2011/01 Infanticide - I Went, Went... to Cali, Cali...

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By Infanticide on Saturday, January 22, 2011 - 09:24 pm:  Edit

DAY 1

I had a few bonus days to use in January, and was debating whether to go to the DR or back to Medellin for a short trip. For some reason every flight to Medellin was nearly double the price I’m accustomed to paying, so I decided to check out prices to Cali, a place I had never been before but had been meaning to get to. I made the quick decision to head to Cali, and booked a quick 5 day 4 night trip. My flight out of NYC was set to leave at 5am and arrive in Cali (via Panama City) at 1pm, giving me nearly a full day there, and my flight back was set to leave at 6pm from Cali on the 5th day, again giving me nearly a full day.
Of course fate intervened and my 5am flight out of JFK didn’t take off until 7am which made me miss my connecting flight to Cali. Instead of arriving in Cali at 1pm, I arrived at 9pm, effectively eliminating the day casa element of the first day. I checked into the Cali Plaza Hotel, http://www.caliplaza.com , highly recommended to me by Cubanut, a 46k COP ($23) cab ride from the airport.

Since it was already around 10pm, I checked my to-do list and headed over to a nightclub called Club Faraon, Avenida 2 Norte #23N-65. It was a short cab ride and the cover of 5k included a chip good for one free drink. After a quick pat down by the bouncer, I walked in and saw a few girls lounging on couches watching tv, and behind them was a stage area with something like a kiddie pool and a stripper pole in the middle of it all.

Unfortunately, nobody was on stage. I seated myself and the waiter brought me a shot of rum (covered by my chip) and a coke (for 2k pesos). The lineup was presented to me, probably 10-11 girls in all, none of them super hot but only one or two fuglies… One of my friends chose a girl almost immediately, my other friend needed me to bring his choice over for him, and I quickly took a young girl I probably shouldn’t have just because I wanted to get my first nut squared away quickly.

Her name was Catalina, a 20 year old calena and the price was 46k for 30 minutes. I paid the bartender and she led me up a spiral staircase to a pretty grimy room without a private shower. We got to business and that’s what she was, all business. CBJ, robotic, etc. Her young body was a little soft but it was good enough for me to shoot one, and after around 20 minutes I was done.

I was planning on showering but the shower was like 30 feet away and 5 rooms down so I decided against separating myself from my stuff and headed out. All in I dropped 53k there, which is around $28 at the current conversion. Not bad for a drink and a nut.

Photo: Catalina - Faraon 01

My next stop was Billar Olimpus. The cab driver took me there but the man outside said they were closed for the night: “no mas servicios ahora.” I looked at my cheat sheet and instructed my cab driver to take me to the next place on it, but he told me fuck that, we’re right next to a place called Calenas #2 and he was sure that I’d like that place. Alright, I’ll take the recommendation of a local. He took me there and… I liked it!

calenas #2 business card

At the front door there was a smallish black guy that could never work as a bouncer in the states doing pat downs, and after a quick pat down I was let in (no cover here). This place bills itself as a 24/7 place but is basically a night spot, it was after midnight when I showed up and the place was popping. It had stripper poles all over and a nice setup with loud thumping music. I seated myself right under a giant fan (its hot as hell in Cali) and the waiter asked me if I wanted to buy a drink before he presented the girls to me. I said sure and ordered a round, and then the girls were presented. This was a Thursday night after midnight and there were over 10 girls, closer to 15.

After they all introduced themselves they just dispersed around the club, half the club is on one side and half is on the other side, its set up kind of like a giant square donut with a bar and stairs in the middle so in effect its two separate bar areas. One chick in particular that caught my eye sat down across from me diagonally on the other side of the dance floor and was staring at me. After awhile I asked the waiter to tell me who he thought was the dirtiest nastiest no holds barred slut there that night, and… surprise, surprise, he pointed to that same chick that was staring at me. I motioned her over and talked to her a little. She introduced herself as Oriana and said that everything was on the table except for anal. I asked why no anal and she told me that she didn’t know me that well yet. I liked this girl. Unfortunately, she was a little on the older side and that became more obvious up close, but I was a fan of her body, so what the hell.

I took her up for 30 minutes at the rack rate of 52k. When we approached the towel boy I asked him to place us in a nice room with a shower and he gave us the room closest to him, which was a suite usually given only to people buying an hour. I was surprised at how nice this room was compared to the last room I used a few hours ago. I told her to give me a sec and washed off my dick and we got to business. This chick was total GFE with dfk, bbbj, great ball licking/sucking and after I fingered her ass a little, she was more receptive to anal. We finished off and I took a few pictures and I wanted to get her number to bring her back to the hotel, but I didn’t get a sim card yet and figured I could just see her again at the club, which never happened. Lesson learned. I tipped the cabana boy 2k and he was ecstatic. I invited Oriana down for a drink then took another picture of her and headed home. My bar tab for 3 rounds (including a drink for her and two drinks each for my two friends) was 35k. So I was out the door here for 89k or around $45.

Photos: Oriana - Calenas 2 02 03

Yeah, this girl was 33.
Photo: Oriana - Calenas 2 04

It was getting late and I was tired from the flights so we called it a night. On the taxi ride home I asked the cabbie to stop by a McDonalds drive thru to get some food and he went by the one on Roosevelt. The only two McDonalds I saw in Cali were that one and the one at CC Chipechape, but only the Roosevelt one had a drive thru. While waiting for our food in the car, a police minivan screeched to a halt in the parking lot and two cops guns drawn jumped out of the van. Two more cops on motorcycles rolled up as backup and one of them was charging right at my window with his gun raised. All of a sudden one of the motorcycle cops yelled out “WRONG CAB, LETS GO!” and they all got back to their vehicles and sped off. Bienvenidos a Cali.

DAY 2

I woke up at around 9:30am and was out the door by 10ish. I paid the balance of my hotel bill and headed around the corner to buy a new (my old comcel card no longer worked) sim card for my phone (8800 pesos) and 10k worth of minutes. I was pleasantly surprised that my 3g internet worked and I was able to send/receive e-mails on my phone for the duration of the trip. I got some breakfast and headed over to the place everyone that’s been to Cali seems to rave about… La Clinica Doctor Amor.

dr. amor business card

I arrived at around 10:30am and while the building looks pretty inconspicuous, its really nice inside… Kind of like a notch below Loutron in Medellin for anyone that’s been there. When I walked in I was escorted into a large room with 8 couches, 6 of which were occupied with Colombian men seemingly just sitting around. At that point the girls were presented and there were only 4 or 5, none of which struck me as particularly appealing. I asked the house mother when would be the best time of day to come and she said it depends. Great answer! I got in a cab and asked him to take me to the next place on my list… La Oficina.

oficina business card

The cab driver looked at the address… thought about it, then made a right turn. As he approached the traffic light I asked him why he hadn’t started the meter and he said it’d cost the minimum. Turns out, he made two more rights and dropped me off exactly around the corner from Dr. Amor, maybe a 2 minute walk door to door. Yeah, I rule at reading maps & figuring out directions. Live and learn. This lesson cost me 3500 COP (less than 2 dollars).

When I arrived at La Oficina it was pretty empty. I was escorted into a small room and the girls were presented. 3 girls came first, and I thought that was it. Then 3 more. Then 3 more. Then 2 more. In total over 11 chicks were shown to us and man, the names get confusing after that many. I narrowed my list down to two girls, and my friends each had their choices. We told the guy helping us who we wanted and he shuffled us off into separate rooms. The price was 40k for 30 minutes, paid up front to the guy. The girl who came to my room wasn’t the girl I asked for, so I politely told her that she belonged in my friends room. She left, and another girl I hadn’t chosen came to me, but she looked cute and happy to be there, so I said fuck it and kept her. This girls name was Angela, 20 yrs old with an angel tattoo on her shoulder and a sweet smile.

We made out for a little bit and then she started with a bbbj without any discussion. After a few minutes she popped her head up and said oh… did you want me to use a condom for the blowjob? I told her that it was okay, to continue. Oh yeah, a weird thing is that in Cali everyone seems to call condoms “preservativos” where as in Medellin they refer to them as “condon,” in my experiences, anyway. I told her that I loved getting my balls sucked and she went to work, popping up occasionally to make out a little. After some more of this we fucked in a few positions until I nutted. She asked me if I wanted another service and I politely declined, I was in conservation mode. We showered and I headed out, tipping her 5k on the way out. I looked at my phone and I was in there for more than 45 minutes, with no knock on the door.

Photo: Angela - La Oficina 05

I retreated back to the hotel for a bit to change clothes, and headed out to CC Chipechape to buy some supplies and viagra for the apartment at Exito. After doing all my shopping (4 50mg Genfar generics ran me 5200) I headed back to the hotel. I walked around La Sexta for a bit, trying to get my bearings while the sun was still out, and stumbled upon a Mario Bross where I stopped to eat. Unfortunately this Mario Bross is not the same as Super Mario Bross in Medellin, which is awesome. This one sucks, it’s a fucking knock off of a knock off. I asked a cabbie about this and he confirmed. Whatever. It was nearing 6:30pm and I decided to give Billar Olimpus another go.

billar olimpus card

I arrived at Billar Olimpus at around 7pm just in time for their 7pm show. I paid the 5k cover and was given a ticket which allowed me reentry for the rest of the night for free, if I chose to go elsewhere and then return. I walked in and saw one pool table with a bar behind it. Lining the walls were plastic lawn furniture type chairs with small round tables in front of them, and in the middle of the room was a mattress on the floor with a sex show going on. The show was basically one fat chick that looked like a brown Michelin man wrestling a skinny chick while they were both lathered full of baby oil. It was surreal. As fascinating as it was, I simply couldn’t look away, not even for a second. When girls came around asking me what I wanted to drink I was just sitting there with my mouth wide open watching the show in amazement. I felt like what I was seeing couldn’t possibly be happening.

When the show ended I got my bearings… the place was full of around 20 girls all fully nude sitting around the room, talking to the various patrons with 4 or 5 of them playing pool on the one pool table.

I ordered a beer and the girls were presented. After the presentation I keyed in on two girls, one of whom was playing pool with some Colombian guys, and one of whom caught the interest of another local. Since I don’t take girls away from locals on their turf, I just waited for my opportunity. After a few minutes a girl came around and asked one of my friends if he wanted to participate in the next sex show with her. He said sure, but she told him it started at 10pm, and it was only 7:30… we probably weren’t going to be there for that long. One of the girls I liked went to session with a local and we decided to head out to the next stop.

While I didn’t session here, the price was 50k for 30 mins, one of the girls told me. There were also a lot of black girls at this place, for anyone that’s into that.

The next stop was La Piscina, and the cab driver on the way gave us some other recommendations for when we finished at Piscina, but we never ended up getting to those…

piscina card

My taxi dropped me off between two buildings, one of which was La Piscina, and one of which was actually another casa called Playmates. The Playmates tout approached me first, but I headed over to La Piscina, promising that guy I’d check his place out next. We showed up at La Piscina at around 8pm on a Friday night and it was really nice on the inside. You’re led through a mansion type house out to the back by the pool where theres a giant sign with drink prices and the prices of sessions. 35k 20 mins 45k 30 mins 65k 60 minutes. I popped half a 50mg Viagra and a waiter sat with us and described the nuances of the pricing, namely that if we bought a bottle we’d get either a discounted session or a second girl for free in a regularly priced session.

After about 5 minutes of him breaking it down for us, he presented… 3 girls. One looked half asleep and the other two looked extremely disinterested. I immediately wanted to go next door to the next place, but one of my friends decided to session with one of the girls. He said the room was great and the girl wasn’t. She complained about not wanting to be touched and he ended up leaving after 10 minutes without doing anything. This, however, is my trip report, and my trip took me next door.

The tout in front of Playmates was extremely happy that I came back as promised and he led me in to take a seat on the couch. He offered me a free drink which I accepted and presented the girls. There were 10 girls in all, and when the last one finished introducing herself, she plopped down right next to me on the couch, beer in hand, smiled at me seductively and said whats up? The tout started yelling at her to go away so one more girl could present herself, and I told him don’t bother, I’m taking her. Her name was Stephanie, a 19 year old Calena. The cost was 40k for 30 minutes. I paid and we headed upstairs to the room.

Stephanie laid down on the bed fully clothed and said so how much are you tipping me to party the way we like to party? I asked her how much she wanted and she said something fair. I said name the price and she said whatever you think is fair. I said okay 20k and she agreed right away. She got naked and while removing her bra pulled 6 joints out of her bra and set them on the night table. They weren’t the typical Colombian brick weed and she offered me them for 2k each if I wanted. With her bra off I saw how phenomenal her body was. I assumed I’d be in for a lot of silicon in Cali, but this girl had amazing large natural breasts. We made out for a little while and then she forcefully grabbed my cock and started an incredible bbbj. She blew me for 10 minutes mixing in some great ball licking and eventually took my entire load, swallowing it all.

I figured she’d just get dressed and call it a session, but she pushed me down in the bed and started kissing me all over and told me she wasn’t done with me yet. She got my dick to attention and picked a condom up. She asked if I needed one and I shook my head no so she just tossed it aside and mounted. Man, its times like these I wish I didn’t keep my camera in my pants because I’m sure this girl would have been down for whatever but I just didn’t want to ruin the moment by pausing it to pull my camera out. We fucked for about 20 minutes in various positions and there was never a knock on the door. Finally after what seemed like way longer than 30 mins the door guy yelled her name from downstairs and we were forced to cut it short.

We showered together for a minute and I paid her the 20k I promised… well worth it.

Photos: Stephanie - Playmates 06 07 08

Any normal human being would probably call it a day, but fuck it, it was still only around midnight, and I’m in Cali. Time to soldier through. I got in a cab and gave him the address of Calenas #1. Since I enjoyed myself at Calenas #2 I was curious to see how Calenas #1 would be, because most people consider #1 to be better. The cab driver said right away he knew the place and he dropped us off right in front of… Dina’s showclub.

dinas card

The door guy patted us down and made one of my friends check his camera, but didn’t catch mine. We were walked into a smoky bar area with a small stage and maybe 10 small tables, and after ordering a round of drinks around 10 girls were presented to us. I wasn’t particularly struck by any of them, and I really wanted to get to Calenas #1, so I had it in my head to just up and leave. A friend of mine decided to session and asked if we’d wait for him, so we agreed. He sessioned with a girl that he’d later call to the apartment the next day. When he returned we headed over to Calenas #1, opting to take a minimum fare taxi rather than walk the 3 blocks at night.

I arrived at Calenas #1 and was greeted by a large white bouncer with a ton of ink, probably the only bouncer I came across in Cali that could serve as a bouncer in NYC. I would later ask him where he’s from and he told me Germany. Figures that he wasn’t Colombian. After a pat down I walked into a full bar and was seated at one of only two open tables. Our waiter served us drinks and presented the girls, informing us that the show would start soon. 10-15 girls introduced themselves and I asked one to stay and talk for a bit. We exchanged pleasantries and she seemed a bit shy. I found her to be the only attractive one there and popped the second half of my earlier Viagra before asking her upstairs. The cost was 52k for 30 minutes, and because of how packed the place was we ended up in the shittiest room upstairs, a smallish closet type room with a twin sized bed and not much more room.

This girl was hot and she knew it, and because of that she had a laundry list of restrictions. Hooray. I decided to make the best of it rather than try to find a different girl, and we power fucked for the entire 30 minutes until I finally got a nut out. She wasn’t too pleased and neither was I. She was hot though…

Can you tell she didn’t pose for this one?

Photo: Hot - Calenas 1 09

I walked downstairs to find a large circle of guys surrounding the center of the bar, and in the center a chick in a nurse’s outfit was getting fucked by a guy in a sailor suit. God these live sex shows are awesome. When the show ended, I called it a night.

DAY 3

I woke up at the usual time and headed over to Doctor Amor for another look. Again it seems I was either too early or too late, because the lobby was full of dudes and only 3 girls were presented to me. One of the girls I found very cute though and decided to snatch her up. Her name was Pati and the price was 52k for 30 minutes. I was escorted up to a beautiful room with a large comfortable bed, lots of mirrors and an awesome bathroom. The bathroom was so great I took pictures of it.

bathroom amor

Pati was a very sweet girl that led with some light kissing, then started on a cbj. I asked her to lick my balls and she said she doesn’t really like doing that. I said please and told her that I was freshly showered and she obliged in a very sensual manner. After awhile we got to the fucking and a few positions later I just kind of gave up, I didn’t think I was going to get a nut. Pati ripped the condom off and started to give me a bbbj for a bit but soon there was a knock on the door and that was that. She offered to finish me off but I told her there’s always next time. I meant the next place, of course.

Photos: Pati - Doctor Amor 10 11

After departing Doctor Amor, I walked around the corner to La Oficina and was presented with a fairly fresh lineup of 9 girls, only one of whom was presented to me the day before. I chose a large breasted girl who looked fairly serious, but she had something about her that made me think she’d be fun. I was wrong. Jennifer was 28 and very serious, I asked her what was wrong and she said she had some personal problems. She didn’t very much like giving blowjobs it seemed, so after a short cbj she hopped on and we fucked for awhile. I enjoyed watching her huge natural boobs fly around but her serious demeanor was a huge turn off. I tried to put her in doggy but her ass was so fucking big it took 6 inches just to get from the cheek to any of her girl parts, and I’m not packing that much! I finally just played with her boobs for awhile and called it a session. 40k ($20) isn’t the end of the world, after all.

Photo: Jennifer - La Oficina 12

At this point I headed over to Lo Maximo. It should be added that I actually stopped by Lo Maximo last night some time before heading back to my hotel but the guy said it closed at midnight. The hours were 12-12 he said.

lo maximo card

Two girls were presented and I wasn’t really into either of them so I headed back to my hotel, which was a two block walk from Lo Maximo.
My friend decided to call over that girl from Dinas, so I headed over to another casa in the area while she was on her way, Caras Lindas.

caras lindas card

This casa was about a 3 block walk from my hotel. I rang the bell and the door guy patted me down. Then he led me into the next room where a woman patted me down, paying extra attention to my cock and balls. I didn’t mind because she was cute. I sat down and she started explaining the pricing to me. Apparently this casa uses a tiered system where each girl costs a different amount, 3 levels. I wasn’t really too interested in the pricing before I saw the girls, I told her to simply present the girls and when I picked one to tell me how much it was. She didn’t like my solution and instead continued explaining the pricing structure to me. I was also forced to buy a beer for 5k and they didn’t have Aguila Light so I was stuck with a Club Colombian which I just gave to the girl. After presenting 8 girls to me in three different pricing levels, I asked for Pamela, and her price was 50k for 30 minutes.

Pamela was a very cute 24 year old slim Calena with perky natural breasts and a very sweet attitude. She started off with some dfk and then went straight for a bbbj before stopping herself to ask if I was ok with that. I said yes and she continued. I asked her to lick my balls and she did for a bit while I fingered her ass hole. She told me she’d let me fuck her in the ass if I had any lube, but unfortunately I didn’t. She put a condom on me and begged me to fuck her and we fucked for awhile. When I nutted we just laid there for a bit and she was kissing me all over. I asked her if I could take a few pictures and she enthusiastically started posing. I went to my pocket to get my camera and… it wasn’t there.

I was pissed. I got visibly upset and I’m a pretty big guy. Pamela immediately got her purse and emptied it out on the bed, insisting she didn’t take it. I never accused her but I thanked her for the gesture. She seemed legitimately scared that I was going to hit her or something. I got dressed quickly and headed downstairs to where I was seated. I didn’t find the camera there. I went to the bouncer and asked him where my camera was. He said he didn’t know what I’m talking about. I offered him 100k no questions asked to give it to me. He again insisted that he didn’t know what I was talking about. I said look you won’t get more than 100k for it on the street, just give it to me. At that point he got really pissed and just left the room.

I left the casa really pissed and headed straight for my hotel… where I found my camera on the nightstand by my bed. Crisis averted. I’m still pissed I didn’t get pics of Pamela though… I could have taken some on my cell phone in retrospect, but I was so upset about the camera I wasn’t thinking straight.

My friend’s call girl was still in his room with him, and when she finished we got to talking for a bit. She told me that I looked like her ex-boyfriend from Texas and that she’s a Paisa working in Cali but that she works in Cartagena a few months a year. Basically she was about as pro as you can get in Colombia. She told me she has a friend here she thought I’d like and showed me a picture on her phone. I told her I preferred flacas and she seemed disappointed. I asked her if she knew any really dirty sluts that she could call for me and she said she had one flaca friend that’s short, black, and ugly, but will do absolutely anything.

I told her to bring her over and she said it’d be 80k for an hour. She left and returned with the girl an hour or so later.

Natasha was 24 and not black, in fact she wasn’t terrible looking… a huge step up from what I was expecting. We had a few drinks and headed into my room. We dfked for a bit and I told her to blow me. She asked me for a “preservativo.” Really? I laughed and said we didn’t need one. She said really I do, so I gave her one and she put it on me. She blew me with it on for a few minutes and then asked if I was ready to fuck. I said nah, blow me some more. She gave me a look, said “ahhhhhh” then ripped the condom off and started giving me a bbbj. I told her to lick my balls and she started giving me a cock-and-balls blowjob.

Usually when a chick does this she’ll do it for a few seconds, then go back to one or the other. This girl held both my cock and my balls in her mouth for minutes at a time before coming up for air, then kept going like a machine for over 10 minutes. If I wasn’t in total ecstacy/agony I would have been photographing her doing it, and she would have let me… She asked me if I was ready to fuck and I told her I needed to get her ready first. I started to finger her ass hole and it was sooo tight, so I kept trying to open it up using two fingers, but I could barely get the second finger in. She was getting pissed and told me to fuck her already so I got in doggy for a bit, then she rode me for awhile, and told me not to cum inside of her. I said okay and I didn’t mean to… She started freaking out and I told her I had a vasectomy and not to worry about it. She calmed down after that. I paid her and gave her a little more for cab fare and she was off.

Photo: Natasha 13

It was almost 9pm already and I was hungry as hell. I headed over to CC Chipichape and ate some steak at Lenos y Carbon. I was excited to see what La Piscina would look like now that it was well after 10pm on a Saturday night, so I headed back there. 10 girls were presented and again they all looked tired and disinterested. For such a nice place they sure do have a problem attracting talent. I went next door to Playmates looking for Stephanie. She wasn’t there, but they presented 8 girls and I took a very enthusiastic short flaca named Sofia, 40k for 30 minutes. My friend took another girl and Sofia offered to make it a foursome, but the cabana boy upstairs wouldn’t give us the bigger room so we ended up doing seperate sessions. It turned out she was high on both coke and weed and all over the place during the session, but I still had a good enough time. When I tried to take her picture she demanded a tip and I wasn’t feeling much like tipping her so I didn’t get any shots of her.
I figured 5 in a day was enough and called it a night.

DAY 4

Okay rule #1 about mongering in Cali: ALWAYS HAVE GIRLS LINED UP FOR SUNDAY! Everything was fucking closed! God damnit I was pissed. I hung around the hotel until around 3pm and headed to Bar La Veinte.

bar 20 card

There were between 8 and 10 girls there ranging in looks from 1-5. There wasn’t a single girl there better than a 5. I waited around for an hour hoping something good would pop in, but I felt like I was recreating “Waiting for Godot,” and decided to cut bait. I said fuck it and decided to try one of the places that claim to be 24/7. I headed over to Calenas #2 in broad daylight and rang the bell. A guy eating an apple opened the door and I asked him if any girls were there. He said of course and let me in. Two cops were inside doing god knows what, and other than that the place was deserted. The guy sat me down at the bar and told me he’d be right back. 2 minutes later he returned with… two girls, none of which I fancied. I asked him when was a good time to come back and he said 10pm. He told me a few more girls were over at Calenas #1 right now if I wanted to check that out…

I went home and decided to wait for it to get dark before I headed back out. At around 9pm I headed over to Calenas #1 and it was pretty empty inside customerwise. There were, however, 8 girls and after they were presented a friend of mine decided to session with one. When he finished we left.
I decided to check out a different place called Kaliente. At Playmates, a tout outside handed me the card to Kaliente, and I foolishly thought that was the card for Playmates at first until I realized it was a totally different address. I gave the cab driver the address to Kaliente and he asked to see the card. He said that he knew the place and proceeded to take us to Fantasias, a totally different place.

fantasias card

Fantasias had 3 girls and two were fat. I got back in the cab and headed to Kaliente.

kaliente card

Kaliente presented 8 girls, two of which were doable and explained the pricing scheme… 70k 30 mins, 120k 60 mins, 200k for 3 hrs outcall. My friend was intrigued by the prospect of bringing a girl home so I agreed to take one as well. This was looking like it was going to be my only session of the day, so I might as well make it a long one. I chose Leidy and we headed back to the hotel. We drank a few cuba libres and headed to the bedroom. I asked her to shower with me and she said sure, then we negotiated a price for everything bb (50k) and got to work. She was a very sensual girl with a great sense of humor and we had a pretty good time all things considered. About an hour in her friend walked in our room fully clothed and I invited her to stay. She sat down on my bed smoking her cigarette and I told her to get naked or get out. She got out. Surprisingly, her friend being ‘finished’ didn’t rush my girl at all and she stayed the entire 3 hours, making the other girl wait outside watching tv.

Photo: Leidy - Kaliente 14

DAY 5

For my last day I headed over to Dr. Amor and finally saw a lineup of more than just a few girls. 8 girls were presented… but there were still more guys in the lounge than available girls. How odd. One of my friends was being fairly annoying and I decided to see what was going on at La Oficina. La Oficina presented 8 girls including Angela but I decided not to repeat and nothing else really did it for me. I considered trying Lo Maximo again but eventually just settled into some sightseeing and gift shopping for my final day, leaving my count at a measly 11 girls for the trip.

Oh well, there’s always next time!

By Roadglide on Saturday, January 22, 2011 - 11:32 pm:  Edit

I think your "La Oficina" girl is the best looking girl of all that you photographed and it seems she gave real good service. I hope you got her nam and number for your future visit.

Do you find that fucking in the altitude of Cali leaves you a little short of breath? I live on the coast and when I'm in Toluca Mexico the altitude slow's me down a little bit. The elevation there is just over 8400'

By Bootyman on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 01:41 am:  Edit

Great report. You provided alot of useful information. Thanks

By Cobra887 on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 05:19 am:  Edit

Cali is only 3300 ft....not a major issue....it can be hot though

By Infanticide on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 06:18 am:  Edit

Yeah no altitude in Cali and the weather wasn't too bad until my last day... the last day was around 90 degrees and brutal. Bogota is the city with the most altitude in Colombia, and even Medellin is higher up than Cali.

By Bigpoppa on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 08:18 am:  Edit

Nice report. Stepahnie is my favorite. You seemed to cover a lot of ground and had lots of excitement, espcially with the charging cops, that had to be scary.

The prices all seemed higher than MDE but not too bad. The only deterrent to going would be your repeated reports of more customers than girls.

By Infanticide on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 09:31 am:  Edit

Only Doctor Amor had the customers just lounging around waiting creepily, the other places really didn't. I found that the night places were way cheaper than Medellin prices and the day places were basically the same price, not to mention the additional attraction of live sex shows at night which, to the best of my knowledge, don't exist in Medellin.

By Infanticide on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 09:33 am:  Edit

Another thing is that I didn't run into another gringo the entire trip outside of my hotel. In Medellin I've always encountered at least one or two per day.

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 12:45 pm:  Edit

Great TR, Infanticide! Very useful info...

By Sobe9ball on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 12:58 pm:  Edit

Cali can be fun with the right company and guide and if you know what you are doing. It is still a very primitive and rough city in comparison with Medellin and there is nothing even remotely close to walk and care free areas like a Parque LLeras has to offer. and No I wouldn't consider walking around a mall ChipeChape or even Granada even remotely close to a Parque Lleras type. Definitely NOT for the novice monger. I have felt threatened and seen murdered bodies in the streets in Cali, Never in Mde,,YET!

By Bedouin on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 07:54 pm:  Edit

I just want to be the first, if not the last, to compliment you on your stamina....it's not easy doing five a day...

By Infanticide on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 09:03 pm:  Edit

I don't know, Sobe, I consider myself a novice monger and I never really felt danger in Cali. I didn't have a guide either... I walked around during the day time just fine, I hoofed it from Doctor Amor back to my hotel a few times, and saw a few of the off the beaten path sights as well...

One question though, whats with the hatred for Michelin in Cali? Theres tons of graffiti trashing Michelin.

I'll post some touristy pictures if theres any interest in that?

By Popcorn on Sunday, January 23, 2011 - 09:42 pm:  Edit

Great report Inf, thanks for the info. Stephanie looks pretty good and she sounds like one of your better sessions. Now that you've experienced Cali, do you prefer it over MDE?

By Paulyvegas on Monday, January 24, 2011 - 06:02 am:  Edit

Nice report, Infanticide. I've never seen the non-photo stuff that you included. Really well laid out and thought out. Would love to get to Cali but my mongering--like the economy--is in downscale mode.

By Cubanut on Monday, January 24, 2011 - 06:08 pm:  Edit

Infanticide,

Excellent trip report. Sorry you had such a short time to be there. Running around town can wear a guy out. In all I believe there are about 70 MP's throughout the city. You hit many of the more frequented ones though.

I spent many trips in Cali and went to so many locations that they started to all get mixed in my head as to which were which and who I did where.

Anyway, one place that no longer exists is the Castle Cali. If it was still around, I would have steered you to stay there. Too bad it's gone because the proprietors were awesome and their staff spoke English and served as guides day or night if you needed.

Aah I remember like it was only yesterday enjoying the fruits of the Castle Cali.


Photo: Castle Cali


Cheers,


Cubanut

By Infanticide on Monday, January 24, 2011 - 08:40 pm:  Edit

Popcorn, I wouldn't say I prefer it, but I haven't been to Medellin in around 18 months and it seems to have gotten gringo-saturated in my absence, so Cali might be a more viable option for people that don't want to deal with gringos and the touts that prey on gringos.

Pauly, say it ain't so! I'm headed to AC for 2 weeks next month, I hope to follow in your footsteps!

Cubanut, Cali has tons of options and I know I didn't even scratch the surface. Thanks for the help and the advice though, I take your word as gospel when I go on these trips, you've never steered me the wrong way bro.

By Topfotog on Saturday, January 29, 2011 - 02:51 pm:  Edit

Thanks to the infant, for your informative TR. I was wondering how you came up with your list of places to visit to begin with. I have only heard of Dr Amor and the Calenas before.

Could you rank all the places you went to in order of available talent and value?

By Infanticide on Saturday, January 29, 2011 - 08:30 pm:  Edit

topfotog; I printed out the "Cali List" pdf from ISG, I contacted Cubanut and asked him to recommend some "must dos" in Cali, and I made myself a little cheat sheet of 10-15 places, most of which I ended up trying out at least once.

talent changes minute to minute, you never know when the next hottie will free up or show up, but the value was around the same everywhere, 40-50k for 30 mins inhouse, if you wanted to bring a casa chick back to your place they were asking 80k for an hour.

By Soprano on Wednesday, February 09, 2011 - 10:21 pm:  Edit

What is your opinion as to picking up talent from Mangos ?

By Infanticide on Thursday, February 10, 2011 - 06:42 am:  Edit

Soprano: Mangos is in Medellin, not Cali.

By Soprano on Thursday, February 10, 2011 - 10:13 am:  Edit

Your right. For some reason I forgot this thread was related to Cali. Never the less, is Mangos a place that one can pick up chicas when in Medellin ? How close it to the Mansion ?
Thanks.

By Hemp on Thursday, February 10, 2011 - 12:42 pm:  Edit

Sure anything is possible but I would say SLIM CHANCE! About 10 minutes by Taxi from Mansion. Lot's of beautiful Paisas but many with their dates/boyfriends. Great Club to go visit though and starts late 10-11 pm I think only Thur thru Sat nights? - Hemp

By Infanticide on Thursday, February 10, 2011 - 01:57 pm:  Edit

If you're an attractive, outgoing guy with great Spanish that knows how to dance, then you can probably pick up a chick at Mangos. It isn't frequented by prepagos that aren't brought in by their own dates, because its way too expensive for them (if they're spending their own money of course).

By Eyesright on Tuesday, May 17, 2011 - 12:29 pm:  Edit

Great report, Infanticide, thanks for all the details, headed down solo in two weeks, CANT WAIT! Staying at the Cali Plaza Hotel, heard it's girl friendly and situated right in the heart of all the action. Again thanks, for the all the must needed info.

EyesRight


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