BRIEF REPORT OF BARCELONA: NOT WORTH IT!

Thanks for the brief comments about Barcelona. I am traveling here on business and certainly would NEVER recommend this place as a hobbying holiday. Totally sucks!

Let me elaborate. Ues I did go to that Casino by Porta Olympico, and it too sucked. I went to the discos recommended by the cab driver: Razamataz and some other place (Master Suit? something like that), and they were filled with plenty of sorority type Euro chicks scantly dressed and falling over each other drunk. Barcelona seems to be Spring-Break central for Euro kids who have a dime to go on vacation.

Actually if I were in my 20's I'd find this place pretty interesting. Everywhere you look there are beautiful young women in all colors and from many different nationalities. They are in pretty good shape, play a good round of volleyball on the Meditarian beach of Porta Olympico as I played there for a few hours today and got to know some of these kids. They're all hanging around, working in the bars, rental car companies, going to school, hanging out with guys their OWN AGE, and having a pretty good time. If I were 25 and had 6 months to hang here I'd be getting laid like a rock-star.

But for the rest of us "older" and "seasoned" hobbysts, the landscape looks pretty bleak. I heard from several sources here that La Rambla is the place to go to meet any "professional" talent. It is an absolute HUGE city center with many different attractions of art and archetecture, with great coffee, tapas and fabulous food every few steps you take. There are so many good restaurants that you finally decide on one, have a great meal and walk around the corner to find something better.........wish I could say the same about the talent.....

Barcelona is great if, like I just mentioned, you're a 25 year old male who's got some time to kill living and working here for a year; you'll have an absolute BOINK-FEST, so I am certainly going to suggest that to my son. Also great to come with a lover, wife, GFE, GF, Fiance, etc.

I'm finishing up business after 3 days here. Every night I've been checking on the whore houses, and most of them are in very shanty parts of La Rambla "behind the scenes." Barcelona is known for being a safe city, and that is true; there is very little crime and no one seems to mess with you............BUT!

Still I am a very WHITE dude you know..........
Most of the whores walking the street DO NOT DO SO until after 11 pm when the police presence in La Rambla dies down bit. They are dressed normal as to not be spotted and they casually bump into you and ask you if you'd like to fuck. On the 6th time or so I actually met a chocolate 22 year old I struck up a decent conversation with, so I agreed. Now she wanted to go back to "her place," and reluctantly I followed her into these back areas as things got more and more gross; i.e., broken down buildings, urine smelling streets, shady characters looking like they want to kill you and staring you down. I abruptly turn around and just tell her we can't do it this way, but she's welcome to come back to my Hotel. She agrees but then ups the price from $40 E to $80 E. We agree on $60 E so long as I am fully satisfied with the results, otherwise no.

This girl is a very sexy Africian who does not even speak Spanish: she's a medical student so we talk quite a bit for a while more; actually liked her. But then when we got to my room and got DOWN TO BUSINESS, it was fair sex at best, sorry to say. I liked here so I gave her the $60 E anyway.......I know, call me a sucker.

The long and the short of this story is that I say many of the other street walking talent and they were not even worth considering. Ugly and FAT FAT FAT. I also visited many of the bars when the semi-pros hang, and some of them were decent but having to work the next day I did not put in the effort to get them back to my room. Other clubs have pro pros I hear but I did not visit any of those; the one club a cabbie did drive me to we both discovered was recently shut down when we got there the first night I was here.

So in a nutshell, come to Barcelona to eat, drink and be merry with your buds, wife or GF, but the Ho Ho's are FAT AND UGLY, with a general bad attitude.

I am driving to a little country called Andorra tomorrow and will report on that if there is anything to say, but something tells me thats going to be even more of a sleepy town.

Can't wait to get back to Panama and Columbia where the Ho Ho's are beautiful and clean looking, give you great sessions and actually pretend to enjoy it!

Elim

Okay definitely spoke too soon!

There is a GREAT Whore House to visit in the central city of Barcelona. Had 2 amazing sessions; but they were not Spanish girls: One was a Columbiana and the other a Russian ( Anna ).

Set pricing: 30 minutes 75 Euros only a BJ with a Condom

45 minutes and 100 Euros BJ no condom and fucking

They have a 60 minute but I have no idea what could be better than the 45 ???

Anyway it seemed like a lot but they are very much set on the price. Similar to Golden Time in Panama, they parade the girls into a room you are sitting in, but here they introduce themselves and give you a nice little Spanish double kiss. Some were very fat but they was at least on looker each of the 2 nights I went and of course I chose that one girl.

The BBBJ was totally fantastic from both girls. The second day with the Russian girl was probably the best BJ I have ever had in my life, no joke......afterwards I railed her hard from behind and she totally got into it; a really great fuck afterwards.

So if you're ever in Barcelona by change anyone ever reads this post any time soon, go to Princess 650-960-300 is their phone and they are located at 95 Corsega street, first floor.

http://www.myprincess.es

Elim

PS - The Columbiana I had is on the site: Mariana

Elim

Sounds good, thanks for updating us on this city. Is the "sin condom" thing something that you had to negotiate or is it fixed priced on their menu?

They have it all down on their verbal menu: Very set on the prices too and no negotiating allowed, says so on varying signs all over the place.

You only get the sin condom with the 45 minute treatment which cost $100 Euro; so its steep but yeah, it Europe....

But when I say it was totally worth it I really mean it; absolutely amazing BBBJ which made me blow my load practically out of the top of her head when I finally blew it inside of her (condom of course).

There are probably other similar places as well but I really had to do some research to find this one because the whole idea of whore houses are very frowned upon. I don't even know if prostitution is legal in Spain, is it?

There are some very interesting street walkers around la Ramblas between the hours of 2 and 6 am; one was amazing looking as I was leaving with my luggage toward the car garage; she was pretty, probably spanish, wore a teddy from a place like Fredricks of Hollywood, string underwear and had amazing tits and a great little ass. She was just walking around in high heels waiting for the perfect John; it was about 8 am though and she looked a little fucked up, drunk or on drugs, or something similar. Otherwise I am sure she would have noticed she was walking around the streets in bed clothes......interesting and sad all at the same time.

I'm not going back to Barcelona anytime soon, and still think that for hobbying there are so many other better places. But I'm glad I had these last two experiences to write about and sure hope this place lasts for other guys to enjoy in the coming years.

Elim

Great report Elimgarak... your report even makes me want to go to Spain even more. ... I was thinking of Panama (too hot & humid), Columbia (too dangerous) ... Brazil (too big & too many choices) .... I am thinking 2 weeks in Spain in September when it starts to cool down. I like Spain because I hear it is safe & people are friendly also their economy needs some tourist money. I am thinking of barcelona then driving north to france, cannes, monaco, italty, croatia. .. When i vacation it needs to be for sightseeing as well as mongering. .. Im getting older & I can only bang one a day anyway... I would have loved to have picked up the drunk woman. .. thats a kinky turn on for me. .. They let you do whatever you want. ... not that im into hurting woman or anything. .. Panama, Costa rica, Columbia, Brazil is all the same. ... Im intimidated by western Europe like Germany or France. ... I dont think 100 Euros is that much what is that $75 bucks? Cheap for 30 minutes of heaven....

You have that the other way around, 100euros is like $125

Your right I got the Euro backwards... $125.00 is a little high. .. I dont like to pass the magic $100.00 mark but what can you do...the SG's are cheaper but ive never been fully satisfied with SG's. .. feel rushed... Im going to Barcelona this Sept for 2 weeks... Gonna drive along the coast to Rome & back...

Your right I got the Euro backwards... $125.00 is a little high. .. I dont like to pass the magic $100.00 mark but what can you do...the SG's are cheaper but ive never been fully satisfied with SG's. .. feel rushed... Im going to Barcelona this Sept for 2 weeks... Gonna drive along the coast to Rome & back...