When I was restricted to covered sex (with a condom) while getting over NSU (non-specific urethritis), I decided to try it. Reading reports here on CH influenced my decision. I had heard that the tighter fit compensates for the loss of feeling some claim from the condom. It seems appropriate that this experiment occurred in Thailand. But this is really a coda to the PI report so I'm posting it here.

I tried it a couple of times. Both girls told me to go get a lady boy, but then lay face down for me anyway. But I couldn't get it in. (Each time with a condom and a dollop of KY.) It's not really an opening; it's just a point.

It finally occurred with a masseuse in Pattaya that I suspect was experienced. She got on all fours and put her head down on a pillow. That might have made the difference. I worked it for a while and when it went in, about a third of it went in suddenly and I yelped! It felt warm and... ...forbidden. We separated instantly. I think she pulled away thinking I was hurt. I tried again.

It was easier to get re-started and we went for a while, then I looked down and saw that I was in her vagina! I said, "HEY!! That isn't..." --and she busted out laughing her ass off! I turned her over on her back and we continued the old-fashioned way for a while, in missionary position while having a good laugh. (Another first!) But the thought of that brief flash a few minutes before had me more curious than ever, so we got back into doggie position.

Once we got going, it honestly didn't feel any tighter than a vagina. It was just sex, except that a couple of times I could smell poo-poo. Which was kind of gross. (I'm glad I didn't detect any "mud bunnies.") Also, I couldn't put it all the way in --there was some resistance. I asked her if it hurt and she said a little.

I was too worn out from spending the night with my main squeeze to pop, and I was getting tired of it, so we stopped. When I pulled out, the teat of the condom contained a bit of white liquid that looked just like semen. I definitely hadn't ejaculated, though. Odd.

This episode briefly opened a Pandora's box of mental "issues." But I finally reckoned: I tried it once and don't want to do it anymore, so any "transgression" aspect to it seems forgivable, i.e., when I'm filling out that final immigration form and get to the question "Did you ever initiate anal sex?" I can put, "Yes, but only once with an adult Thai sex worker. And I didn't pop." It bugged me to realize that each of us is carrying around what is potentially a pussy. Makes me feel kind of vulnerable.

Sorry if this grossed anyone out. I thought reporting the experience might help someone else with future decisions.