Anyone who knows Pattaya will know of the massage shops that offer semi ligit massage that will usually include a hand job for a small tip (200 Thb). They are everywhere! Often with the girls sitting out front inviting you to come inside for a massage. This is not a trip report from myself but it comes 2nd hand from a 100% reliable source, a close
Well; Buddy and his wingman, who are both veterans of over 30 Pattaya trips, were exploring some new ground around Soi Buakao / LK Metro area were accosted by massage girls offering freelance services; ST and LT.
The massage shops were either closed of close to closing and the girls mongering buddy who just returned from Pattaya 3 days ago. Massage Girls.

were sitting around outside drinking. When Buddy and wingman walked past, the girls ran out onto the road and started to offer their services.
Buddy agreed on a price with 1 cutie of Thb 500 LT plus Thb 200 for the massage and he got:
A Massage, BBBJ twice, FS Pussy and FS anal, he was even offered FSBB back and front but he declined, he was even offered round 3 of the whole thing including massage the next morning but declined due to hangover.
Buddy assumed that he would be asked for more money in the morning and he was prepared to pay more for the good service; but he left the agreed fee on the girls purse while she was in the shower and she just picked it up and left.
Buddy tried things out with massage girls 2 more times, he says they are tighter than bargirls, one was a dudd (tried to do a runner) and the other was good value. In this game a strike rate of 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. And the price was always reasonable.
The only drawback I can see is that you will have to wait until later in the night to take these massage girls; 11 pm and onwards when the massage shop closes, and if you are a drinker in Pattaya like my good self this could present a problem. I like to be barfined-up and doing the deed by 11 pm.
I will be sure to check this out for myself next time Im in Patts, that will be early November this year.
Happy Mongering
Dr. Yobbo
Here are some old pics for the collection.

Don't think this happened...everone knows that the Soi buakao Soi LK and Soi Diana area, only has overpriced hotels and restaurants with poor food and poor service, the only massage parlor in the area has a sign out front saying NO SEX!!!

I'm just posting this, to keep you guys from having to hike to my area of Pattaya. ;-))

Why anyone would fly to Thailand to take a shot in a hand because it's only 200baht is beyond me! Put the puck in the net!

Photos: Pattaya Massage 01 02 03 04

Sounds like he got a lot more than "a shot in the hand" I know from experience that at dream team everything is on the menu, and I understand that the same goes for yellow house. Massage.

I think it's smart to hit the same massage place a few days in a row, and get to know the girls...they may be more than happy to meet you after work, and since most of them live 3 or 4 to a room, staying the night in a nice clean comfortable hotel bed is a treat to her.

Hey DM,
I used to agree with you 100% on the hand job thing, I wanted every shot deposited in an oriface, I can do a hand shot by myself at home. And then one day I had a massage up in Soi 3 that included special atttention paid to the groin, scrotem and balls. The girl realy knew her stuff and oiled up the undeside of her fore-arm and massaged my cock with her arm. It was great and something that cannot be done by an "owner operator" I went back the next day for more.
These days I will let them start the HJ but often tell them to stop if the service is not up to scratch, not going to waste 1 of my precious shots on a shit hand-job when it can be blown down the throat of a Soi 6 girl 30 minutes later