I have travelled all over the planet like most mongers but I have never been to an adult rated resort. This was my first trip to Black Beards in the Dominican Republic. For you guys tuning in for bedroom details this will be a disappointment. For those looking for information, stay tuned.

I logged into Blackbeards for five days from Jan. 26 until Jan. 31. I planned to stay at the resort for a few days to get a feel for the real program and then head for Sosua for another three weeks.

I am one of those older, creaky mongers on his last tank of testosterone. A lifetime habit is hard to extinguish. When I read there were plenty of older players at the resort and they were accepted by the pay=4=play damsels I was sold on the idea.

I found it to be true. The younger gals were unfazed at my feebleness and seemed to overlook the creases and lines in my face. The only thing impressionable about me was my wallet and the way I treated the hostesses. One lovely told me it was nice the way she was treated. Most of the girls are in the business to support their children having been left alone to do so by their one time live in boyfriends. This situation is often referred to as a Domincan form of marriage.

In any event, when I had the hostesses' undivided attention (a standard contract was agreed to using the terms set down by Blackbeards), I would enquire as to the number of children she had and their ages and I usually sympathized with their situation. One girl told me it was nice and considerate of me. She told me of other mongers who did not say a word but straight for the big hammer.

Also during these conversations there were references to a fantasy situation. Yes, at my age and diminishing strenght and looks, the idea of a fantasy became "nice." I jumped in with both feet and a limp dick. I would tell the girl my fantasy was to be her man. So, as an overall result of my limited social interaction, I got a simulated boyfriend-girlfriend relationship which made me very happy. I also made sure my companion got her rocks off using some oral techniques I learned during my travels. The reactions I got were genuine. Usually after a climactic episode my partner would giggle and laugh at the situation exhibiting genuine happiness.

In other discussions I was told I looked "elegant." This could be just the standard b.s. or it could be true. Motivation has to come from somewhere.

There were two shifts of groups of girls with about 30 in each group. The first would start at 11 am and remain at the resort until 6 pm when the night shift would come on. The 6 pm crew would work until 2 am or if under contract, until the morning. At no time was there haggling involved and at no time was there any curtailment of alotted time. Fees were straight forward. 1500 pesos for short time ( 2 hrs or slightly more ) and 3000 for all night. The pricing was right on for the resort and the choices were easy to make.

I had a lot of fun dancing with the girls and one monger even offered me 200 pesos to get up on the little stage in the upstairs discotec and dance. So I opened my zipper and stuck a finger out through my pants and wrapped it around the vertical pole. All the girls (and guys) cheered me on for my brief stint in showbusiness. This was a professional appearance as I was paid for the performance.

When I was asked my name I always replied I was Pappy Chulo. The name eventually evolved into Pappy Chuleta (porkchop). If other questions were asked of me I would reply I was a lesbiano. Notice the last letter. The "o" ending refers to a male. Therefore a lesbiano would not exist. I would have to refer to myself as a lesbiana which is a lesbian, female. My joke was not picked up by many of the girls as they did not pay attention to the construction of the word "lesbiano." Some girls came up to be and confessed they were lesbians and one even introduced me to her girlfriend who also worked at the resort. This particular girl was quite the party girl but all of her activity was aimed at the females. She was good looking and I took her up on a short time contract. When I failed perform despite the re-arming of my feeble weapon, she sincerely asked me "why you no fucky fucky me?" She felt she was discrimated against. I did not explain that it was nature not nurture that caused the systems failure.

I bought into the least expensive room that was available for rent. Despite being the lowest cost accomodation, the room itself was nice enough. As many of the early reports pointed out, this was no five star hotel, but it was clean and the sheets were cleaned and new towels changed daily.

The shower, however was another story. It would not work until twenty minutes after being turned on. This is the length of time it took for the pressure to build up in order to provide the volume of water required for a shower. It started with a drip and eventually became something usuable but not enjoyable.

Sadly, the resorts claim to having no thefts from visitors is now incorrect. While having lunch in the resorts dining room, I heard a siren wail. I thought there were other mongers there with special alarms like I had that could be put on your luggage or on your door. If moved, a very, very loud wail would emerge. My alarms were yellow and I did not miss them until I unpacked in Sosua. I do not think it was one of the girls who took the alarm. I believe it was one of the staff. However, I have no proof. What I do know is the alarm I heard came from the area of where the girls changed to enter the "bikini contest".

So, do not let your guard down as I did and take the usual precautions despite the no-theft boast at the resort.

One other point. This one is in favour of Blackbeards. I stopped at the pharmacy outside of the resort to buy some viagra. I paid the equivalent of $9.00 American for each pill. They were of 20 miligram size. At the resort Blackbeard sells the same size and brand at 2 for $5.00. This is a bargain, so don't complain. I verified the high price for Viagra in Sousua and settled for sydafil (sp) the generic knockoff at a much lower price.

My overall rating for Blackbeards is good. I enjoyed myself and I would go back. If I am still alive next year, I will do exactly that.

Sounds like you had a great time, good for you. You remind me of a neighbor who told me 10 years back that he was certain to shed his mortal coil any day now. Funny, he told me the same old story yesterday. I do have a question regarding Blackbeard's. I was under the impression that it was an all inclusive resort. I guess when it comes to the ladies it's pay as you go? I have seen Adult Resorts that are truly all inclusive, including the gals. The one I remember was an Island Resort somewhere in the Caribbean. Maybe other members have first hand accounts.

Yes it's still in business, DR Nights Erotic Resort, all inclusive including the girls. Probably others as well. http://www.drnights.com/

VIKING RESORT was the famous all inclusive sex vacation, although their web site said you were expected to tip the girls in addition to the very high basic price. I do not know when it bit the dust or why.

www.charlisangels.com may be the new name of that outfit. they still import eastern european and russian hookers. prices are still outrageous.

Blackbeards is a resort that breaks up the costs. You pay for your room and your meals are extra based on a preprinted menu card. They have a restaurant just like any other and they will add everything to a tab if you wish. I however, am a pay-as-you go guy because I want to avoid any problems regarding the final bill...especially with my poor memory.
Yes I had an exceptional good time despite losing a few personal articles. My fault, should always be careful and check everything. As with regards to the girls, they are on their own contract and you pay them directly. Take one at a time or you will be solicited for a happy hour (two at a time at a special rate).

Dbonar,
You are my hero and role model for the future. Keep that dick swinging! Your post brings up some memories of good times at Blackbeards. I stayed there a couple of times in 2006 and 2007 but now, when I am in town, I rent a house right up the street from BBs and have breakfast there everyday and flirt with the chicas. By the way, BBs is in a gated community called Costambar and it is quite safe to walk all around the community - especially to the beach which is a 3-5 minute walk from BBs. Most of the girls that work at the stores and restaurants are on the program and will turn a trick when the rent is due or they need money for college. I think the domincanas are very hot, sexy and a lot of different types of beautiful.

Also, you can ask for Nelson(Haitian) or Frederico(white American) if you need Viagra or Cialis - these guys have a concession for beach chairs and you can get Vitiman C (20 mgs.) or V (100 mgs.) for about $2.50 a pill. There are also are a few guys like Reuben/David(a team) and Jose who know a lot of local girls and for a small fee about 200 pesos(less than 6 dollars)will hook you up with some attractive semi-pro talent. Jose and Reuben speak english well but I find that Jose is more reliable and has a better selection of girls(especially if you like the 18-24 year old range).