1. Introduction

I have been quietly scrounging and scavenging through this forum for all the information I could get on Cuba in order to plan my maiden monger trip. My research on this board clearly paid off -thanks to veteran Jonese and all the other seasoned mongers; It is true, Cuba is not very accessible and it is not that cheap. During the summer the 85 degree- plus-heat can be unbearable and after a while Havana can be overwhelming.
To truly enjoy the experience one needs some basic Spanish...and if one does not plan their day properly one could easily face a long long day (until 11pm) of stiff boredom. BUT against all these odds the trip was clearly worth it, the 5 days were definitely the best I have ever had in recent memory!!

Day 1

I jetted into La Habana airport on a Tuesday (mid July 2010) around noon from Canada. I breezed through Customs - it was a non event. Suddenly I found myself salivating at all those beautiful Cubanas milling around in their uniforms within the Customs area and I knew at once that the trip was going to be a blast. I changed a few Euros to CUCs and quickly made my way out of the airport area.

I took a cab to the Casa where the landlady was anxiously waiting for me. I think there is a set fee from the airport to the different areas, can't just remember the exact amount I paid for the cab. On my way to the Casa I was taken aback by the crumbling infrastructure, and in a way I could not help but feel sad. Cuba is a beautiful country with man-made issues, but let's put politics and ideologies aside-shall we.

The landlady showed me to my apartment...this was in Vedado. She was a nice MILF no older than 50 and I was not sure if she was fair game or not... Señor Jonese's reports are silent on whether mongers should also go after doable landladies...I seriously thought about it for a while, but why taking such a stupid risk.. She gave me a 101 about chicas in Cuba, how they are only after foreigners' plata, the various tricks they use to squeeze the moola out of the willing gringos, the range of prices that are reasonable, I mean, all the works! She also gave me a mini run- down on the restaurants, points of key interests, night clubs to go to and when.

When all was done, I jumped into the shower, and immediately wanted to orient myself with my surroundings. So off I went to the seafront at the Malecon, lackadaisically checking out talent. There was abundant talent, but I continued with my stroll, here and there chicas clearly signaling their interest. I carefully walked back to the Casa, but by now the heat was unbearable. Bought some supplies and went for an early dinner.

At 11pm I headed out to Salon Rojo.The place was jam packed, there were chicas everywhere, the ratio was like 5:1 in favor of the hombres. Before I could even sit down two mulattas had already introduced and offered themselves to mwa. But I was still orienting myself, so I calmly declined. But then I was like a flower, the bees kept coming it was exciting. Ok I'm new to this mongering scene, but this was a paradise dream, where I was a king, and my subjects waiting to be devoured.

Then, out of the blue, this 19 year old came right at me, we exchanged a few pleasantries and she were kissing passionately right there! Ok, something had to give, so I succumbed to her charms and agreed to the high end figure of 80CUC that my landlady had advised. But I made one blunder, her friend tagged along, which did not sit well with the Casa owner at all. She confronted the amiga and after a mini shouting duel at 1000 words per minute each, she had to bugger off, disappointed. I clearly lost in that deal, because I had to pay for her cab and her chulo's cut to calm the waters at that time of the night.

When we got into the Casa the 19 year old did not disappoint,I realized it had been a while since I had savored such porn-like performance. I later paid her 80 plus cab fare and retired for the morning with a very big contented smile. Whew..what a day!

Day 2.

I had to do the normal tourist stuff after my 5CUC breakfast. Sorry a random side bar -issue ... As I was finishing off my breakfast the maid at that Casa came to greet me, we talked for a while and before I knew it she was asking for besos and was all over me. She was no looker and way older than me, so I passed, but she bothered me until the last day. In hindsight I should have!

So I walked to the seafront again, then to the museums in Old Havana, walked through a few streets and then to the shopping mall. Talent was everywhere, I chatted to a few chicas and one thing I enjoyed was the chicas were very friendly. I then took a bus to the beach, enjoyed the action at the beach for a while but then it started to be unbearably hot. I left the beach and back to the Casa and took a long nap.

I woke up around 7pm, very disoriented, turned on the TV and turned it off again very quickly. The tV was too small and the images were very showery. I took a bath and went for dinner.

After dinner, I met this random fella who probably lied that he taught english at some school. His English was however very good, but I did not quite care, he said he knew of a club where there was salsa dancing that night. I'm sorry I cannot remember the name of the club, we got there, paid the mandatory 5CUC bribe each, sat down and started having mojitos. It was still early, but then the models started to arrive. I was in awe, and after a while, the salsa dancing started. I enjoy watching this dance, but personally I'm stiff, I dance awkwardly and I always draw laughter from onlookers. However, who cared and I was on vacation, so I danced a little but at the back of my mind I wanted the rowdy environment at the Salon. So I suddenly announced my departure to the disappointment of the team that I was with.

When I got to the Salon, the ratios were as the previous day, the girls were beautiful and young and the atmosphere clearly vibrant. Shirt tagging was incessant and each time I turned around I was greeted by smiles, from blondes, mulatas, etc, It was just surreal. I got a few girls' numbers for tomorrow's subsistence, having learnt my lesson of poorly planning my day the previous day.

At the corner of the club I saw this chic, rather reserved and pretending to mind her own business. She was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen all my life! I made a bee line to her, and after a few pleasantries she morphed into this big bubble of positive energy. We hit it off immediately, we danced, drank and kissed. She wanted 100 but my landlady told me the maximum was 80, so she had to come down.

We shared a cab and went to the Casa. I think because of the positive chemistry between us, the session was chart topping. She did everything, but she insisted we had to finish off in the reverse cow girl position and what a rush! She asked whether she could sleep over, but I declined because I normally need my space and am very grumpy in the morning. She then asked to go with me to the Casa de la Musica the following night and I agreed...

Day 3

After the usual tourist stuff, going to the cemetery, visiting the university, etc, I was again very tired from the heat. I went back to the Casa, played a few games on my laptop, read a book, bathed, slept a little and called one of the chicas I had met at the Salon. She was at some nondescript part of town and she said it will take her a while to get to the Casa. I therefore cancelled that cita and went for an early dinner again at some Italian restaurant.

The food was decent, but clearly not great. I also had a couple of mojitos -which were pretty good. Business was rather slow at the restaurant, so I started to chat to one of the meseras. Then that chic from yesterday phoned to confirm our date and I said ok. She was coming from some remote place that I cannot remember now.

At 10pm she arrived and we headed off to the Casa de la Musica. The place was still closed but there were lots of people outside already. Some girls were talking me up despite my 'date' by my side. Some chic wanted 5CUC so she can leave for home so I gave it to her, she thanked me and left.

When we finally got in, the talent was again amazing. The dancing was electric and the live band knew how to work the crowd. My date had her cool demeanor as usual and tens of chics circled me, tagged my shirt or stopped to chat for a few minutes.. I have not seen such good talent concentrated in one place like that before.

At the end of the night, I had to make a choice, repeat business or charter a new territory. I chose repeat business, and like the previous night she was very enthusiastic, and made another five star delivery. I succumbed after the session, she wanted to meet me again, but I passed. She called me in the morning and I was my grumpy-self, so she humbly left me alone.

Day 4.

When I finally woke up, my landlady was waiting for me outside in this nice tank top and tights. I just wanted to rip those clothes off and devour her there and then, but again she was out of reach. She had some additional notes for me and was also commending me on the choice of girls. Her 16 year old angel appeared from nowhere, she was just gorgeous and I wanted heras well but this was like a dog craving for the moon...but suffice to say that she was delicious!I had some idle chit chat with the landlady, then she made my breakfast and sat down to chat some more.

Later I was downloading all the pictures that I had taken to my external drive, took a shower and went to a bar. When I got there, the barman, who fought some war in Angola some years ago was pleased to see me because I incidentally mentioned that I had been to Angola. We shared stories for several hours. He also gave me advice about the money hungry chicas in Havana, politics, the Us-Cuba rift, etc. I do no care about the dispute between these two countries at all. He later invited me to dinner at his place for the following evening.

Meanwhile, the waitresses in that bar were openly interested in me, one walked over to say her friend found me very handsome and wanted to talk with me. I waved at her, but signaled that I would be back.

I then walked to the seafront where there was a humungous open air concert. There were tonnes of beautiful women of all ages and this concert was was something to die for.I scouted through the swarm of girls, danced with some and chatted my way through.

As I was working my way through to the other side of the crowd, lo and behold, that girl from the previous night who asked me for 5CUC was there. She asked why I had not phoned her and I blabbed out a lame excuse. She asked me what I was up to after the concert, to be honest I was tired so I said I will be going to sleep. She then offered herself to me for the night but I was not in the mood, but she practically begged and begged and for 35CUC.

We walked to the Casa together and when we got into the apartment she changed her story to say she will only give me BBJ because her period had just began..lot of bull crap!

I was just too tired and wanted to get rid of her pronto. I am generally put off by tattoos but she had an interesting tattoo of a snake that began on her neck all the way to her coochie. She tried her BJ thing, and she was begging for leche non-stop. It was quite distracting and no matter how much I tried to concentrate or think about other chicas I had been with, I could not give her this leche crap. I finally gave up, gave her the 35CUC and showed her the door. I took a quick shower and in no time I was fast asleep.

I know I stupidly overpaid for a very bad BJ, but now, its all but water under the bridge!

Day 5.

I woke up to a knock on my door again, this time it was the maid. As soon as I opened the door she hugged me and started smothering me with kisses. It was very uncomfortable but I did not want to be rude to a person who makes my food. She followed me to the bedroom and was talking non-stop.

Her boss finally appeared, and it was now her turn to talk for a good half hour or so. I did not mind because I secretly lusted her. She took me to into the main house to show me the other rooms that she rented out. There was some Italian chap in the other room, a very quiet gentleman.

Later on that day I went to Old Havana again to take some pictures. I accidentally bumped into this 'petty crook' who also had a camera and was 'taking' some pictures. We talked a bit and he offered to show me the 'real' Havana.

I played dumb and pretended I did not understand a word of spanish. Before long his friend joined us and we started walking around the streets. We entered a few of those apartments and these guys promised me 'lots' of girls. We went to lunch and had very nice camarones for 18CUC. Then they started arguing between themselves about the fact that since the first guy had found me first any money they were to siphon out of me would be for him while the second guy argued that it was his superior English that had made me stick around for that long. After their heated exchange the first guy left and I was stuck with the second guy and I curiously I wanted to find out how he would actually 'rob' me. My landlady had told me not to carry a lot of money and valuables on me to Old Havana so I did not have a lot of money on me then and besides the camera and an old phone, there was not a lot to rob.

After going around trying to look for the girls he had promised me, we finally saw this black girl on some street corner and she wanted 40CUC, I countered with 25 and we settled for 35...I know poor negotiation skills but I was just too tired to haggle any further. I split with that random second guy, but that was after his long sob story and my parting with my 10CUC, the girl and I jumped into a taxi and off we we went to the Casa.

She was extremely enthusiastic in bed, offered various styles and positions and she truly enjoyed the session, probably more than I did, her customer. She should have paid me, but hey it is what it is. Eventually after the pop, she showered and she left me her number. I rested a bit, took a shower and at 11 headed to Salon Rojo.

And again the Salon did not disappoint.Some random chick came up to me saying her friend had said I fucked her so well so she wanted in on the action too. I told her that that never happened but when she even mentioned the name I thought, well maybe the referenced chica had a good time, not that I care too much about that, I'm the customer remember. She then vowed that I would not leave the place without her. We sat in the corner and were kissing but she was rather too thin for me, I like a bit of meat on my bone.

The ratio was just as ridiculous as the previous days I had been to the salon, easily 5:1. I could see several other mongers, some with two or more chicas. The place was just crazy, but in the end I was still too tired from the marathon action with the black chic from that afternoon. It was a good thing because I stayed on and truly enjoyed the show without any tension in a muscle.

Later I took a cab to the Casa solo, despite the multitudes of chicas in the salón.

The final day.

I woke up with a stiffy and remembered a number I had saved from one of the crazy nights at the Salon. I was leaving in the afternoon but wanted some quick double action, so I called her and unlike any other cubana she came early and she wanted 35. She was built to my absolute liking and I liked her attitude. We fucked for a little over an hour and she was happy to see the long satisfied smile on my face.

As soon as she left, I called the black girl from the previous afternoon and she came within the hour. We had another marathon of sex, I think she may be training to be a porn star. The sex was just mind-bongling. When I could not hold on any longer I came hard,fast and furious. Perfect, I thanked her, gave her the 35 and told her that I would be back. We cuddled, she played with my dick but I just had two huge meals in a space of three hours..

After her shower I was busy packing and I was being bothered by the maid again. I just ignored her and finished my packing.

Later I had to say goodbye to the wonderful landlady and she gave me one of the longest hugs I can remember. I got a little embarrassed because I was starting to have hard on, but at that moment I had to be on my way. A few hours later, I was fast asleep on Air Canada, wearing an ear-to ear smile on my face ...a job well done indeed!!!

Prologue.

After several months of debating on whether to do a report or not, I finally came around to give back to this community that inspired me, but that was after I had suffered an irreparable loss to one of my most prized possessions-the Havana pictures. This followed a biological cyberattack on my computer; and one sad morning I woke up to assess the extent of this loss. So I apologize to all you esteemed members for publishing a report without any pics, I might have to go back to re-take some of the pics very very soon

Anyway by way of conclusion, the mongers before me already aptly summarized that market so I do not have anything else to add but just to confirm; the monger landscape in Cuba is highly fractured and inefficient, for example paying for two taxis, flying through several countries to get there..etc and is expensive. The food could be better, I like my juicy steak, etc but that was missing or I had to go to lengths to get a simple thing as a steak. There is a lot of down time that can easily drive one to insanity, the days are generally dead, you get to a bar and its only you and the barman! However, the girls are ultra beautiful and willing to please beyond the call of duty.

To the question as to whether I would go back, maybe, but I think going beyond 4-6 days at a time is probably not worth it.

Nice report. You may enjoy Cuba more, and suffer less through the long afternoon lulls with a wingman.

Thx for a great and detailed report.

What is a "biological cyberattack?" A jealous girlfriend?

Thanks for taking the time to write your report.

It seems to me that even though everyone has said that Cuba is expensive that it doesnt seem that expensive. I mean 30 bucks for a room and 50 to 60 for girls. food doesnt seem crazy? It seems like Thailand and Philippines is getting alot more expensive then cuba. Am i wrong?

Dude...what a righteous report.

If I may ask....how did you find casa information? Do you have any contacts on places to stay that you are willing to share?