I usually make my monger visits as a part of business trips. The upside is obvious – no worries about flights, hotels and meal expenses. The downside is that I have to squeeze out my limited time in the afternoon or late at night after client dinners. Termas best meet my needs in Brazil, since I have less time for the chase and usually stay at hotels that are not open to guests.

My most recent trip fit the usual pattern. I made visits to three mainline termas: Monte Carlo, L’uomo, and Centarus.

I also went to Terma-Copacabana which, if I am generous, I’ll count as a ˝ terma. My first opening in my schedule was right around noon and I headed to the building on Av. N. de Copacabana, the big street parallel and just behind Ave. Atlantica on the beach. Just past the park where you would turn North to go to L’uomo there is a HSBC branch with ATMs that used you work with gringo cash cards. No more. The doorway just next to there has two early opening get laid places. Both are on the 2nd floor, so you go us two flights of stairs. One is the “Terma Copacabana”and the other is across the hall in suite 204 which is an unmarked door. Both are more or less the same, but I’ve had better luck at the Copa than 204. The price was 150 R which is a lot for the usual quality of the girls and the place.

I sat in my clothes in a dark room and had a 7R beer. All of the girls were busy. Walking past was Barbara a black girl that I would ultimately choose. I saw a Morena walking in the back that was a 6. Barbara came out and sat down across the small room. Very dark skinI thought she was cute except for a weak chin. I think she was a 7 and called her over. Not much English but I did qualify that I could take Faaah-Tos in the Cabine so we went back. The rooms are small with sort of a built in massage table. I did get clean sheets and I liked that. Started with a lame massagem. On the flip she started kissing which she took nice and slow and deep and I liked it a lot. She did have the most stubble free pubic area I’ve ever felt. Pretty damn good bbbj followed by sexo. A tad hot in the room but following some sexo I opted to finish with a bbbj/hj as she wouldn’t cim.

These places are only for someone that needs something close to Copa in the early hours. I am sure they may be some of the apartments that guys write about around here but I don’t know where. Expensive for what you get.

That evening around 4:30 I made it to Monte Carlo. I’ve usually found the girls that actually get there early enough to be on the floor at the start to be pretty lame. Today was no different. On my last trip I picked the best of the bunch and then while waiting for her to get ready I had stuck my head in the locker room and saw a sea of good looking girls slowly getting ready. To avoid this I went to the garota’s locker room and stuck my head in but today nothing. I ended up with the girl that follows as the best of the bunch and she is actually pretty good. I prefer my women slim and slight but she was a ripe medium size girl that performed very well. Nice opening boite kisses and quickly a hand in my robe persuaded me along with my need to be back at the hotel at 6:30 to move quickly to cabine. Again I qualified her for photos. In the cabine she said, “Only one.” Nice session. She kissed and blew with spirit and skill and also ate my ass out. I asked about cim in my crude: “Orgasmo la bocca?” Her answer in Portuguese was neither yes or no but a couple of sentences followed by her hands rubbing her chin and cheeks and the English word: “Face.” OK, I thought, that is good. However in the moment of truth I surmised that the couple of sentence had to have been: “Your first couple of squirts can be in my mouth, but the rest will have to be on my face.” That’s what happened, and she then smiled at me and yelled, “Foto!” Which if you don’t want to see that, then skip the last picture.

Later that night I returned to Monte Carlo and the more cute of the two door girls let me in without paying the entrance fee which I had asked her about upon leaving in the afternoon. A 40 minute cabine here was 170 + 70 or 240. A bargain by the first world but damn expensive for the high quantity mongering you are going to do in a place like Rio.

I grabbed a thin girl that looked good in the boite but unclothed wasn’t much. She didn’t want her face in the fotos and I complied.

My next opportunity was at 4 on the second day and I hoofed it up to L’uomo. The door was locked when I first went by but it was a couple of minutes to 4. Loitered around the mall and went back 10 minutes later. First guy there, but the boite had like 6 or 7 girls there. The average was 7+ much higher than MC. More girls kept coming in until we had maybe 12. L’uomo seems to have dress theme days as all of the girls were in semi-matching black outfits. There were a couple of 8 candidates, but I noticed one girl resting on the couch. Alone of all the girls she didn’t look at me or show interest in anything but laying there. However she looked like a high 8 and was slim and small –maybe one size above spinner. What the Brasaleros call piquania. ( I reserve spinner for only the girls than are around 5’ and 95 lbs or less – super small.) I waived her over.

She was stunning. I immediately graded her as a 9 but in the cabine I upped her to a 9.5 because I couldn’t find anything physically wrong with her. Perfect. A 10, of course, is very rare, and for me has to have a face that alone will cause you to fall in love with her.

However, she was not to be a high performer. She told me that she had only been working only 4 days so far. Light touching and nothing but dry lip kissing in the boite and I had to ask for that. No dick grabbing. So it was pretty clear that she would not be delivering a high value session. But as the Yardbirds sing in ‘Train Kept a Rollin’: “A' looking so good I couldn't let her go.”

I did qualify her on photos, but no face she said. I think this was the best looking girl I’ve been with in the past year, and I’ve been with a lot. Beautiful thick hair with no extensions, smooth flawless skin, beautiful firm B cups, and a thin frame that shows off how nice it is by those wonderful small upper arms. (My favorite non sexual part of a woman) Her face was very, very beautiful as well. Pity I didn’t get a snap, but I am happy how the two below turned out. I believe her name was Adrianna.

Her kisses opened up but still limited tongue. And a cbj! But she did know how to fuck. I especially liked mish since I could watch in the side mirror as her lovely brown frame writhed under my pasty bulk. Her arms and legs were in constant motion pulling me into her. Finished with a hj on her breasts. No post coital fotos, though.

Pity I couldn’t have stayed at L’uomo through recovery time and enjoyed another lady, but work called me away.

My final day in Rio had an opening at 3 and I caught a cab to Centarus. In my last review and which was my first time there I was in the camp that voted that the positives of the club (breath taking number of beauties) out weighted the negatives. I wrote down the address of the bicycle store near the terma which I spelled out in the last report. This is to avoid the cabbie getting a kick back. In other countries I go to this can add to your cost, but I don’t think it does in Brazil None the less that is my standard MO and I follow it where I can.

I was the first customer there and being that early I didn’t get assigned girls from the door which I would have to shake. In the boite, though, there were only two girls and they were 6s or below. Man this sucks. Girls did begin coming into the bar but the quality was much closer to Monte Carlo than to L’uomo or what I had hopped to see here.

I did have time for two sessions before I had to leave but I needed to move quickly so I got a 19 year old with decent English skills. Very, very nice tits, some mild acne which is a sign of authenticity in your teen selection, but the downside was she was physically bigger than the small girls I like. Still the best of the now 10-12 girls in the boite.

Again I pre qualified on the photo and as a bonus found that she did an excellent cim.

Afterwards I found a semi-current Rolling Stone magazine in English in the lounge area and I sat in there reading it while I recharged. My final girl, came in and started in with near perfect English. She was a 7, far below my target of an 8+ and she was again, a physically bigger girl than what I wanted. However I was really enjoying the banter and so we went into the boite to sit down. I have always been jealous of the locals who add to their terma experience by flirting with the girls. As this gal met this need we sat for about an hour having a great time. She didn’t want a drink, but I told her I was going to go to the bar to get a Guaraná . There were now finally a sea of babes here and I made eye contact with several on the way to the bar. I did go back to my English speaking girl and told her she was brave to allow me to go alone to the bar since there was a high probability I wouldn’t make it back. “You are free to take another girl, I can’t stop you” she said. Let’s bottle that attitude and inject it into all women! I did stay with her and enjoyed talking to her about her life as a Garota. She told me that she is picky with her clients because if she goes to the room with an obvious jerk she feels bad about herself afterwards. In the end I took her back although there were better looking girls which were more my type.

Decent sex, I didn’t even try a photo because there wasn’t anything special about her physically and I thought she would photograph poorly anyway. She kept her watch on the whole time and when we were done I glanced at her watch and thought we had plenty of time so we layed there and pillow talked until the end. Silly me, she had her watch set back 30 minutes to make us all think we had plenty of time. I almost missed my next meeting.

Summary:

Man the cost is severe in Rio. My work travels don’t currently take me to Columbia but I need to work on that, the other reports seem to indicate low costs and near Rio level performance. Have to over look the fake tiddies though.

I think I will skip Centarus next time, that place needs more 8s and 9s to overcome the costs, dirty locker room, and pay in advance crap. Was sorry I didn’t make it downtown to 4x4 or 65.

What’s the deal with the girls changing out of their boite clothes into lingerie before the cabine? The lingerie isn’t on for more than 30 seconds! Perhaps the’ve found that the boite clothes get wrinkled and messed up in the room and the locker/nightie deal is a way to solve this. Germany’s FKKs have a better solution to wrinkled clothes, though. (wink, wink).

In the end, there are cheaper ways to experience the high quality sex of Rio, I just wish I could fit those venues into my schedule. But the look of my L’uomo girl which will stay in my mind for some time to come is worth every penny I spent in Cidade Maravilhosa.

Well let me try again for the photos>

Photos: Terma Copa 01 02

Photos: Monte Carlo Ripe 03 04

Photos: Monte Carlo Skinnny 05 06

Photos: Luomo Morena 07 08

Photo: Centaurus 19yo 09 10

Great trip report.

Good photos also.

Long time since any Rio photos.

Hope you get there again really soon.

MM

Nice report. Thanks for taking the time to write one.

Enjoyed your report. Do you hit any termas in SP?
I do not speak Portuguese either so I usually deal with the incall garotas. The trouble there is you are committed if they are so so but the good part is the time you have with a great one is usually 1-2 hours.
I have not been to Rio. Yet

A CBJ???....a '10' quickly becomes a '1' in my book....

I'm not sure a CBJ drops it to a "1" but it does drop it to a "5" at best, and that's if everything else was in the 9+ range.

I haven't been offered a CBJ in Rio in a couple of years. I figured this might be a symptom of a tight economy. Actually, the week before last, Lola at L'uomo asked whether or not I wanted a camisinha for the oral. When I said "claro que năo" she smiled and went happily to work. In this case she was just asking in order to respect my preferences. Good girl, that Lola!

If a girl says she sucks without a rubber during the interview and then renegs, one of three things will occure: 1, I may get up and leave the cabine and scream at management for a refund. 2, I will cornhole her with a little extra zeal. If she's not into anal, then 3, I'll cum in her hair, which really pisses them off since they have to then get the spunk out and everything.

Good interviewing tends to put a stop to the CBJ dilema.

Great trip report! Man after reading your report and seeing your pics makes realize I need to get back to Rio. It's been a long 2 1/2 years....

I will be heading to Rio at the end for March for a quick 3 day trip. I am looking for a reference for a hotel that will welcome guest and doesn't cost a arm and a leg. The photos of Luomo Morena are great!