I woke up feeling like a million bucks. I had gotten the fuck of my life and had a great sleep. Medellin was looking like my kind of town. It was the afternoon when Mr.Ed and I decided to hit a beer place across the road from hotel 10. Neither of us are beer drinkers but we saw this waitress the day before and wanted to get a closer look. Childish? Yes but fuck it we were on vacation.



I felt like eating cheap American crap and I got what I wanted. I got a good t-bone and some onion rings. So much about my vow of cutting down on the crap I eat. Anyway I forgot the waitresses name. Shame too, since she was just a sweetheart. Mr.Ed was trying to run game on her but I don't think his Spanish was helping him come across very well. Don't get me wrong Mr.Ed speaks decent Spanish way above any gringo but I think the subtly is something he's still trying to grasp. But hey we didn't come to Medellin to date waitresses right?

Today we vowed to find those casas we had no luck finding in the past few days. So with Mr.Bonds map and info from Club Hombre we were off on our quest. First stop Geishas (CH Link), so we jumped into a cab and drove down to Centro. Well the cabbie couldn't find the place so we had him drop us off at the metro where one description on the board said it was behind it. Jesus, we looked everywhere but could not find the place so we wound up walking up the street passing Nancy's. We wound up bumping into some dude passing cards for Andromeda (CH Link) a new Casa. So we had him take us there, it was in this small little apartment that you know some dude who lived there just said "Hey why don't I just gather up any girl I find to my apt and call it a Casa?"

Andromeda had girls who were either crack whores or not my type. Neither of us were interested so we took off to find another casa. We gave up on Geisha so we tried to find Sexy (CH Link).

So we started walking up 45 but after 8 or 10 blocks we were tired and gave up. Once again we run into someone handing out cards. This time a cute girl. This casa was in the back of what used to be a deli converted to a office. We sat down and got the line up. There about 6 girls some were once again not my type, but some were pretty doable. I saw one girl named Gina who was a cute little blond with a natural rack. Mr.Ed didn't see anything he liked. I thought about pulling the trigger and taking Gina but I was just waiting for that stunner. So I passed a 5K tip to the hostess for her trouble and went on yet another quest this time to find Naty (CH Link).

The problem we were having was that the buildings are just numbered incorrectly or not at all. I see this a lot in Latin countries but I'm sure it's nothing new anywhere. Anyway we wound up finding Club de Amigas (CH Link) instead which had 7 girls all not my type, unsafe or ugly. We then took off and decided to head to Blue Room (CH Link) since it was part of a large avenue we figured we couldn't possibly get lost. Boy were we in for a shock...

We managed to snag the most clueless cab driver in Medellin. We tell him ave 33 and the building number. He looks at us puzzled and says, where's ave 33? I'm like are you fucking kidding me?! At this point we are stuck in traffic. He goes and says "Oh wait I know where it is!"

Yeah right! He knew where it was so well that he asked two cabbies and a cop where ave 33 was! Jack ass! Almost a full 40 minutes and we stumble into Blue Room. According to what I was told the owners of Loutron and Abydoss (CH Link) also owned Blue Room. I guess its like a tier system. The rookies start at blue room and work their way up to the other clubs.

So we ask about the line up and 8 girls come out. They had a decent crop basically 7's and 8's. I would have loved to have had my way with this one huge tittied black haired beauty. But I was starving and exhausted from being cramped in that stupid cab that we both wound up passing on the girls. Gave the hostess 5k for her time which she appreciated. We walked down the road since she told us that there were many restaurants to choose from.

So we're walking down ave 33 looking at restaurants and we weren't that impressed. Most looked like tourist traps or cheap grills. We found a Chinese place but left when I asked the owner if they had wonton soup and he replied "what's that?"

Finally we came across a giant shopping center. We crawled to the food court and had some frozen yogurt. Then we ate some really good steak and chicken from a fast food place called Grandmas Place. I got to say it was pretty tasty, probably the best fast food I have had in a while.

So we grab a cab and head back to the apartment. We rest up and decide to call Estefani and Junior. They quickly agree to meet up and 8pm that night they are knocking on our door. The girls tells us that we need to go to this restaurant in Poblado that has excellent food. I forgot the name of it but it was a pretty cool place it had a Hawaiian vibe to it. While we are eating, I was having a great time just getting to know Estefani.

Here's what I "learned" and I quote that because you can never trust what these girls tell you. Trust me I have seen it a million times.

Estefani lives with her mom.
Her dad died in a car crash when she was young.
She has a 15 year old brother who has a Nintendo Wii
She works for a massive cookie company in Latin America (of which i have been a customer since i was 3.)
No kids
Loves reggaeton
And is addicted to her blackberry.

We had a really good time and the food was great. Estefani was giving me what I needed. The feeling that I had a beautiful woman into me. She gave me the intimacy that I really look for. That sex workers in the states would never do or know how to properly fake it.

Anyway back to the story. We head back to the apt and our respected rooms. Estefani immediately grabs me and shoves her tongue down my throat. Jesus, where have you been all my life?! It was a pretty intense make out session. I felt like a 14 year old kid making out with his sweetheart but you know dirty and without the premature ejaculation.

We start ripping each others clothes off, you know there's something nice about a woman who doesn't need a bra. I go downtown and I give it my all. I got to say I love giving girls oral. It's frigging awesome to see their honest reaction as they curl their toes, lock their hips around your head and moan. Mr.Ed later told me he could hear Estefani screaming from the living room. I'll be honest, I felt like a football player making the Super Bowl touchdown when she came.

I'm pretty different from your average monger. You see most mongers want to just nut. I actually get off on getting the girl off. It's an ego thing.

Anyway she returned the favor big time. Which is another reason why I like giving girls oral.

So after a few hours of fucking and hanging out Estefani and junior took off. I gave Estefani a big tip because she was stellar. She kissed me and hugged me then told me she would see me the next day for my birthday. After they took off, Mr.Bond showed up with his girl. Mr.Bond's girl is a real sweet heart and it's a treat to have a conversation with her. We all wound up telling her corny dirty Spanish jokes. Afterwards we called it a night and got ready for the weekend.

So I know this entry has no pictures (I don't know why I didn't take more), because of that I saved a picture of Estefani as Wonder Woman as a reward to reading this entry. Enjoy.....

Photo: Estefani 13

I have a feeling you might just be paranoid or hypersensitive about the casas having underage girls. You like big girls and any girl thats tiny you might perceive as underage.

You may be right Blazers but I tend to have a good record at guessing age. The problem is between 18 to 20 some latinas tend to look like they are between 14 to 17. So yeah maybe I may have confused some 18 or 19 year olds for being younger. Still I do think there were some underage girls at least some of the casas, maybe pretending they are 18 or maybe not.

I hate to say this, but I feel like you would have fared quite a bit better with some sort of guide there.

Sure, but the minute I brought up the fact that BOYD could have taken him to about 10 or 20 joints that afternoon, I get yelled at.

Folks who go the apartment route are on their own. For better or worse.

There was a killer map made by a guy over on the costaricaticas.com site. Don't think you can access it for free but give it a try. Great map.

I dont think one bad day ruins a trip guys, sure it was a bust but I still had a good time, Pauly I actually did have a map but even with that I could not find some of those casas. Pretty much because unless you know someone they are pretty well hidden.

I actually had some numbers of a few guides but Mr.Ed talked me out of it because he said it was a waste of money. Joel even offered to do a casa tour but we could never get our schedules in sink.

Frankly I actually enjoy the whole searching for casas, its like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold you have pussy and instead of pirates there are trannies

Pauly, my last half dozen trips to Medellin have been going the apartment route and I've never had these problems... And I don't even speak Spanish.

Coqui at the rate you were wasting money a few extra bucks for a guide wouldn't have bankrupted you!

I like the part about the owner of the Chinese restaurant not knowing what Won Ton soup is, that's pretty damn funny!

Getting a guide sounds like the way to go unless you're really in to wild goose chases.

Great report, I'm enjoying it.

Here is a map of the casas, it is excellent although some of the casas may have gone out of business and some newer ones are not on it.

I was able to find almost all of the casas I looked for, mainly the ones I could walk to from the central location around New Life. No guide, rudimentary Spanish.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0z=13&msid=200421415499379545726.000497393777eab152395

You meet the "all-time fuck of your life" (who you have been jerking off to her photos for months)....so, you have this super nice crib + basically hot chica you fantasize about = you wasting a day casa shopping ???
If nothing else, you should just be ordering in some quality chicas or enjoying some of the finer aspects of the city.

One thing I learned is if you meet a girl you like, try to enjoy it as much as possible. You might think that there will be other trips -- but generally even if you see her again on another trip it won't be the same. Keep in mind that most if not all these girls live in some small dwelling with an extended family and have a very humble lifestyle. The idea of escaping that even in the short-term is a refreshing change of pace.

Cinco I would have been more than happy to do just that but remember I am not alone this trip and Mr.Ed really wanted to do the casas. He repeated with Junior mostly out of a favor to me. Also you know I would have been a shitty friend to dump him on his own in a new country which he knows nothing about. Basically Bros Before Ho's

Coqui, I remember seeing the photos of Estefani from Dr. J's earlier trip report, and thinking "I would so do that chica if I had the chance." Looks like I was not the only one who had that thought ! Good stuff.

I was in Medellin at about the same time as Coqui and I enjoyed myself at a lower price point.

Here's Photos of Anny from Solo Fantasias (Calle 54, 49-97 Piso 3) 32,000 COP for 30 mins. Hopefully Hombre will upload them quickly even in showcase format.

Here's Photos of Daniela, a freelancer from Rio Negro that I found working on Mayorista. 80,000 COP for a solid 60mins of PSE. What do you guys think?

I think you need to post the photos

I sent them to Hombre to be uploaded into the secure gallery and hopefully be rated on once they are up ... please be patient

Photos: Anny - Solo Fantasias 01 02
Photos: Daniela - Mayorista 01 02

Thanks Hombre and Topfotog--my impatience was rewarded.

Nice chicas, especially Anny. Daniela is nice too, but isn't 80K a little high for Mayorista (this is a question, not an assertion, I've only been there once)

Anny was a casa girl so CBJ but extremely passionate in the DFK department. Her makeup was a bit off but I repeated with her anyway .
Daniela was BBBJ, DFK & almost CIM for a solid, non-stop 60mins . The normal Mayorista talent can be extremely hit & miss with the pricing these days at 30K for 30mins(1 pop, CBJ) plus room cost. So considering her looks, body & attitude I thought she was a bargain.
I just wanted to illustrate that you don't need to break the bank to enjoy Medellin.

No offense Top the quality between my girls and yours are vastly different. I am sure I could have gotten girls for a cheaper price but I don't think I would have gotten the same quality as what I received. But like I said in my intro I am not interested in getting play for the lowest price.

Wow Top, Anny is sweet! You did good. Can't wait to see your girls Coqui.

Any girl is available at mayorista for 30k + 12k for the room for a 1/2 hr. if you paid more then you have gringo or foreigner stamped across your forehead.

I know Estefanie as Stefani. Your spelling is probably correct. She was introduced to me by my driver and friend in Medellin named Alvaro. I brought her to the Mansion and it was fun watching all the jaws drop even Greg's. This was before she had be breast enlarged. I have to say that I vastly prefered them before. She let me video our whole session together, but obviously I can't show it here. I managed to cut out a very short clip of her without me, but since it's in HD, it's taking forever to upload.

She knows lots of other good talent that she keeps on her Blackberry. I think she is making a small business out of it.

Photos: Apology S 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09

This chick actually doesn't need any enhancements... looks pretty good au natural.

The beer chick is cute too.

Your reports are funny!

Silicone boobs to go with her already enhanced silicone ass. I like my Colombianas natural. Not to hard to find them with the already built in mothernatures enhancements.

Before the 90-Day voting period is up, any hombre that has not checked out my photos of Anny & Daniela posted above (available in Showcase format) please do and cast your vote. THANKS!