I totaled my pickup on Tuesday when it decided to hydroplane down the freeway and into the gaurd rail during one of the worst rain storms that Southern Arizona has had this year. I walked away from it without a scratch. However, the resulting realization of how quickly life can end provoked an urgent need to get laid.

Since I had already picked up a rental car with unlimited miles and had no residual fear of driving on dry roads, the question was where should I go to get laid. Nogales Mexico is close, but I have been there many times and wanted to try something different. So I chose Algadones which is a few miles from Yuma Arizona. After making online reservation for Yuma hotel, I hoped in the car and drove 3.5 hours to the new Wingate by Wyndham (very nice). The subsequent drive to Algadones took about 20 minutes.

It is still summer here and was about 102 degrees. The snowbirds have not yet returned to Yuma and the border parking lot was pretty empty. I popped my viagra and crossed over around 5:30 PM on Saturday evening. There were very few gringos south of the border and surprisingly not touts annoying me. Almost every business was closed at this time, but there were not many empty store fronts, so Monday to Friday business must be adequate.

The first stop was Green Door first where I had one beer and did not find chica very appealing.

Next was Hawaii Club where they had some better looking girls, but these girls were not paying any attention to me and did not seem to be pushing pay for play. Around 7:00 PM, the dancing stopped and everybody became focused on a boxing match.

So I wandered back to Green Door where the boxing match had also taken precedence and chatted with girl that I rejected earlier. She wanted $60 for a blow job and I decided to go for it instead of letting the viagra go to waste. A more expensive fuck would have been a waste of my money and energy. The hotel troll charged $20 for the key to the room where she lived. She made me pay in advance; we took a shower; the blowjob was covered; her skills were very poor; and she would not let me finger her pussy.

I forgot her name, but will describe her so no fellow monger makes the same mistake. She said 27 years old; her hair was red and curly; her eyes were brown; her complexion was very light; she was about 15 pounds overweight; and her body looked worse naked. I intend to to forget the rest of this experience soon.

Here are my expenses that inflate the total cost:
$00.00 for mileage (rental car)
$68.50 for gasoline
$17.50 for American Viagra
$20.00 for cerveza and dancer tips
$20.00 for short time room
$60.00 for the girl
$05.00 for border parking
$72.00 for Yuma hotel

i guess the overhead can be somewhat high. Somethings just go better the next time.


MM

Lesson:

Tuck the money away and wait until you can go somewhere where the girls actually know how to fuck. A self-inflicted handjob would have been an all-around better experience

man ... another 40 min to mexicali.
and it would have affected the bottom line?

who knows.....lol.
algadones is now where the sharks from sanluis and mexicali go to take the gringos..sad but now true. it used to be good to find chikas for just that the newb exp... for them and a break in for us..

drop a line..
K

Hi,

I have been going to Algadones for the last 6 years & have not had a bad experience yet. I don't barter I offer them $80.00 which is a good price for both parties & only once did this really hot dancer would not budge from $100.00 & I paid her price & she was worth it. Last time I went to Club Hawaii & had a sweet new girl & she let me cum in her mouth & she swallowed!