Chapter 4

I woke up feeling pretty shitty and had a fairly severe cough. Obtained some medicine at the pharmacy and slept for 3 more hours but woke up with a clear nose but serious congestion. I contemplated just sleeping all day and resting up but I knew that this cold would likely stay with me for the duration of the trip and it would get better but I would still have it. I didn't want to go spreading my flu germs to random Thai girls but I knew that I only had a week and had to make the most of it. Tried to only eat soup that day and very spicy. I had some hot tea as well. I felt weak but had to soldier on, knowing I would kick myself for not trying. I had a flight scheduled for Singapore in a couple days for the Singapore Grand Prix and good tickets to the event as well. I had the feeling that it would be a bad idea for any more travel so got a travel agent to cancel the flight and received a partial refund. Now I had to try to sell my tickets which were $220 Singapore dollars at face value. Left my name with two of the sports bars and gave my contact information if someone wanted tickets. Thought about donating the ticket or Craigs list but would be difficult to do. The Singapore Grand Prix is a Formula One night race and it would be my first Formula One race live so I was looking forward to it but knew that it would be tough considering I felt weak.

Went back to Soi Honey near Bukhao to find a decent looking girl. Did see a really cute Issan type looking girl but had Bangkok features and a big smile. Went upstairs to a foam mattress on the floor and a small divider wall which was a bit more secure than the curtains from my last place. I was the only customer there and it was around 3pm. She washed away my swamp ass and even put some talcum powder on my ass as she could see I was sweating. Have found out that the menthol talcum powder is used by Thais a lot to prevent sweating too much and it keeps you cool. Started using it now all the time when its hot and humid. She got a kick out of my hairy chest and kept rubbing it. Told her not to bother a real massage on my back cause these girls are shiite at it. Eventually she was kissing me and she whispered "what you want?". Decided for another BBBJ and she said I could cum in her mouth but she has to go to "toilet" to spit out. Funny when they say, "ja pai toilet" instead of "ja pai hong nam" which is the correct way....seems to be a system of Thaiglish with the girls even with guys who speak Thai. Basically she asked a ton of questions and they pretty much don't believe that I don't live in Thailand and don't have a Thai wife. They then want to know how I learned Thai and despite the doubts of many board members, I let her know that I learned by studying books and I had 3 monks at the Escondido Thai Temple near San Diego that were my private tutors for nearly 3 years with one to two lessons a week. I quite enjoyed my time at the temple and eventually did a lot of errands for the monks while in Thailand and taught many of them English on Sundays when the temple has Thai lessons for kids. Can't read or write though, at least quick enough to be worth a shit. They love that and want to know what I know about Buddhism, making merit and other stuff. After a while I avoided this topic as I hated talking about it over and over again with the same story. Eventually she was naked, I was fingering her and she was giving kind of a toothy BBBJ so I had to instruct her a bit on how to do it. Eventually she did better and I finished in her mouth and she sprinted to the bathroom. The bathrooms are real basic with just a toilet, liquid soap and a hose with a controlled spray nozzle for maximum ass, cock and balls washing. I had a ton of oil on me also and she cleaned every bit of it off. Paid her 500 baht in addition to the 200 for the "massage"

Walking down Soi Honey, I then decided to check out a Tailor as I needed three suits made and 4 tailored shirts or so. I will put the card later but first wanted to see one suit made so negotiated 2 tailored shirts and a wool cashmere suit with Thai silk lining for 3,100 baht. I had to leave 2 times before he agreed. Place is called Roni Tailor I believe and is on Soi Honey near Pattaya Second Road. Will post more details and a card later. Great suits but shirts inconsistent...matter of fact, tailored Egyptian cotton shirts have never been done properly in Thailand as far as I can see and you are better off getting shirts in your home country, unless you live in the Philippines.

Took a baht bus down to Soi 6. Had some som tum again. Had a water at several bars and being completely sober during my holiday really fucking sucked. I had a Cialis hard on though and went down to Passions to look for one of the big tittied girls to fuck. It had just opened and the mamasan told me to come back in 30 minutes. Hung out at Soho bar and the Japanese looking hottie was not occupied for once but I had my sights set on one of the titty girls so I waited and just watched the parade of food carts and ladyboys go by. Eventually walked down to Passions (CH Link) and only the blonde one of the two was there. She is 20 and the least attractive of the two with smaller tits. She has had a kid but is a real sweet girl and DFK ensued in the bar after the first drink. Decided to go upstairs. This place is a bit more expensive than the other Soi 6 bars because it is a gogo bar. Doesn't mean it has hotter chicks but it does have aircon and I did see two girls with lovely tits and face working there. It is 300 baht for the room and 1,000 for the girl. Told her that I wanted two pops which she was ok with and told her an hour was ST for me.

Upstairs, she was hesistant to take photos and the photos kept coming out fucked up because she had facial whitening cream. She would only allow nude shots without her head. All these Thai girls kept saying was "facebook" "facebook" when I asked for nude photos. Nude photos were near impossible this trip. Even the Devil's Den (CH Link) girls were refusing photos and their photos are plastered on the net. Eventually started back to DFK and this girl was quite horny or at least faked it well. Asked if she fucked her Thai bf earlier in a joking way with a smile as I wanted to eat her pussy. I know married guys, Italian guys and germaphobes hate DATY but it really gets the girl going and you can get superior service IMHO. Did the look and sniff test and then started my tongue tricks until she seemed to cum and then raised up to start DFK to allow her to taste her juices and then my willie just slid right in without hesitation. Took about 5 minutes to shoot on her stomach. Then took a shower together and I started fingering her and then back to the bad for chatting and makeout sessions. She was having fun and she was showing me some muay Thai moves as I guess she loves going to the matches. Eventually she was on top and sliding back and forth with her labia on my cock to get it hard during DFK. Eventually I became hard again and she put it back in where it belonged. She was doing a nice cowgirl with feet forward and using my chest as a balance area while she thrusted fast. She then let out a loud yell like "ah ah ah...no no no...ah ah...yeah yeah ok" then screamed. Other people had to have heard it. Turned her over doggie and finished on her back after 10 minutes of thrusting. I was sweating from head to toe and fell to the bed with her wiping sweat off my forehead with a different towel. We fell asleep. Woke up to a knock that was 2 hours later according to her. A mamasan gave her a serious look and she was getting ready fast. Eventually I made it out to the street and went back to the hotel to sleep at 8pm.

Photo: Massage 14
Photos: Blond - Passion Dance Club 15 16

Holy shit what a rack! How can she keep her tits in such good shape when they're out so much and getting pounded? Awesome tight body too.

Never been to the land of smiles. Have to get there some day.

Gorgeous rack.

Agreed - fantastic bod and lovely tits, she even looks better with the head cut off

Im surprised nibody thought the first girl was hot...very simple but could look hot if she was made up.

Could be angle and lighting... and hair style. Women rarely look good pulling their hair back like that to expose all of their forehead. They are much sexier with hair down, like the awesome tit girl. Shot at a different angle, with different lighting, and her hair down, she could be a completely different story, visually speaking. This happens a lot in photography. People look like shit in one shot, but a few shots later they may look stunning.

Neither face does it for me, but the first gal looks like she's sporting a good bod as well. That said, the second gal with her impressive cans unleashed tends to draw one's eye...

Blazers,

First girl has a beautiful face. I think she could be hot with no clothes on

I'm really enjoying your PI and Pattaya trip reports, particularly since I don't think I will be able to get away for my usual November trip this year.
I was interested to note that you seem to have latched onto my favourite hunting ground in Pattaya - the Soi LK Metro and Soi Honey area (with side trips to Soi 6 of course). I spend most of my time here now as it meets all my needs and is much less hassle than Walking Street, which is now full of Russians. I really like the jacuzzi set up in the new Queen Club agogo, which is just across the soi from my regular hotel - Pasadena Lodge.
Also intrigued by your success rate in getting BBFS in Thailand. I too have encountered this more frequently on recent trips. Let's hope it does not lead to the rampant STD problem that now affects AC.

Blazers , excellent reporting , well done .... I dont know if I will run into you again , but if I do first 3 beers will be on me !

you have good tastes in Thai women !