The Poblado area is basically the rich part of town in Medellin. Mostly rich Colombians or foreigners live here. The area is littered with four star restaurants, bars, discos and stores. I loved it since I felt very safe in this area through out my trip.
Here are some pics of the apartment Joel provided us...
The apartment was stocked with electronic safes, a private elevator (which was not working during our trip but it wasn’t a big deal), kitchen which included microwave and toaster oven. A washer and dryer. Dish network and free wifi. It was definitely worth every penny. The best part was the view.
There was no AC or fans but to be honest they are not needed when your on the penthouse of a high story building. It is always windy and cool. The showers had great water pressure although to find a decent water temperature between freezing and boiling was a bit of a art. No maid service although we did get one (more on that later) and Joel had converted a extra room into a studio so we wound up having company from one of Joels regulars who I shall call Mr.Bond.
So Joel was really cool and took us to the casa de cambios, the mall to pick up some hacked phones and the supermarket to pick up a few things like food, water and champagne. I realized my dilemma with the ATMS right away but after speaking to TD, I realized that I had just exceeded my daily withdrawal for the day. Still I had enough to hit a casa, so figuring it was our first day in Colombia I wanted to hit the best of the best. So I asked Joel to take us to Loutron (CH Link).
He wound up getting his friend Tex to take us, since he already had a prior commitment. Tex is a gringo who lives between Colombia and the states. He has been living in Medellin back and forth for about 4 years now. And he barely spoke any Spanish. Tex was a pretty funny guy, he struck me as the type of guy who has had a life filled with great stories and is winding down in these recent years. With a drink in his hand, Tex drove Mr.Ed and I up the giant hill to Loutron.
Loutron is the most infamous of casas in Colombia. I had read reports on the Hombre board about how stunning the house is, like something out of a Scarface movie. I have to say, it lived up to the hype. First let me say that the info on Loutron is a little outdated on the board. The house has been moved numerous times. The reason being because they keep getting pushed out. You see Loutron caters to high class clients like big shot politicians and lets face it drug lords. Because of this they go out of their way to set themselves up in mansions with a real nice set up. It’s the kind of set up you see in movies.
Of course the rich Colombians don’t want them around their mansions so they have been moved further up the giant hill of Poblado. Tex tells us all this as we head up the mountain in his SUV with a drink in his hand. I keep expecting to see a giant entrance out of Scarface, instead it looks more like the bat cave.
We go through a old rust filled gate up a dirt road with no lights, if Joel hadn’t referred us to Tex I would have been freaked out expecting us to get two to the back of the head.
Finally we reach a giant house that quite frankly looked like it had never even been completed. We were approached by security who told us that we would have to pay a 10k fee if we did not choose a girl. Tex brushed this off and we headed inside as two dogs barked and howled at us from across the road.
Now before I continue I want to get into this whole 10k fee thing that the guard brought up. So you are probably thinking that the bouncer tried to con us. Well that is not exactly true. Here is what I realized on my trip. We are at a point in Medellin where casas may begin to charge covers to see the girls. At least the big casas, the small ones just want any business so I doubt its gotten to that point. The reason being is that there are too many gringos that go just to ogle the girls. They go up and check out the girls with not a peso in their pockets just to get a cheap thrill. They don’t buy drinks, it pisses off these casas since they cater to high end clients and hate to have their chains yanked. Since I plan on making Medellin a repeat destination I decided to take Mr.Bonds advice and in order to keep a good relationship with the casas I started tipping 1 to 5k whenever I went to see any lineups and left without picking anyone. I didn’t do this all the time but only with casas that I thought I would repeat with. I understand if you don’t agree with this but think about this for a second, this is barely 3 bucks.
From the outside this looked like a giant abandoned house, the minute we walked through the doors it looked like we had been transported to a super villain’s secret lair. This place was beautiful inside! Giant staircases, hardwood floors, nice bar overlooking a lushes backyard with a stellar stereo system.
We all sat down, ordered a drink and the hostess called for a line up with her walkie talkie. So I am used to going to these places and seeing mostly 7’s or 8’s and maybe one or two 10’s. This is the first time I have ever gone and said “okay so where are the ugly ones?” Every single girl in the line up was a 8 or above. I mean stellar bodies! They all came out in their sexy underwear, tanned and with perfect T & A. I wanted to make my selection there but Tex said to hold off and check out the line up at their sister club Abydoss which was cheaper before we made a selection. Mr.Ed was a little hesitant because he was told by Tex that the girl he wanted was known for not wanting to give a BBBJ. Which he said was a deal breaker. So we decided to heed Tex’s advice and took the trip down the mountain to Abydoss.
It was already an hour before closing when we arrived. We parked in this generic building of a busy intersection by a gorgeous black haired hostess with the whitest teeth I have ever seen in my life. We were ushered in upstairs and sat down in this little room when the girls came out for the line up. All the girls were attractive I would say mostly 7 and 8’s but after Loutron its just a hard act to follow. It was Monday so there were only 4 girls there.
Tex wound up accidentally freaking out one of the girls (Sarah) when she walked in and he said “Hey do you remember me? I took you out on my boat and fucked your cousin!” At least that’s what he was trying to say what came out in his broken Spanish sounded more like “You memba me….boat” The girl nervously looked around the room and said I don’t remember. Mr.Ed accidentally made things more awkward when he later called her back and asked if she gave BBBJ. To which she kinda snapped at him by saying something along the lines of “Are you going to make a decision or what?”
This pissed off Mr.Ed and put him in a foul mood for the rest of the night. I told him to let it go and he just kind of grumbled to himself. At this point Tex asked me to speak to the folks at Loutron and ask for girls to be delivered to us. Tex requested a thin spinner that Mr.Ed has his eye on called Alejandra. I wound up requesting a girl who I was drooling over called Juliana and asked for a girl Mr.Ed had shown some interest in called Camilla.
Tex dropped us off at the apartment and half hour later the girls showed up. Juliana was a blast from the minute she first walked through the door. She was really out going and just sexy as hell. Its like she oozed sex in everything she did. I honestly felt like a big shot having her just ask me what I wanted her to do. So what did I want this smoking hot Colombian to do for me? Well the geek in me just wanted one thing...
Photo: Juliana - Loutron 01
I have now fulfilled a life long fantasy. I fucked Wonder Woman. Juliana loved wearing the outfit and especially taking it off. Here is a video of her stripping.
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I highly recommend Juliana. She really just loved to fuck. She probably gave me the hottest massage I have had in my life. Only draw back of the night was Mr.Ed who kept knocking on my door to ask me questions. To be honest I cant remember what he asked, considering I had other things on my mind at the time. I will say that they were pretty pointless. The final straw came when he knocked on my door just as I was about to…uh…ride the invisible plane.
Mr.Ed was angry at Camilla. Apparently she did not want to BBBJ, she also wouldn’t let him give her oral. Basically she was just a pain. She then asked for cab fare home, which was when Mr.Ed knocked on my door one last time. I hissed at him to give her the 20k (12USD) and I would pay him back tomorrow. At which point he took the 20k from his wallet and handed it to Camilla while looking the other way.
Sex with Juiliana was great. She wouldn’t give me a BBBJ even with a offer of a tip. Not a big deal for me, I would say that I wished she would have been a better kisser since she only really pecked me. Still I wound up getting her cell phone for a follow up that sadly never came. Maybe next time I head down.
Afterwards I washed up and when I came out of the bathroom there was Juliana in my hot tub, naked as a God had made her, drinking champagne with a mischievous grin on her face. God I love Medellin! Camilla then came over and we all just drank the rest of the champagne while we joked around. Mr.Ed had left the apartment for a walk and didn’t return until a few hours after the girls had gone. I went to sleep that night finally knowing I had arrived in paradise.