Chapter 2

Day 3 Up the next morning fresh and rested. Down some breakfast and Java, then the morning walk to the Hilton for Pesos. A minute to enlighten those who have never been here about touts. They are everywhere to the point of irritation, bordering anger. “Get the fuck away from me”! But hey, vacation remember?? So we decided to enjoy, which we cannot change. They’re not very good at their profession, they pursue everyone and anyone with equal abandon. When the sunglass guys approaches we counter with what the fuck are these I’m wearing? Those are the ugliest damn t shirts I’ve ever seen….And the bead necklace guys we ask for emeralds …. Oh, the cha -ching look is priceless! Jet ski ? Jet ski?

So we are at the beach, and sitting there is a very cute little 18 yr old who looks more Indian than Columbian, with her friend who was ok… After catchin some rays, we have them meet us at the room for an afternoon delight @ 100K each. Both good and redeemed the beach girl reputations, diminished by the previous chicas. Sara wasn’t too sex savvy @ 18 but being the nice guy I am, I taught her a good lesson! Gave her my # and off they go. Cocktails, shower and a 5 min cab ride to Centro for dinner, and dessert. Centro is full of good restaurants, and we had an excellent fish dinner w/ a Spanish blanco. We then walk around and around till we find Isis. I pick out the one who was stuck in my head from our previous visit, Erika, and asked her if she has a friend, for my friend. Yup, the Bubble butt hottie I spoke of before. A quick taxi back to the room for two hrs @ $150.00 US each. Both excellent, both very, very hot. As Frank Sinatra so eloquently prosed; “you don’t pay for the sex, you pay them to leave”. These two we exchanged #’s with, with an intoxicated promise to call the next day. Friend did, I didn’t.

We rise to another gorgeous day in Cartagena. Recharge the wallet with bait and hit the beach. Didn’t find anything I liked at the beach, so while he re-pounded that substantial backstop till the bed collapsed, I began Chapter 1. She had to meet someone in Centro so I missed out, for now… Again, to Centro w/ Tania in tow, to a place called Café Del Mar. Now this is a nice place to hang out ! Great to bring a Chica if your “in love”. Place has really good food, and with the sun setting and the chicas nipples saluting the cool breeze we down a bottle of Ron Medellin. This very dark Senorita is very sexy. So much so, some black guys from Georgia politely request her picture, while me and me amigo exchange smirk faced glances … I filled him in on my way to the head later on. Think I made his day? Back to the room and now she is horny and lubricated with rum. We both enjoy her ample and very sexy body, high fives, another long term memory, and 400K later, she heads off… to work. Don’t think for a minute getting a chica early, when the club opens, is any guarantee of freshness!! Oh! So when the Georgia boys leave, two very attractive Columbians sit and I make eye contact the tall blonde 30ish, prompting the very obvious smile indicating she wants to meet me. (Great system they have here.) Now, I didn’t know we had a tag team on the menu but… I don’t speak Spanish, she lit up a cigarette, and she was 5’-9”ish. I like 5’-1 ish, and my translator was preoccupied, so I passed but there was probably a good chance we could have hit them Peso free. At this writing Its 9pm on day 5 and Sara just texted “como sta” ! My translator calls her w/ the promise school opens at 9 am !

We are heading to Centro, again, but no Isis as we blew off Tania, and Erika with who we had a gang bang scheduled today but, been there, done that.
I don’t like paying for the same real estate twice.

George S. Patton

Colombia....country in south america

Photo: Sara - Hollywood Playa 02
Photo: Erika - Isis 03
Photo: Tania 04