Chapter Three

ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: 2012/01 Blazers - Blazin' Another Trail Through Pattaya: Chapter Three

By Blazers on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 12:27 pm:  Edit

Had a good nights sleep without having a pooying bump into me all night. I know a lot of the cheap charlies like getting LT because it gives them more value in their eyes and they can get an extra shag in the morning but I am done with LT's with a girl I met for the first time when in Thailand. I value my sleep a lot more.

Decided to head over to the parallel soi of Soi Chaiyapoon. Heard good things about Crazy Dave's so decided to give it a try. Had English breakfasts eventually at Canterbury Tales and Le Katai and this breakfast was by far the best. I am not an expert in English breakfasts and usually only eat them when at a British Pub in the States watching Sat morning Man City matches. They are usually very expensive in the USA so it's nice to have a decent English breakfast for so cheap. They have since raised their prices but I ordered the 110 baht large breakfast and there was no way I could finish it. Not the healthiest choice for breakfast but everything tasted great except for the fried bread which I don't eat. Came back and ate here another time but chose the 75 baht version and it was tasty. The black pudding was rich and not dry like most places and the sausage was great. Good coffee also.

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Went to a massage place right across the street and chose a girl who looked out of place, pretty, tall and good sized tits. Looked to be about 19. The place had girls out front trying to get you to go inside and it was 10am. Didn't have my camera with me and was a bit too full but decided to have a massage and sleep. Massage was kind of weak compared to the old lady but I figured that Soi Chaiyapoon is known to have fuck shacks disguised as massage joints so knew that going into it. Eventually, I rolled over, she started stroking my unit and gave me the prices..300 baht for a rub and tug, 600 for a BJ and 1,200 for a fuck. I started laughing a bit and told her that was too much. She looked at me with a puzzled look and started massaging my legs as My dick was at full attention. She started stroking it to give a sample but I told her I would take a BJ for 400 baht but wanted to cum in her mouth. She shook her head No but then eventually said "Ok" and gave an excellent BBBJTC while I was playing with her tits with her top off. She sprinted to the bathroom to spit it out.

Went back to take a quick nap, woke up around 2 and really felt the jetlag was completely gone at that point...finally after 10 days into my trip in Asia. Went to some beer bars around Soi Diana, Soi 7, Bukhao area and found that the beer bars had such cheap prices for beers. Great place to start the day and hope you might get lucky and find a stunner.

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Not much going on during the day in Pattaya but eventually made it to Tahitian Queen on Beach Road to enjoy the aircon and rock music. Tipped the DJ and had some videos of Rush, ACDC and Iron Maiden for selfish reasons. The girls had a tough time dancing to Iron Maiden so I had him put on some Pantera. Talked to a friendly waitress as two girls decided to sit on my lap and grind a bit. Didn't talk to them yet so didn't want to buy ladies drinks but it didn't seem to shoo the girls away. Eventually asked one of the dancers where Joe was. Joe(don't know if I can use his last name) was a cool guy who I believe was originally from Long Beach that I always had a nice chat with when I was in town. He always made a point to let me know who the new girls were and we just talked about bar politics, California and Pattaya life. Really good dude and he nearly always had a beer for me on the house. The girl looked weird at me and then held my hand and took me to the back of the bar and pointed at a photo of Joe in a frame sitting on a mantel type of table. I was in shock. I wasn't best friends with the guy but had no idea that he had passed away last spring. I was a little buzzed and it kind of threw me for a loop. Great guy left way too young. Didn't find a girl to barfine and was kind of out of sorts so I just left.

Made it back to Soi 6, drank more Chang Beer, hung out with the same girls as last time and they were nice enough to buy me lunch from the carts and my favorite cute girl that doesn't allow photos was feeding me like a baby. Finally, just said fuck it after a couple beers and took her back to my room. I will be honest, I don't remember how much I paid but I did remember that Soi 6 prices are up. I think it was 1,000 baht but couldn't remember. In the room, she kind of just set up shop and turned on the tv. I tried to coax her again to take photos with her beautiful face and tits but she was adamantly against it. Come to find out that she has a Swiss sponsor who sends around 15,000 baht a month. She gave an excellent BBBJ while I was watching a Black Sabbath concert DVD that I had bought for 100 pesos. I finished in her mouth and she swallowed...nice.

Eventually made it to the shower and she scrubbed me down and washed my hair also, even though I had already done that. As we were both in towels, just positioned behind her, bent her over a chair and started doing her doggie bareback. Tried to slip it into door #2 but she didn't want that. Asked if I could finish in her mouth after switching positions a couple times and she smiled and said yes. I let her know I was about to finish while she was on top and she jumped off and finished with a sloppy BBBJTC. She didn't want to leave after another round(#3) but it was around 8pm and I wanted to head out to the beer bars to find a cutie for the night. She left and gave me her number for later. She was not pleased.

Until next time....

By Murasaki on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 07:30 pm:  Edit

I know how you feel when you talked about being shaken by Joe's death. On my last visit to Jakarta, one of my local buddies informed me that a girl I had been with had passed away. I think she was 22. In the same paragraph, he told me that one of Epi's girls had also died. I went ashen for a bit.

By Blazers on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 08:22 pm:  Edit

How did they die?

By Roadglide on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 08:31 pm:  Edit

WOW, dead at 22 that's far too young.

By Buick on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 09:14 pm:  Edit

i have fully converted from an LT guy to an ST guy. my focus on LT had little to do with the money piece. on vacation, i preferred to have a lady stay overnight as i needed to get as much action as i could given this was vacation and i needed to go back to work in a few days. i didn't get much sleep at night, taking a nap in the afternoon and getting out of the heat was a great way to catch up on lost rest. now that i don't work much (just trade stocks) and have the opportunity to visit with the ladies quite often, i only go ST. it is more expensive on a per pop basis but again, i don't focus on the money piece. i just do what makes me feel the best. before it was LT and now it is ST.

ps. i don't know how blazers survived this back to back to back AC/subic/pattaya run. that would kill me.

By Portege on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 01:58 am:  Edit

By the time I hit 35, there were several of my former high school classmates who had passed away because of car accidents and other things. One of my buddies at age 22 just slipped on a rock, hit his head and died. Some of my own family members I remember strong and lean then as the years passed by they died getting such things as emphysema and finally drowning in their own fluids.

Death happens and you should keep that in mind going forward. You never know what might happen to you. Maybe there is some type of hidden lesion on your artery wall waiting to get into your blood stream. Maybe you might be driving out on the road and a big rig slams into you. Maybe there is that emphysema developing inside you. Everyone that I knew who died seemed strong and athletic at one time in their life.

Here is how statistics work. When they say the average age of life is 78 years...they mean that you have a 1 in 2 shot of actually making it to that age.

So do your pushups, your running, your working out in the gym. That might or might not help you out. At least you are assured of right now, today, but who knows what the next day will bring.

By Socrates69 on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 03:52 am:  Edit

In regards to deaths in jakarta, I know of five girls who are reported to be dead as well, 2 from LA bar, two from mtr and more recently, a girl from madonna (previously at hotel travel?). Supposedly, four died from a STD, and one from tuberculosis. I was in shock when I heard the news of the most recent death. Very sad considering she was probably only 19-20yo and was a very sweet and kind person.

As far as Tuberculosis in Indonesia is concerned, I think it's something that might be more common than we think. I actually know another lady that had TB. She was a young lady that I booked long time from a KTV in batam, indonesia who tried to hide the fact that she was actively taking TB medications.

By Ixtoc on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 10:42 am:  Edit

Blazers,

Your friend's story makes me think of an old Bruce Cockburn song called "Anything Can Happen". Seems especially applicable when combined with mongering "Is it any wonder, I don't want to say goodnight"

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You could have gone off the Bloor St. viaduct
i could have been run down in the street
you could have got botulism anytime
i could have gone overboard into the sea

Anything can happen
to put out the light,
is it any wonder
i don't want to say goodnight?

I could have been hit by a falling pane of glass
you could have had shark teeth write "finit"
we could have been nailed by some vigilante type
in a case of mistaken identity -- obviously

Anything can happen
to put out the light
is it any wonder
i don't want to say goodnight?

We could have been lynched and tarred and feathered --
been on a plane that crashed in flames --
could have done the neutron melt together
but here we are just the same!

You could have been daggered in the dead of night
You could have been gassed inside your car.
I could have been walking in the open fields
and been drilled through the head by a shooting star

Anything can happen
to put out the light
is it any wonder
i don't want to say goodnight?

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So, enjoy it while we can!!

By Laguy on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 11:53 am:  Edit

Portege writes: "Here is how statistics work. When they say the average age of life is 78 years...they mean that you have a 1 in 2 shot of actually making it to that age."

Wrong again. This guy is fucking unbelievable.

By Portege on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 03:44 pm:  Edit

Well, it will become more believable as you get older...it will go from "fucking unbelievable" to "reality"...

By Murasaki on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 06:11 pm:  Edit

Blazers, he didn't know for sure. It could be numerous maladies, like Socrates said: tuberculosis, malaria, dengue fever, yellow fever, or even HIV.

He did tell me that a lot of deaths that happen in Indonesia are preventable. The problem is that people from the kampong have a lot of superstitions or animistic beliefs (that are intertwined with Islam in Indonesia) that prevent them from seeking professional medical treatment when something happens. They will go to faith healers, witch doctors, and other sundry quacks first. By the time they get to a real doctor, it's frequently too late.

And this is for people who have a little money. Many don't, so medical care is out of the question.

By Laguy on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 06:29 pm:  Edit

I wasn't aware they had "professional" medical treatment available in Indonesia. Based on a couple of horrendous experiences there at a supposed top-line medical clinic, now when I have a need for medical care while in Indonesia I hop on an airplane and go to Bangkok.

By Hunterman on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 09:36 pm:  Edit

I had a better experience than you apparently had. When I first noticed a discharge (apparently VD acquired from a girl a fellow Hombre fixed me up with), I took my gf du jour to a hospital nearby the Mercure Hotel. Although we had to wait a few hours, we got the necessary treatment for (as I recall) about $6 each.

By Cincoleche on Friday, January 20, 2012 - 02:34 pm:  Edit

FAT BASTARD ENGLISH BREAKFAST:

Fried Eggs, Bacon, Saugage, Fried Slice, Beans, Mushrooms, Black Pudding...."

WOW!...Really? Throw in lots of beers and let the farts/shits flow.

By Richerich on Saturday, January 21, 2012 - 02:17 pm:  Edit

I was thinking samething on that breakfast.....thats a mess ready to happen.....

By Lancer on Thursday, January 26, 2012 - 10:59 pm:  Edit

You live an interesting life Blazers. I wonder if you will meet that special someone some day? Perhaps all of us are way beyond that?

By Don Marco on Saturday, February 25, 2012 - 08:08 pm:  Edit

Eating that crud and one is lucky to make it to 60.

Eat fruit and boom boom long time ;)


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