I woke up to Mr.Bond and his girlfriend in our living room. His girl began to sing me happy birthday which was very sweet and she excused herself to do errands. Mr.Ed came out of his room to stretch his legs and we began to talk to Mr.Bond about his adventures of his Mongering days. Its pretty cool to talk so openly about our hobby. Especially with fellow Latinos, mongers in the states I have found are very secretive when it comes to inviting people into their worlds. I don't blame them, the states had always had a puritanical look on sex.
Anyway Mr.Bond then begins to talk about Demi Moore. This was the second person to speak about her since we arrived. Tex had spoken about her on our first day with a twinkle in his eye. Mr.Bond also had that look of loving nostalgia when speaking about her. If you have been living under a rock, Geraldine is an infamous girl who has been raved about by many mongers on the forum for years. She has appeared in many reports in Medellin. She got the nickname Demi Moore because she resembles the actress in her younger years. I had no plans on contacting her during my trip but after seeing two men speak about her like they were speaking about a lost love from days gone by made me start reconsidering my decision. Mr.Ed then announced that he wanted to meet the infamous Demi Moore.
Mr.Bond perked up and got excited. He told us to join him, Joel and their girl friends to a club called Trilogia (Trilogy.) Where a live band would perform covers of the rock greats like Metallica, Aerosmith, & The Rolling Stones to the audience on a rotating stage. Mr.Ed agreed and so did I figuring I would just bring Estefani to dinner and the club with us. So I e-mailed Infanticide for her number and he quickly replied with her latest cell. I took the initiative and called her up.
Demi picked up and suspiciously asked in a horrible attempt at English who had given me her cell phone.
"oh yeah I was told by...." at this point I came to the realization that Infanticide had never given me his real name. I couldn't very well say Infanticide or she would think I was crazy. Thinking on my feet I said Mr.Bond. It turns out Mr.Bond and Demi's x share the same first name and apparently it was not a good break up.
"Mr.Bond is my X, he not gave number you, who give you my number?" she said in horrible English refusing to speak to me in Spanish. I then hand the phone to Mr.Bond who clears up the confusion and she then speaks to Mr.Ed and they make plans to meet at the restaurant that we would be going to later that night. Mr.Bond is exited because he loves seeing the drama she creates with the girls.
Mr.Ed then asks me what I would like to do. I tell him I really want to go to Loutron (CH Link) and grab a ten to make her dress up as Robin for my birthday for a sexy strip tease. He said fine, at this point the maid arrived to clean the apartment. We had asked Joel for a maid the past few days but he had been so busy he couldn't get a hold of us to set it up. So the night before we spoke to the security guard and he set it up for us today.
We gave the maid the 50k we had agreed upon and left to have breakfast (by that point brunch) with Mr.Bond and his girl. We hit this restaurant in Poblado who's name I don't remember. We had a good time talking and I payed for the meal since the night before Mr.Ed had picked up the dinner tab when we were out with the girls. Afterwards we went to this cafe which served the sickest ice cream sunday. Seriously I still have dreams about this place.
We hung out a bit there for another hour or so then said goodbye to go to Loutron. The trip to Loutron always impresses me since you are going up the mountain to a secret lair filled with the hottest girls of Colombia. We arrive and the guard asked if we had been there before. Knowing what he meant we said yes.
Rule#7 of the Mongering Handbook
If you are ever asked at a strip club, casa or brothel if you have been there before your answer should always be YES!
We head inside have a drink and chat while waited for the line up. Once again the line up at Loutron was spectacular. I even saw Juliana who came by and gave me a big hug. I was on the fence of who to take when I saw the cutest girl of the litter wander in late. She was a little dorkie which I found rather charming. Mr.Ed chose Alejandra which he had originally wanted our first night but Tex had scooped her up.
So we pay the 240k and headed back to the apartment. We walk in, I go to my room and the maid is there scrubbing my bathroom sink. Now we left her 5 hours ago! I tell her thanks but that we have company so she should leave and head back to the living room. We smoke some pot and drink, we're having a good time when I notice it's been almost 30 minutes and the maid hasn't left. I head back to my bed room and find her getting ready to scrub the jacuzzi and ask her what she's doing. She looks at me timidly and says she's almost done. I tell her don't worry about it but she has to go. She nods and tells me she will change out of her scrubs and will leave.
I head back to the living room and I am getting annoyed. Finally after 12 minutes I get up and knock on my bathroom door. The maid quickly gets out and I just give her the get the fuck out look. Which she thankfully does. When I get back Joanna (my girl) asks how long we paid for Mr.Ed says an hour, to which the girls say we have almost used it up so we need to pay for another.
I stare blankly at them. Mr.Ed proceeds to take his wallet out. At this point I snapped. So I think to myself you bitches want another 240k? Fine but I'm going to make you work for it. I tell Joanna to get in her costume because I am going to tape her. She gives me a little lip but I stare her down. She gets dressed and looks great but she's a bit of a airhead so she had a hard time following orders for the camera.
Photo: Johanna - Loutron 14
I excuse myself and head to my room then I put my camera on the desk across from my bed and hit record. Fuck if I am paying for two hours I am making a sex tape. I brought Joanna to my room she looks at the camera and back to me. I gave her a serious look and asked “problem?” she replies how she normally charges extra for a video. I tell her your making 480k that should cover it and your cab fare home. She looks at me and realizes that I am not going to back down and nods. I then had her strip for me. Sadly she did this out of the range of my camera (sneaky little bugger) but here are a few stills from Coqui's Cartel Bitches 2.
Photos: Johanna - Loutron 15 16 17 18 19 20
I then proceeded to do everything under the sun that I could imagine. I ate her out, had her bbbj, spanked her, tied her up while I passed a feather over her body, etc. I fucked her in the bed, the bathroom, the jacuzzi and even the balcony. By the end of it I had nutted twice and she was walking wobbly. I made her cum so much she was having rolling orgasms. Yeah I got my money's worth, she's lucky I'm not into anal.
Anyway I gave Joanna the Robin costume because I honestly had no more use for it. By the time the girls left it was almost time for dinner with Mr.Bond. We took off to this Italian place next to Mario Brothers. They had really good food, I had some lasagna that was out of this world.
Halfway through dinner Mr.Ed gets a call from Demi Moore. He quickly gets and leaves the restaurant. 12 minutes later he returns but no Demi Moore. I ask him what happened and he says he will tell me later. I ask again and he growls that he will tell me later then gets up and goes outside again. At this point we are all just confused, 5 minutes later an annoyed Mr.Ed comes back inside and sits down. I ask him if he's ok and he says yes, so I drop the subject. This is when Demi walks into the restaurant and sits next to me, she says hi and asks Mr.Ed for his phone which he gives her, she takes the sim card out, puts it in her phone and makes a quick 2 minute call.
I look over at Demi and think to myself that she is looking pretty good. She excuses herself and walks out.
"okay I was right" Mr.Ed says bitterly
"Right about what?" I ask
"She has another gig" he replies
Mr.Ed then tells me that for the past 15 minutes he has been walking up and down the block with Demi as she is arguing with someone on the phone. Mr.Ed is ticked off about this and I tell him to chill that from what I have read this is typical Demi Moore. He tells me that he's not going to deal with this crap and would rather just go to another Casa. I then say...
"Dude if your not going to hit that, I will"
"That's fine" he says.
I pay for dinner and leave to put minutes in my phone. As I leave I see Demi leaning into a car having a conversation with someone as Mr.Ed stands behind her with a frustrated look on his face. Once I get back Demi is gone, Mr.Ed told her in a kindly way to fuck off.
We then go to the ATM and I encounter a problem. Now when I came down to Colombia I had a very tight budget. So as a precaution I placed 400 dollars in my Banco Popular card. All my other money had been in my TD bank that was now overdrawn by a 100 bucks. Due to me wasting money on rookie mistakes, I now needed this emergency money because I only had 300k left on me. Well I get error messages when I try to use the card. Mr.Ed asks me what's wrong I tell him and he responds.
"Oh don't worry dude I'll cover you"
"really? Are you sure?" I ask
"Yeah I brought more than enough with me" he replies
Once we are back in the apt Mr.Ed changes to go to Trilogia. I decide to stay in as I am still run down and Estefani has flaked on me. She never picked up the phone when I called her numerous times through out the day or replied to my texts.
So I fill up the Jacuzzi with some nice warm water. I put on some nice relaxing music. Light up a joint and get in to relax. I chilled out for a while just listening to the sounds of Medellin on a Friday night. I had the peace I was craving all day, sadly it would turn out to only be the calm before the storm…