Chapter 3

Jetlag was still kicking my ass. I was sleeping light and unable to take naps except for the first day and I only slept on that day because I had not slept for 30 hours. You feel almost ill at times. It’s especially bad because you are outside in the hot 90 sun and then go inside to igloo-like aircon. I have never been one to love extreme aircon and usually sleep with a fan or 26 on the aircon when in Asia.

Found out that the restaurant Thai Baht was open so had some satay(not really thai) and some larb moo as requested(not on the menu I don’t think). The cook is from Thailand so she was happy to oblige. Great food, small place.

Eventually made it out to several bars, including Lost in Asia to pick up my PIAtnight discount card. It doesn’t really save you too much but it is good for hotels in Subic and some restaurants where 15% actually makes a pretty big difference when you are spending close to 5,000 pesos. I honestly only saw one girl here that I thought was decent and went there three times. Seems LIA is pimped on the boards and Duke is a good dude but they really do not have the talent that you see occasionally in the photos. At least not the times I have been there in the last decade. Roadies had some really pretty girls actually and I was shocked. I was the only non-Korean in the place. One older Korean guy bought lady drinks for 10 girls and then started playing some games that were actually fun. He had three portly waitress’ and told them they had to strip naked and the best dancer wins 500 pesos. These girls were shy at first but eventually they tried started to try to dance nasty. The fattest girl won. Then he said it was time for the mama sans and two of them were in their 50’s. It was gross and embarrassing for the mama sans but the girls went nuts and it seemed to liven the place up. Gotta love free entertainment on someone else’s Won.

Eventually made it out to Nifty’s where there were a couple of decent girls and two of them went right into my pants to try to beg for short time. BJ’s in the bar used to be a Nifty’s tradition but the American do-gooders seem to be hell bent on playing the “make a show against trafficking or no aid for you” game and now we have no BJ’s in the bars and very little nudity. Fucking Bible Thumper Republicans. One girl seemed thin and cute enough although I usually don’t go for the standard Filipina nose. I think it was 800 pesos on site or 1,200 back at the hotel…a lot more expensive that it used to be but I figured I needed to clean my pipes so….

Back at the hotel, I had a raging boner and starting making out with her, bent her over against the mirror, lifted her dress, pulled her panties down and started doing her BBDoggie. Eventually pulled out, squirted on the floor and we took showers together. Back in bed, slept for about an hour and then did some DATY, DFK and more BBFS with finish on her tits. She had a pretty tight body despite being a mommy. I usually avoid mommies but she was sweet, fun and a decent fuck. Her English was horrible(like most girls in AC) so I sent her on her way so I can eat and head back out for another short time.

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Yummy.....you take some good pics! That is one thing I definitely suck at!

Not really. I wish I had an SLR as that level of equipment makes average and ugly girls look hot. Takes out all of the distortion and you can easily use editing software to make raunchy chicks look sophisticated. I have a couple subjects in this report coming up that would have been incredible with the right equipment. Have a point and click 12mp Canon which is good but not so great in poor lighting...ie, room shots.

Thanks for the compliment though. As you may know guys here compliment my selections but not my photography. Tough to get a girl to submit to photos when you break out the bazooka and umbrellas for flash effect.

That girl is really cute. I find that chicks will or will not take photos regardless of whether you're using an SLR or a point and shoot. In fact showing them how good they look on an SLR with a bounce flash shot usually flatters them and then they want even more pics taken sometimes leading to nudes and BJ pics.

Just get the Canon G12 with the 430 ex ii flash. Then you can bounce the flash off the ceiling and it will make for better photography.

Does anyone here use Photoshop or other software just to display photos on Clubhombre? IMHO, too much time doing that for something you are not getting paid to do.

GIMP. It's free and similar to photoshop. Maybe not as good but for the money (none) it's the best thing going after pimpin' and hoing.

I think this girl is ubber cute!

The best way to get girls to pose is to bring a portable printer that makes 8x10 prints. Some nice cheap lingerie helps too. Once they see that they get to keep the prints, they can't get enough pics. I've had girls call friends over, and had photo, lingerie, and sex parties.

I never use photoshop or editing. Absolutely no need if you get the shot right from the start. I'm not about to try and hide blemishes from the guys here.