Going to do a bit of spastic reporting on this thread- but not all at once - too tired - the flight back is a real BITCH on the system - 30 hours of travel sucks. So Binge and Purge this report!

Anyway, glad to report that this was my best trip ever! Even though the raids were an un-pleasant surprise - I benefited tremendously from ladies that wanted to stay with me for comfort, security, and fucking. I got ALL my wishes with every lady I barfined, and repeated with. Maybe not every sick wish - but by far the best trip ever. Every lady wanted to stay with me in Pacific Breeze and not leave. I got to feel like a real rock star. Also, some of the best raw and creamy sex ever! Thank Gawd because I needed that!

RoadHouse Bar:

I want to start out with one of the places I was critical about on my last trip. RoadHouse Bar - this place was a complete turnaround. Full of energy, nice waitresses, headbanging dancers and free pizza. What more could I have asked for!? I think I counted 5 pizzas that the Bar Manager bought for his customers a few nights ago. This place is really kewl now... Pizza makes a fat fuck like me happy - especially when I was with a lady that had "the look" from another bar. Not to repeate myself; but the AC/DC Thunderstruck Synchro Headbanging Show is a must see. Haven't taken any ladies out from Roadhouse yet - been too lucky early in the evenings...

Rap/Metal/Love/Rock/Dance/Country/Rap song continuously changes through the night. It is a "mix" but so are the customers there. I noticed all colors/cultures of the rainbow there... and we were all pretty much all having fun. But from my view, any Disturbed and Static X played in a bar gets me in the mood! I wanted to barfine from here - but had literally 3 ladies "on call" who serviced me for free on more than one occasion - so it did not work out. But Roadhouse will get my repeat business- a great staff - both in slow times and in busy times.

Alaska Bar:

Secondly, I want to throw out props for Alaska Bar. This place is run very well! I fell in love with a dancer - forgot her name, but she was sweet and petite. Tasty and cute. Luscious and wet! Very accommodating and a real sweet-heart. I walked into Alaska and was chit-chatting with a waitress whom I asked who the best lady was - and she asked me what I liked... and I was recommend this doll of a lady. The bar staff is not pushy - and I was made to feel welcomed by the manager/papasan? who walked around and individually welcomed each guest. Good idea! Also a lot of the ladies there were just my type. Cute thin 20-24 years old and awesome attitudes. In the bathroom (CR) there was a print-out that said "let management know what music you want" - and someone defaced it by writing "We want Rock" - I had to refrain from temptation and putting "We Want Metallica" - but anyway, the Alaska Bar gets two metal hornz up! Great Bar and Staff !

PussyCatDolls,

This bar is run well. The ladies are indeed more astute to the fact that the customer pays the bills. I carried out my threat to tip huge and buy "Mercy" two drinks at the same time. Mercy turned out to be a "DING DING DING WINNER WINNER - Chicken Dinner" We just clicked. She told me she had mens and I told her I still wanted to buy her two drinks. She seemed puzzled. But she told me her whole life story and I listened. Amazing beautiful smile and great attitude. I never intended to barfine her, but it just happened. I asked if she wanted to try to do a blow job. She said she did not do it good and was a cherry mouth. SHE LIED! Her blowjob technique was amazing!!! No hands. No fear. Natural big-boned mouth caressing my cock - what a pleasant experience. She is a super find. I won't "out" her -but lets say that she already has a few fans already. She and I really connected and I wish her the best. Anyway, back to the bar. I went in there 4 times, and the entire staff was very polite and well mannered. I played billiards with one of the waitresses on my last night. Also took-out and exotic looking darker lady - can't remember her name. She was a bit timid - but still a great experience. No drink pressure, and as someone else mentioned in another thread - it is a tightly run ship. I will return...

La Bamba:

Another winner! Went here probably 5 times. Barfined Gretchen. Gretchen is a light skinned 24 year old who drinks a lot. She thought she had died and went to heaven when I took her to R and B dance club. Another lady scared to death of being raided - she eagerly wanted to be with me a very very long time.

Note: I had to ask the ladies to leave in the afternoon or hotel cleaning time this trip - not one runner or even close to one.

Gretchen loved to dance and her smile melted my heart. Awe the illusion of Love !! I politely told her that she should slow down with the rum and cokes... that she was only a third of my weight and that I was already an alchaholic - but she was a drinker!. We went to Champagne bar and drank a little more, then to Crystal Palace where she insisted I buy a LD for one of the top tier dancers there. I assumed it was her sister/cousin/friend. But no, she wanted to dance with her at our booth. Then it was apparent that Gretchen was Plastered Drunk - had trouble walking, much less dancing. The Crystal Palace dancer had to escort Gretchen to the CR. Then what a surprise - Gretchen wanted to "go home" - all the walk back to Pacific Breeze, saying "tank jew fur payin my barfine, tank you for dance club, tank you for your love to me.... blah blah drunken lover statements." After two hours of the great and wonderful Philipino Box Office Channel - that will sober anyone up - we got to our shower and fucking session.

Wow. Are those real moans and groans? I stopped and asked her "really, are you that hot?" She was either faking moans and groans or was into me. I went with the illusion and made love missionary - none of the "I am shy" statements - just thrusting in her tight pussy and her grabbing my love handles moaning groaning and saying "ahhhh," "ohhh" - I still had a smile 10 mins into it because it was so real sounding - but who knows?! She and I heald each other thru the night and in the morning repeated the deed - she has very small breasts, light skin face and medium long hair. She was extremely grateful to me - or at least said so. I finally had to ask her to leave - got kinda clingy.

Tequila Reef was another winner early on. The Blackened Salmon is great. (Not pictured). The Spanish Egg Omelet is good. Pancakes are okay. Chicken Adobe was real good, but not mine to eat - it was hers... Also, I ordered delivery to the La Bamba club some BBQ Ribs -very very good!



So I can highly endorse the blackened salmon and BBQ Ribs - and the Spanish Egg Medley.

Still don't like the salsa - but the Cohula hot sauce works great as a substitute. Service here has always been great since July 2009/June 2010/September 2010 - even when the food was sometimes not.

One other note is that this place is CLEAN. No bugs crawling on your plate. Also, the PI@Night Discount card really helps out!

Another winner is Pacific Breeze Hotel - which does have deferred maintenance - but a much bigger bed than Central Park. Check out the 220/110 inverter they lent me. I have never had anything stolen at Central Park or Pacific Breeze. The staff remembered me - and although it is expensive for such as basic room - I still give them a "two hornz up" rating!

Also, this lady here is very special to me - please treat her right for those who know where she works. Yep, a spotlight - so now I will really get roasted! Hahaha.

Photos: Special Lady 01 02 03

Lost In Asia: Winner Winner Chicken Diner!

As previously posted, I was a chicken about getting the PI@Night card, but decided to go for it. Got to LIA just prior to opening for the first time. No music or dancers, and I was not going to bail without spending some money here... The waitress had her second day and was super mellow. Bought her a beer and chatted for an hour or so before the LOUD POTTY MOUTH came from the dressing room and started with her antics. She should be a stand up comedian. This is the larger lady as seen here in the LIA Pictures here - Marleen??? - anyway, she is straight up a perverted mind. I like that. Bought her a drink and told her to "stay away from me." She understood I was being sarcastic. I would think she would be a WILD barfine. But I never barfined any ladies from LIA. Spike1 was super cool and even asked me what Metallica song I requested... Nice! Got my card and used it a lot more than I had thought I would over my 17 day trip.

On other LIA visits, I tabled a lady who recently lost her boyfriend tragically. I tabled her because she looked away on stage, and sad. I told her I was there to cheer her up and that I wanted to buy her TWO drinks. She started slowly easing up and then awoke into telling me her life story. Nice lady in a blue dress - she is 21. I danced with her a tad bit at the table (no not on stage...) and she seemed very happy by the time I left.

On the third visit, a Preggo lady super petite was my waitress - and I bought her a drink. Then I was a pussy and told her not to drink Alcohol. Oh well, it's not like I am super healthy. Got a bit drunk and threw a few balls, and heard Marleen? rant on spastic style like me "chew tuch my wet lips -my pussy needs da hot tongue," "i want anal sex before the morning baby, " "pull my hair...." Really this girl is a riot and puts on a show at LIA- I regret not barfining her for the hell of it - maybe to bring along for the ride. She is funny - and HIGH ENERGY!

After this, I went to Roadies [the place immediately to the right of LIA] right next door... nice big booth style chairs and air conditioning. Immediately thought that some of the ladies here were killer looking. Immediately tabled a lady who looked Japanese and light skin. She was 18 and a cherrygirl. We talked about her cherry and who might get the opportunity. She is mild mannered and sweet. I told her that I wanted to stare at her face as to memorize the image so I could cum with my barfine tonight - but think of her. She did not get my humor - and was confused about that - but I just told her that she was beautiful. Her legs were milky white and freshly shaven and sexy. Hair smelled great and by then I was BLUE BALLZ and wanted to fuck her bad. So I asked ---- no not going to pay tens of thousands of pesos, sorry. The waitresses were all starrin' at us and wondering. I threw some ballz over the Papasan/manager?S head - hahah :shooter: funny! He seems like a sarcasic guy like me - making fun of the ladies and playing games with them. Wish my fucking trike drivers had in past trips knew where these Perimiter bars were - because I enjoyed Roadies and LIA. Noticed a customer who was DRUNK as FUCK had to be assisted in a Trike and could hardly walk - mamasan and waitress put his money away and put him in a trike. Wow- that's customer service. Roadies appears to be a Hawg Fan - Harley Style bar with a good assortment of ladies...

Spastic And Random Thought'z: Good and Bad:

1) Pancake House ran out of ALL sodas. They serve Coke, Coke Light, Coke Zero, Sprite all in cans. WTF!? How can you run out?! Go to fuckin SM Mall and buy more.

2) Hot and sexy mamsan at Camelot. Says her brother/husband? is the owner - but a German? She was hot. And a Mamasan! Kept thinking that she might be affected by the raid. She bought me a lot of drinks - then again, my bill was over 4,000 pisos - had a blast at Camelot the night before the raid.

3) There is a huge increase in the amount of Lady Boys (tranny'z) roaming around on Fields and Raymond Street.
There are now some PRETTY in the face Lady Boys. Now don't read me wrong... no I am not into dicks - but there was one Lady Boy that made me turn my head a few times, "wow, was that a guy?!" and it was! Very feminine look! but no bullshit - some are not ugly skanks. You have to see it!!! Hanging out in front of Dirty Duck pacing back and forth to Cambodia on Fields - packs of Lady Boys - and a few are head turners!

4) No, I do not have an SM advantage Card.

5) This waitress at Typhoon - super sexy, with a nose stud along with bottom lip stud was a great sales person. She upsold me to put in 100 pesos of 20 p notes into the Popper before I popped it, because "it wont work until you fill it up." Hhahahahah. Oh really!? That's funny. So sure - fuck it- Pop and there goes a 100p popper into a 200p popper. She drinks her SML like a fashion model. She tilts it up 180 degrees. It was so bizarre, like she was posing for me or something. Real vivid memory of this. I wanted to fuck her - but she was too greedy - and I already had other ladies ready for me.

6) Nice sweet soul at Walkabout bar - but her name is "Marikoun" I asked her many times to repeat the name - you see, a "Marikoun" is slang for "Faggot" in Spanish.

Critiques:

1) Don't serve me STALE popcorn.
2) Don't SHAKE my Coke Light can to see if it is full/empty. I will happily pay whatever to buy two at a time.
3) When I say "I am looking" - please go away.
4) If I buy a ladies drink, please give me at least 2 seconds before up-selling me to a second ladies drink for another lady
5) No I do not want Viagra. No I don't want it at the rock bottom price. No I don't want the ugly stale red rose - and since you called me out "you buy flower said next time," No - I always told your stupid ass that I NEVER buy flowers.
6) Please do not cross-sell me a handgun lighter when I am buying Hello Kitty Lighters - it is not a good fit.
7) Do NOT pull my fingers as to pop my knuckles. I freak at this. Stop this insanity and be gentle! Do you want me to 3 finger fuck your pussy in the bar with no lube?! No right? well popping my knuckles with no warning bothers and pisses me off.
8) Waitresses : Please do not assume I want to table a lady I barfined a year and a half ago. I understand - but ask me before you bring her to my table.
9) Waitresses: You want a good tip right?! Then when my bill is 970 pesos - don't tell me that my two 1000p notes is too big money. Then she only gets a 30p tip - and I would have gladly tipped more. How is $25.00 USD too big money!?! Make change! Just do it! Now, I know waitresses are not in control - so Papasan's - seriously, is change that big of an issue? Something I am missing here? More change means more tip opportunities - at least from me!
10) WTF is wrong with the CP serial number $100.00 USD bills? Clearly not counterfeit and crisp with the hollogram and strip- but everywhere in AC assumed to be fake!!?? Secondly, it amazes the fuck out of me how much cash these small little shops that do currency exchange have in their simple drawers handled by young ladies - I saw at least $2,000 USD wrapped in a rubber-band right next to a Jollibe Chicken box and hair clippers at a run down shop - scary, very scary...

April-lynn of Geckos: Two Hornz Up! Geckos Club - One Horn Up Only:

Went to Geckos looking for the dancer with the braces that rocked my world the previous trip - was told she got married. Well, thats great but I need love now! Waitress bums a lady drink off of me and asks me who I want to table. I tell her im just looking right now. She says but last time you got a few ladies drinks. I tell her that if she has a winner - I would buy however many drinks. Wrong thing to say. Long story short - the drink pressure was high at Geckos - but tolerable. This was a few days after the raid - and I chose AprilLynn who was previously of Dirty Duck. She was caught in the raid - but escaped via the CR. She is a talker. God Damn, a talker. Yack yack yack. Wants to get her HRM Certificate, total life story, and actually above average intelligence. I told her I wanted to take her back to my hotel - She was excited to swim at Pacific Breeze Pool. I was excited to fuck her. Well, she promised me that she knew a good pizza place. It was the 4-3-2-1- pizza next to the Beer Garden, where the cops block off Fields. Pleasant surprise - the Pizza was actually edible and not too bad. They had hot sauce which I love with pizza, and we are. And she talked some more. Talked about her friends, her boss from Dirty Duck, The Raid, and on and on. I told her she should be a Philippine TV Reporter. Anyway, she does not stop talking in bed either. Got kinda funny. But she was a great lover. Wanted me to go down on her - I did and it was fresh and jucy. She squealed and squirmed. Said she liked it. Her oral skills on me were first rate. She has had a lot of practice. I really lucked out on the blow-job qualified ladies this trip!!! Mounted me and got me to cum in 10 mins. She has high cheek bones - and I remember her staring at me during when she was cow-girl driving me. Like most 0all Philippina's - the pussy muscles are tight - worth the price of admission on that point alone. Very accommodating lady. We went to Champagne too - and she - like some other ladies tried to mimic my drinking patterns that is simply not wise for someone her size. Nevertheless, she was a trooper. Tapped her again in the morning than after she had made plans for swimming and inviting friends over the entire next day, I had to kiss her goodbye. She would be a great "tour guide" fuck buddy for a newbie in my opinion. Nice lady. Talks a lot. And this is coming from someone who has been told he is long winded!

VOODOO - Two thumbs down!

First time I have been pissed off this trip has been Voodoo. They jumped me and attempted to massage me today - then the waitress insists I buy TWO or THREE of them ladies drinks. I laughed. I bragged to them how much I spent on ladies drinks in the past 72 hours, and then she asks in a matter inferring that I was not welcome if I did not buy any LD's. It was actually comical, so I said "if you piss me off, I will leave and never come back." So I bought a LD for 250 pesos - happy hour - signed my bar bill "Mike Hunt" - then asked for a dancer who seemed humble - and sternly asked the others who were accosting me to leave. A so so lady - no sparks, so I go to pay - and the fucken waitress looks at the bill - and it was for the wrong amount - she freaks out - I was like WTF ? Seems my charge was 125 peso but I had agreed to 250 peso. The LD charge was suppose to be 250p , but on the bill it was listed 125p.

Now, maybe I am exaggerating - but this waitress was a real fuckin' bitch. And she starred at me.... Well, I am not going to drone on and on, but for this trip - Voodoo got my last pesos... At Camelot the lady drink pressure is very high - but at least I was appreciated as a customer and told thanks.

At Lost in Asia the ladies give you a kiss for ballz - and are very appreciative..

EVIL ATM'Z of AC:



Went to SM Mall yesterday for breakfast. Did not know it opens at 10am - so at 9:45 AM I decided to rape myself by using the outside ATM's in front of SM Mall. First one was a PBI or something, and it took my pin said I was going to be charged 200 piso and blah blah.

---grind grind, unable to dispense----

I know to not use these machines - only the BDO inside.... so I then nailed my soul on a cross by using the "Express Teller." You can't see shit - since its open to the sun and then I made sure to press "one" "zero" "zero" "zero" "zero" for 10,000 p and it FUCKED ME!!!!

Dispensed 100 pesos
Charged me a 200 peso access fee.

So I got charged 300 pesos for 100 pesos when I wanted 10,000 pesos. Who uses an atm to withdraw 100 pesos?

May this ATM burn in the darkest legion of hell. May the evil spirits piss on its keyboard and slay it to melted down steel, plastic and glass only to be recycled as an anal thermometer!

Yes, these things PISS me off! Took a video and a few pictures of the machine... was cursing out loud at it - then had to contain myself because I was getting weird looks from locals.

Moral of the story: Don't use this ATM !!!! The one in the middle. May it rot in hell!

\m/

BROWN SUGAR- SISTERZ:

Photos: Sisters - Brown Sugar 04 05 06 07

As posted in chat - this was the greatest. Brown Sugar mamasan was not taking formal barfines -after the raid - so I got to take them for free plus tips!

This will be a CH exclusive, since I plan to return to AC and creampie them both a lot more. (caugh caugh). Here are two sisters from Brown Sugar. Both were FREAKED about the raids and wanted a nice room like mine to kick it at. The older sister Rose never said "no." And got me to cum over and over. She earned every drop of my load. Now her younger sister is a Door Girl and Dancer at Brown Sugar - still apparently a cherry girl - but adorable and sweet like her big sister.

Only paid an official "bar fine" one time and had them for 4 days/sessions. Of course I bought her some silver jewelry for $20.00 and she fell in love.

So here was my first SISTER experience in progress - but after the younger one has her cherry popped - I will be back to maker her cum!

Special Lady photos integrated

Thanks for the report and photos Metal!

Can't wait to see the sisterz.

Glad your trip was not affected by all the trouble there. I will be back soon!

I think you will like the sisterz - my goal is to impress the high and mighty facial critique master Blazerz with the Brown Sugat Sisters !

(Message edited by metal on October 05, 2010)

I enjoyed your write up on the bars you visited. Roadhouse, because of their music & video selection is a favorite of mine as well. I am not a fan of the huge mega-bars either. Where is PussyCatDolls located? Looking forward to seeing more pics.

PussyCatDolls is one of the "inner" to the left of Fields bars that is just past Brown Sugar and AngelWitch. You have to walk 45 seconds off the beaten Fields path to get there. There is BodyShop, and ButterflyRock right next door.

Yeah, I went to DollHouse once and it is a nice place. Great memories there - but no lust to pickup any ladies. Atlantis never excited me and Club Asia I did not even enter. Not a price thing - just more fun at the smaller places that aimed to please.

Slight correction to Metal's last post. Pussycat Dolls is located on Constantine Street (the one with Angel Witch on one corner and Sky Trax Disco on the other). The first bar on that street is Butterfly Rock, then BARHOPPIN and finally Pussycat Dolls.

I've never had much luck there, but like any other small bar in AC, a lot depends on the luck of the draw.

EA

I banged PCat dolls owner's ex-wife. What do I win?

Metal Boots: I know exactly what you mean about those damn ATM's outside. It seems as if the sun shines right on those ATM windows all fucking day. Most of the time, you'll see customers assisting each other by holding up a dark jacket or sweater over the screen to block the sunlight while they attempt to withdraw cash.

And when it's dark, the light in the ATM is so damn faded that you can't see what the fuck your withdrawing. I say be careful with this as I have had similar problems with the ATM in the middle telling me I had insufficient funds. You should rely on human assistance, because at least you know you'll get a receipt.

The other concern is, those security guards aren't there when the mall closes, obviously, yet the ATM machines on the outside are still in operation. I would caution you about that particular area, as there always seems to be these street people who just seem hang out with the trike riders right there on the sidewalk.

Had I known you were going to bank at that SM Mall in Clark, I would have told you about the incredibly, beautiful stunning petite bank tellers just inside. These bank employees are total knockouts in the looks department. Each time I went there, I dragged my feet so to speak, in engaging in long conversations with them, as they are so pleasant to be around. They are pretty, petite, yet extremely professional, in the sense that they won't flirt. It's all "Yes sir,no Sir" with them.

If you walk inside the mall, go past the two security guards at the entrance, then walk directly to the bank just on your left, which is right inside the entrance to the mall. I'm sure you know exactly where I mean. You can't miss it.It's the BDO bank. There are armed security guards who always stand outside and open the glass doors for the customers.

If you walk in there to exchange foreign currency or travelers checks, don't go and stand in line with other customers at the regular counter. Instead, look over to your left, as this is where you'll be directed and you will see a counter with four female bank tellers who specialize in loans, money transfers, cashing travelers checks, etc. They all have the same dress code-hair tied back in a bun, white blouse with a black jacket and knee-length black skirt, black high-heeled shoes. Very conservative in appearance and dress, yet so remarkably sexy.

They are all so beautiful and so similar in appearance. All of them are under 95 pounds. It's enough to want to make a man forget all the bars on Fields Avenue and race back to his hotel room and masturbate over the thought of all three of them in the room, slowly taking off those stiff conservative bank clothes in the privacy of your room. Oh, my God, what a dream come true, that would be for me. The other concern is, those security guards aren't there when the mall closes, obviously, yet the ATM machines are always in operation. I would caution you about that particular area, as there always seems to be these street people who hang out with the trike riders right there on the sidewalk.

They are as cute as they are nice, and pleasant. One of the tellers usually wears blue contact lenses and is so charming, she's equivalent to a Philippine Barbie doll! On my last trip to AC I was exchanging travelers checks in there and the pretty, "blue-eyed" contact-wearing teller assisted me. I finally managed to engage in pleasant conversation with her, telling her how beautiful she was, (and also thinking to myself she could easily be making more than twice as much money, if she would only work at Crystal Palace or Coyote Ugly) I asked her in a low key voice if she had a boyfriend and she told me she did up until two years ago when her boyfriend was killed (according to her, shot dead) while riding a motorcycle. I wanted to make the move in inviting her to lunch or dinner, but I always seem to pick the time when they are all so busy, which is all day long it seemed.

Anyway, that BDO bank is definitely on my to-do list when I return next year. I know we almost hooked up last year, but I did run into El Apodo at Margarita Station. Anyway, so glad you had fun.

Master Bates.

Brown Sugar Sisters photos integrated

Metal, while indulging with the two Brown Sugar sisters, (real cute, BTW) did you happen to check out the impressive Rolling Stones artwork on the walls inside the club? The best cartoon drawing of Mick and Keith are in the mens restroom. This was one nightclub which was always packed.

And did you happen to a very overweight Mamasan at Brown Sugar who calls herself, "Mami-Marisol?" She was as pleasant and as she was charming. Maybe a little fat, but what the hell! You can't miss her, she smothers who whole bar stool with her ass, but nevertheless, a very nice lady and has a great sense of humor.

Master Bates

MB, great minds think alike! I went to BDO a few years ago and they wanted my original passport to do any currency exchange - so I said fuck it - haven't been back - so I am sure I missed out on their petite bodies. But the ladies at the Hypermarket are another ball game. Waiting in the small basket line - drulling at their hair wrapped in buns, and the "Happy to Serve" chant every hour. - I want to take one out - but am scared. The Flawless Perfect 10's work at the cosmetic counters selling makeup - right past "Department Store" - saw a few 6' plus ladies who need a good creampie (caugh caugh)... but all in all I stick with the bars as it is the proper thing - and non risky thing to do. Brown Sugar gets a bad rap from some on the other boards, but for me has been a consistent winner! Angel Witch did not have any ladies that were sexy this trip - as was Lollipop and Treasure Island.

But Brown Sugar has some cute ladies ready for barebacking. (caugh caugh). And yes, as a matter of fact I DID notice that the Rolling Stones is a major theme here. "Brown Sugar" is a song about darker ladies I assume... The bar has nice big assed red couches, sexy waitresses that are usually hot and I have never taken a lady from Brown Sugar that did not WOW me.

As far as thick chicks, sorry I don't really watch them. Enough fat chicks in Central Cow where I live.

On a special note, however, I will admit I came close to barfining a lady who was indeed over 110 pounds. That is Orca Fat by my standards - and she was JennaLynn or close to that at Rhapsody.

Rhapsody, is right next to La Bamba, and is a lot nicer of a club than it appears from the outside. I chose JennaLynn because of her smile and her seeming interest in me. She was also a talker. But she thought she was a comedian too. "I am a squirter," "I get excited and cum to the air." "You get a free wash in da face."

Now, I have to admit - I have never been with a Squirter - and when presented with a Dose of Reality - and only witnessed it from Porno - I had to pass. She seemed like a nice lady - wanting to get me to barfine her and advertising her sex benefits - but I don't want to be squirted upon.

So let me hand out my official best bars award for those who are actually still reading...

BEST BARS Overall: This trip perspective:

1) Brown Sugar. The ladies rocked my world. Best deal in town - even though the raids were the main reason. Affectionate lovers for hire.
2) Champagne. I love this bar and always have. I read that the lineup sucks here - thank God for Free Speach! I love the lineup here!
3) RoadHouse. Did not expect such as great party atmosphere here. Loved the bar and staff. Came close to takeout- but was always with a lover already when I went there.
4) PussyCatDolls. Mercy was amazing. Best Blow Job ever in AC, hands down... (and pun intended) :smooth: Well run bar. The ladies are extra respectful.
5) Alaska Bar. Another surprise. No nonsense - well ran and hooked up with a winner of a lover here!


I have not been impressed with Lollipop the past two trips - their service is not good. True, Champagne staff knows me - and knows I tip very well - so I get treated very well - but some of the waitresses and dancers are super beautiful in my book. Treasure Island has a polite staff and I was treated good there - but from my view, they do not have the caliber of ladies with good looks right now.

Champagne does a good job of creating a party atmosphere and the managers walk the bar continuously. You are made to feel welcome. I have not felt welcome at Lollipop since July 2009. Treasure Island does a good job of making you feel welcome as well - but like I said - I go where the ladies impress me.


(Message edited by metal on October 08, 2010)

Metal,

Outstanding report. Thanks for putting in the time to post it.

I think you were VERY nice to TI. It used be a great place, but was full of trolls when I was last there in July. The (once) couple of cute girls - who NEVER seem to BF - has put a lot of miles on since I last saw them.

On of the AC boards claims that Champagne has just raised their ERW to 1,800. I've always see some cute girls there, but have never made a connection.

It's funny, all of the bars that you do not make my regular rotation. I'll stick my head in for a drink or two every trip, but never seem to find anything worthwhile. I guess that's the great thing about AC, there is a little something for everyone!

EA

I have always admitted to being a 'Ham' and like to be treated like a rock star in and out of the bar. My antics have been to hint to the waitress that I want to find a lady who wants to go to R and B to Dance Club. Sometimes I will ask the lady if she likes to sing - and to sing me a song. This works wonders for finding a lady with ZEST to go with me.

I never pull the ladies from the club, they push themselves to go with me!

El Apado - you mention "connection" - this is extremely important to me. If there is no connection, there is no love. Nothing is more erotic than the ladies who want to turn on their lover instincts and make a raw connection!




But this trip it was like I was Tom Cruise or Romeo. With the raids, threat and un-certainty of more raids everything fell into place.

I more or less "tested" the bars - Voodoo failed - some others like LolliPop and Geckos Bar were below average. The Alaska Bar, Champagne.... well my top 5 bar list.... provided ladies I like along with entertainment and most importantly customer focused business practices. Did they want me in their club? Did the ladies at my table want to maintain the party atmosphere even if I did not buy 6 LD's at a time? Did I get a few free drinks here and there? Was I, the customer the center of attention? OR - was the cheep chicken food brought into the bar, or was the next "two week millionaire" who entered the club the circle of attention.

Call me childish - not a problem, because I admit it. But thats what I like - to be smothered in love and affection in a high energy setting with ladies begging me to take them back to my place! I love this fantasy!

Even Angel Witch sucked this trip. What happened? Went in only a few times -but the ladies were not even close to being attractive.




Valhalla -

Case in point - a well run bar with top notch managers who are customer focused. Yes, the mamasans/managers are gay. One is a Tranny! Very open and not hiding it. S/he works late night early morning. This trip I got drunk here many many times and played pool with the waitresses -but did not find a lady who desired to fuck my brains out. Too bad. But there was never a connection. Maybe the sub-conscious mind blocking me - since the mamasan was a Tranny- I dunno. But I visited practically every bar this trip on Fields - and if I was happy I stayed if not I left.

In your listing of favorite bars, I noticed you never once mentioned Crystal Palace, or even Fantasy Bar, which is right down toward the other end of the street. Although Fantasy Bar was my favorite hangout, I still favored Crystal Palace as this was undoubtedly the best nightclub with the most prettiest girls I have seen anywhere in AC. The manager in Fantasy Bar is not the Papasan, just the bar manager. He's a young Austrian guy who's very knowledgeable regarding the city and the bars.

In Crystal Palace, the girls all danced to choreographed music, (as with most bars in AC) but what stuck in my mind so much, is that most were just drop-dead gorgeous knock-outs. I couldn't pick up on any girl there, as I was bar-hopping with a girl from another bar. What annoyed me was, the cute ones are always quickly taken, especially by the Koreans who gravitate immediately toward the Cherry Girls. I was told they spare no expense in picking out and paying for the Cherry Girls.

Anyway, glad you had a good time. When is the next planned AC trip? Inquiring minds want to know....

Master Bates

Christ, foreigner dudes trying chat on the service industry girls (restaurant waitresses, hotel reception, store clerks, etc..) annoy and inconvenience the hell out of me.

I was in the above mentioned BDO branch the other to pay for a Cebu Pacific ticket, and sure enough the queue was brought to a standstill by two different whitey Casanovas. Clearly, the girls were annoyed as each request for "anything else sir" was met with some other inane or inappropriate question. Many of us in the queue were just rolling our eyes, others embarrassed by the lame display of game, and all wanting to just transact our business and be on our way.

This scene just seems to play out over and over when I am mongering. You are in a place with THOUSANDS of working girls ready to rock your world. But there you are delusionally trying to pick-up some girl just trying to make an honest living and has obviously opted out of the "be a one night stand to a horny foreigner game." Please stop imposing on the rest of us and making our skin crawl. Really I just want to check into my room, pay for my stuff, and order my meal and have the girls do the jobs they are trained to do.

But my rant aside, thanks for taking the time to post a report. I remember meeting you (Metal) on your cherry trip to AC. It's funny how divergent our MO's have become. I pretty much abhor or our indifferent about the bars, restaurants, hotels, and places you like in AC.

Also, my post raids visits to AC was not as positive the report here. Clearly, there is a dramatic reduction in the sleazy high mileage in bar happenings I love to enjoy in AC. In the bars, even the perimeter ones, there is no-nudity, no in bar BJ samples, no hj's or open fondling of customers. I saw no Body shots, just girls doing some grinding and stroking over the jeans of guys.
Oh ans girls will scurry around on the floor and chase ping pong balls if someone tosses a basket of them.

On Fields, it's simply dominated by the DLD culture where a half dozen girls surround a guy and simply give him cheers with their 300 peso SML's. Kind of shocking when the mileage I was getting in the China KTV's the week prior is blowing away I got in AC go go bars.

Another rant, trying to feel up an AC bargirl is like petting a turtle shell. It's just lame when you try to stroke a girl and there are three painties and a think panty liner pad covering the golden cooch.

AC was my favorite place for cheap sleazy thrills. The sleazy is now gone, and you have to be a smart discerning shopper to still find great cheap thrills. I was there for six days and ended up hooking up four times with girls (two days I just went empty handed). The girls were great performers back in the room, and had very good attitudes, but they took lots of effort to find.

One last rant, I went to Forbidden City on its reopening night. I was quickly reminded why I avoid the showbars like the plague. As soon as I walked in two whitey's were being attention whores making it rain. Then came the choreographed shows and spotlight dance segments. Absolutely lame and amatuer. Way to go turning grade A whores into grade D entertainers. 100% lame.

Hey MongerX ! To this date I have only threatened to dine and wine the innocent SM Mall ladies. I am not about making ladies feel un-comfortable. Just horny all the time, and when I get served my Green Mango Shake at Jerrys Grill by a Sultry Pinay, I get hard. But I will not inconvenience her unless she was willing.


Sorry AC is not doing it.

But as fate would have it, my "special friend" is the same one you and I met at The Dollhouse 4 years ago. True Love! Hahaahahhhaahaa

MongerX, If not AC, then where? TJ ? No way. China seems interesting but until AC pisses me off - I will keep going.

Different Strokes for Different Folks, Diba?

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I would love to find a place like AC that does not require 30 hour travel each way and $1,300 plane trips.

Hey Metal, glad to see you still with that DH girl 4 years later. She is a great sweet girl.

Don't let over read my grouchiness, AC is still a very good mongering destination. And it's big enough to accommodate many different mongering styles. Actually over the past couple of years there has been a remarkable market segmentation in AC. I just happen to find my needs are infinitely better served up on the perimeter road sides of things. What is disappointing is the sharp decrease in the in bar hijinks. Also, it seems well on the way that the DLD is the standard. I noticed that the girls have been trained to always order directly with the waitress - and to always order a double.

My usual MO is to ask the girl what she wants and then I order the drinks from the waitress. But too many guys must be using this technique as now the waitress is right on top of you and tries to ask the girl her drink order directly and out of earshot. This annoys me too fucking much, but it is successful as my casual survey of the bars on Fields revealed that most LD's are doubles these days. I want to give a kudos to Emotions where, a dancer tried to order a double and conceal it from me. But the waitress explicitly asked me if it was OK for the double. Which I rejected and the girl happily took a single. Also, it seems they are always coming up with some new drink each trip to be a double Lady Drink to keep the customers off guard.

As for other destinations, these days my mongering is pretty only in Southern China and AC. I relocated and Jakarta become much more inconvenient. Plus about two years ago, Jakarta experienced dramatic price inflation along with quality deflation in the mongering. It was really quite sad and dramatic the changes. That place three to five years ago was the best mongering I ever experienced by far. Currently Southern China and AC provide a very nice Ying and Yang experience. For me AC is a great place for cheap thrills and I feel I get good value if I keep the expenses under $200 a day including hotel. In China, the quality of everything is better but if you are going to KTV's 2 out 3 three nights like I do then it's really about a $300 place. If I was in a better financial situation I would do more China and less AC for sure.

I am curious about what your AC average budget is including hotel. I think you live much larger than I and I am curious what that costs you?

If you do China and PI on the same trip, I strongly advise you go to PI first. I have a really hard time adjusting to the big difference in talent levels, and it takes me a few days to adjust my expectations, and to develop the patience to do the extended hunt for companionship.

Hey Metal,

I wouldn't have a clue about western hemisphere monger locations. Me Love Living in Asia!

Yeah, airfares are getting to be a real bite in the ass this year. $1300 is a very good price these days. Hell I can't seem to find a R/T from my place in China to Manila for not much under $300 and that's like a 90 minute flight! Unfortunately, there are feasible flights to get me into HK early enough in the morning to catch the HKG-CRK flight on Cebu Pac. That would make AC cheap enough and easy enough for me to make it a weekend trip.

BTW, drop me a PM sometime and let me know how things are going on the career transformation side of things, I was wondering how that worked out for you.