Today, Jonesie and I embarked on a fantastic voyage to Cuba that started off great; Jonesie got us moved up to first class thanks to his airline buddies.

When we arrived in Havana, the customs official forced me to buy health insurance at the travel desk for 15 CUC (the first time I’ve been hit up for that), and after I got through that mess, I was “randomly” selected for a secondary screening which had my agent perplexed by the amount of stamps in my passport.

After going through my bags, he apologized for giving me a hard time: “Desculpeme senor, bienvenidos a Cuba” and let me go.

We headed over to the apartment; Casa Alberto which is a stone’s throw from the Cohiba hotel, literally, and checked in. It’s on the 15th floor overlooking the Malecon, the bathroom is ultramodern, every room has a safe, and there’s a beautiful indoor balcony/patio area to sit and hang out on… and my room had a giant Bob Marley poster. This apartment is great!

Soon after our arrival, world traveler Medellin Bob showed up; Jonesie casually invited him to crash in the other room in the apartment, and a few days before we showed up he checked in! I swear this guy is following me around, first AC, now Havana. The world gets smaller every day.

Now with Jaguar discovering Colombia I fully expect to randomly bump into Jaguar one day on the streets of Medellin or Cali puffing one of his huge cigars.

I showered off the laborious sweat of a large man that got through customs in Havana’s sweatbox airport, and did some grocery shopping. It was around 7pm at this point and Jonesie pulled out his phone and called a few girls from it. One of them called back and he invited her over for me. Jonesie had never fucked this girl, but one of his friends had and said she had a great ass.

Maria Antonia showed up at around 7:30 looking tall, slim and naughty. She asked me where Jonesie was and I told her she was here for me. “Oh really,” she said, “vamos!” Ah, Cuba. We made out for a bit then she asked me for money. I told her I’d give her 40 if she let me hold her phone, and she demanded more, so we agreed on 60, which was probably 10 more than I should have paid her, but fuck it, I’m on vacation. I gave her the cash and put her phone in my safe.

In Cuba, a phone with a working sim card is worth a minimum of 200 CUC, so as long as you have her phone under lock and key, you don’t really have to worry about her going anywhere.

We fooled around a little more and she demanded to blow me, so I reluctantly let her get to work. She pulled out a condom and I told her that I don’t pay for condom blowjobs. She asked why and I repeated that I don’t pay for condom blowjobs. She shrugged and put the condom down.

I asked her to lick my balls and she did, but she wasn’t incredibly good at it. She blew me for a while with a light technique, I prefer a more rowdy approach, but whenever I told her to go faster it didn’t really help.

Eventually the condom came out (she actually brought her own), and she wasn’t too fond of this particular brand of Cuban condom I guess, because she kept tugging at it strangely until I finally asked her if she wanted to use one of mine.

She looked ecstatic as I pulled out a Beyond Seven and we got to work. For such a skinny chick she had an amazing ass with just the right amount of meat and she loved having her ass smacked. After a few positions I finished in reverse cowgirl and she quickly got dressed without washing up at all.

I only mention this because as soon as she left my room Jonesie grabbed her and took her into his room, where they stayed for around 20 minutes.

On her way in he asked me how much I paid and I said 60, and I told her look, I’m twice his size, he should only be paying 30. I’m not sure what they did in the room for 20 minutes, but Jonesie told me that “nothing much” happened.

Photos: Maria 04 05 06 07

Jonesie posted a picture of her in one of his other reports as a girl one of his friends had done, she looked a little better in the other pics I think.

Yo man, that chick is a stunner. Better than anything I saw a year ago in Medellin. Love the tattoo and that belly...congrats.

So price-wise, compared to Medellin (I spend $200 a day) are we talking more or less expensive? How about performance--icy or GFE?

It's not legal, right? So how the fuck, exactly, do you handle that?

I think Cuba is a little more expensive but every girl is super GFE. The thing is that 90% of the girls you'll meet just going about their business on a day to day basis will be willing to join you for a quickie for 30-50 CUC.

The legal issue isn't a problem for you, the monger. Tourists in Cuba are treated like royalty, if the cops enter the picture, its just to shake down the girls, they never bother us. Never.

If you stuck to only street girls and limited yourself to like, 2-3 a day you could do $200 a day. If you're going to the clubs too its going to be more expensive, maybe $250-$300 a day.

You'll never find a frigid girl in Cuba. At a bare minimum all will give you dfk and bbbj. That's never an issue. And the performance is always great.

She is super cute. Great pull.