By Erip on Friday, June 11, 2010 - 04:14 pm: Edit |
Walk into LC last Thursday night playing dumb - but I knew what I wanted. 2 nights before I'm in here making out with a 22 year old Vampira with an angel smile. Had all of her a month ago and it was better than good, but this time I walk out on her after what felt like almost too much face to face intensity. Didn't really know why I walked out on her Tuesday aside from it being too good, so I come back Thursday for cosmic carnal redemption. Maybe I don't trust myself anymore with chicas who are really feeling it or do a good job simulating genuine passionate engagement. Sometimes lately, I do stupid things in these situations - most of the time no, but on rare occasions, yeah.
I'm feeling kind of bored and maybe a little bit demented in my boredom on this stretch of what is starting to feel like perhaps too long a stay in TJ. This formula could lead to me overreaching to experience something that will make me think the day was worthwhile.
An hour after entering the club on Thursday I'm in bed with F.O.B. Vampira. Chica has got the blackest hair I've ever seen, and a pretty good patch of it down below. This being my 2nd session with her, I can't get AC/DC's "Back in Black" out of my head. We've had an hour of intense foreplay in the bar on this evening, and two nights before. She goes down for a great BBBJ, but this doesn't make her happy. So in no time she's sitting up and ready to mount....displaying the packaged condom to me and then the dreaded question....
..."Condon o no condon?" Aye! I'm thinking the way I did when I first hooked up with my no. 1 who I referred to in previous TRs as "Milagro" - that is, that the action feels so real and so intense, that despite being a condom user in almost every encounter over all my years in TJ, I sometimes get this feeling that the introduction of such a slimy man made object as lubricated latex to the action is quite simply an act against nature. Simultaneous to disrespecting my judgement at this moment, I respond, "no condon".
And so it goes - a couple of positions but I'm ready to go early after all the foreplay, I pull out and let her bring the main blast with a great HJ featuring nice huevos and perineum massage.
A little clean-up and we're back into a cuddle on the bed. You may construct your own bad jokes from the following belated dialog that ensued (en espanol):
"Uh...baby, do you use any kind of birth control?"
"Si mi amor."
[Oh what a great fucking relief] "Oh how happy I am to hear you say that. I don't like to take risks like I thought we were taking tonight!"
"Si, I use birth control"
"What kind of birth control do you use my sweet Vampire?"
"Condones"
By Porker on Friday, June 11, 2010 - 06:23 pm: Edit |
Silly Mexican chicas, they need to take lessons from their Filipina sisters, whose preferred birth control method after taking a creampie is to:
JUMP UP AND DOWN IN THE SHOWER!
Works every time?
By I_am_sancho on Friday, June 11, 2010 - 08:32 pm: Edit |
Funny you mention that Porker. I grabbed some new video of a Filipina doing the birth control hop in my shower just last week.
By Erip on Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 10:01 am: Edit |
Damn, you guys aren't joking are you!? Maybe there's something to it then if it is widely practiced. You've heard the old saying: 10 million idiots can't be wrong!
By Joseph666 on Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 03:01 pm: Edit |
LOL!!! Splendid!!
Im sure this is a topic that is among one of the biggest debates,.... but Erip are you not more worried about Viruses than fathering a child?
Im sure some of the more "hard asses" will say
"Hey! I live by the pussy, I die by the pussy" blah blah blah.....
I have a buddy that lives in Guadalajara that will keep girls on the side but before doing so he gets them tested so on so forth. Which I guess is another topic of money time location and trust etc etc.
In no way am I judging.. Im just wondering if mongerers are becoming more comfortable with bareback that is setting a standard beyond personal preferance.
J666
By I_am_sancho on Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 03:44 pm: Edit |
Here is a video of the correct method of doing the "Filipina birth control hop". So if there are and future condom accidents your Mexican chicas will know what to do to avoid any baby Erip's running around. And it's Vatican approved, for all good Catholic ladies.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3HMW076I
(Message edited by I_am_Sancho on June 12, 2010)
By Joseph666 on Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 04:47 pm: Edit |
Download file....Hmmmm.... All my years of programming tell me .....
By I_am_sancho on Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 05:34 pm: Edit |
tell you?????????????..........
You mean megaupload???? Just a garden variety free file hosting service. Perfectly harmless. Type the verification code, wait 45 seconds and click regular download to download the avi. Megaupload is not a malicious web site.
By Joseph666 on Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 05:52 pm: Edit |
There's no need to yell Sancho,, lets just count to 10 ok...
I went back and looked at the site and its clean
By Laguy on Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 08:12 pm: Edit |
666: I would have thought your years of programming experience would have taught you that ALL CAPS is yelling, not question marks and periods????????.......
By I_am_sancho on Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 11:30 pm: Edit |
In any case, if you contract any viruses from megaupload, Mexican chicas or Filipinas, if you hop up and down in the shower with your computer you should have nothing to worry about.
By Snooky on Sunday, June 13, 2010 - 09:19 am: Edit |
I don't think the shower hop is very effective. Ask any 20 year old Filipna bar girl how many babies she has and I'd say more than half would say one or more
Someone should teach them how to swallow and the birth rate would go down significantly.
By Erip on Sunday, June 13, 2010 - 12:53 pm: Edit |
but Erip are you not more worried about Viruses than fathering a child?
Joseph, I am in fact much more concerned about impregnating a chica than the risk of STDs - which is not to say that I'm unconcerned about STDs. I do use condoms the vast majority of the time to avoid unwanted pregnancy, but if I had a vasectomy, I would surely use them less.
Not to be flip, but the STDs I'm most concerned about are colds and flu. Catch those extremely contagious viruses and you are guaranteed to be miserable for up to a few weeks with no serious relief yet available. On the other hand, if you catch a dose of clap or chlamydia, you will feel fine after you take one dose of antibiotic, and finish the prescription to eliminate the problem from your system entirely. Herpes and warts are easily transmissible with or without condoms. Modern medicine has answers that at least keep them at bay most of the time for most people. Plus, I'm 57 years old and have never had a single episode of social disease ever.
So of course it comes down to HIV. Realistically for heterosexual men who aren't IV drug users, it is pretty damn difficult to contract HIV even if you wanted to (I actually knew a monger like that, and he was a physician with a death wish). Like everybody I was freakishly concerned about it when it first broke out in the 1980's, and maintained a healthy paranoia until recent years when I've come to understand the statistics. I still have respect for it, but I can't anymore be ruled by fear of it. The numbers indicate no need to fear it whatsoever in connection with receiving BBBJ. My fewer than occasional sin condon encounters with panocha don't concern me from that angle. The chica I posted about in this thread is only about the 3rd or 4th working girl I've voluntarily gone at sin condon (I've been mounted bareback a few times by surprise by others) in 14 years of TJ P4P. I see some civilian chicas in TJ who carry lower risk (one was a virgin when I started seeing her), and I worry about it less.
Now having said all of that, I am actually more fearful than ever that TJ has a decent likelihood of an STD and possibly HIV epidemic in its future. There have never been so many "walkers" around as now and they have never been as openly tolerated as they are now. These are chicas working outside the health regulation system who walk around on the streets (as opposed to the stationary SGs), and in particular out of the Monitos Hotel near CC. All are drug addicts though probably few are using IV, virtually all are deportees or on the run from warrants in the U.S. They are strung out and desperate. Most will do anything requested by a monger for very little money. I know guys who have a steady diet of these highest risk chicas and then also have the game to enter a place like AB and seduce top tier bargirls into BBFS. The regular health checks help to keep things in check, but one has to suspect that the dam may break one of these days - the exposures are certainly present.
So bottom line is if I was sterile, I would still use condoms most of the time but less than I do now...and btw, I never come to TJ without "morning after pills" in my luggage.
By Tjphoenix on Monday, June 14, 2010 - 08:57 pm: Edit |
It will be a beautiful baby! Don't forget, there's still a high percentage of those little tadpoles in the precum!
By Roadglide on Monday, June 14, 2010 - 10:05 pm: Edit |
If she is worried about becoming pregnant then she should have asked you to fuck her while standing........it's just as effective
By Joseph666 on Monday, June 14, 2010 - 10:07 pm: Edit |
Erip,
I always appreciate that you answer my questions entirely without emotion or offensiveness. You just answer the question just like I drink my whiskey....straight up ;).
Simply put, I agree with everything you just said.
Laguy,
Where would any of our threads be without the stylings of YOU!!!??????!!!!!.....
Hey I just read your trip report when you were in Prague, you're a pretty adventurous Mother F'er.. I had just watched the movie "Hostel II" and then I read your report. Your writing, coupled with some of the images still fresh in my head made for a very interesting read.
Back to Erips Escapades
I love fake tits
J666
By Erip on Tuesday, June 15, 2010 - 12:30 am: Edit |
Tjphoenix LIVES!?!?!? Who knew? Que Bueno! Meanwhile, I see a couple of dozen 8 and 9 year olds running around TJ who look like they're carrying your DNA - I can see their various beautiful mothers in their faces as well! All look as if they've spent numerous hours in their young lives looking deeeeeep north and crying "donde esta mi papa?"
Now there is one form of male contraception I've been using lately in TJ since tiny amounts in one's possession was legalized in Mexico - la mota of course. Dudes can make up their own jokes as to how and why it happens, but the enjoyment of la mota most definitely slows down those tadpoles for a time to the point where their lack of motivation blows their opportunity.
By Tjphoenix on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 - 08:38 pm: Edit |
I won't stop until I have a complete soccer team!
By Ruan04 on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 07:14 pm: Edit |
Hello all, I am not sure if anyone is still monitoring this entry, but I will have an unexpected short-term trip to San Diego and am planning to head down to TJ next weekend. I have some questions. This is what I sent to hotel cascadas, but I might get more honest answers from my CH brethern:
Obviously you are aware that there exists a perception in the US, whether deserved or not, that there are security concerns when traveling to Mexico. I wonder if there are key locks from the inside of the hotel rooms, so that only someone with a key can open the door from the inside. This level of security prevents any girls that may be invited to the room from sneaking off with valuables or worse opening the door to un-invited guests that may have dangerous intentions. This is a feature that I saw often when I traveled to other hotels with a similar clientele.
Also, I will be arriving to San Diego late on Friday and wonder about the security of walking with luggage and laptop across the border. I wonder if staying in San Diego on Friday night and then make the border crossing in the light of day on Saturday would be a better, safer strategy. I understand that your desire will be to have a guest as many nights as possible, but I would appreciate information that is as unbiased as you can offer.
Finally, I assume there is a parking lot of some sort near the pedestrian border crossing. Do you have any infomation as to how safe it is for a vehicle to be parked for 2-3 days?
One final question, when arriving in Tijuana and at the Hong Kong Club, are US dollars acceptable or should I be prepared to use Mexican Pesos.
By Lovingmarvin on Friday, August 13, 2010 - 12:37 pm: Edit |
The easiest thing is just to stay close to the border on the US side, leave your luggage and stuff there. It is so easy to take a taxi from the border to the Hong Kong Club, why even bother making the trek with luggage, laptop and all your stuff across. I have stayed at the Best Western Americana Inn, which is about 5 minutes from the border. From there it is only 10 minutes by taxi to the red light district.
Hong Kong, Chicago, etc, and the girls all accept USD. No need to exchange money.
About as easy of a trip as you can make it without any of the security concerns of staying in Tijuana.
At least for me.....
By Smith on Tuesday, September 07, 2010 - 10:47 pm: Edit |
Hey speaking of la mota. Can you smoke with the chicas in the short time hotels next to HK and Adulitas? Or do you need to get a hotel near the zona?
By Erip on Wednesday, September 08, 2010 - 07:12 pm: Edit |
If you don't know them well, almost every chica you meet in a bar will say she doesn't touch the stuff. The reality is many or most of 'em are fucking crazy for la mota and having it at the ready for LONG TERM sessions is s MAJOR session enhancer and where does the time go, ya know?
Short term, pretty much fagetaboutit. The time is too short, the mood for the chicas more businesslike than leisurely fun, and the cumboys are always close at hand outside your door and may decide to give you a bad shit time if they pick up a scent. Plus, by definition if you have it for short term it means you're carrying around probably more than you should be. I know I've posted about the legalization of small amounts in Mexico, but I'm hearing from some reliable sources that there has been a certain lack of acknowledgment of the new law in TJ. Ain't that peculiar? Anyhow, I would not be walking around the zona with more than a slim stogie. Also make sure not to make any deals on the street or do any business with street people period unless you've been around TJ long enough to cultivate some trusted connections.
So best way to go is to get your own overnight room in a hotel like Cascades if you are going to stay in the zona and don't fuck around too far outside the box in short term sessions.