How would I rate this trip, now that two (2) weeks have gone by?
In the top THREE, if not No.1.
Not only did I fuck some stunningly attractive women, it truly was a trip where nothing went wrong, and everything went right!
I had thoughts, especially on leaving Medellin, to immediately book a return.
But I have a long-term plan, and decided to stick with it.
Last week I successfully cashed in 95,000 air miles for a 1st Class return ticket to Buenos Aires for next January. That will help keep me motivated.
This Summer, may have nothing on the menu, as I need to scrape some $$$ toward a replacement Porsche Carrera 4S.
We'll see?
Thank you for your (mostly) positive feedback, and private messages.
It is appreciated.

Dr. J.

From a reader's perspective, this was the best trip report you have done.

I know I give you grief for going to third world countries and paying first world prices but you do your trips the way you like to do them and seem to enjoy yourself. I personally cannot see spending $60-70 in decent Colombian restaurants when there are restaurants just a good for 1/5th of the price. Same goes for apartments and girls. I am a guy that goes for what I perceive as value and you have your own version of that. Just because I enjoy petite girls 18-20 years old doesn't mean that you can't enjoy curvy girls from 25-40.

My only concern is that you are a very generous and nice to the girls and help. As a result, some times they will take advantage of you and you can be made a mark by unsavory types. Just keep your wits about you when walking around and taking photos of people without their permission.

Thanks again for the report.

Dr J i really enjoyed the trip report.Look forward to your future reports.(especially Argentina).

Nowadays, I am finding you get what you pay for. If you pay a 1/5th of the price then there is usually some compromise to be made. I think I would rather spend $60 for a meal that I would remember then eating at the 7-11 or from the street food carts wondering if I would be enjoying food poisoning next. I would also rather pay for a decent hotel room rather then stay in a place where I might be mugged or wouldnt make for good memories.

I didnt find any of the women in the report to be "curvy" or "older" as some other posters stated. I mean, which women in the report were over 30 and overweight? I didnt see any of that here. They all seemed like good looking youthful women. In contrast to other opinions, I think its a good idea to be generous to everyone in ways of tipping and such. If you are not generous then sometimes it can come back to haunt you. Pissing off people you dont know in a foreign country isnt very wise especially if you plan on making a return trip. I would just hand them a good tip and make everyone happy rather then wondering what surprises they have for me behind door number one.

(Message edited by Portege on February 14, 2012)

Port..you are high again.

You did not think the girls were curvy? I like curvy also. Tough to find sometimes and I don't always like the cartoon bodies you see in Colombia and Tijuana but they are curvy.

If you do not think that girls in their 30's are older then you are likely a geezer yourself.

Sorry to get off track Dr. as your report was excellent and I don't want to take anything away from it.

I have to agree with Blazers that Dr.J plays by his own rules and seems to enjoy himself. Most members here don't have to spend nearly as much to have equally or even better experiences. I personally had both 1 1/2 lb whole fish and filet mignon (2 filets) dinners (at 40K pesos in Colombia) that were fantastic and more than I could finish. I never spent more than 135K pesos for 2 people, let alone one.

His general tastes in women are more for those who like "plastic" girls IMO. But, If every man only had sex with natural symmetrical beautiful women, we would be sitting at a population of a few million instead of several billions.

As for price for pussy, the bar is as high you want to be ....he definitely overpaid....but then there are Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant.

I agree best Dr J report I've read and more so seen. I usually get excited seeing the street pics and the food porn from your reports, then my jaw drops when I see a busted babooshka from the escort agency and see the price tag! I noticed you did do a lot of your own hunting for chicas and it paid off instead of getting whoever show up at the door from the agency.

This is testimony that Colombia may have the best looking women of any country. No I haven't been to nearly as many places as a lot of the other posters, but the pics from all the reports speak for themselves. It could create a spate of reports from Cartegenea where everyone pulls the same girls. Couldn't blame anyone for that.

I am thinking of going to Colombia one day. What was your faverite city ??

Mr. Cincoleche,

I doubt you ever have a half a bottle of wine with your meal either. That adds typically 40 - 50K to the meal. I don't go on vacation to eat at a dump, and save on meals.

Mr. Havanaclub,

Al four are my favorites and there are a few others I plan to visit two years henceforth i.e. Santa Marta, and Periera.

Dr. J.

Dr.....I doubt he ate filet mignon at a dump. You dont want to be bothered with finding nice restaurants with reasonable prices and just go to mostly tourist traps but you enjoy the food and its your cash.

Well written and great report. You did everything first class including apts, chicas and resturants. Thanks for the pics and the effort you put into this Dr. J

I do most of my international travel on my job and so I go to lots of high end restaurants. I do enjoy a break from the normal and like street food and finding a good dive.

However a restaurant that tries will have inventive food (our example of a filet mignon is not what I am talking about), great service and terrific ambiance. A dive in no way is a substitute for this experience.

If you don't appreciate these types of restaurants then don't go but you shouldn't really expect a foodie like Dr. J. to skip ordering this type of food.

My only comment for Dr. J is: "How can you make do with only a 1/2 bottle of wine?"

Mr. Jigettis,

Exactly my point!
Have none of you ever had a steak at Ruths' Chris where a "naked" bone-in ribeye is $ 55 USD?
By naked I mean, potatoes, veggies, salad, ALL Extra.
Sir,
I make do with a "half botella" or a "vasa o dos" because I prefer to fuck sober (relatively speaking)!
I save getting a buzz, for after the act. Preferably in the comfort of my apartment, or hotel room.
It works for me now, because it always has in the past.
This strategy, in less than totally safe world venues, it is known as "the smart move"!

Dr. J.

Enjoy the wine and steak while you can;) There will be a point in life where you will have to make a choice between health and salty/sugary foods...

Great series! Thanks, I always enjoy your reports.

Wow.

Great writing. Much respect in that you have found a groove and style that makes you happy. I can see a big grin shining through your prose. I hope my trips down the road give me as much satisfaction.

The bar has been raised. Enjoyed EVERYTHING.

Mr. Portege,

Thank you for your concern.
But, I'm the doctor!

Dr. J.

P.S. I totally avoid salt, and I only add sugar to prepare either caiparinhas, pisco sours, or sticky backribs.

Great report. Great dialogue. Great info.,,,,,,,,

Enjoy the trips Dr J... Your reports have content worth reading!!!

Cheers

Dr. J!!!!


You are still by far the greatest trip reporter this board has seen!!!


Thank you again for making this board a fun place to visit!

You have great taste in puss and plates of food!

Dr J
An impressive account of your visit to the land of the "colocas". Always enjoy your reports full with unbelievable pictures of the ladies mixed with tasteful food and scenery shots, you really takes all into Colombia like we're been traveling with you, just fantastic. I can just imagine about your next report coming from Argentina. My favorite about all the ladies in your report is the one in your first day in Cali, what wonderful chica.
Thanks for the enjoyment!

damn, it took me 3 days to finish this report, it's like the homeric odyssey of the monger world, lol! You did damage bro. I don't think I could reach half the tally you did, my dick would probably fall off, lol, and I suspect I'm quite younger than you.

Haters will pick on your girl selection and prices paid. I'm actually more concerned about your eating habits, lol. Don't be afraid to go to the humble joints that the locals eat at, I had plenty of lunches in Cali and CTG for around 10k and that's including beer and tip. Maybe you don't like colombian food as it's basically latino comfort food that's carbo-heavy and not that flavorful. Still, given your nocturnal activities, you could use the extra carbs, lol. ;) Just seems kinda weird going solo to these high end and tourist-trappy restaurants and paying 100k+. I don't even like paying that kinda money here in NYC, lost count of all the ridiculously overrated and overpriced restaurants I've ate at.

Awesome report as always Dr. J, with the added bonus of those extra hot Columbianas.

i've been following your trip reports since you started posting. i have to say this trip has the selection of the hottest women i've seen from all your trips. good job. your selection skills,negotiating, etc are improving. you make us all proud

Dr. J likes full body woman... thats his taste and he enjoys it... everybody is different... Dr. J can replace a Carrera 4S (the 2012 is sttuning!)... not everybody is that financially successful... Good Dr. J... you only live once!

Most guys on here want petite, barely legal types.

Dr J is not the only mongerer that likes that type of woman. Even though I have enjoyed many girls young enough to be my grand daughters, I prefer a slightly older lady that knows how to please a man. There is no substitute for experience. I would like to say I am the good doctors competition but I don't have his deep pockets! LOL!

Still, he has made the kind of Trip Report that I can only dream of! WELL DONE! You have inspired many of us, I am sure!

Dr. J;
I do think this is a well written and laid out report, one of the best that i eemenber on this board, enjoyed very much.
Your selection of restaurants, meals and drinks for the occassions are ust amazing; not a well verse person when it comes to wines but i was truly mermerized how much i can learn from your details and doings. My taste of women concerning sizes, bodies and curves, think are in the same line with yours and was just happy with the pics and the beauty of the ladies. Colombian women are totally gorgeous and incredible that so many babes can be found there.
That's a good point in first enjoy life and the finer points rather than travel to far away lands and eat in a dump with the misguided idea in saving a buck!!!! Always thought if you treat people nice the way you would like them to treat you, then, is a win-win situation.
I would make it a point to try to go to Colombia in my future; sure is a place worth visiting.
Thanks Dr j for the sharing your travel and happy moments.////

please limit the FAT ASS OLD LADIES to FIVE photos, but if you ever manage to score a 19 year old spinner we want to see that..

I have to agree with Dr J's overall approach: you are on YOUR vacation...you get to set the terms and conditions.

I for one, find it hilarious that some people pay hundreds if not thousands to fly somewhere and then they skimp pennies by eating crap day in and day out...is going into your body dudes. Exploring interesting and different culinary spots is part of the travel. Not to say that you can find the hidden and inexpensive gem (food and chica) if you look hard enough.

Now as far as his taste in women...is his taste. If we all had the same tastes it would make things that much harder when choosing.

Nice report, thanks for sharing.

I fucked A 20 year old and a 38 year old on my last trip to Bogota, both were outstanding.

Well, Hothead2, I for one like ogling what you are calling the "fat ass old ladies," and I'm wishing I had snagged a few (more) like that. My tastes are more inclusive than yours, plus I practice tolerance--a characteristic that is often in short supply on this board. My role models taught me that if I didn't have something nice to say, don't say it (which leaves sarcasm, fortunately). [Catacony gets a pass for wittiness.]

Dr. J's choices this time happen to be especially attractive, and not just to me. He has as much right to his tastes (in everything) as you do. Who do you think you are to judge him? He put a lot of time and effort into sharing his experiences with us, including lots of photos of hot women (yes they are hot, just ask the Secret Service)--and this is how you reward him?

Gratuitous nasty comments discourage people from posting, so you'll see fewer of those 19 year old spinners that we both like if hombres post snarky stuff. Expressions of gratitude are more appropriate.

Dr, J! Maximum respect!!! You are my hero!! Have done few Central and South American trips but I love your style and effort in reporting. Your trips have an underpinning of class in addition to attractive women. Pics are excellent and your taste is excactly what I like.

Would like to know where you hooked up with your "people" who take care of accomodation/transportation etc. Also your budget for this trip +/-.

Wish I could do a 3 week trip but 1 week is my max