Small Town - Awkward Moments

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By Popcorn on Sunday, April 22, 2012 - 05:14 pm:  Edit

I've never lived in a small town with the exception of the three years I spent in Maui. That was a very long time ago and I had forgot one of the tenants of small town societies, There is only so much to see and Barrio Baretto, the small town in Subic isn't immunized from that phenomena either. When I booked hotels for this outing a couple of months back I had initially considered giving in Angeles and Subic equal time but after further consideration I shaved two days off Subic and shifted them to Angeles. In hindsight it was the correct call.

With Rachel gone I got in gear for nightfall. My first stop was The Office (CH Link) in an attempt to BF the beauty who was occupied the night before. Arriving at the club early it was staffed with about fifteen gals but she along with Janice, my pull from three nights back weren't among them. I chatted with a few of the dancers, one of them a good looking gal with a great a personality. I have been in the club on six different occasions either sitting for a drink or on recon. Each time the dancer Miecel has expressed interest. With her personality and looks, she would be a high priority target but she has a considerable pooch which is noticeable underneath her uniform and she's a mommy. The mommy part I could plug my nose but the pooch would no doubt be even more pronounced once the uniform hit the floor. There were a couple of others who were 7's to 8's, one of which I sat with but she was too reserved so I hit the road.

I decided to pretty much take a peek in all the clubs which can easily be done in an hour. Looked in The Catwalk (CH Link), nothing much of interest so I slid out to Rosies (CH Link). The hot door girl greeted me once again and escorted me inside. There were about seven dancers with one getting my attention. She looked really good compared to the other dancers. Joby is a tiny gal standing only 4' 10" and easily under 40 kilos. She was born in Surigao (Mindanao) but since ten years of age, a local girl graduating from Barrio Barretto National High School. She's nineteen and has worked in the bar for nine months. Paid her BF and we went back to the room where a personality shift took place. She was very conversational in the bar but went quiet as a church mouse in the suite. I know from experience this is a very bad sign. Your not likely to get a GFE to remember or much of anything else. Not wanting to waste the entire night I adjusted my course and accelerated the game plan. First priority was to get some photos then crack the cookie jar. Combined that took about forty five minutes. She has a really cute face but I couldn't get any photos to reflect that. Her skill sets in the sheets were completely flat. After the Rag Doll session I immediately started getting ready to hit the streets. She asked where am I off to and I frankly responded that she was the worst fuck I had ever had, that she shouldn't have BF'd if she didn't like sex and to get dressed to leave. For her a very awkward moment for sure. Something I will share. I never discuss how much I tip as I feel that's not the business of others but whenever a session such as this comes along I won't pay a tip, period! The girl IMO didn't even earn half of the Barfine Commission which is par for the course.

Photos: Joby - Rosie's Tavern 54 55 56 57

Back on the boulevard I continued on but as I passed Lips (CH Link), Rachel just happened to be sitting out front with the door girls. It was too late to pass unrecognized and she came running up give me a tight hug then tried to pull me inside. I told her in the afternoon I was going to stay in the hotel that night. When she asked where I was going I just stated I was looking for some good food and since I knew she had to be in Olongapo early in the morning for her weekly smear it would be better to BF her on Tuesday. She agreed but we certainly shared an awkward moment.

A couple of days back I made an early afternoon ST pull with a gal from Zeros which I didn't feel the need to chronicle. She's tall with a nice slim figure, not ugly by any means but not a looker and the ST left no time for snaps. A nice girl, ok in bed but nothing spectacular and wouldn't repeat. After she left I was headed out but my sunglasses came up missing. I was sure she had bagged them and went right back to the bar and had her empty her bag while explaining the situation to her mamasan. I didn't outright accuse her, instead saying it's likely she just happened to include them when she put her other items back in her purse before leaving as they are prescription and she would have no need for them. Turned out, no glasses in the bag so I said if they turned up let me know and left. I've been bummed as I still thought she had boosted them and they were expensive Calvin Klein's. Before I went out for this night, I finally found them tucked in the back of my suite safe. I felt obligated to go back and let her mamasan know it was my mistake and apologize to the gal, which I did, but yet another awkward moment.

After checking every other bar in town excluding the small dive bars I decided to check The Office one last time. Upon entry I was pleased to see the hottie sitting at the bar. We chatted enough to find out she's a Samar Girl which surprised me a bit as she didn't have the usually pug nose. It soon became apparent Alanna's quite self adsorbed, likely just a drink slut as she didn't end up bar-fining the patron I saw her with the previous evening. It was easy to see that even if she agreed to a BF it wouldn't have been a compelling engagement. Within five minutes she asked if I would buy her a LD and was shocked when I replied no way, then shared I only pay for drinks when I want to BF the girl and she wasn't at all my type. Too bad since she has a beautiful face and a smooth skinned body that's off the chart but I already had one lackluster BF that evening and wasn't about to double down. Oh well, just chalk it up to another awkward moment.

It was getting late, I had literally checked out ever bar and club and with two BF's earlier I was cool with calling it a night and headed back to the Palm Tree.

By Bigpoppa on Monday, April 23, 2012 - 05:06 am:  Edit

What a shame she was cute. Although I prefer Subic to AC, I wonder if there's even a point of even going to the PI anymore?

Sure the bar fine is an all inclusive $30 and they speak good enough English for half of them to say "I have menstruation" once back in the room or just be lame in bed. So really it's not any cheaper of a destination as it'll cost you $60-$90 to find one who's cute and any good in bed.

Not worth $1300 and 24 or so hours of travel.

By Blazers on Monday, April 23, 2012 - 09:48 am:  Edit

That girl is a little hottie..,too bad about the war paint but she has a killer little body.

In my experience, guys who overtip consider a tip personal and nobody elses business. 500 should be goid for LT and 1,000 on rare ocassions when the girl stays late the next day and is off the charts for service,

By Popcorn on Thursday, April 26, 2012 - 07:13 pm:  Edit

BP - Not sure what country anywhere guarantees great GFE with every barfine. When I read about how wonderful Latina's are, I concede overall they are fun girls however that argument is diluted when one factors in age. Most of the Latina's you'll see on this site are in their mid twenties and even older. I'm certain if you focused on Latina's in the eighteen to twenty age range as I did here, great GFE would be far less common.

By Bigpoppa on Friday, April 27, 2012 - 11:36 am:  Edit

Probably so. I'm not knocking you BTW, I'm knocking the PI somewhat. While I have had good times there, I think on balance, for the money counting airfare etc it's overrated. I'm also curious that a fair number of people on this board seem to like no women over 21.

Maybe I'm just a cougar hunter, but mid twenties is just right for me. Still hot, and they know what to do and how to do it well.

By Travlr99 on Wednesday, May 30, 2012 - 12:55 pm:  Edit

yah......bigpoppa you're right....i get a big laugh sitting around AC with a bunch of old geezers (im 70) with hair sprouting from every visible orifice, stooped, bowlegged and with a pot belly, opining as how that girl on the end of the bar looks too old (25) for them!!
heheheheh


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