I took a sleeping pill I picked up at the local drug store in order to have a decent nights sleep. So I slept in late on Wednesday. We got up and chatted with Mr.Bond who was in the balcony smoking a cigarette. We went over the previous nights events and he gave us some great advice. Mr.Bond is retired from Mongering which is a shame because he was telling us stories about his adventures with Cubanut that were a blast. He told us to check out some casas and gave us a map of all of them.

We decided to take Mr.Bonds recommendation on a local restaurant. So we hit this place right next to the hotel 10. So with that the curse was broken. We never did find a decent breakfast place but for the remainder of the trip had decent to great meals. Here's a picture of what we ate that day.






Afterwards we picked up some souvenirs at the tourist trap next door. Then we were off by taxi to New Life (CH Link) where everyone we had spoken too had that this was the Casa. The taxi driver found it easily enough. We head through the blue door, past the two security gates and up the stairs. We sat down next to some locals and ordered a coke to wait for the line up. New Life definitely lives up to its reputation as the Casa with the most girls. They had a line up of 14 girls. The quality was pretty good that ranged between 6 to 8, Mr.Ed chose a older thin girl and I wound up picking Nadia when the local grabbed my original pick. Nadia was on the darker side, not my usual type but she looked like she had a decent rack.

Rule #6 of the Mongering Handbook
Try to avoid girls covering their bellies since they may be hiding something else

Once again rookie mistake on my part. Seriously I must be rusty. So we get inside and she takes off her top and her boobs sag and she has a bit of a tummy. Big turn off but I am still hard so I said what the hell?

We start fucking and making out. I didn't offer to tip so cbj although by the looks of it she probably would have gone for it. She's going through the usual motions of faking it. Not a great actress. We're going at it for a bit when I wind up having this conversation with my cock...

Coqui: Dude seriously this is taking longer than usual, this is our first nut what gives?

MicroCoqui: she's not hot, I am not puking for her

Coqui: what the fuck man?! How can you do this to me? I'm paying for this!

MicroCoqui: You never pay attention to me, it's always nut here, nut to this, don't nut after 4 seconds, well fuck you...

So this goes on until I start smelling that burnt rubber smell you get when you have been at it for too long because she's drying up. Which is death to me because it just kills the mood. I'm paying for a fantasy, if I wanted to dry fuck women with a bad acting abilities I would have stayed home trolling Craigslist.

So I did what women have been doing to us since the dawn of time. I faked an orgasm.

What? Don't judge me, I had a headache

She is like trying to check for my cum and doesn't see it. So I tell her that the meds I take make me cum very little if at all. Yeah I don't think she bought it either. Oh well here's a picture of her...

Photo: Nadia - New Life 03

So I go outside expecting to see Mr.Ed but he's nowhere to be found. Turns out he is still with his girl! So I sit down and wait....and wait..and wait...this is like over a fucking hour! At this point I have seen the line up like 3 times. When suddenly I see this 9 walk up the stairs. At first I think maybe she's lost. Nope she worked there! I am about to ask for her when the local next to me jumps on the host like the girl was a live grenade.

Damn I got to work on my reflexes.

So he goes in with her and I am still waiting for Mr.Ed. Suddenly this older gringo comes in. This is the first time I saw a fellow mongerer, so I was feeling friendly. Here is what transpired...

Me: Hey what's up?

Guy: (shocked that I'm American) oh....hello...

Me: where you from?

Guy: (starts to sweat) uh......um...new york

Me: oh really me too, what part?

Guy: (shifts uncomfortably in his seat) oh.....really.....uh....uh....manhattan

Me: cool, you been here before?

Guy: (starts to fidget with his baseball cap) um......no....

Me: ok

At this point he chugs his coke and takes off. Guys seriously relax, I'm here doing the same thing as you. I'm not going to narc on you to your wife. Maybe he thought I was some fat, nerdy looking Colombian hitman.

After about 15 minutes the local who grabbed Paulina comes out. He's pretty happy, so not minding sloppy seconds I ask for Paulina. We go inside to the back, I am hearing fake orgasms galore while we're walking to the back room. Once we're in the room she starts taking off her clothes, she's all business. I'm like whoa, slow down cant we get to know each other, talk, look at naked pictures. You know, get in the mood. She laughs.

Well what can I say about hot Paulina (common name huh?) Well she sucked. I actually tipped her for the bbbj, and as usual half hearted effort sucking my cock. Then she gets on top all mechanical and shit. Not even moaning. Finally I get on top and she's looking the other way with this bored look on her face. Worst of all no kissing! Man no wonder your working at New Life for peanuts.

Once again this happens....

MicroCoqui: I'm not doing it.

Coqui: Oh for fucks sake, don't do this to me again!!!

MicroCoqui: She's a bitch she doesn't deserve our cum

Coqui: Since when have you been picky?! Remember fat Michelle in high school?

MicroCoqui: I was young and trying to please you

Coqui: So please me dick!!!!

MicroCoqui: okay I'll do it now

Coqui: Really?!

MicroCoqui: Nah just fucking with you

Coqui: I hate you.

Yeah once again I can't nut. You know I have gotten older and fatter. So I knew I wasn't going to be performing to the same levels I used to. But this was kind of a wake up call to get in shape. I didn't fake an orgasm this time (I didn't have the energy for another Oscar winning performance) but I asked her for her cell phone number with no intention of calling her. Why? Girls are more likely to let you take their picture if they think they can freelance for you.

Here's the pic

Photo: Paulina - New Life 04

As you can see I am the master of taking pictures on the fly.

Once I emerged from the back I see Mr.Ed as you can imagine he raved about his girl. He told me he had a similar experience with another gringo while he was waiting for me. Funny how life works.

So we head back to the apartment to rest. I pass by a pharmacy and pick up some Viagra and some supplies at the supermarket. It's night time at this point and I decide to take a chance and call Estefani. I saw pictures of her on a field report by Jaggerbowski and fell in love. Seriously I was obsessed with this woman for months. She's pretty much the reason I made the leap to hit Colombia. Now when I tried calling her from the states I got a wrong number, I figured she must have changed her number. After all these girls change their numbers more often than their panties. But once I got to Colombia and got a hacked phone and shocker Estefani picked up. I asked her to come over and she said sure and wanted to know if she could bring a friend. I said sure and told Mr.Ed to expect company.

I then proceeded to run around the apartment like a teenage girl waiting to see Justin Bieber.
Holy crap! I was checking my phone like a mad man. Mr.Ed was looking at me like I was crazy,

"You would think her pussy was made of gold, with the way your acting" he said

Finally the door bell rings and I open the door. I think I heard choir music when I first saw her. I melted with the sight of her smile. Mr.Ed even was like

"Dude those pictures don't do her justice...holy shit"

Estefani brought her cousin who's name was also Estefani. We soon called her Junior to avoid confusion. Junior hit it off with Mr.Ed right away with her so talkative. I just kept staring at Estefani. I could barely speak, I mean I know it sounds silly but I had been jerking off to pictures of this girl for months and there she was in the flesh.

Estefani looked at me and said..

"why are you staring at me?"

"Because your so beautiful, I almost don't think your real" I babble back

Thats when she kissed me long and hard. I pretty much was goo from that point on. So I ask her to join me in the bedroom. We talk for a bit and I say...

"Okay your gonna do something for me"

"what?" she says with a grin.

I point to the wonder woman costume on the counter. She starts to laugh her ass off. I then showed her the second costume I have. She then gets naked and puts on the costume. Here is some video of her goofing around

http://www.pornhost.com/8551172225/

She then takes the second costume and walks into Mr.Eds room (thankfully no one was naked) to strut her stuff. I think I saw Mr.Ed's eyes pop out of their sockets. She then points to junior and says....And your going to wear this!!

What was the costume? Well none other than the teen wonder Robin!

Here are some pics of the girls.....

Photos: Estefani & Cousin 05 06 07

We then leave to go to my room where I snap a few more pics of Estefani

Photos: Estefani 08 09 10 11 12

She then straddles me and whispers in my ear "fuck me papi." My friends I have had a lot of sex in my 34 years on this earth, some decent, some bad and some pretty good. But it's very rare that someone makes it to my top 5. Holy mother of God this girl could fuck! I went out with a Brazilian girl for 6 glorious months and I thought that she was addicted to sex cause we fucked all night. Shes an old maid compared to Estefani. Like I told Mr.Ed if she's faking then she needs to move to hollywood because she is an Oscar winning actress. After she finished fucking my brains out I just laid there on my bed, mostly in shock. I wanted to propose marriage at this point. Fucking A she was amazing.

At this point Junior bursts in the room naked to talk to Estefani. I was like okay well i guess she isnt shy. She whispers to Estefani something. Maybe they were planning another gig or maybe they where talking physics who knows and cares. At this point Mr.Ed walks in butt naked looking for Junior. Yeah I am going to need theraphy for seeing his cock, no offense but thats one side of my friends I dont want to ever see. Anyway Junior tells him to hold his horses and runs back to his room with him following her. I then take out my toung vibrator. This little sex toy was a huge hit with Juliana that night, I figured let me see if Estefani likes it. Well from her reaction I think I made her see God. At one point I am mounting her misonary style fucking her when Junior walks in the room to talk to Estefani.

"Um shes kinda busy right now!" I tell her.

Junior blushes and goes back outside, Estefani is cracking up.

Now afterwards I think the seeds of destruction where laid. I had told Mr.Ed that I would cover the girls (150k each) as a thank you for being a good buddy. So I paid my girl the 300k and told her to split it with her cousin and I gave her 50k tip (trust me she fucking earned it.) The girls took off (I gave Estefani my wonder woman outfit because I really did buy it for her) and I turn to Mr.Ed and say....

"Wow that was amazing!"

"Yeah mine was great too, I even gave her a 50k tip" he replied

"Really? me too, I mean I think they'll be happy with 300k either way" I said

"Wait, why did you pay them 300k, I thought it was 150k?" he said surprised

"Yeah 300k total which is what I gave Estefani for her and her cousin, remember I said I would cover it" I said

"Oh shit I gave Junior 150k!!!!" he said

Yep those girls made their rent that night. I wasn't going to track them down and demand the money back. I really wanted Estefani to be my regular every trip to Colombia. Looking back maybe I should have made a big deal about it, considering what was to come....

Two things: First, Cubanut is a legendary guy to hang out with. I've only had the pleasure of meeting him once, but it was on my first trip to Medellin and he taught me so much... His presence is sorely missed.

Second, nice camera dude! These pictures of Estephani are great!

Do you enjoy covered blow jobs or something...I mean it's like a $10 tip to get it bare and some girls will do it automatically. You will be able to cum much easier if you start with a BBBJ no matter who you are.

You can see yourself in your video so you might want to edit it. Dude, you are Latino, you should do great in Colombia. Just listen to your inner macho.

That Estefany is a big one. Sexy Gordibuena. Very pretty face, nice rolls and a wide nalga. Sounds like she was a good choice.

I guess maybe its good to remind your buddy that you are going to pay for the girls before you do it. Unless you told him that ahead of time. Think about it though, you paid a girl to give you an all time best fuck and you paid $170 for it. You would do that in a heartbeat right now.

I barely ever come from blow jobs, like i said i am pretty indifferent from covered or not. The meds I take do the increase the amount I finish also, also like i said these past few years my dick has become quite temperamental.

I actually told my friend ahead of time that i would cover it. I literally said it before i opened the door to let them in. Like i said I wasn't too upset about over playing her by mistake. But the story takes some more turns, stay tuned

Nice pull! I'll have to re visit Dr. J's report now.

wonder women has such great child bearing hips.

nice report so far , keep it coming.

I've never gotten turned on by a comic book character - until now

Reminds me of Wayne's World when Garth asked Wayne if he thought Buggs Bunny was hot when he dressed as a woman!

Thanks for your trip report. I think I know what Estefani will be dressing up as this Halloween!