I was given the opportunity to earn a few extra vacation days at work and jumped at the chance. With these bonus days, I booked a quick trip to Medellin. The flight set me back $1100 and it wasn’t even direct (NYC- >BOG->MDE).

The TACA/Avianca merger didn’t do consumers any favors, believe that. I contacted Poblado Rentals and they had only one apartment for the time I was going to be there, a 4 bedroom near the Park 10 hotel, and I agreed to take it for $140 a night even though it was just me and a friend of mine. I probably should have tried for a better deal, but the planning was so last minute and I don’t like dealing with John Duque from First American Medellin Realty...

I was accompanied on this trip by one of my oldest friends and frequent traveling partner, the Cuban. During the course of 5 days and 4 nights I fucked 13 chicks, some of them more than once.

I don't like John Duque or Camillo from that office either. Try going to the apartment medellin. Andrew Champion is pretty good. Henry from that office is cool to go out on the town with too