In the event you are looking for the best in Play and Pay we would highly recommend the Dominican Republic. You need to know where to go in order to extract the most pleasure from the least amount of dough.

First, you have to have a place to stay at a reasonable price and the highest quality for the dollar output. You could not do better than Hotel D'Piero. I stayed in an apartment with kitchen, dining area, living room, bedroom and an ensuite bathroom for $38.00 per night. However, there are a few problems.

For example, the name of the hotel is D'Piero. Notice the spelling. It is unusual in the English language to have such a spelling. Even after staying there for more than three weeks, I was spelling the hotel's name out as Dipiero which is incorrect. As a result you must spell the name of the hotel correctly as it is difficult to locate by internet.

Secondly, the hotel is just off the main street in a cul-de-sac and very close to the downtown. At the back of the D'Piero hotel is La Passion which is famous for its lovely girls and infamous for its prices (very high). Shortly before arriving at D'Piero's you see the Carribean Men's Club which advertises itself as a trip to heaven.

I did not partake of any of these offerings as I was very happily located within my apartment. If you go to their website, you find some interesting and unretouched photos. http://www.hotelpierososua.com/htmlenglish.html.

For this exceptionally good price (I checked every hotel location and listing against its price and its location and quality of habition), the apartment was cleaned EVERY DAY with fresh towels and linen. The staff was really friendly and there was absolutely no problem to bring in a guest of choice overnite or over the weekend. There is also a restaurant on site with good food and the grounds are well maintained and the pool with outdoor jacuzzi is free of debris as it is looked after daily. The owner is a great guy, Italian, who has been in the country for about 11 years. I can hardly wait until I have the opportunity to visit the place again. By the way, the water is hot for showering and just across the street there is a supermarket for any goodies you may want to bring home. This includes your choice of booze.

Included in the price is airport pickup and return. If you dislike hearing guys and girls laugh in the evening, then this is not the place for you.

Who says the talent in DR is sub-par?
http://latineuro.com/details.php?seeking=1&country=60&I3_x=11&I3_y=10&pageID=37#

Most of us who have been there as well as other places.

So how much do these girls cost, Johnnyroc? Yes, Elena rosa cespede is lovely.... and likely "available"

I have read on this board the Brazilians are supposed to be of slightly higher quality. I have come to the conclusion there are good looking women in every country and the opposite holds true, there are plenty of uglies around.

Slightly higher quality? The Dominican is a cesspool of talent compared to Rio or Sao Paulo. If you want cheap and black, Sosua is your spot. If you want better looking but fairly pricey for mediocre service, then Santo Domingo is your spot. Neither holds a candle to Brasil or Colombia or anywhere good.

I have seen and been with plenty of gorgeous , medium to dark skinned beauties in DR. I don't want white, blond girls with small breasts. I like stacked , dark hair and skin girls that are readily available in DR. The service i got was GFE as well as lots of fun.

Not having met Catacony ,I don't know how any guy cant find a dream girl in DR. It is different that Rio or columbia, but plenty of gems can be found with real good results if they like you and your a decent looking , personable guy. The money you would spend at Cancun or Luamo or any other termas for 1 day could easily get you a knockout OR 2 in DR for a weekend.

Cat, from the stories i have heard about you, you love to complain and bitch about everything. I spent 4 hours at a table at TA one evening with several board members and the entire topic was Catacony stories. We get it. You must have gotten rejected in DR or had your period, I don't know. But some of us like the women there, some don't.It is a destination for hobbying and the way the prices are in Rio, a more economic destination.
I still think your a blast, love your comments and hope to party with you someday

While in Sosua I saw some beautiful, well built blondes. Included in the mix are the blacks (negra) the carmel coloured types (morena) and of course the white domincanas (blancos). I have been to Colombia and I am familiar with the paisa's and I have been to Rio and I am familiar with the brazillians. All were beautiful, but for stature and nice legs, my vote goes to the Dominicanas.

I call it like I see it, for good or for bad. I posted pretty extensively on my DR trip 4 years ago, both here and ISOC, and my opinions were backed up by quite a few guys who had lived and worked in the DR over the years. Of course other disagreed, which is the point of these boards.

Feel free to pull up the old threads and read my comments that were made each day while I was there. They are my opinion of the DR based on my observations. As I've stated a million times over the years, I'm not one to dumpster dive for the "hidden gems" of the prostitution world. If you have to work, it's not a vacation. Are there good pulls in the DR? Sure, as in any country. Do you have to deal with dregs to find them? Do you have to deal with the 24-hour-a-day annoyance that is the Dominican itself? Yes, you do.

Dbonar

Why not nail your proof to the wall? Post some photos and current prices, then we can judge for ourselves...

I cant Compare the DR to Brazil but I will say the Girls and service in Sosua are exceptional by my standards.. Last time I was there I had a Fantastic time. A couple of the best things about the DR IMO is 1) the proximity to my point of departure ( 4 hour flight ) ..and 2) the choices that are available… The girls range from small and petite to Bahama Momma, type… Haitian black to Latin brown to European white, though the whiter girls aren’t out in any appreciable #s. 18 to late 30s and older…I like variety.. I am heading there next month with my wife and kids ( hard rock resort ) ..I hope they don’t mind if I disappear for a few hours…lol ( I’m serious )

Not only don't they mind, but I bet that Birdlips' wife & kids are ecstatic when he disappears.

Popcorn: I think I did post I paid $38.00 per night with all taxes in. This included an excellent breakfast with variety if you so selected it.
Pictures are available on the website I listed.
Great place.

No, proof to back your claim that the girls in the DR are so awesome. You're actual experiences, photos and prices you've paid, amount of time you spent with the ladies. Not what we can all access at numerous Escort Sites. If you browse Jaggerbowski's recent thread in Rio you'll know what I mean regarding Escort Site gals, they aren't "As Advertised". You're post isn't a TR at all, you come off looking like a shill for hotel D'Piero.

Popcorn: I do not know what you are looking for. I do not take photographs period. Did I stay with a lady? Yes she was from the campo and had a great set of knockers on her. I spent most of my time with her. If I appear to shill for the hotel its because it was the best deal I ever managed to get while on a trip. However, if you want me to tell you about Medellin and the pre-mansion days (when Bob had only an apartment) I can do that as well. Even at that I was paying $50.00 US without breakfast. I will be writing up my time in Sosua but from a different angle rather than the tired old how much I paid and how great it was. At my age, I am lucky to be alive let alone acting like Tarzan in the valley of putas. My adventure at the Classico disco will be posted, probably on Monday. Do I get receipts? No. But ask a specific question and you will get an answer in an honest manner...the truth as I see it.

No worries Dbonar, but pics always add value to any TR and validate you're experience. Have fun on your journey.

#1 We all have different tastes in ladies. There is obviously a different type of woman in each location. Some like the women in the DR and others dont.

#2 In any location, timing is everything. There are other mongers out there just like you who will swoop up the better looking ones very quickly. Lounging around that extra 15 minutes might be all it takes to miss the better looking ones. Then there is time of year. Some months are better then others to visit where there will be better looking women.

Hello from Panama... Jonnyroc, you would love Panama. Lots of "my girl friday" types of dark, hot body girls.

All the Brazil guys who post no reports and no pics of their travels can shut it. For all we know, all the girls look like Dr. J's girls. Being as that's all we have to go on...

Aside from the mongering, this city is first world. Kind of Miami meets Hong Kong...

The mongering is ok, but limited and slightly more expensive than what you'd find in CR or MDE...

The more I browse Dr. J's recent threads, the more I wonder if he's really in Rio. If that's the best one can do passing out $100.00 bills like chiclets, then that city has really taken a hit. Of course it could be he's been sampling a bit too much of the Argentine Malbec. Either way, he get's my nod for posting more photos in one report of the ugliest, high-milers I have ever seen.

Popcorn,

It's par for the course for J. All of his trip reports from every venue show the same disturbing pattern - overpaying by a lot for fairly old hookers. It's the combo that kills, but he seems very immune to any suggestions to do otherwise. It's pretty much a fetish with him, and there's enough of a market out there that these girls are in business in the first place.

It also answers the old question that tens of thousands of Rio mongers have asked over the years about the really, really old hookers who used to hang out at Terraco Atlantico and now at Balkony - who the hell is doing programs with them? Now you know. I guess the next question is: why?

Yeah, I suppose it's his tastes in women to some degree as I have viewed his other reports. I've done Rio a few times and my experience was always completely different. I hit a few of the Termas and kinda agree with him regarding the fuck factory syndrome even though their were plenty of hot raparigas. I met gals at the beach and did well even with the language barrier, snagged a number of cuties in their late teens and early twenties and don't remember spending over $100.00 USD on any of them. Hopefully I can manage those same metrics on my next visit.

What's funny is that in a termas, a garota may do a couple of programs a day, maybe 3-4 if it's a very lucky day. The escorts, particularly from the agencies, will do at least a half-dozen a day since they're making a lot less per program. So what's more of a fuck factory - the girls who are inside for 8 hours and do a couple-three guys each, or the girls who are running around on the street all day doing a half-dozen guys? I don't see a major difference, they're all just renting pussy.

One thing is for certain - in a termas you see exactly what you'll get before you make a decision. When you use agencies and independents and some bruiser shows up at your door instead of the hottie from the pictures - who doesn't exist - you can maybe squirm out of it, but of course you've wasted time on that route. Although, from the pics, I don't think J has ever turned down one.

Actually, if you really want to see exactly what you'll get before making your decision, you'll need to hop the Atlantic and head out to an FKK.

Yeah, yeah, I know . . . some of the girls strip at the termas, and in any case what you are looking at in a termas has not been photoshopped and usually, but not always, is in a skimpy outfit. So, on balance point well taken.

I would never consider a gal I hadn't laid eyes on or typically invested some time with, getting to know her to some measure. For me the Termas and Agency's are just too impersonal. Neither do I indulge in BJ bars or backroom encounters. The only time I do a ST is when I ask someone to leave early or the girl turns out to be a runner. No matter how good looking the gal is, if I don't enjoy spending time with her she won't hold my interest. If I've already paid her bar fine and her attitude takes a turn for the worse I'll cut her loose and take the hit, no problem. I don't do monkey fucking force marches where I'm disappointed if I didn't screw three or four gals in one day and I'm not opposed to spending a week or so with the same gal if we're having a great time. Others may find it odd but I don't pay a gal just for sex, I pay for her company. I want to enjoy the time I spend with someone whether were eating, drinking, dancing, shopping or fucking. Basically I want to enjoy the entire time I spend in a foreign land as I view it as a vacation, not just a sex trip.

Popcorn,
So what you are saying is that you actually like women and unlike a certain other poster you are not looking for just a sperm depository. Good for you.

As for the termas, I have found you can have the kind of experience you are looking for if you limit yourself to one girl per termas. If I hit it off with an agency girl I ask her to stay 4+ hours. In both cases the women really appreciate a guy who is not just looking to get off and often provide an experience the sperm depository guys only get to dream about.

I enjoy spending time with anyone who is fun to hang out with. Another benefit is if a pro is enjoying her time in my company, in and out of the sack, it may provide opportunities to see her again if I choose to do so and pay much less or nothing for the additional time. Most pros spend time with a guy just for the money. If they really enjoy a guys company, some will forgo the bar fine mentality they typically associate to spending time with a guy. In many cases I have paid one bar fine but spent multiple days with the gal and paid only the typical costs associated with normal entertainment, i.e. food, beverages or nightlife. No doubt other mongers have had similar experiences. Also, a number of my pulls are non-pros, I'm just hanging out with female friends and the sex is just one of the benefits. I've been going to SEA for years and have a number of these types of acquaintances who I'll visit and surely provide for some fun times without dropping tons of cash and finding new girls for future visits. I won't ever buy into the mentality that I need to pay for sex in all cases, it just ain't so. I certainly don't expect others to engage this model but I've found it works very well for me.

(Message edited by popcorn on February 26, 2011)

Popcorn, I think the BJ Bars in in BKK and Pattaya are the best thing...who cares if it is impersonal. When she gets on her knees and gives nice BBBJ until finish in month, for close to nothing, that is good stuff!!! In this case, i don't even care if she is a little on the ugly side if she gives a good BJ.

Now as far as Brazil, I like the termas, but not the agencies. The agency pictures are just too different using Photoshop then the real thing....in the termas you get what see.

As far as fuck factories...nobody should fool themselves - even those girls you meet on the beach, could be heavy duty providers at night. Even at Balcony Bar you got some hot girls doing multiple programs at night. If she is hot - regardless of where she is working - she will be in demand.

Getting a BJ in a public setting doesn't float my boat. To each his own. So by your logic all of the gals at the beach are at least part time hookers??? That's your opinion, not mine...

LM

For all I care if you can get a gal to swallow your load perched on top of the Eiffel Tower, go for it, I'd love to see the photos. If you're MO is Termas, BJ Bars or whatever good for you, have fun and enjoy. It's just not my thing. The last gal I shagged worked at a cell phone store, not dragged off a beach and I can guarantee you she wasn't a pro. Her name is Roselle and posted in my Quezon City TR. She's hot as hell IMHO and we spent three awesome days together. If you and others feel you don't want to deal with the time or effort (which admittedly can be some work) to strike gold with a non-pro, I completely understand but I've have no problem with it and works for me. We're not all shaped in the same mold, that's the beauty of this forum.

"So what you are saying is that you actually like women and unlike a certain other poster you are not looking for just a sperm depository."

So, Exectalent, what you are saying is that you actually don't have the balls to name who you are hurling your insults at?

The BJ bars I know are not public...you go into a little room or place with a sofa and a curtain. Nobody watches you!

As far as non-pros...I certainly don't have any problems meeting any and have. But, in Rio I can very easily tell pros from semi-pros, and from non-pros... I never said every girl on the beach are at least semi-pros, far from it! However, if she is too easy to approach or even takes the initiative, it would be very suspicious to me! Now, if you look like Brad Pitt maybe, but even then normal non-pro girls on the beach will generally not hop all over you.

I have quite a bit of experience going out...and have a very active nightlife, with both working and non-working girls and have seen it all. I have seen plenty of newbies come into a bar and start dating girls that I know for certain are pros...Now, with that being said I do like mixing it up - sometimes I like to monger and go for the sure thing, other times I like the challenge

When I went to the DR, the same thing - it is not exactly rocket science telling which is a pro and non-pro.

Now if you meet a girl in a shopping center, store, etc, it is certainly less likely she is also a working girl...but it happens!

“ now if you meet a girl in a shopping center, store, ect, it is certainly less likely she is also a working girl…but it happens “


Yup, LM seems to have fallen for his own “ but she’s not like the others” BS…

Lets think this through shall we… Now, generally speaking , you guys are talking about women in poor countries I assume.. Well, we all know women and shopping isn’t exactly an isolated phenomenon found only in cash rich industrialized countries.. No sir…Its universal…. Now since Prostitutes likely make much much more than the average women in these poor countries, they are likely to be shopping more often than the Non prostitutes.. Considering this, I’d say it is MORE likely than not that the bitch you pick up in any venue associated with the spending of money, is, at least to some degree, a whore …

(Message edited by birdlips on February 27, 2011)

I was just thinking about the "getting the blowjob on the beach" comment. I have to laugh at the site of some guy 40+ with a gut getting a blow job on the beach. Either laugh or throw up.

Come on guys, lets keep it out of the public eye in these mongering destinations. Do I want to see your fat hairy ass on the beach banging some chick? One word. NO!

Birdie, you aren't paying attention once again. If you would have just taken a moment to review the gal I referenced you would know she wasn't shopping but an employee in the cell phone store. So, since your wife undoubtedly shops, we can all safely assume she's a whore as well? And you wonder why you've become the laughing stock of this forum...

Whenever birdlips and portege are commenting in the same thread - and both 100% ass backwards wrong as usual - it's time to end the thread.

Popcorn,



I was addressing LMs analogy.. Not yours.. if you don’t mind my saying so, its >YOU who isn’t paying attention…not me <

In your scenario I would say it’s a fair bet she wasn’t whore but then again, plenty of whores in these third world countries work legitimate jobs so….

“ since your wife undoubtedly shops, we can all safety assume she’s a whore as well? “… Again you weren’t paying attention.. I clearly excluded women shopping in cash rich Industrialized countries..

“ and you wonder why you’ve become the laughing stock of this forum “.. well, you know, its hard for some to go against the grain and say what they really think like I do.. Deep thinkers like myself tend to be isolated and laughed at often.. Albert Einstein was laughed at and considered crazy when he initially introduced his theory of relativity. Over time those that doubted him began to realize he was right… I suspect the same thing will happen here…

Hunterman,
The girls on this site are basically looking for a husband. depending on your intentions, i am sure they can be had for a price.They are all basically hookeretes. More than likely you will have to romance them a little. They will come stay with you, party with you and then its up to you what to do with them. My friend hooked up with a couple in Santo Domingo with very good results from this site.

Cat,
Just because you don't like DR doesnt mean it sucks.We all have different tastes and wants. Some guys get intimidated by very sexy, beautiful women and prefer to have something less hot so they feel more in control. Some guys feel they have to buy a girl an apartment, some guys wear pink shirts and go for Miss September. Its all good. Just have fun and dont get ripped off.

http://latineuro.com/details.php?seeking=1&country=60&I3_x=14&I3_y=13&pageID=38#
another winner!

Birdbrain writes: "Deep thinkers like myself tend to be isolated and laughed at often. Albert Einstein was laughed at and considered crazy . . ."

It doesn't take an Einstein to appreciate how laughable that statement is. But unfortunately for the rest of us, it isn't the first time a self-delusional fool posted substantial amounts of garbage on this site.

Actually, I think this one is even nicer...

http://latineuro.com/details.php?findByCode=DO4784&xtr=60#

There are definitely some gems. But the site is charging rip-off prices for ads of unknown vintage. On FilipinaCupid, some of the sexiest girls were last on the site months ago, i.e., they're no longer active or responding.

I'd probably pay $30 or so for DominicanCupid.com and at least know if the girls were active if I wanted to go that kind of route.

She is definatly a winner Hunterman.

Wow, some nice girls on that site....but the prices are indeed crazy! Pay per contact sucks!

Not sure, however, it is worth the effort to line anything up in advance for Sousa anyway. There is plenty of play available at a low cost.

I agree, no need to pre book, just go to a cantina and start swinging!

Laguy

“ Over time those that doubted him began to realize he was right … I suspect the same thing will happen here “

Since you aren’t the brightest bulb in the lot, I’ll give you more time…

I'm very familar with the LatinEuro site. I utilized it before I became a member of Club Hombre and got indocrinated by the first class, hard core mongers that are the denizens of this Board. LatinEuro offered a mixed bag experience that I ulimately determined was too costly,time consuming, economically inefficent and unnecessary. I don't want this to be a lengthy post since I'm at work right now so I'll break it down like this :

1. cost is factor ($49 for 20 addresses with no guaranteed responses). My modus operandi was to "bcc" a form letter and attach a couple of photos and I got about a 40% response rate but YMMV.
2. most of the girls don't speak english so unless you're fairly fluent in their language you'd have to utilize a translator which can be costly. Then the girls expect you to keep up the communication with phone calls or e-mails(oh, and could you bring a gift when you come?).
3. Looks - there are thousands of girls on the site with varying degrees of attractiveness so it takes time to look through the photos - which can be a joy or a hassle depending on your view point. Unlike the worst of the escort services experience, the photos are not wildly disparate but definitely flattering to the girls looks. Whatever body part a girl conceals is normally the worst feature!

4. I've met over a dozen girls in the DR from this site and, without exception, fucked them all on the first night and enjoyed absolutely hot, GFEs. But then, I had to deal with the emotional bullshit when I dumped them.

Well that's my experience. As a newbie, it helped me out because there was guaranteed booty and all the pre-communication (though draining) help me with my language skills and helped me monger better on my own - where I ultimately found out it was more satisfying and simpler to go to the DR and search them out on your own - just trust what your eyes see and straight out pay for play where I still had a high percentage of GFEs without the emotional bullshit of relationship expectations.
I treat them respectfully, have an enjoyable time and entertain and amuse them well and then bang the shit out of them. I am occasionally offered freebies but tactfully insist on giving them a gift of money just to keep the roles clear. On one occasion this girl refused the money - so I insisted that she pay me! The poor girl offered me 150 pesos(roughly $4) for my man-whoring - and having long ago surrendered any pretense of pride and honorable conduct by becoming a member of this Board, I accepted the money. Hi Ho, Hi Ho - its off to work I go.

The pre-communication are indeed draining and are just plain a pain in the ass. I also hate all the time wasted on Messenger. Just better to visit there without all the pre-work.... Tried the cupid.com series and other sites, but lost patience with them pretty quickly

If you were a newbie, and had only 4 days, would you recommend the DR or Costa Rica?

Costa Rica sucks, but it's easier than the Dominican, which also sucks.

Ok...what doesn't suck?

If you're a newbie then you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference, so I wouldn't worry about it. But as far as not sucking, that would be Brasil and Colombia and maybe still Argentina, at least in this hemisphere. And parts of Canada as well.

Cuba doesnt suck and its in this hemisphere. I hear a lot of guys love Sosua and there seems to be no shortage of cute black chicas. Never been there so dunno.

I'm sure Brazil is all that, but it's limited to the the well coined these days. Colombia and Cuba are very nice, at a fraction of the tab.

Get your feet wet in CR and the DR. I love the DR beaches and there is always a lot of worth while chicas to bang. Still very economical and a short flight from the U.S.

A newbie going to Cuba? Not a good plan. Sosua appeals primarily to the budget conscious or those who prefer black girls.

Brasil is expensive these days, but still the best service.

This discussion raises an interesting question: what location in the western hemisphere would you recommend for a total newbie making his first mongering trip? Let's just assume Brazil is off the table due to costs.

Mexico? Canada? CR? DR? Panama? Cuba? Colombia? Elsewhere?

What do you think? I'll pose this on the Homebase, rather than further hijacking this thread.

I"m not the typical newbie, my first mongering trip was Havana...

That being said, CR is easy, Colombia if it's done at the "gringo compound", Panama as well. If you don't like Latin Girls, Montreal...

im a newbie and i go to cuba

Newbie my eye....

Brazil air fares are ridiculous now. I was paying between $550 and $750 for years. This year? More than $1200 for a multi-stop run and $1500 for nonstop. I love Brazil, Brazilian women, and made more than 20 trips. Once I lived there 5 months, and two other times, 3 months each. For my money, Brasileiras are the sexiest, hottest girls. I love morenas with well defined tan lines, and the asses are over the top.

But this December, I'm seriously considering a trip to DR while my Brazilian wife goes to Brazil. I love Colombia too, been there many times, and lived there 2 months as well. But I should experience the DR once. Right?

Right?

I think DR is a good place to monger. Its got everything a monger can use in his favor. Cheap hotels and resorts, poverty,horney women looking for gringos, cheap flights, beaches, etc. I have been there twice and always had a blast. DR is a different and much cheaper alternative to Rio. Just stay away from Miss September.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsfYaudWyxw&feature=related

Jonesie will like this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLK3_br0R3Y&feature=related

I agree with Johnnyroc. If you like Mulattas, the DR is a worthwhile trip. Reasonable prices and easy access from the Eastern third of the U.S. No it's not Rio, but if you're already been to Rio 20 times, it's nice to mix things up.

DR is no Rio - not even close - but if you go there with low expectations then you will be fine. Also, a weekend is more then enough. Plenty of girls, but even so many look like Brazilian girls their service levels are far from it. Now, with that being said I have been there 3 times myself and had a good time each time. It is very laid back - at least in Sosua, inexpensive, and very much has that Latin Caribbean feel. Nice relaxing way to spend a weekend. From Miami only about a 1 1/2 flight and you can find deals for around $200.00.

I did get very lucky the first couple of times and had awesome girls, but also got a dud runner. But was happy either way. Veged out at the pool, beach, spend the afternoon and early evening in Carbarette (which by the way is very nice with the beach facing restaurants and nice nightclub). Hit up happy hour spots, ate cheap....listen to plenty of merengue (which seems to be the only music Dominican's seem to like, but it also easy to dance compared to Salsa).

Not sure I can recommend it 100% from a monger perspective, but with all else mixed it in it is a fun weekend hang-out.

LM
On my recent visits, Bachata has been more prevalent than Merengue (thankfully since I love Bachata but can only take so much Merengue).

Also agree that Cabarette is a great little beach area to hang out.

$200 1.5 hour flights from Miami? If I lived there, I'd be doing alot of 3-day weekends in Sosua.

Aye, Bachata and Merengue..after awhile it all sounds the same to me :-)

Yeah, the reason I went there 3 times was the low cost factor and I am planning on going back soon. Right after I posted this recent reply, I checked AA and unfortunately no deals to POP and now the prices have doubled since I last went (to $400). Still not bad, leave at noon get there at 2:00 - with ground time. Easy trip!

Since I like drinking, music, beach, etc, just as much as I like mongering it is easy for me to have a good time.

If someone only likes to monger, however, not sure if they would be entirely happy in Sousa.