Chapter One(One of Seven):

It had been nearly two years since my last trip to Angeles City. I have now been going every two years or so when 5 years ago I had been going 5-6 times a year. There are just too many places to go now outside of Asia and the 20 hour flights each way are a kick in the ass. As I sit here one week after returning from Asia, I have finally conquered the jetlag. What sucks is that you arrive with severe jetlag. I slept pretty well on the plane both ways but being 16 hours ahead of PST will fuck your body up.

Flew out of LAX via Air China with a stop in Beijing. For some reason, they make you go through immigration in Beijing on a transfer. Arrived in Manila around 1:30am, was out to the front door in about 30 minutes, leaving the worst airport on earth. Went to the meter cab area and took a cab to 5 star bus station. Cab was 240 pesos because the left turn onto EDSA was blocked so the price was double than normal. Took a bus to Dau for 136 pesos and arrived in a fast 1 hour and 15 minutes in Dau. Took a trike for 100 pesos and arrived at Sunset Garden Hotel at around 6:30 am smelling funky and ready to sleep. My reservation was not until noon but asked to pay for an early check in but they were booked and I had to leave my luggage and return at noon. In hindsight, should have just found a hotel nearby to sleep with luggage.

Went straight to the bars after eating breakfast as there are a couple bars open 24 hours. Ended up drinking one too many beers and buying too many ladies drinks at voodoo with suspect looking chicas. Went over to the Raymond BJ bars but the morning girls were looking scary so eventually made it over to the noon opening of Treasure Island. Jetlag was really kicking my ass and I was about ready to fall asleep in the bar. For some stupid reason, I just picked the thinnest girl in the bar and barfined her. She was maybe average in looks for AC but had a hot little body and I didn’t have many options at 1pm. I believe the barfine was 1,500 pesos.

Took her back to the hotel and the sun was really bright with the Germans in full force in their speedos surrounding the pool. Checked into the hotel, put my money and passport in my safe. I do not recommend checking into your hotel drunk as it’s pretty chaotic. This girl was a real trooper and took a shower with my stinky ass. I had swamp ass to the 10th degree after 20 hours of flying, 6 hours in two airports, a bus ride, a trike ride and 6 hours of partying in bars. I was ready to go after the shower. The girl was really shy but after some DATY, she was pretty hot and wet. Eventually creampied her after 2 minutes of furious love making. Fell asleep at 2pm and woke up at midnight…oops. We went and had something to eat at the pool. Very much like a twilight zone episode. I was still exhausted. We then played around on my ipad a bit and watched some tv before she told me she was horny and jumped on top for round two. This time she felt even hotter than last time and asked me to cum outside after 3 minutes of cowgirl action. Had to throw her 85lb body off of me to shoot outside and a couple shots caught her in the face….woops. Went to sleep at 2 am and woke up at 10am. Fucked her in the shower in the morning doggie and had an amazing 45 seconds of pure bareback bliss.

One thing that usually happens to me on my first night in AC is that I have severe jetlag, drink too much and then end up with a lower grade looking chica. Looking back at my 27 previous trips, the girls on my first night were always suspect but dems da breaks.

Photo: Thinnest - Treasure Island 01

Yup sounds like the requisite rolling start after too much time traveling. I've stayed at Sunset garden and while the pool is awesome and the rooms are ok, every time a trike roars by it sounds like it's going straight through your room....at 4 AM.

I will be watching this report.

Next time, think about getting a short time room at the Sogo in Dau. Not sure of the cost, but it beats 40+ hours of swamp-ass stench if you really need a place to crash. Good start to the report.

EA

I have to call shenanigans on the 240 meter NAIA T1 to 5 Star Pasay. Should be ~180. The "left turn" has been blocked for at least a couple of years now. For real. Even negotiated/non meter white taxies don't take it, so I believe that (the extra trip around the monument circle right?) But 240. No way. Not possible. 180 is normal in a yellow airport taxi. Less than 200 even in the worst traffic. I have experienced drivers "pre-loading" their meters so it is "on" and showing the normal meter drop when you get in....... except they activated it some distance from the airport before they picked you up so the meter starts moving immediately rather than the legally proscribed distance from the meter drop. This scenario would match NAIA T1 to 5 Star bus terminal 240 Piso. Yellow airport taxies have fallen in their honesty as of late. Vigilance was briefly optional with the advent of Yellow airport taxies but is back in force as of late. FWIW I also had a Yellow taxi recently not run the meter and I didn’t notice ‘till it was to late so I silently handed him 180 and walked away at 5 Star. He didn’t say nothing, After that 2 more have failed to run the meter except I called them on it early and they complied. So I’m saying the era where Yellow airport taxies were honest was brief and is over.

I think you got burnt for a buck, chump ;) ;) (don't feel bad, guess how I know ;) ;) ;) )

I'll also add. The "correct" (Pilipino) price Dau bus terminal to Fields is 70 Piso. But as far as I can tell, no way is a forigner getting that price IN the terminal. But it's easy to get 70 Piso if you walk towards Macarthur Highway. Half the time I pay 100 just because I’m tired and don’t have the will to argue, but 70 is the correct, confirmed, price and that's what I pay if I'm willing to walk half a block and fight to save 75 cents and not feel ripped off.

Great start blazers. Sounds about like my adventures starting out from East Coast.

For all those that take public transport, I am curious how much luggage you are traveling with?

For a 2 week trip, I can't seem to get away from having one large (24") checked-in hard side case plus a 19" carry-on roller. Is there any options to get my ass to AC smoothly for 1000-1500 php? I know hotel taxis charge 2500.

How much is a room at Sunset Garden? with high speed internet? I have read the first three chapters, all 3 chicks are cute! With Chapter 2 the winner so far. Thanks for sharing.

Would late August be a good time for an AC/Subic visit?

(Message edited by topfotog on December 14, 2011)

August is rainy season. Less mongers but now there really is no high season as Koreans and Indian Malaysians are coming year round.

Sunset Garden has a web site but my room was 1,600 pesos a night for reserving for a week.

I am traveling with a check in luggage that is about 22 kilos and a backpack with my electronics. Not sure why you need to bring so many clothes when laundry is dirt cheap in AC. Just wash your clothes every 5 days or so. I only bring one pair of jeans, the rest is shorts, tshirts, socks, boxers. I dress casual when mongering as I have to wear a suit every day for work. Plus it is hot as hell and I think guys that dress in button down shirts with khaki pants and dress shoes look ridiculous.