Hello Everyone,

Like last year this is my Xmas card that I can't send out to my friends, I can only share it here.

My friends are now talking about their bucket lists. "Come with us Frogman, we're going to stay in a Masaii village and climb Mt. Kiliminjaro".

"Does it have Gartoa de Programmas?"

"What's that? A porter? Yes, I think they have porters for food and tents and stuff. But we have to do all of the hiking ourselves."

I hate to tell you this my friends, but I only have one item on my bucket list and here it is.

Frogman's Bucket List
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1) Fuck every puta on the planet

Now of course there are subsets of this list, mostly I just want to fuck hot putas in Brazil with rocking bundas, but I am willing to expand my horizons to other countries. I keep an open mind.

I have two subsets of my bucket list currently unfulfilled.

1A) Fuck a mother and daughter

1B) Fuck twins

So you see my bucket list is very short, sweet, and to the point. As a fellow monger once told me, I don't have any fantasies left, only memories.

My last trip I finally nailed my six foot blonde, Tatiana at 4x4. Not great, but a fantasy fulfilled. Also I did two sisters again, Dani from Centarus and her sister Bon Bon. Both a bit older but a lot of fun.

Speaking of older I discovered Sol again at Solarium. She was one of my early favorite duplas of all time. Turns out she got married for three years and then... 'Brazillian men are very complicated', which I presume means he was fucking other girls.

I grabbed her and hauled her into the corner and gave thanks for my luck. Meantime there were two Brazillian guys there spending a ton of dough on drinks and food. Turns out they were friends of Sol's and Military Police officers to boot. They didn't seem to go with any of the girls, but I think they danced and smooched and fondled them all.

I took Sol upstairs to re-live old times. Oh happy day! When I came down the Captain and Leutenant were leaving. In the dressing room I saw the Leutenant pull a gun out of his locker and shove it in his bermuda shorts. Then he took a big t-shirt and covered it all up. I'd have never known.

As they were leaving they asked if I wanted to share a taxi over to Copa. Sure why not? When I asked where they were going they said Lapa to meet their girlfriends for a concert of Brazillian music.

This is where it got interesting. The Leutenant extended typical Brazillian hospitality and invited me along. When someone in Rio invites you to a party you accept. The taxi whisked us off to their barracks because they had to change.

Once there the Captain changed into a t-shirt with three naked women on a bed and stars placed strategically over exposed nipples. The Leutenant joked that only he could get away with this. He could always make things right with his girlfriend. When we left I got a shock that only an American can appreciate.

Did I mention these guys were plastered? They were three sheets to the wind. The Captain even more than the Leutenant. So we went outside to flag a taxi down. Um, no. We went to this car in the parking lot, the Captain hit the beeper, and the doors unlocked.

My...blood...went...cold.

OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO DRIVE US TO LAPA DRUNK AS A SKUNK!

I got in the back seat and prayed for a seatbelt. My prayers were not answered.

So there I was at midnight, speeding through the streets of Rio with two drunk Military Police officers in front fighting over the radio and calling their girlfriends to tell them they were on their way.

I was on high alert, watching the traffic, ready to duck down onto the floor should we so much as stop quickly. But some people drive better drunk and I guess the Captian was one of those, we didn't even have a close call. I was almost disappointed.

Once in Lapa the girlfriends were georgeous. What were these guys doing fooling around? Oh, why do I even ask that question?

The Leutenant's girlfriend, gave the Captain grief about his shirt. Because the shirt had three naked girls on a bed? No. Because it wasn't tasteful nudity. One of the girls you could just barely see the crack of her ass. You gotta love Brazil.

The music was fantastic. We had a great time and partied down until 3:30 A.M. On a Thursday night. And one of the girls had to get up at 5 A.M. to work. When I told the girls that in America the concerts STOP at 11 P.M., not start, they looked at me like I was crazy. Hmm, maybe we are.

Now do you understand why I go to Rio my friends? You can't do that in America.

I was in Las Vegas later this year, Sin City. All I could think was how pathetic it was. Sin? Sin? You want sin? Sin isn't playing cards all night long and losing your shirt. Sin isn't the tease that is Vegas with guys handing out baseball cards with pictures of porn stars and phone numbers on them, so a girl who looks totally different can come to your room, do a pathetic CBJ and click her nails while you fuck her.

Sin is having three georgeous girls licking your dick at the same time, all for less than $200 and letting you take pictures. Sin is lying on a hard wooden bench in a dingy apartment screaming in extasy while a cute 19 year old with the firmest titties you ever held in your hands rides your cock like she needs it more than water. Sin is fucking a girl in the ass while her sister kisses you and tells you to fuck her harder. That my friends is sin. Wonderful, wonderful sin.

I couldn't even bring myself to go out at night in Vegas, how pathetic.

Speaking of pathetic, I was in Ireland too. As it turned out there were two massage parlors I'd scoped out. The profession is legal there, but of course no pimping. I stopped by one of the MPs and rang the door bell. What would it be? I figured an East European. Maybe with luck the economy was bad enough that it would be a native pale Irish redhead.

Who opened the door? Horror! A middle aged Chinese woman! I beat a hasty retreat as she called after me in what I can only assume was an Irish Chinese accent. Second massage parlor? Same thing! I can get that on my local corner, thank you very much.

From now on I'll just stick to Rio.

And please, my friends, don't try to fix me up with any more of your girl friends. I was with some buddies out drinking when these four girls came over. One of my friends was encouraging me to hit on one of them.

Really buddy, I don't have the heart for it anymore. Do you really want me to spend hours talking to this fucking chick, only for a shot at some middle aged psychotic pussy? Of course I never told him I have a girlfriend in Brazil.

It happened quite by accident. I normally like girls with big bundas that are completa. I know Bwana Dik hates MC for the big asses, but I have no problem with it.

I picked up a boring blonde there and as we got to know each other these five girls got up and started dancing. You know how they do. One of the girls, Leilani, looked young but turned out to be 22. Very skinny, not my type. She had a great smile and seemed to be having a good time. Attitude is everything.

Then there came a part of the music where she rattled her hips. Those hips went 1000 RPM and my brain rattled at the same speed. I quickly haulded her in. I've got two girls and an hour so I normally don't dine at the Y, no time, but Leilani's pussy looked so sweet I dived right in. The blonde was an after thought. Leilani didn't come, but I could tell she was responsive. I made a note to come back for her a few nights later before I left.

The next night I was at 4x4 and who grabs me but Leilani. She said she was leaving MC and it was party night, the night the girls get all their tests, so she had to show up. The next night she'd be at MC and then back at 4x4 permanently.

Once in the room we had a great time, and for the first time ever I extended the session. I had another hour to kill before meeting Bluestraveler. Got another hour? Of course. Great session and she got a couple of orgasms in.

The next night a guy I know, who's kinda Raica's boyfriend, I'll call him Spicoli after Sean Penn's character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (oh, now you recognize him) and I go to MC again.

I walk into MC and Leilani immediatly grabs me. I'm realizing I've got a problem now. I can't go to MC or 4x4 without her knowing. I'm acquiring a girlfriend. But dang, I really like this chick. Maybe its the way she whines "Frrroooooooggggggiiiieeeeeee!" while I fuck her and she gets that worried look on her face just before shivering uncontrollably.

Spicoli tells me the girl he's with says Leilani bragged she did 7 sessions the night before at 4x4 and the money's great. Luckily I'm not the jealous type. And after all, two were with me.

We did an hour session and Leilani came three times, she's warming up to me. She gets this shy look on her face and holds up five fingers with a challenge. "Tomorrow, two hours at 4x4, five orgasms".

The gauntlet has been thrown down, I must accept. The next night, sure enough I'm at 4x4 and Leilani grabs me. Some of the girls say 'Hi' to me and I have to confess to Leilani I'm a dog. There are no secrets between us. We've discussed lying and have ruled it out.

Up in the room after seven orgasms she stops, looks at me wide eyed and says, "I might have one orgasm, maybe two, but not seven!"

Am I turning my girlfriend into a nympho? I know my old nympho girlfriend said she went right from frigid to nympho very quickly after having a kid. Leilani ends the night with eleven orgasms and I get one. And I'm paying.

It struck me how much money I'm paying now to fuck my own girlfriend. I talked her into coming to my place the next day which she did. I still gave her money even though she didn't want it. I want to keep this business, just in case.

I confessed to travelsrr while he was in the hospital that I was struck with puppy love.

"And you're going to save her", he rolled his eyes.

"Yes", I said, knowing differently, "I'm going to save her".

I tried to talk her out of being a GDP, but she explained she was going to two schools to get an education so she could provide for her daughter. At R$2000 a week how could I object? Hell, if they paid me I'd do it.

I really respected her honesty, at no time did she try the 'You pay me $1000 a month and I'll be your girlfriend' routine.

Still, her having so many friends at 4x4 and MC was going to put a dent in my mongering.

So now I've got a girlfriend who's a GDP in Rio. Mother would be so proud. Except Leilani's not anymore, her family found out! Now she's broke, selling everything she owns to feed her kid, but she hasn't asked me for money. I keep waiting for the letter about her mother's operation, but it hasn't arrived, yet.

So that's my year in review. But let me be clear my friends, your bucket lists don't coincide with mine. I won't be joining you on your Trans-Siberian Express journey unless the train is loaded with Russian hookers. I won't be sailing the Northwest Passage unless it is a cruise liner filled with Philippinas stripping night and day. And I won't be hiking Mt. Kiliminjaro unless at the top is a Terma filled with six foot tall Masaii chicks who promise to make that gruelling hike worth my trip.

And if we go to Brazil, you can take a six week boat ride down the Amazon, I'll be lying on a hard wooden bench in a dingy apartment with a cute 19 year old dancing her awesome bunda on my cock while her twin sister sits on my face...and their 35 year old mother licks my balls.

Merry Xmas everybody,and may next year your pussy be plentiful and cheap,

Frogman

Wow, now that's a report. I can totally relate to the reluctance to chat up some guy's friend of a girlfriend. What a waste of time.

Unfortunately I can only imagine about Rio, but it's on my bucket list.

Great report. Thank you for bringing me back to my senses frogman. I had been thinking about making my next trip to Colombia because of the expense of Brazil but after reading your report I remember why Rio is so amazing. It's been awhile since I've been on a trip and I'm planning one in March...destination Rio.

I like 3 things that only Rio can offer: #1 Big bundas #2 Completa and #3 Super hot women that know how to phuck. Your comment about the girl whose asscrack was showing because her bunda was so big brought back many memories of hot gatas walking around copa. They have amazing bodies and they know so why not show it...love their attitudes in Brazil.

Completely agree about americanas. I used to think that American women where the only women on earth so I had to put up with their psychotic shit, but that was before I discovered the world. Eventually I found Rio and I have been ruined ever since. I recently went on a beautiful vacation to Hawaii....all I thought about was how this place doesn't have any termas filled with hot garotas and wondering why in the hell I was here and not in Rio for all the money I was spending. Never again I said. I'm not trecking up another volcano or exploring another lush jungle full of waterfalls unless there is a beautiful women with a big bunda waiting for me at the end.

Thanks for this report. It spoke to me and reminded me of why Rio is my favorite place on earth hands down. If you have never been do yourself a huge favor and go...its amazing. I've brought 2 different friends down and they still talk about Rio years later....I can't wait to be back

LOL! Big Poppa, your story of Hawaii had me cracking up. My friend keeps trying to get me to rent a timeshare there.

"You should see Kaua'i, it's got all these chickens".

No, I think I'll just walk around Copa, thank you very much.

ROFLOL - "You should see Kaua'i, it's got all these chickens".

Been there, seen it, don't bother!

Tboy actually made the Hawaii comment, but I couldn't agree more. Those are the types of vacations where you need to bring sand to the beach. Happily married or with a serious girlfriend? Congrats...enjoy the volcano you know you're getting laid afterwards.

Otherwise, suppose you're single and you're at the pyrmaids of Eqypt. That's cool, so long as you've worked in a layover in Frankfurt before and after so you can hit the FKKs on the way to and from. If you're not....then to borrow a line from Kat Williams, I do not know what the fuck you are doing with your life! I really don't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWhUqo9Aivs

Happy holidays, Frogger. May your bucket list come true, and may your new year be full of popozudas, my friend.

Merry Xmas to you too Bwana, hope to see you on your April sojourn.

That is the last taboo on my bucket list too! A hot mother - daughter combo!! I am hoping to find a hot GDP who had a daughter when she was 14-15 years of age. So far I have had no luck finding that in Rio. Correction: I did encounter a mother/daughter combo in Meia Pataca afew years ago, but the mother was in her early 50s. You could tell she was probably super hot in her 20s, but no way I was going to spend money to fuck her in her 50s.

If anyone has any leads on this, please let me know. Its the last item on the bucket list!