"What is it in the human condition that allows for the historic enthusiasm of the 1969 lunar landing and then, in just 10 short years, allows for the seemingly universal blasé attitude that the public now has for sending astronauts to the moon and space program in general."�
---Walter Cronkite

Headline:

Hello Fans of the Female Form...
News from the Southern Hemisphere is in: The matrix is unchanged. The ground has been covered. The scene, reported.

Prelude:

This trip wasn't supposed to happen. Recession, the New Normal. Teachers, you may have heard, are being impacted. What does that look like? For me, it's an email. "Paul, budgetary cuts in the works for Fall semester. We're taking you down to two classes. We're sorry for any inconvenience...."�
Bukowski once said the death of a boy in China can be your undoing in Cleveland. What he meant by that is connectivity.

The State of Illinois is 30 billion in debt = cancellation of "Map Grants"� for college students = students asked to shoulder the additional expense = students bailing for community, state, and online colleges = classes slashed across private schools = fewer teachers = the loss of $5,000 in an email to one, Pauly Vegas.

Then, a reprieve. Fuck me if the fellow taking my class didn't fall ill. Another email: "Looks like you'll be getting that lost class back..."�

Yes!

Ode To A Grecian Urn:

Say my goodbyes to Chicago from a rail at Castaways, North Avenue Beach. From here one can see the big-shouldered Chicago cityscape. Come June 1, the rites of summer are in effect. That means 50 gleaming Bo-Flexed, 6-packed studs strutting it for no more than 6 Paisa-hot cuties. No KFC Double-Downs here (did you hear about the local "Luther"� Double Down? Half a Krispy Crème glazed doughnut, the Colonel's Special sauce, Fried chicken break, special sauce, cheese slice, bacon, cheese slice, fried chicken breast, half a glazed Krispy Crème doughnut"�and the terrorists talk about our decayed Western Society!)

News rolls from CNN on a nearby television: Oil closing in on Pensacola, Fla! Huge blobs coming ashore in Alabama! Gulf Coast residents remain skeptical of BP, Obama! Touchdown Jesus destroyed by lightning!

Outta here.

3am lightning wakes me. 15 hours later, I fall into the bed at Room 5, Castillo...

Drill baby, Drill!

Castillo is now Casablanca 2. Mansion Girls are "English students."� W h a t e v e r. If I slip and call the joint by the old name, sue me.

Tell you one thing: This was a difficult stay at Castillo. Relentless DRILLING that literally shook my walls in 5. Jacuzzi going into Room 8. Boyd and Robert were incredibly accommodating to get us through it. Boyd even comped me into Room 9 for my last couple days. Can you imagine the reaction of street girls walking into Room 9 to see the Jacuzzi, flat-screen TV, giant double-bed and bathroom bigger than their bedrooms? Boyd and Robert will break their backs for you, and open up their cell phones for anyone who stays at CB 1 or 2. Highly recommended, as usual.

Mongering, Pauly Vegas-style

If you're interested in detailed reportage about Mansionistas, you can probably stop reading here. Was with very few in my three weeks. Also was only with two MP girls and one strip-club girl. Never stepped foot in San Diego or Fase Dos and feel like I missed NOTHING.

This report's red meat is street chicks. My niche, my happy hunting ground. If you're looking for alternatives to the same-old-same-old Mansion chicks, read on.

Mansionistas:

The best was CAROLINA, a gal I knew two years ago back in the day at Mayorista. She's already had her Mansion phase and is not often seen at there these days. Have Boyd give you her number. Terrific chick.

Photo: Carolina - Mansion 01

Also not bad was LILLIANA, took her time to pose for photos, good performer, though nothing I'd fly 12 hours to have.

Photos: Lilliana - Mansion 02 03

ALEJANDRA and ANGIE, Mansion regulars, strangers to very few here. Photographed well.

Photos: Alejandra - Mansion 04 05

Photos: Angie - Mansion 06 07 08

There is a girl you should try to find, MARIA, who simply refused to be photographed.
Devestating body. Locked up for days by a guy with a Woody Woodpecker head. Jez, hope he doesn't read this.... Find her and pillage her. 200K for an all-nighter.

I had no intention of going near Demi Moore. Last year's Mayorista discovery has long been a Mansion favorite. Non-use of rubbers may account for her popularity. That and her gorgeous gorgeousity. She popped up this year looking fucking good. Note: Not good, fucking good. I booked a date with her for a Monday. The Sunday before she created quite the scandal by tossing a used rubber from a Mansion window at some of the girls below. Robert had had enough of her and Boyd disciplined her.

You'd think after all this she'd show on time Monday. 1pm date, she calls at 12:45 and says she can't make it "�til 2. I suggest 4. No go, says she, it's 2 or nothing. Fine, I'll eat an hour of my life. 2 comes and goes. No Demi. Call her, get voice mail. 2:15, no Demi. Call her, voice mail. Fuckit! Nearly out the door, call comes in. It's Demi. She's 20 minutes away, will I stay? No, babe, and Robert is gonna block you at the Mansion too, so no money there. I have a life too, doll. Ciaoooooo!

Strip Clubs

Maricaibo and Executivo were down a bit this trip. The only saving grace was bumping into another chica I knew from two years ago, YULY.

Photos: Yuly 09 10 11

Prediction: Yuly is a Mansion girl next year. She's too hot, too into the sex, very much wanting to please. PM me for her number if interested.

MP Girls

No photos of a couple of them. Only one house call: CATALINA. Terrific Boyd discovery. 5-0, 90 pounds wet. Redhead. Loves sex, cool personality. Other than the covered BJ, a 9. Recommended. Ask Boyd for the number.

Photos: Catalina 12 13

Street Chicas

Incredible trip for street girls. Coming in, I thought I knew every door to the abyss. I knew about the back of the fruit market, the Veracruz area, 53/DG, Mayorista, 33...Had this shit down. Then I learned about FernandoLand.

Named for Mansion Guide Fernando, this man knows his shit. Hard to give you exact location, but the general area is the "island"� near Prado Station. This is the hard-est-core I've ever seen. Street chicks, sure. Also rag pickers and mayhem artists. You can't win. You value life more than they do. These chicos have nothing better to do than put a blade between your shoulders. Don't get out of the boat. I took his late-night tour as a challenge, to see if I truly knew the kinky landscape.

I failed.

Lasted about 10 minutes, upon hitting a certain new area near 33. Please note the seriousness of the next statement: You must ID these girls. There are under-agers you want no part of, not to mention they will not get in the door at Castillo/Mansion. Please proceed with caution...

ALEJANDRA is a new girl I found on 53. Unbelievable body, slightly less staggering in bed.

Photos: Alejandra - Calle 53 14 15 16

TATIANA is a holdover from last year. Somehow looked better this year, a rarity for a street girl. Had stitches in her back from a street fight eight days before. The same night her boyfriend, father of her two year-old, was murdered in a drug deal. We will never truly know the lives of these women.

Photos: Tatiana 17 18 19 20

JOHANNA, another 53/DG holdover from last year. Will fuck you until YOU say "ya!"�

Photos: Johanna - Calle 53 21 22

MILENA, Japanese/Paisa, nobody with her look in the whole city. You'll find her at Mayorista.

Photos: Milena - Mayorista 23 24 25

MELISA, top discovery at Mayorista. Incredible chica. Said she was from Cartagena and may have returned. Look for her.

Photos: Melisa - Mayorista 26 27

NATALIA

Photo: Natalia 28

Random Notations

Buying Viagra for 5,000 pesos per 100 mg...later discovered the drugstore right down the hill from the Mansion was carrying generic, 4 50mgs for 4200...that's about a buck a pill!

1962 Exchange rate on my arrival. 1900 on departing. To the CRT crew: enjoy those sub-1900 rates. Said it before and will say it again: The shitty US Dollar will be THE END of many a monger career.

Want to get in good with a street girl? Feed her. Beef skewers at Mayorista and 53/DG cost about $1 buck. The chicks are starved. Buy "�em a skewer...this an old Ricker play which has worked well for me.

Don't even think about buying real estate up by Acevedo. Heard the story of a gringo killed in his fab new cheap apartment up in the barrio. Sure, it's got a mag view of the city below. But how long before the locals realize you're a slumming gringo? These red tiles roofs are NOT the pristine tiles of Firenze. Gentrification is not coming any time soon. This is Colombia, man. You, as a gringo up there, will be robbed early and often, and maybe even worse.

Parque Lleras restaurants? Las Palamitas? Not for Pauly Vegas. You can find me down in the Mall, at Texas House. Filet Mignon, ¾'s with champinones and fries. $12 fish. You'll stagger out but your body will thank you for the protein.

Here's to the Sunday Services under the overpass outside the Canulla food store. Only the cool location for a Christian service ever!

To the fellows who paid less than I, or nothing at all. Who elicited many orgasms, had Mansionista stay the night for nothing at all. Were privy to the greatest Lesbian porn movie of all time, and whose many ménage a trios were better than any I have ever experienced. I applaud you...your sense of fiction, too.

To the Mansion guys who have life angled. There are airline pilots and physical plant consultants. There are SEO whizzes and Daytrading Gods. There are retired mofos who will live life true princes well into their 70's. It's the Goldman-Sacks commercial, the American Dream, slightly twisted.

To the hamster shell game at Botero Plaza. Three hamsters, five bowls of food. Which hamster will run to which bowl? Very cool shell game I've never seen before.

To the screaming hammies, Viagra-burn, physical fatigue, cut-up pecker. It ain't easy being a pimp!

To the 53/De Grief night crew: The cardboard cutout men. The glue girls, the Botero-assed cantina women, the tattoed bouncers. The insane. The starving. The unwashed. The Jesus Freaks. The vendors of beef entrails. The $4 a gram perrico dealers. The slow-dancing taberna couples in blue Christmas lights and 70's disco ball light. The Cantina lady in yellow neon nursing her Pilsen right out of a Van Gogh nightmare. To the violence never far away"�how you sing, sing, sing to me as I roll my rain barrel down the street!

How To Get Your Camera Stolen In A Single Hour
* Don't notice that you've never seen this street girl before.
* Don't blink when she talks you into a more expensive short-stay motel and orders 10K worth of Red Bull and Arguadente.
* Get distracted by her body, which is the rockingest this trip, surpassing any Mansionista. When she strips for your camera and sucks a vibrator without coaching, feel your dick rise like the John Hancock tower-Chicago.
* Go to the John to prep and wash up, leaving her alone with your pants. No more than three minutes pass so you assume no funny business. In short, TRUST A STREET GIRL TOO MUCH.
* Start your engines. Go 69, when...knock, knock! It's her friend. Wow, not bad. Don't ask how her friend even knew you were in the room. And when the friend asks if you want to make it a party, then bends to suck your dick, make sure you say "�SURE!' Don't suspect a thing when the friend tells you she'll be right back and splits the room (very likely, with your camera).
* Start it up again, when: Knock knock! The fuck?! It's the hotel manager, explaining to you that 3-somes are prohibido. Ok ok, fine.
* Start it up yet again, 30+ minutes in now, when she starts to clock-watch. Reluctantly, she gives you 30 minutes more which are so good, that when she dresses fast, you are crashed on the bed and kiss her goodbye thinking NOTHING of her haste. You are a proper fool, after all, and don't notice that the Canon camera you walked into the room with is no longer in your pants.

Postscript: Saw the girl again. She played it like she didn't know me. When I reminded her with a simple: "You stole my camera,"� she, surprise surprise, denied it. Told her no hard feelings, I'd give her $20 for it, with a dead battery, no charger, it was garbage to her. She gets animated, says she doesn't know what I'm talking about, and walks away.

Dozens of street girls in four trips, first theft. Don't give papaya, guys. Never get too comfortable...

Centro, By Day:

Along Calle De Grief. Sign board people-- Minutos Cellular 200. Chiclets sellers. Sunglasses, bootleg DVD's. Gay porn, Prince of Persia, whateverthehell you want. Mango and avocado guys, cut "�em up real nice. Clear Hefty garbage bags filled with potato chips sold to bus people. Sellers of hammers, plungers, wrenches, and the glue bags. Supply and demand. Across the street in the Plaza is Botero--the fat dogs, society ladies, headless women, giant heads and hands. There is an absurdity to these, an intention hard to fathom. Keep moving down De Greif....

Pell-mell capitalism. Rodent powder guy in front of the Peluqeria Playboy. Fruit vendors string 10 limes to a bag, peel brown yucca root, red and purple mangos, commit to cellaphone cebolla and carrots, great-green guanabana and fruits whose names I know not. Shoeless beggar lays beside to a single shoe in search of an owner. Locals sit in local joints eating chicken soup, rice and beans, tamales and mondongo. Bossonova pours out from La Madrid #2. Street urchin crashed in front of Taberna Patterson. Stings of blue Christmas in Lindo Bar, and last night's neon, are off....

Outside Botero museum: sun and statues. The procession goes by. Put my glasses on (a gringo giveaway--like taking an umbrella to Mayorista, or wearing shorts down here)...minutes girls, hat vendors, take your picture with the headless Botero guys. Gal selling mangos under the headless woman has the same Botero ass. Art and life mixing seamlessly: Under the Plaza de La Cultura, all kinds of shit is going on. Guy with a bathroom scale offers weigh-ins for 200 per. The armless caricaturist surrounded: How's he do it???? Salsa plays everywhere: salsa maravillosa, salsa exotica. The CD pirates pitch rap en espanol, cubano, electronica, raggaeton. Toothless fuckers mouth fried empanadas, jamon y queso, ranchero, hawaiano...and that guanabana drink! Can never drink it without thinking about Eddie Murphy's "Special Wonton soup"�"�I mean, the concoction looks like cum! Fish vendors, dead carcasses of bright orange fish, the color somehow out of place. Bus rumbles by to Santana. Below the Centro de Ayuda Spiritual building, three trannies rub feet from heels, pulling down oh-so-short skirts...

The day has only just begun.

Last Licks

Mozart on the box. Chirp, pajaro. Perfecto. The Viagra-heartburn subsides. I think back to the old geezer last night. Wine glass in hand, Polo shirt, smiling, telling me he's caressed and fucked more women since his retirement than in all his years before. This is the Charles Schwab commercial. You know the one: The mutual fund/401k commercial with the salt & pepper Boomer on the golf course. He's won, investing through Schwab. My thinking is: Nope, it's this guy. He docks his boat in Cartagena. Lives here 6 months a year. Nice 3rd Act, worth angling for.
Pauly Vegas? He, of the Kerouac/Cassidy school, will have no such 3rd Act. But that's ok. In these three weeks, I have done such things... felt the tightness of such bodies... watching them strip before a mirror, eyes never leaving the reflection, feeling the necessity to kiss the stomach and she, pushing my head down further... in the arms of three separate 19 year-olds my last day alone. To live in the here and now present tense is the thing.

Penguino, baila!

pv

Words to live by... NEVER get too comfortable.

Great report. Sorry about your camera.

Good stuff PV !
At least there is some advantage of having a huge camera, like its so big that a bitch can't put it into the purse without getting noticed !!

A lot of extremely hot girls here. Seems Colombia is the epicenter for the hottest whores on the planet. People have tried to convince me otherwise but I just dont see it. Here is to hoping that Colombia doenst get developed like Brazil and turn into a first world mongering destination with first world prices.

nice to hear from a fellow street monger. glad you made it out alive from the streets! nice finds and good intel

There are a few more chicas I forgot to post. Sent the pics to the ADMIN, hope he puts them in.

Thanks Socrates, I can't wait to get back to AC, and finally to Pattaya, come July/August. Hard to believe this Medellin trip was just an appetizer.

PV: One of these days, I would like to hang with you in Medellin. Will be there around Thanksgiving which is not soon enough. Including room costs, etc. are the street girls still about 35K=30mins & 50K=60mins? I think your best pulls are Catalina & Tatiana. Where can they be found? Where is this Texas House? and where to find cheap steak? Thanks for the trip report.

The administrator hasn't included the photos of MILENA, who is a Mayorista killer, and a couple others I didn't photograph. Your prices sound right, though I would often take them back to Castillo and pay more, especially for no rubber, which 90% of street girls will allow.

I'm just a summer mongerer though.

Have a great trip...

pv

You found some very nice ones.

Pauly: Awesome report as always. Your style and mine are parallel. I am glad to know the street scene is alive and kickin'. It was reports like these that first drew me to Medellin years ago. Sadly we do not see many reports like this anymore, especially those that go into the streets like you did (and I love to do). Thanks for the new information.

Lilliana is a babe I first picked up at Mayorista over a year ago and she wanted to be my esposa. Glad to know she found somebody like you, and that she has moved up to be a Mansion babe. Once again our tastes are similar. If we ever monger together we may fight over the same girl.

Catalina is definitely the most smokin hot babe I have seen in a Medellin trip report in some time. I would ride on a plane 5 hours to find her. Hope I get that chance someday soon.

Keep em coming Pauly, and food luck in AC.

rm

RadioMan, you started this shit for me with those street girl reports, and Cubanut with his damn photos...

With the shitty economy, might be the last big trip for awhile. Hard to believe this trip is only 1/3rd done. Still got 4 weeks in AC, and 1 in Pattaya, first time there.

Pity my poor pecker.....

PV-

As a fellow member of the "be here now" school of mongering (and living), I commend you on another great report. But I have no pity for your pecker. It's doing what it was designed to do.

BD

Paulyvegas,

I know how much you like the street scene in Medellin and the go go joints in PI.

That being said, Pattaya I believe will blow you away for the sex in your face 24x7. The shear mass of girls can be overwhelming.

You set aside only 1 week for Pattaya? You will wish you set aside more. I mean I like AC but the girls all have a general "look alike" feature. I would have done less than 4 weeks in AC.

If you really hit Pattaya for weeks at a time you realize just how different many of the girls really look. Just when you think you fucked the hottest Thai babe, there's another with her pussy in your face.

Anyway, thanks again for the great report as usual.

I always forget to ask you when we meet up back home is where you get those crazy outfits.


Stay Horny My Friend,


Cubanut

Cubanut...I only brought half my outfits to Medellin, held back a few for ac/pattaya and will be using my new Canon 12 megapixel. I accumulate those outfits throughout the year via ebay. Just go to sexy lingerie and make bids. I never go more than $10 for any outfit (including shipping).

You might be right out not giving Pattaya enough time. Just booked with Pattaya Bay Resort and Mr. Toom. $300 flight, plus the rides to and from the airport ($40 and $40) X2 means just getting there from the Philippines will cost $500. Got $175 per day and not a penny more. We shall see....

Paulyvegas; Cuba is right about spending TOO much time in AC and not enough in Pattaya. As far as getting from BKK to Pattaya usse Bell travel http://www.belltravelservice.com/routes_rates.php# it is only 200BHT from the airport to your hotel. No way should that ride cost you $40

When your in Pattaya make sure you go to Windmill club, they got some nasty girls that will do things that you only thought were stories from a warped guys imagination.

This is my first time in Thailand. I'm not taking a bus from the airport. I'll get lost.

The $40 is what it costs each way to go by car from Central Park Hotel to Manila. It doesn't count Mr. Toom's 1300BT ($35) each way. So to go by car on each leg is $75 X 2 legs = $150 bucks plus the $311 Philippino Air airfare. Cool! I just deduct it against my fuck money. Not a penny over $175 pd, period.

Why not take the Cebu Pac flight CRK to BKK. With the outrageous price of car hires from AC to NAIA, it seems to be a no brainer? Well if you have some flexibility on dates as I assume you do on such a long flight.

Actually, I have taken the bus from the BKK airport to Pattaya and it is an excellent easy to use service. The bus is very spacious and modern.

As for dividing time between AC vs Pattaya. I am in AC now and I must say the available talent is as good as I have seen in the past five years. Pretty much every bar I go into has a couple of really hot chicks ready and willing to barfine and stay LT - even the Pampanga girls are willing to text the Ati's that they are staying over at a friends house. I am certainly in the bitching about prices and changing attitudes in AC crowd, but no doubt the increased income possibilities are giving rise to increased talent levels.

I have been to Pattaya twice already this year, and I gotta say the ratio of guys looking to fuck a hottie versus hotties looking to go home with a guy for some moolah is now well below that in AC. On the service end, for some reason I have been getting a lot of no BJ or shitty BJ girls in AC, bucking historical standards, while Pattaya chicks seem to be happy to go down and smoke some good pole. However, given PV's preference for raw screws he is much more likley to be dissapointed in Pattaya.

However, this just my experience and everyone should check out Pattaya at least once - the true adult disney world. Plus with that PAL ticket you should have some flexibility to change dates if you desire.

The ONLY way you can get lost with Bell Travel is if you don't find their stand INSIDE of the airport terminal. The bus will go from the airport to the bus terminal in Pattaya, they then load you and your gear in a minivan and drop you off at the front door to your hotel. It is SOOOoooo simple, and it's a money saver, also if you want to save some money on hotel's in Pattaya you can do much better than Pattaya Bay Resort. http://www.agoda.com/asia.html has some real inexpensive hotel rooms.

Roadglide, ok, I'll give the Bell bus a try. The savings will buy a couple Soi 6 wenches, or maybe pay for my Go-Cart or Elephant ride. Ain't no Big Buddhas or elephant rides in AC!

I also like to use the Bell Bus to Pattaya. The only problem that I have found is that the last bus down to Pattaya is 6 PM. On later flights it's not an option. The bus leaves from near door 7 downstairs.

Pauly,

I also agree with other mongers advice to spend a little more time in Thailand. You should consider several days in Bangkok to experience SOI COWBOY. NANA PLAZA, Buddha temples and world class shopping malls. I seem to recall busses from Ekamai station to Patayya runing far more frequently than Bell Bus service from airport ands fares around 113 Baht each way.

Four weeks in AC is crazy. You need to mix that up with a few nights in SUBIC and travel around country. My trip to Phils it tentatively scheduled for AUG 20 to stay 24 days. My plan is to spend first four and last two days in Manila. Schedule for Angeles, Subic, Baguio, 100 Island and Borocay will depend on hook ups. May even visit Davao City or Tacloban or Bicoy. So many sweeties all over the country and so many pretty beaches. AC is a shit hole, but still a lot of fun for about 8 days.

Ah, just read your 2009 Philippines trip report and found you know exactly what to expect there. All the more reason to spend more time exploring Thailand. My 2009 trip was 8 nights in Phils and 16 nights in Thailand. Not enough time in either country really, but jet lag ate into those PI nights.

H4A2

(Message edited by Hot4ass2 on July 04, 2010)

great report Pauly I got to Medellin just after you left by the looks of things.

Great report Pauly, Fernando is worth his weight in gold .... one night in a (far too) sleazy bar in downtown Medellin my last call was to Fernando .... "get me the f*** outa here, fast" ... sure enough, in 10 mins he was there on his shining steed

Currently enjoying sub-40kg chicas in Bangkok .... gotta love 'em

Tourist2004, not sure how many pounds is sub40kg but I'm guessing any 5 foot or under doll will count. There are hundreds of them here in AC and the pictures--and lays--of this last week cannot be equaled in Medellin. Can't wait to get to Pattaya next week. Happy humping there in BK...

40 kg is 88 pounds.

Hi Paulyvegas,

Great report! I can't wait to be in Medellin in a few days...

Could you please send me some phone numbers of chicas? Specifically Alejandra, Milena, Johanna, Yuli & Liliana?

Gracias!

Thao123456@hotmail.com

Somehow this photo was missed and recently found in our queue of photos to be posted.

Photo: Milena - Mayorista 29

Milena (aka Max's chick)...yet another Mayorista freak. She's got Asian blood. Nobody on the scene looked like her. Not quite as famous as Demi Moore but every bit the lay.

Is she still around? Boyd?

Lord I miss that dirty Mayorista action!

Photos: Milena - Mayorista 23 24

Photo: Melisa - Mayorista 26

Photo: Tatiana 30

Photos: Alejandra - Calle 53 31 32

Photo: Blond - Mayorista 33