| By Kidceo on Saturday, October 23, 2010 - 10:32 am: Edit |
OK, Well I just got back from my trip to the Dominican Republic.
I am a first time sex traveler and YES, I did make some mistakes along the way, but I also made some VERY smart choices....PLEASE READ, AND ENJOY!!
First, I am not a big fan of hookers, yes they are good in a pinch, but I wanted the true GFE.(Girl Friend Experience)
I have been a long time member of this site and have read EVERY trip report from the Philippines, Colombia, Cuba, the DR etc..
We traveled from October 16-21. After about 2 months of doing research on where to go, we (a group of four) decided upon the DR.
Reason being, we live in South Florida and didn't want to spend our trip on a plane for 10+ hours, and the cost of the DR trip was GREAT!
We booked our trip using CheapCaribbianTrips.com
And we decided that the best bang for our buck was the Viva Windham Resort outside of La Romana.
This is an all inclusive resort, free drinks food, shows, and we even got the airfare and ground transportation both to and from the airport for a mere $575US per person.
Now some travel advice for anyone going to this type of resort...The food SUCKS, There is a main buffet area where the majority of the people eat...That food will keep you on the toilet most of your trip. There are usually separate restaurants on property and the food quality is top notch!! But you have to make reservations to get in there...So make reservations for each restaurant for every night just as soon as you arrive. You can always change the number of guests going to eat, but getting that reservation is VERY IMPORTANT!
Now on to how to meet the chicas...
As soon as the final conformation was booked and payed for, I found a website called Dominican Cupid.com and became a member for 1 month (25.00)
This was the smart thing I mentioned before. I started chatting with women and letting them know I would be there October 16-21. Now my Spanish sucks, so I used Google translator.I brought my laptop and I used a potable phone like they would have in a call center, but you can unplug the room phone and use it with a Magic Jack.
And I purchased a Magic Jack...A VERY good investment for a travel communication device...I wouldn't recommend using this thing for every day usage, but in a pinch it worked out beautifully.
Using the hotel phone service will be a nightmare...VERY EXPENSIVE TO MAKE OUTGOING CALLS...EVEN LOCAL NUMBERS and they rarely get your room number correct for any incoming calls and forget getting any important messages!
After all it is the DR..
Now, I am sure that a few of you are saying "why tell multiple women your arrival and departure dates, and where you are staying?"
This is a backwards ass country and many of the chicas on Dominican Cupid live FAR away and they will not just show up on your doorstep in the middle of the night....After all it's an all inclusive resort, they just don't let anyone in.
And all the chicas know this.
Forget about getting any sex from the staff...Yes they only hire hot little pieces of ass, but they value their job so much, there is a .01% chance of getting any from them....
Getting sex in the DR is easy, just walk outside of the resort and you can get laid immediately! there are hookers just waiting 24/7 for a rich tourist to jump on. But, forget bringing that chica back into the resort, They will not allow it. They local girls have their own methods, and they are all scams. And each one involves a kick back to someone. Like the security guard at the cheap hotel down the street who will let you into a vacant room for an hour. or the taxi drivers who gets a kick back from the hooker to take you to a hotel that you can have sex with the girl of your choice. There is a Casino about 6 blocks from this resort, and is ALWAYS packed with hookers. 2 hookers actually got into a fight over me. Funny to see, I would have loved to video tape that, but I wouldn't even carry my wallet or watch outside of the resort at night.
But like I have previously mentioned, I was there for a week for the GFE.
After trying out the local talent, I wanted to invite one of the girls off Dominican Cupid to meet and hopefully stay with me. Her English was so so and my Spanish was about the same.
These resorts are all about keeping the locals out. Guests wear a blue wristband, and day visitors wear various colors depending upon the day of the week. After a few days of chatting up the Guest Services staff, they could tell that I wasn't Typical sex monger, and I told them I have a girlfriend who lives locally and I want her to stay with me. I bribed the Guest services guy to sell me a blue wristband for $65us off the books.
I met Anna at a local coffee shop down the street from the resort, with her wristband in my pocket.
Like in many Latin cultures, you have to meet the family before you can defile there daughter...Anna shows up with her aunt and 3 female cousins...So I took them to a local public beach and bought a few rounds of beer...After about an hour or so, Anna Invites me back to her place...So ALL of us go back to there family residence, where they all live together in a 2 bedroom house. Anna packed a bag, and we were off to the resort. Anna was the GFE!!! She didn't ask for any money EVER!! We had GREAT sex for the remainder of my trip, no promises were made, she knew I was only here for a limited amount of time, but she just wanted to spend several days at a KICK-ASS resort and have sex with me.
On my final day as I was packing and getting ready for check out, Anna wanted to ride with me to the airport...OVER 2 HOURS each way.
She spoke to the shuttle driver and he agreed, because he had to come back with a load of passengers anyway.
As we were loading into the transport van Anna sat WAY in back...I was kind of curios as to why?
She even gave me a hand job all the way to the airport, I tried to convince her for a BJ...But she thought the driver would get suspicious.
Oh well, I got my GFE trip all for less than 1,000usd
I hope this trip report was informative
Happy hunting,
Kid
| By Portege on Saturday, October 23, 2010 - 11:32 am: Edit |
This is what I like about Black Beard's Adult Resort for the common man like myself. You get to Black Beard's and the ass is right at the pool ready for you. Its important to get a chica friendly hotel.
http://www.blackbeardsadultresort.com/
| By Kidceo on Saturday, October 23, 2010 - 11:32 am: Edit |
To add to my report:
The internet in the DR sucks, even at a major resort like the Windham getting internet service was at most spotty. There were 2 internet cafe's just off property $$$$$
Best bet is to bring your own aircard, If it will work in the DR.
| By Kidceo on Saturday, October 23, 2010 - 11:35 am: Edit |
Portege,
I agree on your recommendation, but I was traveling with my sister and friends.
| By Jjgettis on Saturday, October 23, 2010 - 12:49 pm: Edit |
Hey a new way to travel! Thanks for the report but we would really like to see a photo of your gfe non pro. ( even if you have to cover her face.). Looks play a good part in taking one girl for the whole trip.
| By Sobe9ball on Saturday, October 23, 2010 - 04:57 pm: Edit |
With all due respect, WTF does this report have to do with picking up bitches, banging them, and letting people where to find them and how much you paid? It sounds like a normal vacation where you met a banged "non pro" on Dominican Cupid.
| By Tiny123 on Saturday, October 23, 2010 - 05:56 pm: Edit |
Nice report, Thanks for taking the time to write it.
| By Jonesie on Saturday, October 23, 2010 - 11:07 pm: Edit |
In a softer version of Sobe's remarks. I do agree, this forum is for p4p. I'm a decent looking guy with fluent Spanish a reasonable amount of game. I get laid here in Costa Rica with non-pros when I feel like putting in the time. But I don't post my experiences as they don't have any relevance to the purpose here.
I'm sincerely glad you had a good time. Next time mix it up a bit and tell us about it...
| By Jjgettis on Sunday, October 24, 2010 - 08:26 am: Edit |
I am going to assume that this guy got a semipro, banged her for several days at the cost of her admission to the resort and never plans to see her again. Sounds like a version of p4p to me.
| By Porker on Sunday, October 24, 2010 - 08:35 am: Edit |
So, I take it that you are you recommending to all of US to troll the internet for 3rd world sluts whose apparent hopes and dreams in life are to find a horny gringo so she can live high on the hog for a week?
| By Kidceo on Sunday, October 24, 2010 - 01:02 pm: Edit |
OK...I guess some of you want greater details about the sex scene in La Romana, Dominican Republic.
Like I mentioned before, you walk out of the resort and women are all over you. But if you want to go to a place where they are at night. There is a Casino about 6 blocks from the Windham resort. next to it is a nightclub, that's where I picked up this HOT spinner with large fake tits for 75usd for all night. I haven't seen a chica in the DR with Pam Anderson tits.. In south Florida she could charge 250-500 per session. Now the bullshit starts..I can't bring her back to the resort (NO WRISTBAND) so she takes me to a small local hotel where I need to give the Security Guard $40 for a vacant room. I couldn't spend the night, there were roaches so big you could saddle them. I gave her 2 pumps and I headed back to the resort.
Photos: DR Hooker 01 02
So, I mentioned that I want the GFE..I called Anna and she spent the rest of my trip with me at the resort.
I like the Latin girls over the black chicas..But I had to fuck that one with the big fake tits!
Photo: Anna 03
| By Cincoleche on Sunday, October 24, 2010 - 03:25 pm: Edit |
Anna was the GFE!!! She didn't ask for any money EVER!!
Not yet.
My suggestion is to immediately lose all her contact information -- email address, messenger, cell number, facebook, etc. Hopefully you didn't give her any of yours... if you did, you should be expecting a hardship story from her any day now.
Honestly, Anna looks like a whore to me -- slutty tongue piercing, shirt with her tits and nipples showing and giving you a handjob in the back of a van (just as any good catholic girl would do right after introducing them to their family).
All the guys I have come across who say they don't "pay for it" and get GFE immediately, pay a lot more down the road.
| By Catocony on Sunday, October 24, 2010 - 03:40 pm: Edit |
Having lived in South Florida, I can state with a high degree of certainty that neither of those girls would go for anywhere near US$250. More like US$100-150, if that.
| By Jonesie on Sunday, October 24, 2010 - 04:56 pm: Edit |
I stand corrected...
| By Sobe9ball on Sunday, October 24, 2010 - 09:07 pm: Edit |
Yuck, Looks More Like Haitians Hooking up with more Haitians, hahhahahahah lol Gross!
| By Fletch1964 on Monday, October 25, 2010 - 07:14 am: Edit |
Kid,
Thanks for the report and sharing. Anna seems cute and if you got GFE sex for several days without all of the hassle-- good for you!
| By Kidceo on Monday, October 25, 2010 - 09:05 am: Edit |
Sobe9ball....GET A LIFE!!!
All you do is crack wise on everyone.
I looked at your profile.. 1 trip report back in 2007
4 pic uploads ever...
over 350 comments..
Why don't you stop being a rabble rouser and get off the bench and get in the game.
LOOSER
At least I have a excuse...I'm new to the P4P
What's your excuse?
| By Jonesie on Monday, October 25, 2010 - 01:03 pm: Edit |
LOL....
| By Portege on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 07:57 am: Edit |
Ugh!!! This is one trip report that would have been better WITHOUT pictures.
| By Masterbates on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 09:13 am: Edit |
Well, I don't care what anyone thinks, I like the photos (and the report. Can I ask you Kidceo..and this is just out of mere curiosity, but do they happen to have any overweight women working in the bars in the DR?
Just wondering....
Master Bates.
| By Kidceo on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 10:06 am: Edit |
Master Bates,
I am not sure, I was in an All Inclusive Resort...I Didn't venture off the resort too much.
And It was out of season, so there was ALOT to do with out many crouds.
Here are Pics of the Viva Windham Resort in La Romana

| By Azguy on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 10:30 am: Edit |
Geez, I wonder why guys are reluctant to post trip reports? Just because the guy isnt into banging 20-30 girls on his trip doesnt mean he didnt have a great time and that is what its about. He did what he wanted to do. Anyway, thanks for the report. The fotos of the resort look great. AZ
| By Erip on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 02:23 pm: Edit |
Beautiful beach and resort, that's for sure. Looks really inviting after 10 days of rain and gloom here in sunny southern California. But it seems nearly deserted. I guess the guests can't get off the shitter as you suggested. How's the plumbing?
| By Majormajor on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 04:35 pm: Edit |
Nice report.
Thanks.
MM
| By Oldschool318 on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 05:22 pm: Edit |
Nice trip report man! You did good. I have always thought about the Dominican. Not sold on it, but I imagine I will get there one day just to say I did it.
| By Joseph666 on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 05:37 pm: Edit |
Seems like DR has a bad rap? Why is that?..
J666
(Message edited by joseph666 on October 26, 2010)
| By Masterbates on Tuesday, October 26, 2010 - 06:20 pm: Edit |
Probably the best scenery photos ever submitted to CH. Good work.
Master Bates.
| By Kidceo on Wednesday, October 27, 2010 - 09:25 am: Edit |
No, It's not that the place is empty...I just took shots when I was walking back to my hotel room(6-8 am)after partying all night!!
| By Drpbdy on Friday, October 29, 2010 - 03:21 pm: Edit |
Thanks for the info. I would classify it as p4p. Actually the scenery pics make me want to go to DR for the first time in all these reports.
Stop busting the guys balls just because it isn't what you would do.
Thanks
| By Kidceo on Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 01:10 pm: Edit |
UPDATE:
I am planning another trip to the DR early in 2011...SOLO MISSION, no family, no non p4p friends…Heading to New Garden Hotel in Sosua, maybe Blackbeards
I want to do some HARD CORE mongering, so Sosua here I come!
I have read another mongering site www.whorist.com
Thommo has a few good ideas that I will use on my next trip, especially when I visit La Passions Bar.
http://www.lapassion-sosua.com/menu.php
Like get several of the hotel business cards, write your room number on the back, and slip it to the girls without letting management see.
Get the girls during the day when they are not working at the bar---get’em cheaper off the clock
Are there any other bars like La Passions in Sosua?
Anyone else planning a trip to Sosua soon? Let me know...I could always use a wingman!
My travel dates are open...Still researching
Thanks
Kid
| By Gooch, RTGooch on Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 02:58 pm: Edit |
They will show up without appointments, and want you to give them money anyway when you try to send them away.
quote:Like get several of the hotel business cards, write your room number on the back, and slip it to the girls without letting management see.
| By Elgrancombo on Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 03:45 pm: Edit |
Kidceo
I'll be in Sosua the 1st week of '11.
| By Kidceo on Friday, June 21, 2013 - 08:11 am: Edit |
My Sosua trip got postponed...I did spend a month in Thailand and the Philippines...AWESOME!
I did NOT write a report about that adventure because I went with a buddy who is a friend of my wife, and would drop a dime on me...So I had to go covert.
I am going to Blackbeards July 3-8 2013..
Anyone else going to be in the DR during that time?