Thanks to Prittdee for his succinct Curacao report back in August 2011...you sparked in me the best urge in this hobby, the desire to get out and try someplace new.



This is going to be a lame report about an awesome trip I took in June...sorry guys. But if there is only one mongering hot spot that is only for those "in the know," I'd say it's Campo Allegre (CH Link) on the Caribbean island of Curacao and I'd feel negligent for not reporting on it. http://campoalegresex.com/photogallery.php?id=3 Like an FKK in Germany it 's discreetly tucked away from public view amongst some hills. Even with driving directions from Google maps, you would be able to go right by it as there's no billboards or signs showing you where to exit. Instead, as you drive north on Franklin D. Rooseveltweg, on your right you'll see a large, green, illuminated leaf in the distance piercing through the darkness, like a bat signal of sorts. BTW, rent a car, you can book it through the same websites for US travel, you need no international license and it'll cost you less per day than one cab ride from the southern shore to Campo. It's an easy 15 minute drive once you know where you're going. Directions from your hotel to Campo Allegre are easily obtained from Google maps.

After a long hiatus from travel, this is just what the doctor ordered. A warm breezy island with lots of excellent dive sites by the morning, the Euro Cup on TV at the Floris Suite poolside bar every afternoon, a nice private beach owned by the hotel, regrettably overpriced restaurants, more on that later, and what must be the largest open air brothel on earth and it's 100% legal. Since photography is not allowed, I recommend clicking the link above and reading the web site's details for an accurate description. I don't need to add much. Knowing that even if the figure of 120+ Latin women was an exaggeration and there were only 50 or so, the odds of finding one I like each night had to be good, and at $30 a session no regrets if a session was average and no need to hesitate about pulling the trigger either.

The Layover - Miami

Monday. I stayed at the Element Hotel, which I got for $75/night blind on price line. This is one of these new fake environmentally conscious hotels with oxygen enriched air and perfect temperature control to help you get a good night's sleep etc. It worked so well that I overslept for my flight. Or maybe it was because I had spent the night prior closing the Doral Maimi Hooters, then getting laid in the champagne room of an unnamed Miami strip club (virtually all Miami strip clubs will have sex in the champagne room) by a Mexican chick doing lines off of my dick, and then finally closing down Scarlett's at 6 AM. I love Miami, probably more than any American city I've ever been to, but you could lose your mind in a weekend here even if you're not rolling with Anthony Bourdain. So I go there a few weekends a year now using Southwest miles I get from the erewards surveys I do in my spare time.

In/out of the shower and breaking the speed packing world record I bee lined it to the airport to beg for a standby seat on another flight even if it's the next day. In the re booking line I chatted up this cute short, black spinner from some town outside of Miami who also overslept from too much Miami. I started to imagine the possibility of banging her silly in my hotel room, since she's in town alone, should I have to stay overnight. Back to reality, I'm next and there's a 5:30 PM flight the same night for a $75 rebooking fee. Whew! I checked in a bag to make myself get serious about making this flight and found an Au bon pain and sipped coffee and devoured an everything bagel with cream cheese. I surfed the web to cancel my car rental reservation that I was not going to make and got a lower price on the replacement...cool. While watching eye candy pass by the window, I knew I had a full five hours before the flight and wondered if I shouldn't take a cab to a bar somewhere to kill the time. Or a strip bar? Or..."Never mind, you'll miss this flight too and your suitcase will have a nice trip without you," my inner mother said.

Of course 5 hours wasn't enough punishment. Barack Obama and his motherfucking Air Force One had to show up and freeze all other air traffic including my inbound jet. Oh and American sells snacks but doesn't serve meals on flights to Curacao.

Paradise Found



Getting into Curacao was a breeze albeit a slow one at the rental car counter, but like most islands there's no hurry. I already knew diving was shot the next day and Campo was open 24/7 so I was relaxed. After all I made it despite my excesses of the night prior. After getting lost all over the Floris Suite's (CH Link) maze like tropical grounds I found the front desk, got checked into my junior suite, which I got on Orbitz for $80 night. Hotels can be pricey but if you shop around you should find something decent for under $100. A good bar is more important than a good pool, you have lots of turquoise Caribbean to swim in all around you. A kitchenette can help you save on food, lots of hotels have em.



BTW, US currency is widely accepted at hotels, lots of restaurants and even by the girls at Campo but I don't know about taxis and I ate almost exclusively at the many food trucks around the island because restaurants are pretty expensive.

Unpack, shower, quick nap, Google maps and I'm heading to Campo. I missed a few turns due to the darkness and poor signage, but when I saw that leaf I knew I was on track. Admission was 10 guilders and it was packed. Tuesday is lady's night and accompanied, I think, women can come in and get there shock jollies. When I first got in I saw that it was also car night. Some pretty cool tricked out cars and bikes not many, no Import Tuner girls, but about 100 Colombian hookers walking about in varying states of undress. Beyond the parking lot is what must have been the dining hall in this place's past life as a Dutch(?) army camp. It was jam packed inside with Caribbean American guys some local some from the States, a few Miami Heat jerseys as they had just won the championship and really you could almost believe you're in Miami. Lots of people speaking Spanish signs in English. There was a strip show going on that all the accompanied ladies were interested in.

I ended up taking a little Colombian spinner whose name escapes me for 50 Guilders and I was sure to ask the mandatory BBBJ, BBFS and anal questions. CBJ is my only deal breaker so if BBBJ is a go I agree to go and then ask about BBFS and anal on the way to the room in the dormitories that are on either side of the dining hall. No BBFS but yes to anal, only she had to be on top. I really wanted to get her doggy style anal, but it was still a good session overall and I tipped her 10 Guilders in case I end up coming back to her I can count on another good session. Afterwards I got a beer from the little bar on the veranda of the main building. Later that night I saw this chick Lorena in these hot, white, fuck me boots. She wanted $50 US and I relented as she was the hottest chick I saw in the compound. I took my chances. An ok session took place, I had another beer and then I left. My advice, make the $50 request a deal breaker. All these girls only want the money of course, but the ones asking for $50 are trying to make the quick buck rather than earn repeat service. Only 1 other girl asked for $50 in 4 days, both $50 girls I had to approach, and I followed my own advice and passed on the second one.

Since I don't have pics and forgot most of the names I'll just sum up how 4 nights transpired. Keep in mind after 2 long dives per day, being in the sun, having a few beers, usually one pop was all I needed or could muster before I was exhausted and longed for my junior suite.

Day 1 - Anal Spinner - $30 - BBBJ, covered sex, anal but on top only. Not bad.
Lorena - $50 - Not bad, but not good enough for $20 extra - skip on Lorena.

Day 2 - Angie - $30 Great session, DFK, lots of nipple licking, ball sucking, BBBJ, wore tiny shorts, bra and boots, had her own laser light machine in the room. I'm thinking of getting one, they're small, inexpensive and fun, sort of like Angie
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Day 3 - Pussy hot - $30 I forgot this girl's name but she edged out Angie to be the best which surprised me. Best ass in the compound bar none and when she attempted English to seal the deal she described herself as "pussy hot." That made me hot. Very GFE in bed and while blowing me she changed her mind about anal but wanted $60 extra. I said yes but tomorrow night as I didn't have that much on me. A very good session ensued and hitting that ass doggy style knowing I'd be getting anal tomorrow night made it even better.

Day 4 - Pussy hot/Perfect ass - $30 + $60 tip. That's a lot, but I don't mind splurging when I know certain requests will be fulfilled and fulfilled well. I didn't totally destroy her anus, but for that kind of money I wasn't going to be limited to just 1 minute of anal time. I made sure to switch to vag multiple times, so she wouldn't quit one me. She coped well, even fucked me back while in anal. I got my doggy style anal and we really stroked it out to finish. Got her email, a .es address, which probably explains her English proficiency, I think she's just saying she's Colombian, but really a Spanish college sutdent. I wouldn't be shocked if most of these girls are actually from Venezuela and use Colombia as a cover. I've since misplaced the email and will have to forage for it a bit. Ans did I mention she had a great ass?



Some Thoughts:

I like FKKs and for lack of a better term. that's what I'll call Campo. They're comfortable places to be, usually in an open air setting, so you can easily have multiple sessions without feeling like a loiterer in between them. No GFE really, but how many times have you been in the PI, you hesitate a moment and that girl you were eyeballing is gone, off on a GFE presumably, oh how sweet. But now she's gone. You come back to the bar the next day to look for her and she's not there usually. Now your care free mongering trip has transformed into a chore, and your regret at not pouncing on her like a crazed trader on the floor of the NYSE builds. LT is actually a bad thing for mongering in terms of availability, you pay more than double a ST but probably only screw twice. I've done it, probably will again, but I don't prefer it.

If you want to screw the same girl twice and you have the energy, when the ST is done, ask her for another session, you'll pay again, but you want to rest for a few minutes in bed with her. She'll most likely agree, as it's a sure thing. After 5 minutes, take her into the shower, soap each other up and start making out. Ask for a massage on the bed, somewhere in this process you should have become aroused again and away you go with more staying power on the second round too. No shopping, no meals, no nonsense, just a double header much like with an old girlfriend in the college dorm. You're a free man once you step outside that dormitory door too.

You want to see her again, tomorrow you know where to go, she is going to be there. Grab a beer and wait. Within an hour she'll be walking by. Can't wait that long? There's 50-100 substitues constantly circulating around like taxis. Just hail one you like and jump in; they all have the same meter (for the most part).

Spanish is not strictly required but if you have no Spanish, get a grasp of numbers, use google translate to get your sexual requests translated and write them down.

Use fatwallet for your bookings. They get a kickback to refer you to expedia hotwire etc. with clickthorughs and as thanks they give you some cash back after 90 days via paypal. It's only a few dollars here and there, but I'll always accept free money however small the amount.

I'll be back for sure. With airfares for less than $300 RT from the East Coast, excellent diving and great weather, it would be madness not to make Curacao my new destination of choice. Anyone up for a weekend getaway/super bowl party?

Great report on a new destination. I would have never thought about Curacao... I am Miami based now, so every Caribbean location is within easy reach.

You're in the best position to take advantage of this. Flights as low as $250 RT from Miami. Have fun!

Nice report....I am thinking of hitting Trinidad. I have some friends that go there often and claim to hump some real stars there.

BP: I know you are a big fan of FKKs. For the $30 that you pay is the session about a half hour? Were the sessions rushed? If you can not drive, what are the transportation options? Are the rooms decent, clean? Any chance of the chicas visiting your much nicer hotel room on her day off (if you can manage it)?

(Message edited by topfotog on August 15, 2012)

Johnny, Be sure to get us a report I'm curious to hear your perspective on Trinidad. Keep in mind though that a hot gene pool doesn't mean there will be good P4P options in that country, unless the country is it's own mongering epi center like Brazil, or Thailand.

Topfotog, Good questions. Yes it's about 30 minutes. I was never timed by anyone or made to feel rushed. Although the island is Dutch, this isn't Amsterdam, most of the people there are Dutch who don't monger in Amsterdam's RLD anyway, that's the tourist trap. I'm sure there's a girl or two who will rush, like the $50 girls, avoid them.

There are buses and more commonly mini vans, that operate as buses throughout the island. There's even a mini bus terminal in the center of town, but I never used them. $25 a day for a Toyota Corolla from Budget made more sense to me.

If you're on vacation in a metropolis, by all means taxis and public transport are more cost effective. On islands, everything is 10 miles this way and that, nothing is centralised and taxis I'm sure will be far more expensive and much less convenient than a rental car. Plus after I session I need some food in the belly. With a car I was able to stop off at the food trucks where the locals eat and and be stuffed with food and a coke for 10 guilders about $5.50

The rooms are one of the best parts. Each girl rents a room with a queen sized bed. It's hers. They often have a small plasma tv/dvd combo, her knick knacks all over the place. It's clean, it's not like a room at Sabai Dee, but it's also not like a grungy like a PI short time room. All the rooms were pretty quiet too.

It's like trying to bone your college girlfriends in their dorm rooms, only with a 100% success rate. Although unintentional, it's almost like college dorm theme rooms, because one young woman in a room and this is what you will get.

I read over on ISG that the girls can leave from 6 AM - 6PM daily, so a daytime tryst I supposed could happen. But unless she's going to rock your world or you just want to hit the beach or something, I'd skip on it. Like I've said here and elsewhere, this format is all about pussy insurance by stacking the deck. It's not GFE.

(Message edited by BigPoppa on August 15, 2012)

Thanks for the report! Good timing for me, as I have some free time coming up next month and was considering hitting the islands, either Curacao or Aruba. I was leaning towards Aruba, but I'm using miles for this flight and it would cost me 17,500 more miles. With this report, Curacao might be a better alternative.

You mentioned that photography is not allowed in Campo Allegre, is this strictly enforced? Do they confiscate cameras and cell phones upon entering or is it more of a general rule that some of the women might allow exceptions for?

Also, I only checked briefly but it appeared that there were other places to hobby that aren't mentioned in your report. I don't think I'd want to limit myself to one place for an entire trip no matter how good it is. Are there reasons you didn't mention the other places? Is Campo Alegre the only worthwhile place to visit now?

Stat,

And anyone else reading. Curacao is the only Caribbean island I've been to as well as the only one I've mongered on. I was only there for 4 nights so I didn't try to seek out other venues besides Campo.

After my trip I read reports on ISG and it seems the options outside of Campo, besides being illegal are far more costly and much more limited in terms of selection.

I'd say that if you are on the fence about which island to visit, just do Curacao. You'd have to be a moron to go wrong at Campo. Repeat, only a moron would turn down the keys to the palace to seek out some unproven bullshit elsewhere. You can explore the other options on Curacao if you wish, secure in the knowledge that if it doesn't pan out, you have Campo to fall back on. But if Aruba or St Maarten isn't cutting it, you're gonna wonder about 100+ Colomibanas all in one place for one price.

I find it interesting though that people seem to be leery of a purpose built sex resort, and think they may be able to do better with random Mom and Pop joints. Sounds to me like developing your own rotating device when the wheel is in arm's reach.

There is a pat down upon entry and I brought my iphone in each night. I think the wise approach is no photos out in the open and you can ask the girls in the rooms for a cell phone pic but I wouldn't expect them to agree. It's a house rule of no photography and if their photos were to surface, I imagine that could jeopardise their invite to come work at Campo.

All the best and please report on all you do wherever it may be.

BP,

Thanks for an insightful report on the delightful island of Curacao. Back in the 1970's I traveled there over fifty times, often enjoying the great dive sites, but never any of the women. You see, I was happily married back then or, at least, I thought so. Perhaps it's time to pay the A,B,C islands another visit.

Jag

I tend to have fun no matter where I go. The secret is to compare the hobbying scene to your time at home, not to the scene on other vacations. But it also helps if you are able to travel a lot. I do, so even if I decide on someplace else in September, I'll hit Curacao another time.

As long as the hobbying isn't incredibly expensive or overly difficult, which seems not to be an issue for the places I'm considering, I'm not worried about it.

Oh, and thanks for the comments on the other options. "Illegal, far more costly, and much more limited" are not very enticing. I'll still visit because of Campo, but I'll need to do more research before deciding to visit the other places.

Jag,

It seems like Curacao is for you already. I'm sure you'd have a blast on a comeback trip...but please don't hold me to it!

Stat,

You are spot on in your outlook! That's exactly what I was trying to convey.

As long as the hobbying isn't incredibly expensive or overly difficult.....

It's about the fun of sex itself...so it needs to be much more hit than miss. Having a place like this on a small island really maximises your bedroom time versus your searching time and eliminates leaving that bad taste in your mouth from overspending.

I'm glad you found my suggestions helpful.

Why no pics?

Photography is not permitted inside Campo Allegre. Small trade off that results in more girls willing to come work there IMO.

how about some scuba pics? that will be my cover story when I go there soon.

I can respect anyone who takes the time to put a report together, but there's a lot of very knowledgeable guys on this site that have made it their life's mission to seek out the hottest, cheapest, most available pussy in the universe. So when someone says --
only one mongering hot spot that is only for those "in the know," ...and every other sentence is about saving a dollar here and there, then probably isn't so great.

The first black on the website looks "hot" but most of the certainly others not. There's nothing backing up that this place is some kind of well-kept secret. It is nothing more than budget-mongering and you always get what you pay for.

Cincoleche,

1 report & 508 discus posts

Your doubts are noted, but I'm curious as to why you would doubt it? I disagree that you get what you pay for in mongering. Rather you pay a fair price or you get gouged.

Also, I don't understand how trying to give practical tips means that the mongering is no good. Mongering is like pizza. When it's good it's really good. And when it's not it's still pretty good. But price seldom has anything to do with it.

Not a secret? Then where's the preponderance of reports on it? If you think the herd of folks you described are correct, fine. But you're probably doing more group think than combing the universe etc. I've taken you to a little known stream, you can drink or not, it's up to you.


BTW, your judging the appearance of locals in a shopping district has nothing to do with the Colombians at the resort.

Did you really read the report or just skim and assume?

I agree with BigPoppa... I've had great sex for cheap, and terrible sex for way too much money. You rarely, if ever, get exactly what you paid for with transactional sex. You either end up pleasantly surprised or somewhat disappointed.

Don't listen to the haters BP, most people in these types of online communities will come up with any reason under the sun to criticize without contributing anything worthwhile. I appreciate your efforts.

Exactly right and thanks for the support.

Guys you can go where you like, but after 12+ years of mongering, on 4 continents I'd like to think I know what I'm doing. I think I know a waste of time and money when I see one and I know what constitutes bang for the buck.

So I think I'd be holding out if I didn't describe Campo and one more guy went to Sousa to get ripped off or overcharged for a mansion girl in MDE or spend entirely too much time looking for a sutiable girl in casas or Mayorista, when they could just be kicking back on a Caribbean beach.

Legal and well run venues avoid all of those pitfalls. A 24/7 legal venue with about 100 Colombian girls at generally fixed prices does exist. Airfares form the East coast are frequently under $300. If that doesn't sound good to you....you're probably crazy.

I think Cincoleche was referring to Campo Alegre's photo gallery linked further up in the report, but I agree there's not much to support the claim that it's nothing more than budget-mongering.

I'm leaning more towards Aruba now because the place needs an update and I don't mind taking one for the team. Also, pictures are important to me and it seems they might be easier to get there. If it turns out less than ideal, maybe I'll be motivated for a quick return to the Caribbean and Curacao and we'll have updated information for both places.

Thanks again for the report!

Big Poppa,

Thanks for the great report. You put together a well written report with links about a location seldom visited. It is very much appreciated even those who criticize welcome the opportunity to do so.

Stat,

Best in whatever you decide to do. I am certainly not trying to get people to go anywhere as I don't want any responsibility for built up expectations.

But I know that Cinco has, perhaps inadvertently, done a disservice to everyone here by doubting the place. He hasn't been there and has nothing to go on but a doubting Thomas disposition.

BP,
It's great to get some actual info on a destination for a change. I am always interested in a mongering site with girls, diving and great seafood.

Thanks for the report!

Cincoleche said:

"I can respect anyone who takes the time to put a report together, but there's a lot of very knowledgeable guys on this site that have made it their life's mission to seek out the hottest, cheapest, most available pussy in the universe. So when someone says --
only one mongering hot spot that is only for those "in the know," ...and every other sentence is about saving a dollar here and there, then probably isn't so great." Text

Everyone has an opinion and this is Bigpoppa's opinion. There is no right or wrong when mongering, but just staying safe and having a good time. If Bigpoppa had a good time, well, more power to him as he was successful on his mission.

Everyone seems to be ignoring you portege; maybe you should try something like pattaya addicts, they flame each other to death.

Aruba booked! Maybe we'll have another good Caribbean country to visit. Fingers crossed!

Thank you for the great report, Bigpoppa. I know you highly rate Frankfrut FKK. How would you compare FKK and this "Campo"? Im going to FKK this coming Oct but I also want to try the Curacao.

Frankfurt FKKs like Palace are certainly better, in another league. But for convenience from the east coast Campo is, I think worth going to for the sheer quantity at low prices.

Plus, except for 5 weeks of summer Germany is a miserable cold rainy country full of grumpy people. Curacao is a much nicer place to be especially if you're into water sports and beaches.

Thank you again for the quick answer. Please let me know if you plan to head out again to Curacao. I will join you if its OK.

Excellent reporting from a long time board member!

Thanks for taking the time to put together an informative review of the resort and your experiences there. Thanks for the dive references, as I would love to include the island in my dive destinations, and any organized adult sex resort can only be a plus when diving.

Look me up when you're goin back Senor Poppa.