2010/08 Ruan04 - My Inugural Trip to TJ and to Viagra

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By Ruan04 on Monday, August 30, 2010 - 07:24 pm:  Edit

On short notice, I have a business trip to Orange County and of course my first thought is that TJ is less than 100 miles, why not extend my trip and make my inaugural trip to TJ.

I did have a lot of concerns, as there is so much media attention as to how dangerous Mexico is. Even an Orange County co-worker, upon hearing that I was going to spend the weekend in San Diego, gave me all sorts of attractions that I must see, but said, “Do not cross the border. I am Hispanic and I would not cross the border.” Another co-worker chimed in with, “They decapitate tourists.”

Luckily, I’ve followed the CH postings and even contacted a few TJ regulars who all assured me that TJ was safe. Still, I was apprehensive going into this weekend and thought I would ease myself into the TJ scene. I decide to get a room in San Diego on Friday night, then drive down and cross the border on foot with no baggage, mobile phone, laptop – nothing of value except a couple hundred dollars.

So, it begins, I drive the 90 miles from Orange County to my hotel on the southern side of San Diego. The drive took much longer that I was expecting – around 2 hours 45 minutes.

My first good omen for the trip happened as I was walking across the border. My rental car key had fallen out of my pocket and a young girl ran after me to return it. That simple act of citizenship really helped me feel at ease - not everyone in Mexico is a murderous thug :-).

So, I cross the border without being stopped and grab a taxi to HK club. Before I get in, I ask “Cuanto?” “Five dollars, Sir.” Fine (same price I paid each time going to/from the border). The driver actually dropped my off in front of Adelitas which is just a couple doors down from Hong Kong, so I decided to stop in at Adelitas. [Side note: throughout the trip I noticed a very heavy presence of police all around the area]

There were many very good looking girls there, but there were also a lot of girls that I don’t fancy. To define what is attractive to me – small girl, small waste, skinny thighs, chest is secondary as long as they are not saggy – very much like you will find when mongering in Asia.

It has been almost 20 months since my last mongering trip to Rio, so I don’t play the field long, and quickly decide to session with a gorgeous girl. She says $60 for 30 minutes – I’m fine with that. I know that there will be a CBJ, but I’m good - she is hot. On the way up the room I ask her age – 19. She is a specimen.

However, there seems to be an inverse relationship between her hotness and her performance. It was horrible. She would not kiss because I smelled like beer, the entire time she looked so disinterested that I had a hard time, well keeping it hard. She would not let me touch her, she would not touch me except on my covered dick and she looked so very uninterested in what we were, or at least I was trying to do.

I finally got her to lick my chest, which she did with the very small tip of her tongue which she did for about 5 seconds then spit on the floor. It is not like I just got done digging a ditch – I just showered and am a well groomed guy. Her total lack of attention, regardless of how hot she was, just killed the experience. I of course finished but wasn’t thrilled about the experience.

[I’ve included my original comments to record my thoughts as I was experiencing the TJ scene, as you read on, you will see that my opinion totally changes by the end of the trip] So, I went on to HK, which a certain user, who I suspect is a marketing agent for HK, described as so filled with debauchery and so much better than Adelitas. I will say that it is larger, but the girls are the exact same quality. There are more girls at HK, but the hot ones are just as hot, and the fat-uglies are the same, and probably in the same ratio at both places.

The same report said that there are girls making out with customers, getting fingered in public, etc. I did not see this at all. I took a girl (who was for me very hot, very much like an Asian with nice fake boobs) for a private dance for $20 for “three songs”, however it lasted no more than 5 minutes before the knock on the door. In the private room, all she did was ask if I wanted to go upstairs for sex. I wanted to touch her or lick her, get a sense for what the upstairs experience might be – but no for her the private dance was just a room to talk to you about going upstairs.

So, I walked around a bit, there are definitely some very attractive girls for any taste. If you like big tits with a big ass, there is a girl for you. For me, I like small ass, small thighs. I end up with a girl that agreed to BBBJ and no time commitment for $70 ($10 extra for the BBBJ – thank you CH for teaching me “sexo oral sin condom”). I got upstairs and realized I only had $80, but still needed to pay $15 for the room and $5 cab back to the border, plus $8 for parking. I showed her exactly how much I had, explained the situation and she accepted. She gave a nice BBBJ and sucked my balls plenty - even caressed the area between the ball sack and my leg with her tongue – which I really like. After a while of BBBJ, she threw her legs over my head for nice little 69 snack. I realize that is kind of gross, considering how many dicks go in there each day, but I try not to think about that.

Since I was out of money, I ended day one, headed back to the boarder, and look forward to day two.

Day Two:
I spend the day in San Diego – have lunch in the Gaslamp district, see some sites, etc. Around 3:30 I head for the border to check into the Hotel Cascadas, right above Hong Kong.

I unpack then walk the area, stopping by Adelitas and a few other clubs, but eventually end up at HK. I ask three spinners for sexo oral sin condom, but all refused. With the third, Tiffany, I grabbed her hand put it on my balls and then motioned to her tounge, she agreed. So no BBBJ, but a nice ball wash. I was okay with that for $60. The session started with a lot of caressing, etc, then I went to pull off her panties and her young pink pussy lay before me, and I just had to taste. I was down for 10-15 minutes and her clit was getting really swollen, as was I. I could feel how tight she was with my tongue, I wondered how she would take by cock which, I am not bashful in saying is well above average in size. I put her on all fours then positioned my balls in front of her – which she gobbled up. I was definitely ready – stopped the CBJ after 20 seconds and went in for doggy style. It was great. She kept a fully concaved back, exposing her pussy for optimal penetration. I looked down and her ass hole was so nice and petite – but she would flinch when I would go full tilt.

It was nice to have the hotel room, after some conversation, I just showed her to the door and took a nap. I was going to a party hosted by Sampson at El Torito. The party was fine – got to meet some fellow mongers (got some tips on my pending trip to MDE) and there was a few very nice escorts, but I was told there were all taken.

So, after a few free beers courtesy of Sampson, I headed back to HK, but first, I looked to accomplish another goal for the trip – try Viagra. I headed to a pharmacy and bought one generic pill for $8, then jumped into a cab and was at HK. I walked around for bit before bumping into a very tall, very thin girl, Melissa.

She was insistent on $70 to which I would agree only with BBBJ – she refused and we agreed at $60 with the ball wash. I knew right away that this was going to be the girl for me to try Viagra with, so I buy her a drink, and pop in the little blue pill (only bought the drink to get some time for it to kick in).

We head upstairs to my “luxurious” Jacuzzi suite. Far different from the first Adelitas girl I sessioned with, she laid me down and licked my all over. She went for the condom, but I asked first for the ball wash. She did an amazing job! Wow. Then on went the condom and she gave a fantastic BJ – by far the best CBJ I’ve had, even rivals most BBBJ lazy America girls often give. Her depth was extraordinary. And when I was deep in her throat, I could feel her tongue, even through the condom, massaging my most favorite appendage.

After about 3 minutes of this great BJ, I pull her head up to tell her in my crappy Spanish that I will want to be with her once more. I again pull her head up to express how much I like how deep she goes, but she misunderstands and apologizes for not being able to go all the way down. So we move into missionary and things start to get hot a sweaty, I think she was really enjoying herself as she started to kiss me and lick me with great passion.

I finish the first time in missionary, and explain again that I want her to stay for a second time. She was happy to except even at a slightly discounted price – I was out of cash (again). She said she really liked our first time and found me quite attractive. Sure, sure she is a working girl, but I kind of believe her.

I ask if she’d like a cerveza, which I have chilled on ice. By that time the Viagra was in full swing, and I never lost the full hard on. After a few sips of the cerveza, we move into to round two, and again she gives me a nice tongue bath then grabs for the condom, and again I show her my balls. This time she probably spends 10 minutes on the ball wash and continues to caress me with her tongue below my balls and just above my ass. She throws on the condom for another amazing CBJ. The CBJ is definitely not desired, but with the ball wash, I am rethinking my entire position on the matter.

Being the second time within 30 minutes and the help of Captain V, I am really having fun! We went through four or five positions, and are both getting into it. You can definitely tell the fake porn style moans meant to get you to cum quickly and the true moans of pleasure. I finally finish in missionary. And she just looks at me with great passion, puts her hand over her chest as to express sincerity and tells me how much she liked it. We talk for awhile and I ask if she’d want to say and fill the Jacuzzi, to which she was very enthusiastically accepted, even though there would be no more dinero.

Unfortunately, in the fabulously refurbished Hotel Cascadas, the Jacuzzi did not work. I asked her to stay anyway and we made out for awhile before she said that she needed to get back to HK. She again expressed how much, “muy,, muy” she liked our time. Sure, she could be a great actress, but there was a sincerity there that I didn’t see with any other TJ chicas.

I actually got a bit of GFE from her as we talked afterward. She went on and on about how much she enjoyed our session and how handsome she thought I was.

Overall – a fine mongering day. I thought the first chica today was great, but as I sit here an hour after Melissa left, typing this report, I can barely remember Tiffany. I do think it helped that I had the perspective of the very first girl from Adelitas as a bench mark, from which anything seems great.

Day three starts with me closing my laptop after writing the above and I realize that the effects of Dr. V are still in effect and thinking of Melissa while typing the above was keeping me at attention. So, I head out and try to find a little spinner I saw sitting outside of a more traditional place. I walk in, but she is not there. Instead, a little round girl approaches me.

I had been drinking plenty of beer while entering my journal for day two, so I just say what the heck. Same agreement as with other girls, $60, CBJ with the ball wash. I was disappointed that she was tied to a single hotel and couldn’t go back to my room. But, I’m drunk, what the heck, and pay for one hour. We get into the room and go at it. I am at full attention without any trouble, which I was surprised, since I had plenty of beer.

So we go and go and go, she is sweating and has to stop to get a towel to wipe down. Eventually, while in doggy style I put my dick on her ass hole and tell her that this will make me cum right away. She nods, closes her eyes and clenches her jaw in preparation for backdoor entry. I am quite surprised by this unexpected turn of events; however, I barely got the tip in before she but on the full stop. I think she would definitely be open for anal with a less than average sized member. Finally, a knock on the door. Time is up.

A full hour of pounding away, never lost my erection, but also never came. I left disappointed that I didn’t come, but amazed at the power of Viagra.

The next morning, I showered up, pack and head to San Diego for the day. I head back to TJ around 4:00 and am in HK by 5:30. It is Sunday, so it is a bit dead compared to Friday and Saturday. I make a quick pass through and see Tiffany from yesterday dancing on the bar – I avoid eye contact. Then see a very small spinner and she is the only realistic option. I introduce myself, ask her if she wants to up stairs. $60 for BJ and sex. I reply, “Okay, BJ sin condom.” No negotiating, just “Si.”
Fantastic, we are in my room by 5:45.

She follows through with a fine BBBJ, then I motion for the ball wash and she declines, then gets on top to mount me, grabs my johnson and says, “Sin condom, si.” Sorry, not for me. “Condom, por favor.” Amazing, BJ and sex without a condom is okay, but a ball lick is out of the question.

So we go through cow girl, missionary and doggy. She is definitely struggling with my size. I ask her if she would to prefer finishing me with BJ. She declines, so I pound away in doggy for another 10 minutes before finishing. We share a beer and a smoke and she is out the door by 6:30. I tried to chat with her as we shared the beer afterward, but she spoke zero English and my limited Spanish didn’t connect. Usually a little English and a little Spanish can make for a bonding experience, I think.

She said she is finished work at 6:00, which is nice, so I won’t have to see her as I grab girl two or girl three for the day.

So, I pop in a Viagra for good night and take a brief nap then head out the back entrance of Hotel Cascadas where there are many girls hanging the street. I walk up and down a few times and there are a few options, but then appears this tiny spinner in a red dress with dyed blond hair. She is really tiny, just the way I like. I walk up to her and she doesn’t say “Hola” or “Como te llamos”, but “vienteycuatro” (sorry if the Spanish is mangled). I say fine and off we go.

$6 for the room and we are under way.
We use the American condom I brought for CBJ. Then sex in multiple positions. I loved the mirror in the room and just watching this tiny thing take it doggy. I again experience a side effect of Viagra that I didn’t know about before - sure you are hard, but you can’t cum.
Finally the knock on the door as time is up and she is doing everything to make me come, I end up having to pull off the condom and finish myself manually while she straddles my face so I can look (look – no lick) at her pussy.

She quickly leaves, I think she was in trouble for taking too long.

After awhile, I go back to HK, and make the rounds before getting lured to the shaving cream show. They’ve pulled a guy onto the stage and are ripping his clothes off, but he passively resists until they rip his boxers off, then finally just rolls off stage cupping his pubis. The MC asks for a volunteer to come on stage and fuck two girls for free. With the confidence of the Viagra – I raise my hand. Quickly, I am on stage and getting my clothes pulled off.
My johnson falls out, the MC announces – “We have a porn star here.”

I have no trouble getting erect nor enjoying the CBJ on stage with dozens of people watching. After 10 minutes or so (really, I am unsure of the time – it was all a blur), I am escorted off stage have to walk the bar for all to see over to the shower, then clean up in the very public glass shower.

I turn around in the public glass shower to see all the girls looking, pointing, but I don’t mind one bit. I am very proud of the gift that God gave me and that Viagra enhanced :-).

After getting dressed, I see girl three, Connie. She is the same girl that did nothing but press the hotel sex on my first night when getting a private dance. I like the way she looks – very Asian with nice fake boobs but she has a bitchy personality, and knowing that it will take me a miracle to cum, I decide to fuck the bitchiness out of her. We negotiate $60, but everything covered, no ball wash. Fine.

We go up stairs and she continues with the rules.

She throws on the condom and starts and amazing CBJ – even better than Melissa from last night. I actually felt like I was going to cum in about 3 minutes, so I switch to sex. We go for a long time and she is getting sore, and she offers to finish with oral. She happily takes it from her cootch directly to her mouth. Very deep with a lot of tongue massage while fully down. A few minutes later and I finish covered in her mouth. She continues for another few minutes, which I appreciated.

She hangs out awhile and we talk, her English is quite good, but it is weird. She complains that I am too big for her and she didn’t like it, etc. But she doesn’t leave, I ask why she looks so sad. She just said that she is tired but just lingers. I offer her beer, water, Coke, etc. No, she wants nothing, but lingers looking sad. Kind of a downer. I just walk around naked with my erection going nowhere. Viagra is awesome.

Awhile later and I am back walking around and head back to HK. I am not horny at all, but still hard. I see a very trashy looking dyed blond girl named Gina or at least she sees me. Normally, I try to walk through the crowds without making eye contact, take notice of any girls that I find interesting then take an eagle position to check out the prospect – check for unwanted belly fat, cellulite, ass fat, etc. However, out of the corner of my eye, I can see this girl just staring at me – she totally has me in her sites. She makes a bee line directly in front of me, shakes her ass then pulls out her boobs allowing me to suck them. She opens with $50 and promises excellent service. I don’t even negotiate.

On the way up to the room, she says that I am “caliente”. I don’t know if “caliente” means “hot” in the American/English sense (very attractive) or if I physically look like I’ve had too much heat. Regardless, I take it as a compliment and appreciate the effort she makes that she is actually interested in what we are about to do.

We get up to the room and she immediately grabs for the condom, but I specify CBJ is okay as long as there is the ball wash. She is okay for an extra tip. So, the story repeats itself. Long sex without cumming, she started out with fake moans (very porn styleish, which fit her look). I was trying to cum thinking that I was in fact fucking a porn star, but that didn’t work.

We went through some positions, but she would not take doggy as I was too big. She offers to switch to oral, but it is not as good as Connie and could not get me across the finish line.

Finally, I pull off the condom, show her my balls and she gives me a good ball wash while I have a manual finish.

Moral of the story – don’t use Viagra if you don’t need it. In my last trip to Rio I had a dupla (two girls) for two hours, I came 4 times in 1 hour 15 minutes, without loosing my erection. This trip to TJ was fun with Viagra as I felt like I had a super dick, but it was also a bit frustrating that I had such trouble cumming. Let me rethink this point – in Rio you pay for time, so don’t use Viagra if you don’t need it and cum as many times as you can. In TJ, you pay by the orgasm, so use it here regardless of whether or not you need it.

Final note, as I was curious before I went on the amount of time it would take to cross back across the border on foot:
Friday, 11:00 PM: 5-10 minutes, very short lines.
Sunday, 10:00 AM: 20-30 minutes
Monday: 8:00 AM: 20-30 minutes, but I took the shuttle from the border crossing for $5. The line to pass through on foot was too long to see the end, so I paid a little extra and took the easy way out.

By Erip on Monday, August 30, 2010 - 10:52 pm:  Edit

That is one helluva virgin voyage through the zona and one helluva report! I wish I could remember far enough back to when I was such a stallion as you, but in fact I never was.

The point can't be made enough that the zona bars can be crazy different from day to day. One day you find HK relatively peaceful and calm, the next day you're fucking 2 girls on the fucking stage covered in shaving cream in front of hundreds of people! You that is, not me. Believe it or not there was at least one other report many years ago by a guy who reported his participation in a live sex show in one of the Revo clubs before those clubs crashed and burned. Now c'mon, are you some kind of exhibitionist or is your appetite for pussy so unquenchable that you couldn't resist an offer, even if it was a public performance?

Sorry I missed you at the Fiesta. I did go but arrived on the late side. Nobody I didn't already know (not many these days) was looking for me via Sampson so I figured you didn't make it or bailed. The stragglers who stayed late and drank the last cervezas were my amiga and I, Sampson and a couple of his special rowdy party girls (which label fits my amiga as well), and it was serious rowdy fun - you would have fit right in and probably taken one of the 2 remaining escort chicas right there in the middle of the bar as she was acting out seriously eager for some stud service.

And exactly how many MGs of viagra did you feed yourself each day?

Thanks for the excellent report!

By Metal on Monday, August 30, 2010 - 11:02 pm:  Edit

I laughed out loud reading about this chick who spit out your chest sweat... oh god... sounds like HK rescued you. Glad to hear that. Good that you drink beerz to sterilize all that pussy juice you licked...

By Radioman on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 - 05:12 pm:  Edit

Raun sez about Hong Kong Bar:
"The same report said that there are girls making out with customers, getting fingered in public, etc. I did not see this at all. "

Oh it happens my friend, and if you missed it, maybe you were just there at the wrong time. Later you tell of getting a CBJ on stage so I assume that means you did finally find the debauchery that others reported at HK.

It sounds like you had a great time, and I appreciate the level of detail in your report. You did some things I would never do:

1) spend the night there, it is not that scary
2) don't let yourself get caught with no cash in TJ...not fun at all.
3) Tip the Mexican girl who returned your car keys.
4) What's up with the ball wash. I have not seen that many balls get washed since I played 18 holes at the country club with a ball washer on every tee box.

Just kidding, loved the report.

RM

By Ruan04 on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 - 08:42 pm:  Edit

Erip - Sorry that I missed you. When I arrived, I asked Sampson if you were there. I wanted to thank you in person for all of the advice you gave me.

As far as the public performance, I've always wanted to be a porn star! I wanted to see if I would have stage freight, I guess not! I already have a porn name - Will I. Fukutu (the last name is a real name that you will see if you watch the closing credits of any "Cheers" episode - I got that when watching reruns in high school). Better watch for me in your local adult movie store.


I am sorry that missed the escort girls, they seemed a little more collegiate than the girls at HK, which would have been nice, so it would have been fun to put on a show with one of them!!

As far as MG of the blue stuff, I don't know. I just asked for one pill on the first day, and another on the second day. Next time I monger (in January - heading to SJO and MDE), I will probably just take a half or maybe a quarter at a time.

RadioMan - I completely recant my original position by the end of the report! I had trouble submitting the report and by the time I finally made it, I lost some of the edits. But - it is agreed that if you want to find debauchery in TJ, it can be found! By the end of the trip I was onboard with the benefits of TJ.

Please reveal the country club where I can get my balls washed at every tee box, I want to go there :-)! Maybe we are referring to a different set of balls?

Finally to Metal - I wasn't even sweaty - that's the point, I just showered! She was such a prude that even the touch of her tongue to my flesh was too intimate.

By Erip on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 - 06:58 pm:  Edit

You may actually have only taken 50 MGs of V which is half the MAXIMUM recommended daily dose. Actually, it is the standard dose, but when you buy name brand V, 100 MG pills are usually the same price as the 50's, so they get cut for 2 doses. However, the most common generic being sold in the farmacias these days is called ZMax and is sold as 50MG pills. As such, it is no bargain since for a couple of dollars more you can get 100MGs of the name brand. So, what a stroke of luck that you didn't swallow 100MGs - you would have cut such a wide swath of panocha destruction.

Sampson had his prime chicas at the Fiesta that night but all of them were booked as the night proceeded. The chica who was getting freaky in our little after hours party is actually not a working girl now that I think about it - she's the best friend of one of Sampson's semi-retired superstars who attended but I don't think was working. This chica is not outstanding looking, but she's very sexy and freaky - I think she may have exhausted your wood and allowed you to relax a little bit when she was done with you.

By Smith on Wednesday, September 08, 2010 - 08:41 pm:  Edit

Wow, good report. I have been to the zona twice and I always find some hottie to bang. I have to try the ball washing. How do you say that in Spanish? Next, I have to try those V 100mgs. So it sounds like the hotel above HK is a good place to crash at and bring women up to. That is good info. I hope I have as good time as you did when I go.

By Smith on Wednesday, September 08, 2010 - 08:49 pm:  Edit

Ah fuck, Ruan04, that was a good report. Man I will be in TJ in a week or so and I can not wait to FUCKKKKK. Your report gets me really excited!

By Bill23209 on Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 05:24 pm:  Edit

Is TJ safe at this time? I have heard all kinds of bad shit from Mexico.

By Joseph666 on Friday, November 19, 2010 - 01:09 am:  Edit

Was in TJ last month, scene is still the same, just less stupid fat white guys wearing socks and sandals...So actually, its perfect..You'll be fine..


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