In preparation for this trip, I posted a calendar entry alerting other mongers to my whereabouts. I frequently do this because often times it leads people to contact me to meet up when I’m traveling, and almost every new person I’ve met off of a mongering board has shared valuable information with me that has helped me in my voyages.

Anyway, a few days before my trip Hombre contacted me asking if I could visit a few scantly reported on venues just to report on whether they’re still open and still exist at a specific address. I usually like to check out new places anyway, so I quickly agreed.

Even though I’ve been to Medellin many times and I no longer carry around lists of addresses with me wherever I go, I always take keep a copy of the “Medellin Chica List” on my laptop that is infrequently updated by WorldTraveler69 on ISG. I find myself referencing it less and less, but when I’m looking for a place I haven’t visited, I’ll consult the list. Tonight, I decided to check out Occidental Grill (CH Link) and Conejitas (CH Link), two strip clubs in Centro close to Botero Plaza.

Cuban and I hopped in a cab right by our Parque Lleras adjacent apartment and gave the cab driver the address for Occidental Grill. He looked at us funny and said “why would you want to go there? That place is a hole.” We weren’t sure we understood him, so the Cuban asked him to rephrase, and he said: “a hole, you know, a place where only criminals and low lives go, not good people like you guys.” Ha! This guy thought we're the good guys! This sounded like my kind of place already!

We arrived shortly after at Occidental Grill, it’s on a street that runs perpendicular right into Botero Plaza. The tout in front invited us in to watch the show, confirming that we were at the right place.

We walked down a long corridor and into a pretty small club, it was just a small stage with a bunch of lawn (read: plastic) furniture set up around it, and more lawn furniture up against the wall. The girl on stage wasn’t pretty, but she wasn’t ugly, she was kind of average looking. Her dance, however, was nothing short of remarkable. After gyrating fully nude all over the stage she set up right in front of me and started fisting herself with one hand while pounding shots of aguardiente being handed to her by the girl standing next to her with the other hand. I like this place! I looked around and didn’t see any girls I was particularly interested in, but after this girl finished her show, I stuck around a good 20 minutes hoping for another show, and when it didn’t happen in a timely manner, I left after consuming my Aguila Light, dejected.

I headed up the block to Conejitas, which is located in a basement and actually a really awesome looking club packed with locals (I didn’t notice any non-locals there, anyway). Most of the girls at Conejitas were attractive, but they were thicker girls with obvious implants, tits and ass. Some guys love that look. I’m not really one of those guys. I finished my beer and headed out.

Since I’m sort of familiar with the area, I decided that we could just walk over to the main 3 downtown strip clubs. Crossing under the metro line is never a great idea at night, but it was early, and we made it to Ejecutiva without any problems. What a difference a day makes. Last night (Thursday), Ejecutiva was empty. Tonight it was packed. We ordered some drinks and waffled around for a bit watching the show. The highlight of the show was when a male midget from the crowd started crump dancing with one of the strippers. I nearly lost it laughing. I didn’t really see any girls I was interested in, so we headed over to the middle strip club.

Surprisingly, this club was rather empty. There weren’t very many male patrons, and the girls outnumbered the guys maybe 2:1. We sat down and ordered drinks and a hot chick appeared on stage. Her dance was great, but after she got off stage I didn’t see her anymore. I saw a cute chick sitting off to the side by herself looking bored and I motioned her over. She came by and we talked for a bit. I think her name was Andrea. I bought her a drink and asked her if she wanted to come home with us. I told her that we’d find another girl for the Cuban, head back to the condo and then we’d each fuck both girls. Andrea agreed right away, and asked if we wanted her to call one of her friends for us. This is almost never a good idea, but we agreed, curious to see what she’d deliver.

We headed next door to find the Cuban a girl, and there wasn’t much to look at there. Cuban saw one girl he liked but she stepped out for a cigarette and by the time we followed her out she was on her way back in. Cuban followed her back in and she told him that she didn’t want to leave the club tonight. I was amazed. We stuck around for a bit and Andrea’s friend showed up. She was just a regular chick, not a pro, and she looked very regular. I wasn’t really into her, but my girl said that she’d put on a great lesbian show on for us with this one, and Cuban agreed to fuck her. I asked her if she had ID and she said of course. We hopped in a cab and headed back to the condo.

Back at the condo, the security guard asked the girls for their ID cards to sign them in. Andrea produced her ID, and the other girl started arguing with the guard. I approached the guard to ask what was wrong, and he said that the girl had no ID and he can’t let her in. I looked at her and said, didn’t I ask you if you had ID and you said yes? She responded: of course I have ID, it just isn’t with me. Seriously?! I was pretty pissed at the girl at this point, and told the security guy that I sided with him 100% and that she’d leave. I pulled Andrea aside and told her that the other girl had to go because I specifically asked her if she had ID and she said yes. I asked Andrea if this would be a problem for her and she said of course not.

The other girl was not leaving quietly. She was yelling at my girl, at the security guard, at the taxi driver. Finally she’s sitting in the cab with the door open and refusing to leave. Cuban suggested that I give her cab fare, but I said fuck that, she lied to us. Finally I relented and gave her 5000 as a token just to get her to leave. She crumbled it up and was about to throw it at me when Andrea handed her a 20k note and told her to go. She left.

So there we were, back at the condo with only one girl and two guys. I was angry and I really just wanted to fuck, so I told Cuban to give our old friend Geraldine (Demi Moore) a call, and maybe she’d be available to come over for him. With that, I escorted Andrea upstairs and we got to the sexing. After I popped, I put her in the shower and went downstairs to tell Cuban how it went.

Cuban informed me that Geraldine was on her way. I said okay, go take your turn with Andrea, I’ll keep Geraldine occupied if she shows up.

Around 15 minutes later, Geraldine showed up. I headed downstairs to pay for her cab, and she looked surprised to see me. She said: “wait a minute, didn’t I speak to Cuban on the phone?” I said: “well are you disappointed to see me?” She said of course not, and gave me a big hug. We headed up to the apartment and the Cuban was still occupado with Andrea. We sat on the couch and started catching up, and Geraldine asked to smoke a cigarette. We headed to the balcony and I realized that the only lighter was in the Cuban’s room.

I headed to his room to get the lighter and... Geraldine followed me in! She saw him fucking the other girl and said: “Really? You couldn’t wait 40 fucking minutes for me to show up?” With that, we headed out to the balcony and she started smoking her cigarette.

We caught up for around 15 minutes and I listened to her complain intermittently about the Cuban... finally the Cuban emerged from his session with Andrea and did not look pleased with me. “You couldn’t keep her occupied for 20 more fucking minutes?” Well, nobody told him to take the only lighter to his room!

Andrea came out of the shower wearing only a towel and I paid her the agreed upon 150k for fucking the two of us. I told her that she could go if she wanted because she fulfilled her obligation, or she could stay and party some more. She opted to stay. She borrowed one of my huge shirts and put it on, and then we headed up to the balcony to join Geraldine and the Cuban.

Cuban and Geraldine smoked a joint, and Andrea made it very clear to everyone that she had never in her life done any drugs and that she looks down on anyone that does drugs. This pissed Geraldine off, and for guys that know Geraldine; even without being antagonized she doesn’t get along with other girls well...
I started fooling around with Andrea a bit and eventually the 4 of us wound up on the couch. The girls played DJ with my laptop and played a few songs on Youtube. Andrea started stripping to one song and it didn’t take me long to get an erection. I pulled my dick out and Andrea was kind of hesitant to suck it in front of an audience. Geraldine was fully naked, but the Cuban seemed reluctant to make this a group effort. Cuban said: “lets take this party upstairs” and excused himself and Geraldine.

Andrea and I continued to fool around on the couch, and when we were ready to fuck we headed to the downstairs bedroom. We hopped on the bed and she put a condom on me. We fucked for a few minutes and when we repositioned the condom stayed inside of her. We fished the condom out and she tossed it aside and mounted me bareback. We fucked for a while until I nutted, and we headed to the living room to drink some more and unwind.

We had a few more shots and started making out some more. A half an hour later I was hard again and we headed to the upstairs bedroom for an awesome round of bareback sex. When I nutted we both just laid there for like 5 minutes, then Andrea headed off to shower. After her shower I escorted her to a taxi outside. She made me promise to call her, and wrote her number down for me in 3 different places. I told her that I might call her Sunday.

Photos: Andrea 19 20 21

Nice report here. A little too much drama for my tastes. It sounds like coordinating girls back to the apartment is a big pain in the ass with a real risk of it not working out.

Geraldine is notorious for not playing well with other females. Sometimes its cute. Sometimes it isn't.

One more thing: almost all of the apartment complexes now require the girl to check in with an ID, so make sure your girl has ID!

Andrea looks cute and sounds up for anything - my kind of girl.