The next day we woke up at around 1 and planned the day out, we were going to head over to La Cecelia for the matinee, pull some ass from there, get dinner, then hit up Salon Rojo at night. I headed over to the Cohiba to go online for a bit, then got home and hung out on the balcony for a bit.

Jonesie and I were looking out off the balcony and we spotted two seemingly cute chicks walking outside next to our building. Jonesie yelled out the window for them to come up and they motioned for us to come down. Jonesie yelled out “15th floor!” and a few minutes later they were up by the elevator bank of our apartment.

During the wait, Jonesie had headed up one flight with MB to introduce him to another casa owner. I waited for our girlfriends to make it up the slow elevators.

When they arrived, they actually took the elevator to the 14th floor and then walked up the stairs. One was definitely doable and the other was definitely not. I told them we were heading up one flight to talk to my friend from the window. While we waited for the elevator the ugly one commented on how I was checking out the cute one, and I wholeheartedly admitted it.

We arrived upstairs, and Jonesie offered to play rock paper scissors with me for the cute one. I laughed and said lets go to La Cecelia. Jonesie told the doable one to come to our apartment at around 8:30.

With that out of the way, we headed over to La Cecelia. Of course La Cecelia was closed, no matinee today, and none of us brought PMM’s number with us to see where their matinee was that day, so we started back to the hotel when Jonesie decided to stop by a friends house. We dropped him off and MB and I headed over to El Ajibe for an early dinner.

I asked MB to text this deaf chick he introduced me to at La Cecelia, and he did but she didn’t answer until way later… her phone was out of minutes and she needed to find an interpreter to call MB for her on a landline, haha.

We headed back to the apartment and on our way in those same two girls that came up to our apartment after being catcalled from the window were sitting outside our building.

I called over the cute one and her friend came over with her. I said no, not both, just the cute one. She came over and I told her that I was interested in her company but that MB doesn’t like girls and wasn’t interested in her friend. She gave MB a series of dirty looks, and I asked her if she’s coming with me or not and she just turned back around and went to sit with her friend. Oddly enough.

MB and I went upstairs and Jonesie wasn’t back yet. I called him up and told him to get out the little black book out for me and invite a girl over. He said he was on his way back to the apartment and not to worry about it. I told him that the girl from earlier was still camped out by our building and he laughed. MB went to take a nap and Jonesie arrived shortly thereafter.

He said that on his way in he saw the same girls downstairs and asked the cute one up and she shrugged. Jonesie called a girl over for me and he called Maria who I had fucked the first day over for himself. About 45 minutes later the doorbell rings and we assume it’s the girl for me. Lo and behold, the girl from downstairs shows up, and she changed into an even sluttier outfit!

Jonesie grabbed her and started off to his room while she threw me dirty looks. The girl Jonesie called for me never showed up, apparently she called him while he was taking the street girl to pound town and he missed the call. By this time it was already after 9PM so I just rested up for a bit in preparation for the last night on the town.

At around 11 we headed over to the Hotel Nacional for some drinks and then walked over to Salon Rojo. The cover was 10 CUC for some unknown reason, and the ratio was great, a lot of girls and not too many foreigners. We got a table in the back and for some reason the girls kept inviting themselves over to talk to me, and the ones that did weren’t the ones that I was necessarily interested in.

Finally a mulatta sat down that looked pretty good and she was promising me the moon and the sky. She told me I could fuck her twice, she told me I could fuck her ass, then she reconfirmed the ass part on three separate occasions, she kept telling me what a great kisser/lover she was and how much she wanted to be with me, blah blah blah. I dismissed her and told her maybe later.

I interviewed a half dozen other girls and just wasn’t seeing anything. I mean, it might be because apparently I need to get my eyes checked, or it might be because I’m too picky; but you guys have seen my reports, I’m not that picky!

Eventually, the mulatta returned to me, stuck my hand in her pants and told me that she wanted to go only with me. We made terms, 2 loads and anal for 100 CUC. I agreed to the 100 only because of the anal, because I had never fucked a chick in Cuba in the ass, and why argue over a few CUC on my last night, right? I made it clear to her that I only pay at the end, and told her that MB taught me all about “La Mecanica.” She laughed and said okay.

On our way out, she asked me if I had any condoms, and I said “why, are you sick?” She laughed and said no, and off we went (separate cabs).

I left Rojo and a cab driver tout approached me, promising an official cab, I told him where I was going and he said 10 CUC. I told him that I was paying 5 CUC and that 5 was more than fair. He said 8. I said 5. He said 7. I said 5. He said that he wouldn’t take me for 5. I said okay, who wants 5 CUC to Galeria Paseo? Maybe 4 of them ran up to me, and I went with the first guy.

I met my mulatta back at the apartment, her name was Yudy and she was 22. We got to the room and started fooling around. She had this really annoying habit of saying what she was about to do before she would do it. “I’m going to kiss you now, I’m going to suck your dick now. I love to suck dick, I’m going to swallow your leche, etc.” Once or twice its cute, but it got really annoying. Whenever she’d ask me what I wanted next, I’d always tell her to just shut the fuck up, but yeah, that never seemed to work.

After a long blowjob with some great ball licking and way too much chatter mixed in, she asked me if I had any condoms. I said no. She started talking a mile a minute saying how I said back at the club that I did. I was like uh, you asked me if I had condoms, and I asked you if you were sick, how is that saying that I had some. She tells me that it isn’t a problem, I’d just cum in her mouth and that’s it. I said nah, I’m not paying you for a blowjob, I wanna fuck you in the ass.

She said that I couldn’t fuck her in the ass without a condom, and wanted to ask Jonesie for one. Since Jonesie sent his girl the other day to knock on my door for a condom, I figured I’d get some retribution on him. I allowed her to knock on his door and of course he said he didn’t have any. I was pretty sure this one wasn’t going to let me bareback her, but it was fun playing the “La Mecanica” game with her for another 10 minutes before I went into one of my bags and pulled a few condoms out.

Relieved, she started blowing me again, and I told her I wanted her ass. She said okay and put the cover on. I turned her around on all fours and spread her ass cheeks open. She looked very much like an anal virgin… This didn’t look good for me. She pushed me down on the bed and mounted me with her vag. I told her that I didn’t want to fuck her pussy, I wanted her culo.

She begged me to fuck her straight first so she could get off, and I said okay whatever. She mounted me and was jumping up and down with vigor, trying her hardest to get me to blow my load, while I just smiled and said baby, I’m not going to finish in your pussy. I want your ass.

She said okay, and I turned her around. She asked me if this was going to work, and I was like uhh yeah. So I spit on her ass a little bit, and try to get a pinky in, and it just won’t go. I try to ease my penis in and it won’t go either, and I was pretty damn hard at this point. I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her back while pushing forward and got the tip in her ass JUST a little bit when she started screaming AHHHHHH ME DUELE ME DUELE ME DUELE AHHHHHH and jumping around the room.

Here’s a girl that promised me her ass on 3 separate occasions, came back to the room and agreed to it again, and it was clear as fucking day that she had never in her life had a dick in her ass. I asked her if she had ever had anal sex before and she said no. I asked her why she agreed to it with me and she said she wanted to try it out. Gah.

We fucked conventionally for awhile and a I shot my load. Yudy got up and said okay, I’m gonna go now, its late. I said alright, well you promised me two services and your ass, you gave me one service and no culo, how much do I owe you? She said 100.

I said 100 was the deal for 2 services and your ass, you gave me one service and your culo, how much do I owe you? She repeated 100. We went back and forth like this for around 5 minutes, when I finally said you know, you could be arguing with me like this for an hour, or you can be blowing me right now and I can be feeding you my leche within 30 minutes. She thought about it for maybe 15 seconds, and started blowing me. Round two was spirited and extremely fun.

The thing about Cuban women is, regardless of how much you argue with them about anything, or how bad you think its going to be after you react a certain way or she reacts a certain way, when the sex starts, its pretty much always spectacular. They don’t hold grudges like that.

I took a few clothed pictures of her (while she was protesting heavily), but she did have a great body, Jonesie can attest to that… and so ended my latest Cuban adventure.

Photos: Yudy - Salon Rojo 19 20 21 22 23 24

Never heard the term "La Mecanica" from Jonesie. What kind of slang is it?

Blazers, one of Jonesie's old reports goes into detail about 'La Mecanica.' Its cuban slang for grifting basically... Jinatero shit.

"She said okay, and I turned her around. She asked me if this was going to work, and I was like uhh yeah. So I spit on her ass a little bit, and try to get a pinky in, and it just won’t go. I try to ease my penis in and it won’t go either, and I was pretty damn hard at this point. I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her back while pushing forward and got the tip in her ass JUST a little bit when she started screaming AHHHHHH ME DUELE ME DUELE ME DUELE AHHHHHH and jumping around the room."

Gentlemen, this is why I strongly suggest carrying a little thing I like to call...Xanax ;) practically all women love it, and it totally loosends em up... If anyone needs any, or any pharmaceuticals you can go through one of my pharmacies..PM me and I'll give you the websites...

(not touting just helping).....(Laguy...)

Infaticide,

I like your writing on this thread, got a few laughs and sounds like you had a great time...

"We fucked conventionally for awhile and a I shot my load. Yudy got up and said okay, I’m gonna go now, its late. I said alright, well you promised me two services and your ass, you gave me one service and no culo, how much do I owe you? She said 100. "

Lol..hilarious...Im sure you knew the answer before you asked..;)

I like a good argue before sex (in between loads..)...if you keep it with in the right parameters..it adds to the intensity

This girl looks tiny..how tall was she..?

J666

She definitely wasn't tiny, probably 5'7 or 5'8. I'm 5'11 and she was close to my height with her heels on.

The problem with Xanax is that I'm pretty sure chicks in Cuba wouldn't touch a random pill that a foreigner is feeding her.

Actually, my premature ejaculator girl was telling me how much she loves cocaine, so who really knows.

I did have a great trip! My next trip will be Medellin for labor day weekend, I was considering going back to Havana but I'd rather not deal with a massive hurricane possibility...

www.buyhsntramadol.com

I missed one of the earlier posts so am therefore withdrawing my comments posted earlier here. Still not real happy though about recommending juicing up the girls with Xanax and then giving one's personal website as a place to purchase Xanax.

I draw the line at alcohol. So, 666, perhaps you would be better off with an online liquor store (however, not in Washington State where it would be illegal, although I doubt Washington State (or DEA) would be real happy with your pharmacy either).


(Message edited by LAguy on June 22, 2011)

(Message edited by LAguy on June 22, 2011)

Well of course the consumption of the Xanax would have to be voluntary...drugging women without their knowledge is so ...2007..;)

In terms of the pharmacy, everything is totally regulated and passes through licensed physicians and pharmacies ...and each prescription has a DEA code on it..so for anyone that was curious about that..rest assured you're acting within the accordance of the law...and stuff..

J666