I just returned yesterday from a long stint in the Zone and here is how it went.

I took the 8 AM bus out of Santa Ana and arrived at about 9:30. I took a walk around Revolucion, and recounted old memories when I was back in undergrad. Many of the old bars were closed or remodeled and turned into something new.

At about 10:30, I entered Valentina bar. I like this place. Cool atmosphere and 2x1 Bohemia! I slowly drank my beer and chatted up two gals. They were nice enough, ones name was Stephanie de Chiapas. She was cutie and I bought her a drink. She slurped her beer down and asked for another. As I was about done with mine, I declined and went into AB.

There was not much going on here. I must say walking in between bars, I noticed that the SGs were not all that great. At about noon, I decided to go into Tropical and was looking for the MILF who blew me last week.

I entered Tropical, and sure as shit she was sitting alone. I sat next to her and we had a couple beers. After some touching we decided to go up. I was not playing around this time and I just got a room for todo el dia. It was over $40, I forget exactly how much. Anyhow, it was worth it because I wouldn't have to worry about knocks on the door.

We entered the room and showered together. Once again, BBBJ, DATY and 69. This girl is on it. She was sucking me off and then pulled me town and put me inside of her without a condom. I decided this wasn't too wise, stopped and put on the jimmy. We were in doggy and I wanted to use a chair that was in the room. I lift her up, put her in the chair and pounded to a finish. 400 pesos.

We went back downstairs, had a couple more beers and I decided to go for round two. Up we went again, the experience was much the same. Once again. I wanted her to suck me to a finish, but I was having a bit of trouble finishing with BBBJ. I entered her briefly as to finish, pulled out and finished on her stomach. Great experience. I believe her name was Alicia, I think from Sinoloa.

Now the beer started to flow as I was in good spirits. I had lunch and bar hopped. I venture to the border at about 5 PM, but the line was huge! I decided to go back to the zone and wait, return at 8 PM. Time flew! It was 9/10 before I knew it. I walked back to the border, had a hot dog or two. I reached the station and the next bus was at 1 AM. I figured I still had the room so I decided to head back and just stay the night.

I returned to La Zona and Edith was out front of Eduardo with a new friend, Kelly. I decided to try out Kelly and it was worth it. Very pleasent attitude, about the standard SG. Mish with top on, but a real sweetie. 200 pesos.

I went back into Tropical and continued with the beer. I did one more SG who I have done before. She is a bit chubby, but does DFK which is good.

I returned to my room and was in bed by 3 AM. I awoke at 10 AM and decided to grab the bus after a few beers and a chica.

I went to Valentina, had few and went to see Edith. She is always in top form. CBJ and multiple positions, 250 pesos.

I was in Tropical and chatted with a nice gal with monster jugs. I bought her a drink and decided to head back. However, I ran into an SG that I have gotten in the past. We agreed on 300 sin ropa and CBJ. We went into the room. She disrobed, put on the condom and did like two slurps and wanted to go for sexo. I said, whoa, tiger. SHe refused to CBJ and wanted to go to sexo. I grabbed the dough I had put on the dresser and told her that was a raw deal and that I did not want to continue. I began to get dressed and she became furious, trying to grab the money. She said she was going to call the police and I told her to go ahead. She opened the door and asked the front desk guy to get the cops. I knew he wouldn't get the cops, but come and try and sort things out himself which he did. I let the girls explain what happened, and then I gave my side. Technically, she did do what we agreed upon with a 10 second CBJ. I suppose it was not the front desk guy's job to define what constitutes a proper CBJ. I explained I didn't want trouble and just said I would give her 200 pesos and get outta there, which I did.

Shortly after, I walked to the border, grabbed a beer and a taco on the way. I ended up getting the 4:00 PM bus, which actually left at 4:45. I had a good time, had no whiskey dick this time.

One thing I think that I did decide is that my trips might be a lot more fun with a wingman. I will keep y'all posted.

Ah, you caught on to my current SG favorita Kelly at Eduardo. She effects typical SG reserve out in the alley and her menu is limited, but she has an amazingly beautiful slender barely legal body - very very fresh specimen, and has a wonderful fun loving personality once you get her inside. So far I can't get her beyond her limited menu, but she performs with great gusto and is responsive to instructions. I pay her 350-400 pesos and we usually hang out in the filthy room at Eduardo for at least 40 minutes and sometimes push closer to an hour. Never any knock in that place unless it is prime time and crowded, or if you've gone so long the mgr thinks he better check on the welfare of the chica. We have a really big time even though I'm not getting all of the GFE flavorings I would usually insist on for repeat business - she makes up for it in other ways. One day soon I'll offer her a well paid extended session in the luxury of my room at the Hotel Ticuan - but in that case she'll have to agree to expanding her range. I know she wants that Ticuan session or TLN. I've brought it up, but was hoping she'd naturally find her way to the GFE program without my having to give her an explicit ultimatum as to services.

I've never been in the situation you encountered with the ROB SG, though I suppose it happens to more than a few mongers over time. You eventually found your way to the solution, but one thing is for sure, you can't expect that with the chica ready to give you the panocha in the room (even if that's not what you bargained for), that you can walk away with ALL of the money you promised her without much more drama and hassle than its worth for a comparatively small amount of cash. So paying part of the price and walking is the answer. The chica likely learns a lesson too once she knows that hombres won't passively allow her to breach the contract.

So what is the name of your BT daygirl? I'm not interested in risking any baby making, but the rest of it sounds pretty good! Normally I don't ask if a dude doesn't volunteer a name, but I think you said in an earlier report that you'd give the name if you had not forgotten it.

Dude, for 9-5 every weekday US drones, drinking beer in the TJ ZONA in the AM has got to be as decadently thrilling as it was to me a decade past... It's the same wild west, FUCK WORK, fuck hot willing chicas HIGH?

Whatever happened to the Bay Area guys that would fly down for the day on day-trip bombing runs to the Zona?

By "Bay Area guys", if you're referring to me, well, I wish I could still do that routine. There are too numerous of factors that preclude me from acting like I did a decade ago. One minor one is the lack of compadres such as yourself that made the zona a fun place to hang out!

Alicia took off for a couple years but recently returned. She is 37. Blown out mid section from childbirth but a pretty girl and really nice. I believe I fucked her in 2003. Really sweet chica and I try to talk to her when I get the chance. Still a pretty face.

400 pesos for a bargirl? Shit, I am not even that cheap. I will take a wild guess that she was expecting 500 pesos...minimum and more like 600 pesos, especially the fact that she gave you GFE(although she is a known barebacker).

As much as I want to think that LDOP's are the reason for girls not trusting mongers or prices going up....the worst for zona norte is cheap fucks like this. Think about it...I am cheap and I am calling him a cheap fuck...that should speak volumes.

Aye, he did give the name of the BT girl. Apologies LMV!

Blazers, I always pay going rate and more for SGs and going rate for ST with BGs, but I don't pay much for TLN, outdates, et al. I disappoint chicas when it comes to ficha quantity and buying "mercy" fichas for chicas who I know well but don't intend to spend my time with on any given walk through a zona bar. I tell the chicas that I hope they understand the difference between "cheap" and "poor" and I am the latter. They respond well to that excuse for not enriching them beyond my means to do so. Following LMV's posts over the last decade, I suspect he could use the same explanation with the same sincerity that I do.

Well, I am a bit cheap, but I think that my cheapness correlates with the wage I am paid. I suppose as Erip pointed out, it is that one's economical situation that dictates how cheap or generous one can be. I must also say that I have been mongering in MX and parts of Asia for over ten years now and I have seen thing go up. There are many factors for this. I generally have stuck with the same pricing guide for many years in TJ and LOS. While sometimes I am met with scowls, attitude and the like, the vast majority of the time the girls have provided the service with no complaint. Prices keep going up, but I am sure none of our wages are going up.

Remember, I am Carlos El Rey.

Alicia is a little older. I really like older women, to be honest. I like young ones, too. I really miss Candy the vet from AB. She must have a whole mess of grand kids by now.