Like salmons swimming up stream, I find myself amusingly drawn back to TiJuana Mexico about 3 times a year. Any time I have an excuse for a SoCal business trip, I always add a few days to visit my first mongering destination. Like the Monarchs who fly back to South America, I do not need a road map. I know this place now like my own neighborhood.

I also know too many chicas, but that is for later.

I fly in to San Diego and we land early at 11:15am. I rent a car because I will need it alter for my business. I drive to UETA parking where I park for $9 bucks a night. I hide the GPS in the glove box. I leave one bag in the car with my suits, and another overnight bag goes with me along with my laptop. I walk to the revolving gates and know I am almost home. I get stopped by a guard wanting to look through my bag but she was comical in doing it, and not serious. She did not find anything.

I took the cab to La Zona for 5 bucks and amused the cab driver with my spanish all the way there. Learning the language was the best thing I ever did. He dropped me off right in front of Hotel Cascadas.

PIMSLEUR SPANISH

I learned spanish the old fasioned way, listening to 30 minute tapes from this outfit while commuting to work. I went through Spanish I,, II, and III...finishing 90 CD's of 30 minutes each. I learned the language, and much of the following would not be possible without it.

THE HOTEL CASCADAS

I normally stay here, even though I think the rooms are overpriced. You can't beat the location right there on Callehon Coahila. The girls are lined up right outside, and it is not hard to find plenty of them that will allow you to use your hotel. A few want to use their own hotel, but on this trip I just said no thanks. I was paying for a much nicer room down the street so why pay again for a shit hole?

I stayed the first night in the same room I usually get, the Jacuzzi Suite 629. I like this room because it is the top floor and I can hit the AT and T cell towers across the border. It sames money on making calls (I was working this trip) and it avoids the problem of the Mexican cell phone answer service in spanish if I do not pick up the phone call. I would rather people not know I am in TiJuana banging chicas. LOL.

The second night they moved me claiming my room would be under construction. They are re-modeling all the rooms. I saw one of them and they are very nice. They moved me to the Jacuzzi suite on the 3rd floor, 329. I was the first person to ever stay in this room. There was still construction dust on the corner.

This room costs more, $100 bucks a night. Way over priced for TJ. However it is one of the nicest hotel rooms you will find in TJ and the chicas were in awe of the place. The color scheme was cool and they have mood recessed lighting throughout the room. I had several major concerns however:

1) One one wall outlet and it had two jacks. One was being used by the sterero system that I plugged my I-phone into so I could play my music. It sounded great. But I have a lot of other stuff I need to plug in, and there was only one jack free. They really screwed that up. I looked everywhere, no other jacks in the whole room.

2) When I first tested the Jacuzzi (I am so glad I tested) there was about an inch of water covering the jets and I thought it was enough to turn them on. The jets were so strong that water shot clear across the room like the back of a jetski. I quickly turned it off and mopped up the mess. Later that night I had two girls in the Jacuzzi with me and I was careful to put at least 3 inches over the jets before turning them on. I chuckled to myself that if I had not learned this lesson, the two girls were sitting exactly where the water would have shot. They would have been hit right in the face. Not the way I wanted to start my mongering night.

#3) There is a flat screen TV sitting right over the top of the Jacuzzi. Great location if you want to sit in the tub and watch TV and also for sitting in the bed. However they never did find the remote control. I had to stand inside the jacuzzi and reach around to the back of the tv to find the channel and volume buttons. Several times I hit the wrong button that controlled all the other settings. Finally I gave up and turned on one of the porn channels and left it there the rest of the trip.

#4) The all glass shower was cool but no light and I like to see what I am sudsing up, especially if it is a chica.

HONG KONG BAR: STILL ROCKIN

I have written about this place before and it is one of the top mongering bars in the world. I admit that there are many things annoying about it. I am tired of the whipped cream lesbian shows. But there are so many hot young girls walking around here dressed like complete sluts, that it makes up for anything bad. As soon as I walk in I see the girl of my dreams. Her name is Hillary, 19 years old with model good looks. She does not really look Mexican. She speaks no english but that did not bother me. Before long she is on my lap grabbing little radio who instantly responded.

HILLARY (not clinton)

The masero who I know but will not name, talked me into taking Hillary up into the VIP rooms which were stilled closed in the PM but he had the key. He said he would promise me complete privacy and I could do anything I wanted. He told me to block the door with the little foot stool. He showed me the button I could ring if i wanted him, which I did not. I agreed to buy her a bucket of beers. Now this is where he got a little carried away. I normally pay $70 dollars for a bucket of 10 pony beers. He brought that but she also asked for tomato juice with alchohol and he brought me two waters. It came to $97. I told him I was not happy about that but I gave him $100 and told him to scoot.

Within a minute I had Hillary naked in the VIP room and she was tearing off my clothes. I do admit it was awesome sex. Hillary had a hot smoking little body and a flat tummy. She did have fake boobs which I did not like, and it was obviously a mexican boob job. Tits too hard and slightly misformed. It was ok with me...it was dark and I just wdanted to get my dick wet. She sucked my cock first and then we put on the condom. I had brought a bottle of Astroglide, so before we put on the condom I rubbed my cock with the lube on her hot pussy and tummy. It was a good time.

When we were finished, I was ready to leave. Hillary acted hurt, like maybe I should be staying with her the rest of the day and night. I said sorry Hun, I am a monger. I left her there disappointed. I did pay her $60 bucks more for the session which was about an hour. I got ripped off.. $160 bucks for an hour of sex in TJ is too much. I learned from that. Next time I will just take Hillary to the hotel next door. 30 minutes for $60 was have sufficed.

BELEN

I have written about Belen before, a friend I made at HK who took me around and showed me how the girls really live here and what they think. She had written me a few weeks before and told me she had a problem. I instantly knew what it was. She was pregnant.

The father was some gringo with a broken condom. Not sure if he even knew he did it. She did not care. She considered an abortion which she could get in Mexico City but decided she wanted the baby. On this day she just had the ultrasound and found out it was a nina. She was so happy. She was still working at HongKong but her belly was starting to fill out and she was not allowed to dance.

I met her at the hotel lobby and we went first to get something to eat together, and then I wanted to take her shopping. I took her to sears and blew some money on baby clothes. I did not fuck Belen on this trip although she said some of her customers wanted to do her sin condom since she could not get PG again. She said no.

I wanted to see Belen again, but I was getting worried that she was getting way too attached to me. I was not the father of the baby but she was acting like maybe I could be. She said 3 guys had asked to marry her and she said no each time. She was just starting to act a little strange, but I agreed to see her the next day at 10am and we would go for breakfast before she had to start at HK.

MORE STREET GIRLS GONE WILD

I went back outside looking for street girls. There was a good selection this time and some new girls, but I was drawn to one of my old favorites Jacqeline working outside the Hotel Hacienda. These girls always look hot wearing slutty Brittany Spears school girl attire. Jacquelin was no exception. She agreed to go up with me to Cascadas for an hour, no talk of money.

In the room Jacqueline started to line her pockets. She named her price and I started asking for services, and we settled on an amount I will not list here. It was more than I usually pay a street girl, but the services she offered were over the top. I will not say what we did, but I had a blast. Literally and figurately. I will definately try to do this girl again. I paid her and she went back to her post.

It was almost 9pm, and I wanted to checkout the scene across the street at Mermaids. This is another joint where the girls dress like Brittney but these girls offer a massage. They were offering 2 girls for $35 bucks for one hour. I knew from experience that this was a bitof a scam. If you get into the room with the 2 girls and do not instantly agree for extra services (fucking) then they will either send one girl out, or shorten the 2 girls to 30 minutes. I never fall for that. This time I did not need to worry about it. I found Marritza.

MARITZA

This is a girl I did before, but the last time she was not working. She went back home for awhile. She is cute and hot, but her body is simply amazing. When she stands up her ass curves out so you can stack books on it. Her tits are perfect. She loves you to rub her asshold while u fuck her. her blow job was great and she got on for the ride of my life. I do not remember a thing about the massage except that at some point she got down to my cock and it was difficult to keep from cumming her her hands. When she flipped me over I was ready.

By this time it was after 10 and that was 1am on by east coast body clock. I crashed in room 629.

The problem with TJ time is that I always wake up early with nothing to do, and the chicas in the morning are the fat ugly ones that could not get any action at night. The amazing thing is they are still there. I was not interested, but I did walk around and get some pretty good hot cakes. I watched the coverage of the Chilean mine rescue on Telemundo and was amazed that the three Mexican anchors were all female and all hot as hell. I would have done them in a second.

I wanted for Belen at 10am and she was late. She then texted me she was just waking up and wanted me to wait for her. I told her I needed some more time also and i would call her later. I tried to do some work on my laptop but my wireless connection kept getting kicked off of the verizen site I was hitting. Not sure why. I was able to check email through my iphone.

I started hunting again and ended up back at Hong Kong. This time I found a cute girl named Marisol. Funny personality and a hot body. The masero tried to get me back into the VIP room again but I had learned my lesson. I invited her back to the new jacuzzi room at Casdadas. She was the first chica to get fucked her. I wondered if we should write her name on the wall or something but I decided not to.

On the way into Cascadas I see Belen sitting there in the lobby waiting for me looking mad. Not a good sign. She claimed she sent me a text telling me she was coming over, but I was not gonna wait there for her. She was getting a little bit annoying.

Marisol was a good fuck, and she was amazed at the Jacuzzi. She got in it with me for a little bit and was not a clock watcher. I paid her $80 bucks for over an hour with me in the room and I took her back to Hong Kong.

JULIA, THE WRONG VIBE BUT THE RIGHT GIRL

As I made my rounds in Hong Kong I spotted a real cute girl with an innocent face. Her name was Julia (pro: WHO-lia). She was dancing with a distant look of concern and anger. She would not look at me. I stopped and looked at her cute face and asked if she wanted a beer. She said no. I asked if she wanted any drink and she said No. I asked if she wanted to sit with me. She looked at me with a look of disdain and said...OK...maybe but I only want water. Hey cool with me.

I took her to the upstairs bar that is isolated from the rest of the action and we sat there. She looked like something was really bothering her. I asked her to tell me. She said nothing. I asked again, and she said nothing. I saw a girl walk by and I said "fea" and she laughed. The next one I said "fea" and she laughed. The third one I said the same and she said..."nooooo not fea." I said, "su amiga" and she said si. I laughed.

I told her she was so cute and her face looked so innocent. She looked me right in the eyes and said "yo no innocente." It made my cock hard. I finally talked her into going back to my room. I told her I had the new jacuzzi suite at Cascadas. She was ready to get out of here, so she agreed, but only for half an hour. No talk of money. In fact she never did talk of money with me.

Back in my room she was amazed at what she saw. These girls see a lot of shit hole hotel rooms. This was nice and she started to relax. I had told her in the bar I thoughther tits were nice and big, and she said...no they are not big. I finally got to see them. They popped out like champagne corks. She had a cute petite body with big tits. I rubbed them and they felt full. I mean...really full, and they stood up like they were brand new. I asked her how long her tits had been this big and she said...a few months. I then noticed the tell tale sign of leche coming out of one nipple. I showed her. She noticed. I looked her in the eye and said "yo saber qual es tu problema. Tu emarasada." She said no. I looked into her eyes again and said, look I know this is hard for you, but no matter what happens it will be OK. Trust me on this. I know other girls who get pregnant here, and you will find a way to take care of this." She looked me in the eye and I saw a tear. It was not a full blown cry, just a little tear. She turned her head, and we did not speak of it again.

So this girl who did not even want to sit with me, and would not even accept a beer fucked my living brains out. After I got done sucking those huge mammaries I went to town on that pussy. I had my fingers inside and my tongue on the clit, and she was writhing in holy ecstacy. I have made girls cum before, but never more earth shattering than this one. She was on fire. She pulled me on top of her. I wanted to fuck her sin condom but she said no. I wasted no time in getting inside her.

She clutched my ass and clawed my back and rode me like a wild horse. It was animalistic. It was earth shattering. I finally understood what she meant when she said "I am not innocent." This girl knew how to fuck. We got dressed and I gave her $60 bucks. It was well worth it. I took her back to Hong Kong.

Julia was like the perfect GFE. They say GFE's are hard to find in TiJuana, but I seem to get them like flies on honey. She sat with me, her tiny hands in mine. Every few minutes she would look up at me and kiss me softly. It was not tongue in throat, it was sweet and soft and very sensuous. I loved kissing this girl. In fact I wanted her to stay the night with me...but she could not. She got a call from some guy, and when she hung up I said "Novio?" She said no, her taxi. She had to go. She disappeared to change.

About 20 minutes later I am coming down the steps and I see her running out. I touch her shoulder, she looks at me, and does not say a word. She just turns to run out. I followed her and see her getting into a 2005 toyota. LOL> Normal car...not a taxi. My little GFE has a BF who is probably the father of her baby and that is why she was distant and depressed. Oh well. I made an appointment to see her the next day.

During the hour of so that I was sitting there making out with Julian upstairs in Hong Kong I was watching Belen doing the same with some old gringo downstairs by the main stage. He was kind of gross and I realized, that is what Belen was wanting ME to do with her. Thank god I did not succumb to it. I much prefered the girl I was with upstairs. I guess I am hopelessly looking for new chicas all the time.

I left Hong Kong and did a little roaming and did not find much in the way of street girls until.....

CHRYSTAL AND KARINA: NOT YOUR ORDINARY STREET CHICAS

I had gone back to my room for something and was walking down the steps of Cascadas when I see two cute chicas entering. Chrystal and Karrina both looked just barely 18 dressed in complete slut wear. Karrina had on knee high black leather boots. both were sporting nice cleavage and flat cute tummies. Short mini skirts, hair done up slut style with lavish makeup. My cock went schwinnggggg and I immediately stared.

Karrina, the leader of the two, caught my gaze and immediately asked to go up to my room. I said yes, and up we went. I was still spent from the wild sex with Julia so I asked the girls if they would mind giving me a massage first, then sexo. They were ready to do anything to please me.

In fact I quickly picked up on something different about these girls. While most street chicas are only interested in a quick fuck, getting the money and getting out, these girls seemed to want to stay longer...and wanted to do anything I wanted within reason to please me. Like most street girls they did have a thing for toilet paper. When they finally left it look like my pillow had exploded. But other than that they were so sweet and willing to focus completely on my needs that I really wanted them to stay longer and I was willing to pay more for that.

They started with a four hand massage. It quickly turned sensual and they were using finger nails to send me into orbit. When they finally got me turned over my cock was standing at attention. Karrina put on the condom and got on cowgirl stile. By this time her tits were free of their confines and they were perfect. 18 year old tits are usually perfect.

When Karina finally got me inside her she did not just fuck me, she rode me. Eventually Christal decided to get in on the action and she pulled off her panties and sat on my face while her friend fucked me. I could not see what they were doing, but I think they were making out. I later found out these two girls live in their own apartment and are bi-sexual. They told me they had wanted to live together since they were 10 years old and they finally are doing it. When they need rent money or to pay their bills they just go stand outside Cascadas.

After we fucked, we still had some more time on the clock. The girls wanted to get into the Jacuzzi, do we did. In the jacuzzi they could not keep their hands off me. These girls were definately different than your run of the mill street girls. They did everything they could think of to keep me entertained and happy. They told me they just wanted to make me happy. If course they also wanted my money, and they got some.

I told them I would be back on the weekend and I would definitely look for them again, and they seemed genuinely thrilled.

It was getting late, and I was tired, and we hit I the sack. Next morning I was driving to LA so i wanted to get a good nights sleep.

RETURN TO TJ

After 3 days working in LA I headed back to TJ for one more night of debauchery. I wanted to see Christal and Karrina again, and I really hoped to find Julia again. These three new girls had rocked my world in different ways.

I really did NOT want to see Belen. She was not sending me nasty text messages and I just did not need the drama. When I got back to TJ I walk in front of Adelitas and who do I see sitting on a chair next to the street? Belen. She did not look at me...but I knew she saw me. Oh well...i guess that freindship is over. Later she sent me a text saying that she had been fired at Hong Kong. Not sure why. She was hoping I would vouch for her with the management, but I was not interested. She had burned the bridge. It was just as well.

The real reason I drove all the way back to TJ with a smile on my face was that little hottie Julia. This girl got inside my clingon shield. Her face was so innocent, but inside was a raving sex maniac. The sex I had with her was off the hook, and I wanted another run at her.

I expected her to be sitting there inside Hong Kong waiting to fuck me. Instead, she was gone. I hung around and messed with a few more hotties. I went back to the street and decided to pop Jacqueline one more time. She works in front of Hotel Hacienda but made the long walk back to Cascadas. This time she turned it on from the start. She got on top of me and rode me like a cowgirl. She was hitting my pelvis so hard it hurt, but ohhh what a nice hurt. I said to myself "this is gonna leave bruises" but I didn't stop her. When it came time to pop her, I flipped her over into mish and pounded her back every bit as hard as she did me.

WILL THE REAL JULIA PLEASE LAY DOWN?

Then I went back to look for Julia in Hong Kong and I find her with some guy in a darkened corner. I have to admit, I was a little jealous. I know she was not mine to start, but seeing another guy with the one I wanted was a little hard to take. I guess I am not the first guy in a strip club to get that stupid feeling. I kicked myself for thinking like that, and went about my business.

An hour later I checked around and she was no longer with the dude. I looked for her and found her upstairs, sitting alone on the couch curled up in a ball. She moved over and I sat down. I didn't give her attitude, or act all hurt because I knew this was her job and she had no choice. I just put my arms around her and cuddled this girl, in the middle of this raving whore house.

She told me she was not feeling well. She did not want to leave with me to my hotel. But I told her, that was cool, I would just sit with her for awhile. Ihad worn sweat pants, so she wrapped my legs around her and literally laid down on my lap, and I admit it made me hard. She didn't want anything but water. Every few minutes she would look up at me and kiss me sweetly on the lips. Not a hard tongue fuck kiss, but just a soft and gentle kiss. she melted me again, just like she did before.

She was getting off work at 10, so I made one last attempt to fuck her at 9. I told her we should go to my hotel and relax for the last hour of her shift, and she said OK.

We got back to my bed, and I figured we would just cuddle for an hour. We did that for a few minutes with more soft kisses, but then Julia reached for my cock. I knew that was a good sign. Soon she had little radio out and was adjusting the frequency. Come in pussy. This is Radioman, what are your coordinates.

She became that raving sex maniac again that I had fucked to oblivion the previous Wednesday. I moved from her lips to her tits to her pussy in lighting speed. She was as wet as Niagara Falls. I used my fingers and tongue to fuck this baby into another shuddering climax. When I looked up, I had girl cum dripping off my chin. She then did something I never had seen before. She reached up with her finger and wiped her girl cum off my chin, and ate it. OMG that made my cock like blue steel. I moved up and started to pound this baby like no tomorrow.

She whimpered and came again, all over my plunging dick. This was not some fake pitiful orgasm...this was the real McCoy. She was shaking and convulsing as I emptied my balls into the condom. MAN was this worth coming back for.

Julia gave me her phone number but some dude answered and I have never been able to talk to her again. It's ok. I hope to make my way back there again soon and find her sitting there in HK ready for some true GFE action. She told me she would be working the next day at 2pm, but she never made it and I never saw her again.

It was 10 o'clock and I walked little Julia outside, and then I found the fuck sisters. Standing out there dressed like sluts.

THE FUCK SISTERS, CHRYSTAL AND KARINA

They are not really sisters, they just like to pretend they are. Actually they are bisexual and wanted to live together since they were 10. Thanks to this job, they can afford it.

It's late at night and I find them outside Las Chevelas as usual. They practically jumped in my arms. By this time I was dead tired, and Julia had taken all my stamina and my cum. I just wanted a two girl, 4 hand massage. These girls knew exactly what I wanted. When we were finished, I really wanted to see these girls the next morning so I invited them shopping. Sometimes I have a hard time seeing street girls outside la zona, but proving again these girls are not ur average street girls, they jumped at the chance. I told them to come back and see me at 9am the next morning, and I went to bed.

Again, proving they were not normal, one of them was knocking on my door at 9:10am. Pretty close, for street girl time. She explained that her friend was buying something, and she would return in a few minutes, and they did.

THE POOR MAN'S TOUR OF TJ

I did not know Tijuana had a decent shopping mall but we found it. Not sure the name, but we had breakfast there then went walking around. We found a store selling boots for $100 bucks, and I told the girls we needed to find someplace less expensive. With no hesitation they said, Si...vamanos. We found it.

We drove by the new Home Depot, and the new Costco, and several new "love motels" where you drive your car into the garage door and fuck your girl in the room. I did not know they had these in TJ.

We finally found the shopping mecca we wanted. Row upon row of little shops. All of them owned by mom and pop operators who competed for customers with low prices. We found the same boots for under $30 bucks.

I spend about $100 bucks on each of my babes, and had a great time doing it. If a chica shows me a good time, I love to return the favor and these girls had earned it. We then went back to my hotel and this time, the sex was off the charts.

If I buy a girl sexy clothes, it is like the light switch to her pussy is turned on. It never fails. If you really want to get them into overdrive, buy them sexy clothes. Man did it work.

This time I fucked both girls, but they switched. I almost blacked out at one point. I just remember Chrystal sitting on my face, grinding her wet pussy into my mouth, while Karina fucked me cowgirl style with wild abandon. I do remember trying to fuck Chrystal, but the poor girl had so much pain in her pussy that I gave up. Later I asked her why she has so much pain fucking and she did not know. If she does not fix this little problem, her life as a street girl will not be much to write home about.

I needed to get back home, so I checked out of Cascadas and took the taxi back to la zona. Again a huge line, so I hopped on the van for $5 bucks, and got through customs in about an hour. I headed back to the airport and took the red eye home. I slept like a baby.

REFLECTIONS OF ANOTHER TJ RUN

Am I the salmon returning home, or the moth drawn to the flame. I have no idea. All I know is that I still have a great time in this little shit hole mexican town. I would never go there more than 2 nights at a time. It wears you down after awhile. You do not find the GFE's walking the streets like normal girls who want to grab you, fuck you and take you home to meet momma....like I find in Philippines. You do not find the raving beauties with the unreal bodies that you find in Medellin. Girls that would make you cry just to look at them, but they will fuck you for a good price.

Instead I find the same thing that guys always complain about here. For some reason I seem to find the gems as well. Maybe I just make my own luck. The girl Julia send off all the wrong vibes. If I had followed the mongers guide to interviewing skills I would have rejected her in a few minutes. Still, something about her cried out to me that this girl was gonna be good if I just had a little patience. The return on investment was like 98%.

I actually miss this girl. I am not longing to go back there. I am longing to go back to Philippines, the GFE capital of the world. I will do so soon, but no trip report. What I do there is too wild to be imagined...and certainly to wild to be documented here. oNE MORE THING: For the first time I think I did not get the squirts. I think I have finally gotten enoughof the parasite.

See you guys on the flip side.

RM

Cock like blue steel! Nice one, RM...too bad no photos, but I know why...

What is there to say? You're a perverted Picasso the rest of us can only envy. Longevity, duration, you fuck cuties all day long while dead bodies mount in the Mexican streets. A charmed life indeed.

Of course all this subversion has no interest for me. I'd much rather watch Iowa football and pre-election coverage. Not jealous at all... nope...not at all.

I hope you enjoy Iowa football PV.

What happened to LV football?

MM

RT here. Great report. Thanks.

Certainly much better than watching the 'Canes.

Nice report, but for a while there I thought it might end with you marrying Belen and adopting little Radioita.

Thanks guys for the kind words. Baxter made me LOL with that one. I am a hopeless romantic, for all of about 6 hours. Then it starts to wear off and I look for a new one.

The girl Julia was so cute and so hot, and so tempting, but I also knew she had something going on inside her that she was not gonna share. The tip off were the two big full boobs spilling a little baby milk. Then her mad dash to get into that Mexican Toyota, and her phone call. There is a lot she is not telling me, and frankly I do not care to know.

The two fuck sisters were truly interesting. Unlike most street girls, these girls seemed to get that making me happy and keeping me entertained would result in more money in the end. They were right. They were completely willing to let me move in with them and start paying their rent, which they said was $400 a month. It was tempting, but living in a shit hole town like TJ, even if it was with two little hotties like that, not in the cards for me.

I will probably end up in AC someday, like all those other old geezers I see there, with white hair and a cane, walking some young hottie through SM clark. It's amazing...nobody even looks twice at those guys. Now I see why the touts keep selling all that cialis on the street.

RM

How much did you pay for the street girl threesome session and did the girls allow dfk and a BBBJ? Never seen either of those girls and I am there twice a week.

One of the reasons why you have had good luck with GFE in TJ is that you stick to HK. Trop and LC has girls that give PSE and a bit younger but you seem to just go to HK as you have a Cascadas room. Go to AB and CC and pick out hotties to go upstairs and you will see aweful service at its best and nothing but covered BJ's.

Blazers, I agree with you 100% on the AB girls. I do walk through there and sometimes I pick something up, but this last trip the one I picked up did not make the trip report. She was just so bad, it was a joke. I finally sent her downstairs with 5 minutes left in the room. The clean up boy still wanted the tip however.

No the girls did not allow DFK and BBBJ. I paid them $100 each, and they gave me extra time and never watched the clock. I did some light kissing with them, but getting a TJ street girl to do DFK is almost like asking if she would mind if you pull our her wisdom teeth.

The HK girls are much more willing to go DFK and some will even do BBBJ.

I would never put TJ in the same category as Phils or Medellin, my two favorite places to play. I only go here because it is convenient, close, and can sustain my drive until I can get back to one of the places I mentioned.

These two girls, Karina and Crystal stand in front of Las Chavelas on the alley side. They usually wear miniskirts and pushup bras. Karina actually looks like a white girl, with light skin and anglo features. Crystal is dark, morena, with a sultry look. Both are cute as hell but they do not come out all the time. Only when they need to pay the rent, or so they told me.

RM

Wow, $200 total for an hour or so with two street girls is way overpaying as the service usually sucks by my standards. Trust me, there are some cute girls on Constitution that not only give DFK and BBBJ but BBFS for 400 pesos. Hot bodies and cute faces but not at the level as a couple of the new super hottie street girls I see in the alley. The alley street girls are total cunts. Sure they will fuck you good and and friendly but the service is all covered and no DFK. Might as well get an escort for $100 an hour with guaranteed GFE and some hot ones out there,

Try www.livelatinangels.com(two cuties), Cumintj.com(quite a few cuties) and I can give you a couple numbers of some girls that give GFE that blow doors off most girls in zona norte and will go to your hotel. You might want to try Hotel Ticuan next time and you can get escorts to go there, also hot bargirls will go there after their shift no problem for 1,000 pesos all night. Ticuan is a really nice hotel at half the price of the Cascadas jacuzzi room.

The one thing that truly amazes me about this TR is the fact that it's written by a SEA monger. Now, c'mon RM, what on earth would entice you back to a disgusting dirty shit hole where the only fear is the cop shake-downs, not the crooks and where Angeles City, Philippines is by far, tenfold way better than anywhere in Tijuana?

But that's not to say the interior of Mexico is the same. Definitely not. Tijuana stands alone as the seedy, disgusting border town where clock-watching robotic whores are way too spoiled to give you GFE value for your hard-earned cash.

By your own admission, it was your very first mongering destination, mine too. But as I recently told a friend, after finally discovering SEA, I don't care if I never set foot inside TJ again, this is why I put off going there week after week. One would assume you have the same thought process, but I guess old habits die hard, huh?

Those Spanish tapes you speak of, you mentioned Spanish I, II and III, they're not produced by a college professor by the name Dan Mikels by any chance are they?

The Las Cascadas has always been my second home also while mongering in TJ, but at these newer jacked-up prices, hell, no. Not for that area. What do you think of the new layout to the Las Chavelas?

So, let's get this straight: Sex with this chica, Hillary, (not Clinton) was "Awesome?" And again, I pose the question because you of all people RM are a mongers monger with endless adventures of threesomes, foursomes, untold numbers of Filipino cuties all fighting over little radio whilst you're mongering in SEA?

Yes, you definitely got ripped off by paying $160 for an hour. Just think RM, do you realize what $160 (US) would have bought you in the Philippines? And that includes the length of time? Maybe the chica and the waiter thought you were a "newbie" to TJ?

Regarding Belen's three love interests, it's always amazing to me just how many lonely guys there are in this world who are so desperate in their search for true, everlasting love. (Assuming they are older fat white gringos) They know they probably cannot communicate effectively with her, due to a strong language barrier. They know she has possibly limited education. They know she works as a dancer in a strip club in TJ. They know she is a hooker. They know she is pregnant by some unknown "John," and yet they want to make an honest woman out of her by asking to marry them. I don't get it. What's the term called....PLM? (Pathetic Loser Monger)

Why won't you list Jacqueline's requested amount? Christ, you mentioned the masero at the Las cascadas and the hooker Belen bringing total drink prices to $97.00!!! And why won't you elaborate on the sexual services she provided? Inquiring minds want to know.

Mermaids? You haven't learned yet, RM? Mermaids is a no-no. Always has been since it opened. It's on the "black book" of every known monger in TJ. There was a post not too long ago on this forum, I think it was on the main discuss thread about a monger who was led upstairs and upon paying up front, the masseuse bailed.

Every time I walk from the Las Chavelas to the Tropical and vice versa, I always, I mean always ignore the constant hollering and whistling from the street hawkers trying to entice customers into that rip-off joint. I don't care how hot their "school girls" look, I refused to be scammed by these rip-off artists.

"The problem with TJ time is that I always wake up early with nothing to do, and the chicas in the morning are the fat ugly ones that could not get any action at night. The amazing thing is they are still there." Text

Ah, I see my ladies are still there, waiting for me to arrive. Please give my regards, as every lady needs to be loved, including the heavy ones. You seem to have a fetish for pregnant hookers, and that's fine, RM. As they say, to each his own. oh, and BTW, that was not Julia's "boyfriend," that was her Padrote!

Forgive me for saying, but in a location where money goes through your fingers so fast, you sure are generous, especially with Chrystal And Karina.

"What I do there is too wild to be imagined...and certainly to wild to be documented here." Text

My sentiments exactly. Why bother trying to explain to the average TJ monger how much better you're treated in the Philippines? Like I said, i'm surprised you even go back to TJ. That town is nothing more than a training ground for mongers to travel further around the world.

Good report RM, very entertaining, but I was hoping you'd have finished it off with a memorable finale by lowering yourself to doing one of the hideous disgusting fat ones who stand there on the corner of the alley at 8:00 in the morning.

BTW, check your inbox.

Master Bates.

Blazers,

Are you really ready to give up a couple of GFE experience ladies. Thanks.

I need some good ones.

My friend Master Bates. All good points. In fact I admit, you have me pinned to the mat. The ref is blowing his whistle.

Look, the sex in TJ does not compare to some of the wild experiences I have had in Phils. Example: The most I have done in TJ is two girls at a time. The most I have done in my hotel room in Phils is 9. These 9 girls tag teamed me for most of the night. They ripped my shorts down. They fucked me sin condom. They took turns with a blow job cavalcade. I was on my back for literally 2 hours straight. I had girls taking sitting on my face naked. Girls taking turns blowing me. Taking turns sharing my cum. They drug me to the shower, hosed me down, threw me back on the bed, and started over.

No I admit. This did not happen in TJ. It never will happen in TJ. Sadly TJ is just a poor disgusting excuse for a mongering destination.

But I am a salmon. I must spawn 3 times a year. I do it, because I must.

Then I go back to Phils where the real fun begins and never ends. I will be there soon. Hopefully with masterbates as my wingman. Now that will shake up fields avenue.

rm

RM, please understand, my intent here, was not to berate your decision on returning back to the hideous garbage dump of sin and degradation for a quick in-and-out bombing run, God knows, I don't want to sound hypocritical here, considering I sometimes still go to TJ on occasion.

My intent was to question as to why? It's just that, my curiosity was somewhat aroused at the lengthy write-up on your part which extols Tijuana for everything it is, and could easily be, but isn't.

And once again, while reading over your report, I think to myself, that this is in fact being reported by a veteran SEA monger, someone who has, in the past submitted endless reports and photos of girls from overseas, the Philippines being one location, which the average TJ monger could only even dream about.

Case in point: How many SEA mongers reading this TR who have gone to AC and TJ, yet opt for SEA because of the better opportunities in endless inexpensive GFE experience? (Aside from the expensive air fare and length of journey, which keeps most guys from going there, not to mention the intended valid excuses they give to the wife in attempting to slip away, which makes TJ all that more convenient)

But let us not deflect from the fact that you seem to have done extremely well in your search for value for money and GFE experiences. Most guys wouldn't have had that much luck, considering the Zona Norte is known for that common "business-like" approach from the hooker to the "John." As I always say, with TJ (and TJ alone) it's always a case of rolling the dice, so to speak, in seeking GFE.

Nevertheless, I like reading about your adventures, whether it be SEA or some sleazy border town in Mexico. The bottom line remains, you had fun and got your rocks off, for that you should be applauded.

And yes, I will take you up on your offer of a return to meet up in Angeles City. I think first, we should have squad meeting and plan the assault from a location in TJ first, say, the Adelitas? I admit, only visiting the city twice still makes me a "newbie," but I am willing to accept offer of employment as your "wingman." I think we're due....

Once again, check your inbox.

Yours in overweight, hideous, disgusting, toothless TJ hookers,

Master Bates.

Bates... You are a champion in your pursuit for chubby chicas. I love it.

Radioman you are one of my heros.

this is all.

Oldschool, you are welcome to join myself and RM at Adelitas for a brew and an upcoming planning raid of adventurous whore mongering against the unsuspecting women of Angeles City, Philippines. Lots of fat women to conquer, even in the Philippines, believe it or not!

M. Bates.

RM nice report.

TJ is the tits! I really used to love it down there, and got laid more in tj than any other place in the world. I was averaging about 4-6 sessions/day and I think hotel, food, girls came out to be 250-300 for the entire weekend, that's comparable to many places in asia! I'm talking asia style menu for 150p-300p from the sgs when I was a regular sg monger, primarily from the alley girls. I knew all the shift changes and had regulars on every street, every shift from ninos to constitucion, to coahuila to articulo 123. It was great fun and a time I'll never forget.

Thanks for helping me re-live the past.

p.s. there's a real issue with hygiene with the streetgirls. sloppy 2nds isn't a figurative term, but rather a literal one in those parts.

Bates, being that you 2 guys are like my idols.. you email me when you guys are meeting up and I would love to meet up. Im a far drive from Tijuana but I could do it.

I love banging fat chicks too. I can find something good in most women... most.