L'uomo: Party Central, with decent talent. Lots of Red Bull whores.
Just say no.

18-yr-old brasileiras: how do they learn to fuck so well?

Balcony Bar: collected the oldest, ugliest Help putas and beat them with an ugly stick.

Balcony bar: plenty of trannies. They don't stand out because the girls are just as ugly.

Bip-Bip bar: great live samba and beer on the honor system. Hard to beat that!

Sundays on Ipanema Beach: The greatest eye candy show on earth.

Brasilian bikinis seem to be getting smaller again.

Monte Carlo: Still Big Bunda HQ. Talent nothing to write home about.

Shenanigans: putas who claim they're not putas who think their pussies are lined with gold.

Four days, five girls (getting old and slowing down)...oldest was 19. Lots of young talent around.

Visited Colombia, Thailand, Philippines and Brazil this year. None fuck as well as the brasileiras.

Nothing like sitting on the beach, arranging for a girl to come to your apartment for sex

Brasileira time: 2pm means 3pm (at the earliest)

Name of the week: Natasha. Fucked two and met one other so far

Aprazível Restaurant: To-die-for food and amazing Santa Teresa views

Quietest place in Rio on a Sat. night? The area around the old Help location. Weird!

Alcazar becoming a Burger King; obesity on the rise. Competition for Bob's on Av. Atlântica

Meia Pataca: three ugly Help refugees and a dozen mongers who think it's still 1999.

Where are all the fucking Americans? All the termas girls ask. Not fucking so much, I guess

I guess this does sum it up quite nicely :-)

The condensed version:

RIO - greed and fun rolled into one.

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Cost of termas pussy up; cost of food up even more. Inflation sucks.

Cheap centro casas have better talent than ever. Perhaps the upside of inflation, as extra cash is needed?

Overheard a guy say, right before he was slapped, "I think we made a program at Vila Mimosa." Touchy puta.

Best gelato in Rio? Milho verde at Amarena (R. Barata Ribeiro near R. Santa Clara)

Note to self: check on who the local teams are playing before wearing your Internacional shirt on a Sunday night.

TIM SIM chips now expire after 3 months (along with credits) if not used :-(

Guy to puta: "How much for a hand job?" Puta: "Give yourself one. It's free."

Bwana -

Does Luomo still have the promo going that waives the entrance fee 7 days a week if you enter by 5 PM and do a program?

Buffer,

The promo is no entrada if you arrive before 5 and do a program, and 1/2 off entrada if you arrive between 5-7 and do a program. I went last night and the joint was jumping. Good times with the girls, who were in good spirits.

BD, so there is no cut-off time to session like at 4x4?

Topfotog,

No, as long as you enter before the specified time, and session any time before you leave, the discount is good. I arrived at 6:30 yesterday, didn't session until about 10:30, and got the discount. I like this much better than the 4X4 deal, as you can take your time, play with the girls, and not feel rushed to pick one.

Love the twitter feed. No time to read long reports anymore.

Where's Shenanigans?

Good to hear you're enjoying yourself and that Brazil is still the best place on Earth.

Frogman,

Shenanigan's is on Av. Visconde de Pirajá, across from the Praça General Osório. They charge a R$15 cover at night for the live music. The beer is expensive and the putas more so. Não é vale a pena!

Oh yeah, now I remember it. I didn't know it had putas there. Silly me, there's putas everywhere.

ooooh TopLowTog, a man who likes to take his time with the ladies!

Inflation has struck again. Luomo raised their prices this past Saturday.

Hey Beefjerky. Nice meeting you yesterday at Don's. What are the new prices?

Love this style of reporting . It gets to the point. I personally love Monte Carlo " Home of the bunda grande". I've always had good luck there and a great time, except for the time this jurassic puta chased me around from floor to floor and I had to get Karl to intervene.lol

Beefjerky1,

Actually, they only raised them for you, at Bia's request. She gets the extra amount

Seriously, what's the new fee structure?

It was good seeing you, briefly.

Bwana/Anjinho - Have you ever seen that episode of the Simpsons where Mr Burns is coaching the company softball team and he is trying to explain to Homer all his incredibly complicated signs and Homer just starts to space out and begins to dream about eating a donut? I felt like Homer when Laura was explaining the new fee structure. Gibletpie can no doubt provide more reliable numbers but Im pretty sure the highest number on the cost sheet at the front desk was 400. This is probably what an hour plus full entrada runs now.

It was good to meet you, Anjinho. You seem like a fun guy.

Its always a pleasure running into you, Bwana. Last I saw of you, you were ensconsed in the corner of Luomo with a girl on either side. Thats probably pretty much the way I'll find you when I run into you again. Thanks for the Cintia pics. I was right, you are a better photographer than I am.

Bia ought to be satisfied with the old fee structure. The amount of business I have thrown her way could have propped up Lehman Brothers.

R$90 for entrance
R$310 (I think) for 40m
R$400 (I think) for 1h

I did not see a "super suite" price.

And Bia did say something about trading her little house in for a small country...

R$90 entrada? Fuck me!

I have always loved L, but they are pricing themselves out of existence. The place wasn't exactly packed when I was there.

Is that R$400 total for entry and a 40-minute run?

AFAIK, they're still running the entrance special: arrive before 5, session any time, pay no entrance; arrive before 7, session any time, pay half price entrance. That helps take some of the sting out, but...

That's still a massive price increase. Wasn't the entry R$70 before?

That's more than Connections and maybe getting close to Bomboa level.

So it's either $225 or $275 US dollars for a one hour session? Wow.

Gibletpie,

Tell Sandra this is not going to help business.

Those are London prices, R$400 is just a little less than £150 which is available at London agencies where prices can start from £100.

In the Bay Area, $160-200 will get you full service, BBBJ at least, and multiple pops for an hour. About the same will do it in a lot of places in the US, and in South Florida, even less.

Maybe Brazilians will start traveling to the U.S. to monger?

No Murasaki, the Brazilians travel to the U.S. to visit Mickey Mouse at Disney World in Orlando. That will never change.

But if we wanted to retaliate for the Brazilians' greediness in their termas prices we could use the "nuclear option" of raising Disney World prices.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2011-06-11/news/os-disney-raises-ticket-prices-20110611_1_annual-pass-prices-ticket-prices-base-ticket

I think Disney should peg their prices to L'uomo's price, similar to the "reciprocity" between the fee the US charges Brazilians for visas and the fee Brazil charges Americans for visas.

Brazilians would protest, perhaps loudly enough to force L'uomo to lower their prices. I think $85 all-inclusive would be a reasonable price for a day at Disney World or an hour with a L'uomo puta.

At those prices, both could claim to be "the happiest place on earth."

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat! 400BRL for an hour? That's more expensive than Montreal! OK, so thermas are a very different experience, but how much are the independents charging? A few years ago, I could get a whole night for one or two hundred bucks.

Wombat,

Look for the pics I posted of Cintia and Priscila. These two very hot independents went for R$150 for a couple of hours of very good sex. You can pay more or less on the freelancer market, but that gives you an idea.

Rio prices are just crazy,with the R around 165/170 your talking about $300 U.S. before you have a drink! $300 will buy you the best of the best in almost every other Latin American country. I just returned from Bogota and paid an all star $250 to fuck me for 3 days AND the sex was over the top. cif,cim, ect!
Time to explore the rest of Brasil!

US $300 would be R$515 today. Where are you paying that much "before you have a drink?" I know of no place in Rio that is that high...

BD,
Comparing it to Giblet's figures for an hour.
"R$90 for entrance
R$310 (I think) for 40m
R$400 (I think) for 1h"

r490 by 165 =296.96 usd
before taxi, before drink ect.
The exchange may vary but you being a Rio vet, I'm sure you can see my point.
I love the Tremas... just a little difficult to justify it anymore. I think the Cintia and Priscila's are the way to go now.

First time in Rio Impanema where do I go? please help? U know what Im lookin for!

Read the board, especially my Rio Guide (see "Guides" on the left). All will be revealed...