I’ve been an on again off again user of hombre. Lately, I’ve been in the off-again mode as I haven’t been able to get away for some time. It was on hombre that I learned about the Medellin Mansion two years ago and went there on my virgin trip to Colombia. I ended up staying at El Castillo because the Mansion was full. My first few days there were awesome as I had never been exposed to the beauty of Colombian women before and Boyd was very helpful in showing me around. But after a few days I noticed that there were always the same girls around the table near the pool and I was interested in meeting new ladies. Also, I wanted to meet women that weren’t as hardened pros as the regulars I got to know at the Mansion. I had one night where I went out with some of the guys and chatted with some regular Colombian girls. Nothing came of it but it was nice for a thirty-three year old guy to talk to college chicks without the age discrimination you get in the states.

This second trip to Medellin was a last minute thing. In my work, it’s hard to tell when I can get some time off. When the moment presented it I bought an Avianca ticket down to MDE. My objective on this trip was twofold: 1/ to meet less hardened pros, like part-timers or girls who don’t usually work and 2/ to meet regular girls and see if I could start up something more intimate. I had signed up to Colombia Cupid and had meetings lined up with 3 different chicas for my five day stay. Getting dates set up with only two weeks was easy but finding an apartment I liked was more difficult. I didn’t want to stay at the Mansion since I thought taking regular girls there would create a bad impression. I contact three different sites, one didn’t get back to me at all, another got back to me a couple days before I left and the third one only had apartments that weren’t up to standard I was looking for. A friend who had spent time in Colombia told me to get in touch with his friend Jon who lives in Medellin and often helped non-natives out. Shortly after I got in touch with him he confirmed an apartment for me and sent me the pictures. He also suggested that he could arrange any other services or bookings that I might need while down there. I took him up on his offer for a driver at the airport and suggested we talk once I got there.

Day 1

I flew into MDE at 3pm and was greeted at the airport by the driver who took me to the apartment building Jon had found for me which was located in the hills above Parque Lleras. It was a new building with all the amenities (pool and gym) and the room had a balcony and an awesome view overlooking the city. That evening Jon came by to make sure everything was ok. He showed up with a Colombian girl who was about 5’9, thin and had a sweet smile called Angelina. He was going to a Reggaeton concert with Angelina and another girl that night and said he could get me an extra ticket. That night I went to the Winsin & Yandel show and ended up making out with Angelina. She blew away the Cupid girls I had lined up and I was already thinking about spending most of my time with her.

Day 2

Jon called in the morning and offered to show me around some places that were less common than the typical places (like Face Dos) where I had gone on my Mansion trip. We ended up going to a casa on la 80 that had a line up of seven hot paisas. I ended up going with a thin blonde (probably fake) called Yuli. She was 19 years old and had only been there for a week. She provided an amazing service for $100. If I wasn’t worried about blowing too much mojo too soon I would’ve gone with another girl from there as well because at least two others were very tempting. Afterwards we went to a mall right across the street from a college campus and talked to several college girls. Jon ended up getting the phone numbers of three different girls that I would say were at least 8’s. That night I said I’d be interested in seeing Angelina again. We went on a double date to this really good middle eastern restaurant. Most of the places I’d been to when I was staying at the Mansion were fast food in Oviedo mall and other local food that wasn’t that good. Here in the hills behind Lleras Jon showed me a bunch of great options. After a few drinks in Lleras at a pretty cool shot bar we went to a club. Jon knew everyone there and we got the VIP treatment with easy entry and access to the lounge. The girls were amazing in this place and Jon introduced me to a hot model chick called Laura when Angelina was in the bathroom. Luckily there was a long line for the bathroom which gave me enough time to get Laura’s phone number. The night ended up on the balcony of my apartment and Angelina ended up sleeping over.

Day 3

I woke up feeling a sense that I had too many options and too little time. Between Angelina, Laura and going to casas I didn’t know what to choose. At this point, I wasn’t even thinking about contacting the Cupid girls anymore. Angelina left really early the next day. I admired her energy but I decided to sleep in til noon. Jon came by and we went on the internet where he showed me several girls on his facebook page. Some of them were playboy models and others were models that participated in fashion events. He said that even though they have these high profile jobs they are available for hire through the appropriate referrals. I ended up selecting Johana a runway model who had worked in fashion shows throughout Latin America. She came over in the afternoon and was really well educated and probably the most beautiful woman I had ever been with to date. That night I was unable to get in touch with Laura so I called Angelina again. She said she couldn’t come over until midnight so Jon and I went to a mall away from the touristy areas like Poblado. It seemed really easy to talk to girls there and we ended up getting two more phone numbers. We finished off the night at a casino in the San Diego area until about midnight, just in time for me to meet up with Angelina back at the apartment for another great night.

Day 4

This was my last full day in Medellin and also my birthday. Jon said he could organize something special, which I had trouble imagining could be better than what I’d already experienced. First we made a stop at another casa, this one on la nutibara street, and I went with Leidy, a really light skinned girl with straight black hair who was a bit shy at first. She wasn’t as wild as Yuli but made up for it with her tenderness. It was $75 for an hour. That afternoon we drove about 45 minutes outside of the city to a Finca (a high end ranch house) with an awesome swimming pool and fully pimped out furnishings. We brought along two girls that Jon knew, one of them a model and another one had apparently done some hosting work on a local TV show. Unfortunately, it was raining when we got there but, as is the case in Medellin, the rain quickly passed. When the sun came out we went in the pool and the whole experience felt like I was Vince Chase from Entourage. Super hot models naked in the pool and hanging out in this incredible setting. This is why I love Colombia, what is only available for the Hollywood set in the US is possible in Medellin for an average guy like me who has a decent career.

Day 5

This was my last day in Medellin. I called Angelina who was mad that I didn’t spend my birthday with her. I told her I hadn’t been feeling well (and my hangover made it pretty convincing). She came over and we spent the rest of the afternoon together at the Tesouro Mall and then one last interlude at my apartment before I headed to the airport. She went there with me which made for a romantic send off.

Snoop Dogg once said that a man needs three women: a girlfriend, a mistress and a whore. In this short trip I feel like I got all three. Sorry there are no pics, the high end models demanded discretion because of their jobs and Angelina was a regular girl and I’d rather not post the pictures I have of her. Jon told me that he had just created a website to make it easier for people to get in touch with him at themedellinexperience.com. It was a great time and a different experience than the first time there. I would like to try to stay longer next time to capitalize on some of the phone numbers that were so easy to get. Unfortunately, my job rarely lets me get more than a week away.

So, does Jon offer kickbacks for mentioning his website?

Please forgive me my skepticism, but I have been doing this for awhile and your story sounds just a bit too good to be true.

I want to live like Vincent Chase. EVERYTIME it is promised, it is not delivered.

just for context:
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Spam? Who knows. If so, it's not too heavy-handed.

But I have a question: aren't those prices paid pretty high for casa girls? And what did Angelina end up costing you?

Bwana, remember, Jon needs his cut of the action, so that will inflate the rates by at least a 3rd or a half.

Of course it's a shill trip report, from the guy that spammed us with the medellinexperience website a few months ago. He told us how little regard he had for us back then, so he must think that we're pretty stupid, too.

There's *almost* a lot of information in the report, but not quite. You'd have to PM the OP and ask for Jon's contact information. It's pretty slick, too, how he knocks both the Mansion and Colombia Cupid without actually knocking them, I've got to give him credit there.

Also, (and clearly he's the guy that told us all to go fuck ourselves back in May) he does make a commission on the girls. He admits to it on the high-end girls here:

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That's what I said in my original post, I am offering my services, I do not consider myself a pimp because I do not make money off of the women, with the exception of high end models and colombian TV stars, there I do make a commission from their end but they offer it, I didn't ask.

Definition of a pimp, "a person, esp. a man, who solicits customers for a prostitute or a brothel, usually in return for a share of the earnings; pander; procurer. "

I am using females as a marketing mechanism, just like an advertisement on tv, because women attract business, the difference is in this case you can sleep with the girl on the TV commercial. I am not soliciting customers for the sole purpose of prostitution, if you look on the site there is no prostitution at all, there is just an option for female companionship to be included in your dream package. The array of services I offer are : Bachelor Parties, Real Estate Sales & Rentals (Vacant Land, Farms, Penthouses....), Visas, VIP MODELING EVENTS, Corporate functions & Getaways, Dating & Marriage services, car rental, 24 hour concierge, translator, maid services. Usually the services are purchased in a package, on the website you can "Build your exclusive dream package".

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You have to admit its a nice website.

RT here. Again.

After I posted above, I heard from Hombre. He wrote me to let me know that there was enough evidence to make him believe that Tylerdurden (the OP in this thread) and MedellinExp (Jon) are not one and the same person.

So it is entirely possible that I am wrong in my assertions that this trip report is just a creative piece of spam.

Hombre left open the possibility that the report was a effort between interested parties. There's no way that he can read people's minds, and if someone is hell-bent on tricking us, they probably can get away with it. But as a simple, run-of-the-mill spam piece, he thinks it is unlikely.

This isn't the first time that I have been wrong about something, and I am sure that it won't be the last. I apologize to Mr. Durden, and congratulate him on a fun experience in Colombia.

Football season starts Sunday. That will give us all something to do when we're not on the road. Me... I can't wait.

RT-
I have to disagree with you, respectfully. Football season starts Sept 2nd, with the start of the college season. NFL preseason is an embarrassingly bad imitation of football.

Yeah, you're right with that, Bwana.

But at this point, I will take just about anything.

Not sure the big deal, a newbie subtly pimps a website by name at the end of his report.
So what if there are additional contacts for getting and/or girls' phone numbers.

Fake pics and blatant advertising would be shameful, but this is no different than others mentioning a guy named Don down in Rio.

I got the same admonishment RT got.

My shill sensors get twitchy when there appears to be a lack of posting history. I apologize to Tylerdurden

The ironic thing for me is I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING for "The Entourage Experience" for 15 years. And I HAVE been to MDE. I WANT these reports to be "true" but have been profoundly disappointed when ever I have looked into them.

Now if you read any of my reports you know

• I LUVS the GFE
• I Realize that YMMV
• I DO NOT believe there is such a thing as a "semi-pro"
• For Hobby adventures, I AVOID 'non-pros" and think others should too
• I limit my pursuit to fun with pros
• What floats my boat may be another mans poison
• If it sounds too good to be true, it is too good to be true, therefore, it is a lie to get my money or boasting to make oneself seem more impressive

spam , stop feeding the troll!

"I’ve been an on again off again user of hombre"

Like the aforementioned above, if it sounds to good to be true it usually is. Probably spam. I like the comparison to vinnie chase from entourage.

I always find it funny that these threads often turn into a pointless battle of wits.. Once "proven" to be spam, the thread isn't quickly abandoned as it should be, but instead fed whith comments about who can label the spammer in the wittiest fashion..Haven't been on Hombre for a while but its always comforting to know that the characters that make up this wildly entertaining and influential community are still hard at work..

Leaving for Cancun on the 21st and on to my virgin trip to visit Castro and his Commies the following morning for 10 glorious days. Will be documenting my every move so I will finally be put on the board.. Jonesie if you read this hope to see you there..

I love fake tits!
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