Chapter 1

Back from the beach and a few minutes to begin the report I type while me amigo re-hits the hot black bubble butt w monster bolt on's in the other room. Probably hit her myself when he’s done , but whatever…

First afternoon we were here we hooked up w a tout named Luis. Now having been around the block and, reading my predecessors reports, we made a deal with Luis for the grand tour. Got a bite to eat in Centro learned where to get a sim, which he offered to get for us…not, and returned to shower and relax pre- evening uno. Luis met us at 10 and back to Centro. Couple cocktails at area bars and then to a place called Isis. Centro is a labyrinth of narrow streets that would make a mouse insane so I can’t explain how to get there but its 1 block from Le Petite hotel, wherever that is ! Just ask the taxi, you’ll get there. This place has some HOT bitches. Negotiated for an hr or so w/o success so decided to let it ride till tomorrow and try La Dolce Vita. Also hotties and it’s a 2 minute walk from our hotel ! Oh that sucks ! I picked out a 23 yr old 8 1/2 for 200K x 4 hrs while my amigo hooked up w a tall cutie 7 for 150K She had those I’m gonna ride too till you beg me to stop eyes. I know I know 200K… here’s my take backed from considerable experience. You want to fuck 10’s its gonna cost ya a little more. If 7’s are for you, great you save some $$. Each to their own, beauty is in the eye, and all that crap. Yes the 7 could be the better ride too, but whatever. I like hitting 10’s . . .hard. Oh and Luis we tipped $50 to for the tour, outside the building and told him we will call when we need you. Not a happy camper!

Next day we awoke, cooked some eggs and coffee, relaxed and headed to the beach at noon. Following Schmidt’s road map leads us to the area he wrote of but we were kind of unsure till a guy walked up to me and introduced himself as Tony Montana. We have arrived! I asked for Fautino (who is referred to as Fau). Fau came we got a couple chairs and very soon after we meet Emily, who is Fau’s wife btw. Then comes Tony #1 w a chip on his shoulder, till I stand up. OK…I’m 6’2” 245 and a life long weight trainer. So his attitude went from this is my beach to How do you know Fau “ my friend”. Told him I have heard all about him and I’ll find him if I needed him. You could hear the jaw hit sand. To those who know him… Your welcome, quid pro quo my friends. On that note; Fau and Emily are great. They do their job and make a buck. Fair w us, were on vacation. Coincidently, right in front of us sit a cute 20ish blonde and a thin silicone darky waiting patiently, just for us to show up. My amigo, after a velvet Italiano melting of Emily, begins to chat with the prey, and here comes Tony! Somehow he thinks chica’s sitting under his umbrella makes them his. Emily, and Fau quickly send him off w tail tickling balls. This scene brought a laugh from a host of touts, all seemingly happy he got taken down a notch. Ok, we catch some rays, a massage from Emily, which I concur is excellent, a dip in the caribe, and off the room w those 2 for 100k each.

Where are the photos of these 10's...maybe your 10 is a 7 for most guys and you overpaid.

I didn't bring a camera, I brought 2 bottles of Gray Goose, and a 12 pack of condoms!
Well their are many ways to look at it. If 5 guys walk into a whore house w/ a vast array of woman ranging from 6's to 10's and are asked to pick the hottest one to hit. Theirs a good chance 5 bitches would be leaving. I found what I think was a very hot chica and she wouldn't take the 150K that others would. So either I hit another or pay her the extra 50K...which is $28.00 btw, and I have only 6 days!

Photo: Pair - Hollywood Playa 01