Conclusion

Sent my Voodoo girl on her way. Had some breakfast and tried to find a place that had the Steelers-Chiefs game but no places had it. Check out was hassle free and bought my ticket for the Southern Cross shuttle at 11am or noon..can’t remember. Eventually took the Southern Cross shuttle and it was full. Took a little longer than normal and they dropped me off at the Sogo in Dau. I needed a place to leave my bags so I can find a short time fuck in Angeles City, eat, rest a bit and take the bus from Dau around 4:30 which usually takes around 2 hours and 15 minutes with traffic and another 15 to the airport.

Sogo is a great place if you just need a day hotel or for some short time action. http://www.hotelsogo.com/branch/dau.html I got a Deluxe room for 3 hours for 380 pesos. They had a pretty extensive menu, lots of porn, small bed, small tv and bathroom to shit and wash off the swamp ass.







Was going to go back to Roadies to barfine a girl for a couple hours that I had texted back and forth a bit. She has a Chinese last name and was skinny and hot IMHO. She wasn’t responding to my texts went to the LIA complex anyways and checked to see if she was there at 2pm but not around. Girl that was her friend came up to me and said that a Korean already barfined her when they opened…imagine that. Decided to head to Santos to find something decent. Hadn’t seen anything worth fucking during my trip but drank here 2-3 times with the girls and they were fun to talk to. Did see one hot girl one night but she was with some 400 pound Aussie and on her way out somewhere with him. Found a girl at the 3rd bar farthest from the church but honestly don’t remember the name. She had lighter skin, a tongue piercing, skinny and had a few mosquito bite scars that let me know she was a country girl.

Paid for my soda and the short time rate which I believe was 700 pesos. Could have taken her back to my hotel in Dau but why bother, just wanted my pipes cleaned for the flight. Went upstairs to see some older lady washing dishes and another one cooking. Went to a room and she was going to wash my dick with a dirty rag but I declined so she got some baby wipes and cleaned me up. She then gave a toothy BBBJ at first before finally getting it right and into sloppy mode with some instruction. I usually don’t like to fuck the BJ Santos girl but this girl just pulled her Hello Kitty cotton panties off and exposed a shaved bush and just jumped on for the ride. She was real wet but she had that country girl stink and I was just lazy and creampied her. She then went straight to the shower to wash it off. Used some of her baby wipes and was on my way.

I then went to Tequila Reef to eat some food. Ordered a Tijuana Taxi burrito and a shaken margarita. The burrito was bland and the tortilla was crap. I didn’t eat half of it but then again I am a Mexican food snob for living in and near Mexico. The margarita was shaken by a girl and she was a solid 8 but the sweet and sour or lime mix used tasted like battery acid. I could see my stomach was not going to like it so I put it aside. Total cost was 455 pesos(nearly $10) for garbage. Maybe the most overpriced place on the planet. I have been here before and had the taquitos and they were equally bad. The one in Pattaya does make decent BBQ though. Why is it that Mexican food is more expensive in a third world shithole like AC than the United States?

Eventually made it back to the hotel to take a shower, take a nap and then get my luggage together to walk through the garage to the Dau bus center. Took an aircon bus for 130 pesos or so and ended up on EDSA and took a cab to the hotel for 150 pesos. The fucker started at 400 pesos to go around 3 km. My flight was on Cebu Pacific but assumed it was at the worst airport in the world (NAIA). Instead it was at the new terminal III that is fucking awesome. Unfortunately I gave myself 3 hours leeway time as NAIA is a fucking zoo and slow as shit. By the time I checked in, went through immigration and had a coffee, it only took 30 minutes total. I had 2 and a half hours but luckily they had free wifi and I was finishing my credit on my phone texting Filipinas, making promises of returning soon..promises I cannot keep. I will likely return to Subic later this year but not return to AC for a while. AC does not have the talent it once was in a concentrated area…it is way too spread out and the average age of a bargirl is getting older and older. I do not like the demographic shift of the mongers in AC either. Subic has hotter girls in a concentrated area, girls are younger and the place has a great vibe.

Off to Pattaya…..

Blazers, I have thoroughly enjoyed your PI report, and I want to sincerely thank you for the great info about Subic. I went there once a couple years back for a few days, and wasn't impressed, and since have been underwhelmed by the quality of the overblown SPAM on the PI-centric boards by the resident pimps. But your assessment and photos and reports on the better attitudes and the reasons WHY those attitudes are so good (maybe an absence of short-time seeking Koreans) has me excited about giving the place another look.

Oh, and I really liked the look of your last Subic girl, the dark-skinned one.

I completely agree with you that the old model of Angeles is broken, though I blame rookie mongers with too much money that always USED to go to Pattaya before instead of laying it all on overspending Koreans. We all rejoiced when the Asian LCC's started direct flights into Clark, but it really made Fields attitudes and prices go to hell in a handbasket remarkably quickly.

Re: Tequila Reef, I eat there very frequently, and will advise that your menu choice was indeed a relatively poor value, as that giant burrito is full of rice, though they make it sound good on the menu (maybe it's my preggo fetish showing through when thinking about their 'pregnant' giant tortilla!). The mini-burritos are full of meat and not rice, more flavorful, IMO, and 1/3 the price of the gigantor 300 peso-ish ones. The breakfast was a lot of decent food for ~200 pesos, and the fried rice is very good and like p140 and a huge snack at almost any time of the day. I can't mention these things on the PI-centric boards, or they'd jack the prices sky high on them too.

BTW, if you want to see the most overpriced menus on the planet, try Phillies, Maragarita or the International sometime. At least Kokomoz has decent prices on breakfast.

You really liked Terminal 3 that much? Hard steel barebones seating w/ jollibee and no booze outlets or lounges? My time at NAIA is spent in the lounges, which aren't pimp but have food, internet and free-flowing booze, and even the riffraff section has free wi-fi these days, thanks to Globe.

Blazers, again, thanks for the great report. I am even looking forward to hear about your love-fest with Tijuana east (Pattaya!)!!!

Oh, and more thanks for the report on SOGO in AC, and I think it makes sense to stay there if one has a half day on their first/last day and arriving/departing on the bus. Derek and I inquired at SOGO in Pasay across from the EDSA complex shortly before XMAS, and was told there was a 2 hour wait for a room as horny Catholics were waiting to ball their brains at dusk a few days before Christmas!

Congrats on an excellent report. WELL DONE!

You covered every aspect of a trip - transport, lodging food, bars, talent, cost, chicas, service.

Great pictures too!

Excellent report. I'll be in Subic for 10 days this May, and will be sure to follow up on all the excellent advice.

Nice report Blazers. Before your report there was little to no interest in Subic from the usual suspects on this board. Now I'm afraid you've opened the flood gates...oh well, at least I get to say I was there when it was good.

From the little poking around I have done since deciding to return a couple weeks ago.. Subic can easily handle an uptick in the number of mongers. After getting back on another board, doing private messages and reading... many bar owners and and to a lesser extent hotelers do seem to be making efforts to continuously improve and not stagnate. An issue I see noted in regard to AC.

I sincerely hope visitors will at least help expand the Subic info in the topics section.

Did I miss it, or did you not mention how you got from Socal to Subic? I'm going to LOS in May, and I may look into a side trip to Subic if it's not too difficult.

I went to AC first the took the hour shuttle for 650 pesos to my hotel.

Blazers excellent report! thank you for all the info and notes on Subic. i will definitely have tot ry that place in the near future. your VooDoo girl is hot! you found a lot of good talent! enjoy Pattaya!

Blazers,GREAT REPORT,you landed some really hot sweethearts, very young and thin, like they were sent from heaven. thank's for the info on subic and the great pic's. sounds like you had a really nice time !!!!

As far as AC being spread out. One of the things I have taken to recently is renting a little putt-putt scooter from nice-bike.com

I have seen that place there for years, but it was only after Smitopher told me he had always rented from them without a problem that I decided to take the plunge.

You can usually negotiate with the lady there and get them down to 200 - 250 pesos per day for a Hayate automatic scooter depending on length of rental. It really is liberating and makes getting out to Friendship and Perimeter a lot nicer and easier and without having to deal with the cocksucking trike drivers.

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You can usually negotiate with the lady there and get them down to 200 - 250 pesos per day for a Hayate automatic scooter

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