Just got back from TJ, (BTW spell check is down again)


This is just a quick rundown of my short trip to TJ
All in all I had a good time while I was down there. The rest of my group stayed in San D for a night while I went down and got everything "prepped" up with party favors etc and to check out the scene.

Unfortunaley the idiotic locals thought it would be fun to scare the shit out of some of the key stakeholders in our crew with stories of decapitated tourists corrupt police etc.. And I ended having to drive all the way back up to San D to have a conference with my guys to convince them that its not that bad down there. I regret to say that I was out numbered and the consensus was that everyone didn't want to risk their safety and jepordize having their kids lose their fathers.. To me...this was bullshit and totally lame. Needless to say I was very pissed off and lost not only money time and resources.. but friends over this last weekends events.

On to the TJ Update

Safety and General Vibes
I would definitely say that things have been affected down there, but there was still a good amount of bustle on the streets. As far as there being a sense of danger or unease...I didn't feel any of that. Everybody there was as nice and as inviting just as I remember. I had my driver drop me off at at Hotel Cascades (I think thats the spelling) At first when i got there I thought I would be placed in one of the lower level floors and have to sleep next to the in and out traffic of 30 minute sessions all night, but they actually set me up on the 6th floor away from everybody. Everybody was so cool and very helpful. I have been taking Spanish classes for the past month 5days a week, and so I think the fact that I didn't use any english upped my credibility and I think gainded me a different level above the typical gringo sex tourist in shorts and sandals. I did notice a very large police presence and when I was in Adelitas I over heard some guys talking about a group of nicely dressed men that were supposedly apart of one of the cartels. All in all everything was really chill and I ddin't feel unsafe one bit.

Adelitas
Adelitas was a little slow but geez those girls are so freakin hot (keep in mind I live in Seattle and I haven't mongered in a bit) I sat there for a while and had a beer (I always ask that they open the beer in front of me, but maybe this guy was new because when I asked he got offended...?? kinda wierd) Anyway I ended up getting a little backrub from this little cutie who came just in time because I was about to go check out all of the clubs that have been remodeled. She sat down for a bit and immediately started giving me a sensual hand job. Regardless of the fact that its TJ ( not a lot of poeple give TJ credit) I really cant complain when a girls idea of a greeting is a sensual "hand JOB" instead of a "hand SHAKE"..I digress.

Her name was Nikita and she had nice big fake breasts ;) (just my type) and a skinny little body with what looked like a six pack. So despite my general hatred for "lady's drinks" I caved in and paid the $7 for a "fruit drink and vodka" the only thing is, I took a sip and tasted only fruit juice ...typical.

So this girl had these amazing thick lips which is kinda rare for a girl that is flaca. So after the initial interview questions I was sold on her giving me a BJ.. The only thing is ..right before we're about to go upstairs I remember...WAIT..The only BJ's given by AB girls are CBJ...for me, what's the point in that?? So after clarifiying that we had to sit back down and talk this out. Now I know that Im going to go against some serious codes here, but I really had my mind set on a BBJ so I upped the price (remembering that the majority of good looking girls at AB do not give BBJ) I don't know if Im just getting better looking as the years go by, my spanish is getting better or the girls down there are hurting from the tourist freeze, but Im going to say that I think its a little from column A, B and C, but she agreed to $100 for 30 minutes BBJ and Covered Sex (which I wouldn't of tried to negotiate). The hotel thats above AB is all done up and nice now which was a surprise. I paid the $12 (TWELVE DOLLARS!!??!!) and we went into the room.

This girl was a little sato which was fine, but I seriously think she wanted me to cause her physical harm because she kept slapping my in the face (not hard but enough to get the juices flowin) which was a little different from what Im used to. Anyway, after dousing my dick with anti-bacterial spray the race was off and I was happy with my over inflated purchase. We continued with CG RCG DS and finished in DS.

After AB I headed over to La Chevelas (not sure on the spelling) and then went over to HK. I have to say..I was really impressed with the remodeling that was done to this club. Unfortunatley all the GLITZ and the GLAM couldn't distract me from all of the "average" and WAAAAY below "average" girls that all these guys were drooling over. Just picture pregnant women and women that had stomachs hanging over their pants that looked like wrinkled up pieces of paper. For me... I just don't see the appeal.

Street Girls
I don't really like to dabble in the whole ST scene in TJ. I've never really had good experiences with them and they always seem to have poor hygene and unshaven pussies etc.. which im not into. However, the STs in zona norte were actually lookin pretty good. Not all but some were actually kinda hot, but as I was pressed for time I couldn't really partake in the ST fun.


Anyway Im not much of a writer, but I thought I would give a little update on TJ TJ is still.. well ...TJ.. As far as the Girls go the only ones that I saw Worth while were a few on the street and in AB.

Joseph, yeah...you may need some new buddies. But this kind of thing is what has made TJ better for the rest of us. The fewer gringos, the better.

When you say "locals" I assume you mean San Diegans who spooked your crew while you were away? If so, I understand. People in SD are more bombarded with horror stories from the south than anybody as the local papers and other media will cover it daily as compared to cities like...say Seattle. However, most of the San Diego folks just see the headlines and don't really understand the fine points of what is being reported - and may also not know that the latest horror story comes out of Juarez or Acapulco and not TJ. So the irony is that the people closest to the border tend to be the ones most bamboozled by press coverage.

OK, getting down to what matters. If you are talking about the dancer Nikita at AB you have scored one of the best things that could happen to a dude in the zona norte. There is a famous dancer with that name who generally fits the description you gave. When she's on the dance floor under special light, she puts on shows like none before her - she is loaded with charisma and serious talent and doesn't just shake her ass while holding the pole. On the dance floor, she also looks like the hottest chica ever born to the Western Hemisphere. However, up close and under makeup, you see that she is quite a bit older - pushing hard on 40 I believe.

Years ago when she was younger and a newer attraction at AB, she had about as bad a service reputation as an AB chica can have and that's saying something. She's been reported to be the ultimate dead fish experience, and certainly no access to extras like BBBJ. But most of them get smarter after they hang around and as they age, and the level of service picks up as the instant bookings in the bar start to decline. The value of regulars is more appreciated too. It certainly doesn't hurt that you offered $100, but I certainly would pay her that for BBBJ if I could do so without feeling financial pain in the aftermath - which I surely would feel.

The Nikita I'm referring to speaks better ENGLISH than I do - completely fluent. Many English speaking chicas hide it from customers who can speak to them in broken Spanish because the language barrier creates the distance that AB chicas prefer. Did you engage in any English conversation with her to detect her language ability?

Also, it is certainly not true as you found out, that BBBJ is not available in AB. But it takes more doing and or money to leave the condom aside during BJ than in any of the other bars, at least with the the uber-bonitas. Plenty of middle tier chicas and fuglies in AB to give you anything you want cheap and easy.

All things considered, sounds like your trip was a total bummer. Even a BBBJ from one such as Nikita can't blot out the distance traveled and the punctured expectations that you had for a big party weekend with your buddies, and with you going to all the trouble to make it happen. What a motherfucking stupid world!

I hope my 666-satanic brother amped up this story and exaggerated the shit out of it to his buddies that neglected to try out TJ.

Should have told them you found an 18 year old virgin that did you for free.

Oh well, at least you didn't get decapitated.

Yeah Nikita is hot except I really do not like her fake tits, great pussy though.

I'm sure many will say you overpaid at $100 for 30 but if it doesn't bother you then that's all that matters.

$100 for 30 minutes does seem on the high side. I'm seeing lots more TJ escort adds asking $400 por todas el noche (8 hours).

But as long as you had a good time, thats all that counts.

By the way, your amigos must not have yet reached the pinacle point in life, because if they're like me, over 40, 13 years of marraige with a nagging SO and beating off to tube porn every weekend, they'll jump at the chance for a young piece of kittycat even if they had to walk through a war zone.

RJ,

You are correct. Our ages range from 24 to 27 so we haven't reached that point of our lives where a night of passion consists of Jergens Lotion and some Youtube porn...

I hope that day never cums but I have a feeling that every man reaches that point whether he likes it or not.

Erip

Yeah this was my best friends bachelor party. We have about 7 close guys in our crew and the rest of the 15 were his poker buddies which aren't really tight with the rest of us and they are the pussies that made it so we had to vote.

These guys (poker buddies) are stupid white trash gengster wanna bees. Its funny because these guys have a reputation for being pretty tough dudes back in our local bar scene, but I have to say I learned a lot about them that weekend that when put to the test they pussied out and were complaining like little girls. Seriously.. these guys were fuckin cowards that quickly went from Kings to Cowards pretty quick.

Anyway Im going to be going to TJ to get some dentist work done at Washington Dental right across the border next week. Erip if you would like to meet up while im there I'll be in that area from next Tuesday to Saturday if you want to hook up for a drink.

Also ERIP if you have any tips on any other dentists down there or anything advise you can lend to the TJ dental experience I would appreciate it.

Thanks in advance
Joseph666