at the same time, i was grabbing on her ass and titties...like 15 minutes into that i shot my load,she cleaned me up and proceeded to give me a massage ...as i lay there being massaged i realized this was the best i had EVER had and was very sad because I'd be going back home tommorow...there'll always be t.j but it'll never be like that asian hottie I had in of all places Australia!

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