Well, my take on the 'does CR suck these days dilemma' is it ain't Brazil or Colombia but it ain't bad. It's not as good as it once was but really what, or even who, is?
Of course, now you have to be more careful - more selective. And really, the selection process is so much fun. Think about it - you start by asking the girl what she is willing to do; even what she likes to do. It's really sexy. (One time in a terma a beautiful Garata was trying to get me to go with her and I asked her if she had come yet that night. She initially didn't want to say, but I told her we were just friends talking and she admitted No she hadn't, so I started asking her how she liked to come best. It got hotter and hotter. Ended up having a great session). Clearly, some lie or exaggerate but you are paying at the end so you are in control. I had only one night in SJ before heading to Puerto Viejo - sexual purgatory; more on that later - so I had to chose wisely. Also, both my flights were delayed so it was late when I arrived and I was leaving relatively early in the morning. The Rey seemed to be filled with Colombiana's de Medellin. I adore Paisas but not in CR and I told them exactly that. They laughed and knew precisely what I was talking about. I must have interviewed a half dozen girls and they all wanted Cien for 1 hour. After talking with a Paisa for some time about Medellin, I agreed to give her 100 Cien and she agreed to do everything I require and make me come 3 times. She turned out to be great. Sex was great. Didn't get the third nut but what the hell. She ended up falling asleep, started snoring (rather cute actually) and I passed out thinking at least I'd get to hit it again in the morning. Woke up too late for that. Her not me! I couldn't get her to open up her eyes. Kept slapping her ass with my dick. Hilarious!

I had a jeep rented for something like $700 for 8 or 9 days but they weren't even at the friggin counter when I arrived so I decided to take the bus for $10 each way. I had a great time in Puerto Viejo but there is a dirth of pay for play. Hot girls everywhere but not pros. I made some progress with a twenty something selling clothes. She agreed to go out with me but it never happened. When I asked her if she had a boyfriend she laughed, looked away, and said she had many. "Quires una mas?" She laughed and said sure why not? Partied with a group of mid thirties professional woman from San Jose CR, thought I had a great chance with the dentist, but couldn't close that deal either. One local new friend - guy owns a 12 room hotel and carries a gun in his belt - said that hookers hung out at Tex Mex but I never saw any. One skinny black chick - actually kind of cute - attached herself to me but I think she was on crank or something. Too wired. Only one cab driver said he could deliver pussy to me and he did one night but I wasn't home. My neighbors said he sat in front of my house honking for 15 minutes. I should have followed the esteemed Cuba Nut's example and got a card for one of my cells. I have a Brasil phone and a Colombia phone but I didn't want to mess with it. The house had a phone in it and I have an international phone. Truth is I'm not very confident that the quality of that cab drivers chica would have been any good. Another cab driver told me there was a real high end whore house down the road about 25km but wanted $40 each direction to take me. I really wasn't that interested.

Nevertheless, come new years day I needed to get laid so I took the bus back to SJ. I sat next to an absolutely adorable girl on the bus. At first she wouldn't even look at me. There was a local with an infant sitting across the aisle from me so I started making inane cooing sounds and talking to the guy in Spanish and when I looked at her again she smiled. Turns out she's 19, comes from a little village a couple hour bus ride outside SJ, and has been studying English for 2 months. We had a completely delightful bus ride. Her helping me with Spanish and me helping her with English. She would lean over me, laughing, put her elbow in my lap and write out words for me in Spanish in my binder. I told her I would pay her to help improve my Spanish. She seemed embarrassed about the mention of money but agreed it would be fun. Said she didn't have to go to her waitressing job the next day and would come to visit me in San Jose. We exchanged info but she didn't show and I couldn't reach her. Oh well Ticas! She would have turned some heads in the Sportman's Lodge.

New Years Day was slow but there was one cute girl with a great body at SL. I got a Tica who would do everything but kiss. Funny. Sucked a mean cock. Don't get that but I was hornier than hell after the respite in PJ. Couple nuts later I felt better. Next day, I pulled a Tica from Del Rey who lives an hour bus ride away. Says she works selling cosmetics through catalogues - she goes to homes to close the deal. She said she goes to the Rey twice per month. She's 22 and not gorgeous but cute as hell with a real nice body. I'll upload pic. Forgot all about taking pics before then. Low priority for me. She loved to make-out and was very orgasmic. I love that. Wouldn't BBBJ and only one pop. $80. But, I knew all that going in and she delivered as promised.

Met a new friend from Puerto Viejo who is town for dinner. There seemed to be nice looking local woman all over the place. At home I date in the late 30s to mid 40s range. Damn, would love to live here and go much much lower. Early night. I think I've been hung over every day.

Walked to New Fantasy and there were nothing but ugly chicas in there. Grabbed a cab and he took me to some dive massage place and I got a knobber and shitty massage for $40. Went back to NF later
and there was one good looking Tica there. She gave me a tour of the place and said it was $50 for an hour and they had a 2 girl special for $75. What the hell! I love two girls sucking my cock at the same time.
I let her pick a friend. Kind of reminded me of that place in Bangkok - can't remember the name - that specialized in doubles. They have to have the ugliest girls in a whore house. Anyway, it was a pretty decent session. They sucked me off pretty quick and then gave me a decent 4 handed massage.

Then, I caught the cab to the airport...

Good report (except for the lack of visuals) retelling the sad story of being near pussy but none actually at hand and nothing but dubious tales of some just out of reach.

Nice detailed trip report. Sounded kind of frustrating with getting close to closing the deal on some non pro action.

I have never been to CR, and your report follows along with what I have been hearing from everybody but Jonsie. Guess it helps to live there.

Considering what you wrote and what I’ve read before..CR is NOT on my list of places to go….

I've been to Brazil and CR and you're right Brazil is much better. However, if you only have a short amount of time and don't want to endure a long plane flight then CR may be your best option

Raphael,

I wouldn't say CR sucks. I spent a few days at SL and had a great time. Mixed it up with HDR & LH & Relax girls.

I especially enjoy the fact that you can even stay put at the SL bar and pick up girls (or get picked up by) like this gal below. Only $60 usd (asked for $80 but quickly accepted less).

Photos: Pick Up - Sportsmens Lodge 01 02


Stay Horny My Friends,


Cubanut

Cubanut,

This girl is absolutely beautiful

I have been going to CR for many, many years. But if I had to guess I would say this girl is a Colombiana.

Latinalover,

You'd be wrong then. She was the very 1st girl I met just seconds after sitting down at the back bar at Sportsman's Lodge. 100% Tica.


Cheers,


Cubanut

Well she is beautiful. I like the SL. Most of the girls at the SL try harder and work for a little less then the hard core Dey Rey chica. I was sitting at the back bar, by the pool table, one day late afternoon and I see a Tica, very pretty wearing glasses. She looked like Elaine from Seinfeld. I think she was 28 or 29 and it turns out her American husband just dumped her, with a car note, a mtg. pay't and 2 kids. We had a great time. She even visited me here in the USA.

looks Mexican to me.

She is a beauty!