I don't write a lot of trip reports because I feel bad about writing a report without photos but for TJ mongers rarely will you see a report with photos and never from guys like me who are there about 7-10 times a Month. This night was a bit bizarre so I decided to write a report.

Getting out of the cab I noticed something that just blew me away. Putas and Deportees walking with their kids through the streets of zona norte with full costume ready to trick or treat. This is borderline child abuse. Imagine who their neighbors are? I have a feeling the kids saw a lot more tricks than treats that night. Where did they go for candy? I saw a huge group of little kids walking in the alley right by street girls and looking around trying to figure out what type of bizarro trick or treat even their mothers were taking them to. Melon is right about the family values in this instance.

Decided to go Dolce Gabbana (CH Link) to watch the opening night Blazers-Lakers game as nearly every sports bar in TJ didn't have NBATV channel. One thing great aboout Dolce Gabbana is that it is the only bar in Tijuana where I have seen big screens with high definition subscriptions. They have both Dish and Directv from the USA and all HD channels. They have 4 80 inch Samsung and Sharp LED screens and 3 other 72 inch screens on all night. They have an additional 3 screens in the back that are 72 inch and are sometimes on. They are finishing up two VIP rooms for guys that want to watch sports with a group of friends or you can have private time with one of the girls. The talent here is ok but lately too many moos. The private room will have an 80 inch Samsung in each one. Was great sitting at the small bar and watching the game with the volume on. Blazers made the Lakers look old and Damian Lillard looked fantastic so I was happy.

At that point I had watched the game for 2 hours and 20 minutes and had 6 beers in me so was a little buzzed. Went to AB (CH Link) and the talent was lighter as many of the girls likely took the night off or went to a Halloween party. Hong Kong (CH Link) was a giant sausage fest as usual. This night was even worse as the newbies and pochos flooded the place but there were very few girls working. I saw an analogy with 40 guys to 1 girl ratio all looking for the same putas to fuck as similar to these poor kids trick or treating with very few bags of candy in the entire city let alone zona norte. I couldn't tell whether some of the walkers were dressed up or not. Here is the thing that really tripped me out....Tons of MONGERS dressed up for Halloween. At least 10 in every bar. Just doesnt seem like the right context to dress up for Halloween. The poor waiters and waitress' had to dress up and you could see by their expressions that they would rather just dress normal that night.

Popped into Las Chavelas (CH Link) and noticed Crystal of LLA (CH Link) sitting by herself playing on her phone but nothing else grabbed my attention. She then came up to me and asked me why I posted on TJAmigos that she was working at Las Chavelas. I told her I know nothing about TJA and I don't know what she is talking about. She didn't believe me and looked pissed but fuck her, she is working at LC and if her escort PLM's don't like it then they can suck a dick too.

Was about to go home but made a last stop at Tropical (CH Link) and a fave from Sinaloa that comes and goes was there and looking about 10 pounds heavier but she is 18 and tall so it looks presentable. She sat with me during a ficha and made up some story about me getting her pregnant and that she got in a motorcycle accident and lost the baby. I didn't one scar although she said she lost 2 pints of blood. Mario was likely in on the bullshit as she asked him quickly to follow her in the bathroom before the ficha and came out seconds later. Not even he would likely finish that fast and she sure as hell didn't take a piss. I was pretty fucked up at this point so told her I would pay her the same as before(500 pesos) in the VIP but no VIP. Went upstairs and she started spraying myself and herself all over with Paris Hilton perfume. She then took her shoes off and started spraying some sort of spray to make her feet smell better because she says she gets stinky feet when wearing heels all night. Very clean girl and douched in the toilet and took a shower. Shit we were already 15 minutes into the session. She told me she remembered how I liked good smelling pussy. DATY'd a bit but she wanted to fuck. Slid right in bareback as usual but she kept looking at me in the eye and clutching me to cum inside her as she says she wants my baby. What kind of degenerate 18 year old chica would want my baby. Other than my height, useless knowledge and charming wit, I really don't have much to offer. After pounding a way we started DFK but then she gripped me in tighter and kept mumbling in English when we always spreak in Spanish, "Me, you baby ok"...over and over like retarded mutant. Eventually I had to push off and spray on her stomach and top of her pussy. She then looked down at the cum not inside her pussy and looked at me all pissed off. As I was on my knees and looking to see what she would do next, she sits up and give me a left hook in the side of my face. If she would have hit my TMJ joint she may have broke my jaw or knocked me out. Luckily she doesn't have a powerful punch, although at 5'10" 135, she had some power. I was dazed and checked my jaw and was ok. I then noticed her taking cum on the top of her pussy and putting the cum inside her pussy. What the hell? Crazy cunt. Got dressed and got the fuck out of there while she was still showering. Didn't even take the time to wash my fingers or dick...very cochino.

Ended up at Chicago Club (CH Link) to take refuge and settle down. For a second, I almost wanted to punch the bitch back as an instinct. I haven't been punched in the face since a fraternity brawl in college and before that it was only with head gear. As I sit, I see Ivana finishing up her dance and she then did one of her routines but simulating doggie style, giving me a french kiss and then taking my pussy soaked crazy cunt fingers in her mouth and simulating a BJ...uh oh...sorry Ivana. I know this will get back to her as her Army of PLM Chinos alway lurk this site and relay info to her. Did notice an elderly gentlemen dressed in drag who was doing a strip tease for a guy in a werewolf mask. The guy won the costume contest as well and a bottle of tequila. David won a bottle of Chivas for no apparent reason. The king Asian PLM was sitting with Ivana. He is there 3 nights a week and just pays her to sit with him. She likely sees him and his coke bottle glasses outside of work to string him along. Too bad, I really wanted to fuck her. Eventually saw Secret Asian Man and Samurai and we caught up on the night's events. Decided to just head home and be thankful that I didn't get bit by a vampire.

go Blazers go!

Don't feel to bad about lack of pics. Less drama that way.

What's a PLM?

PLM = Pathetic Loser Monger

blazers can probably provide a concise definition as I will probably screw it up.

Blazers you must be a good looking guy. No chica would want some DNA from an ugly guy. That left hook was crazy. I know some chicas would probably sock a guy if they got leche on their hair or extensions or both.

Blazers, I'll be waiting for comment on your NBA chapter from Lakers!

And remember, what goes around cum around, eventually.

Dolce Gabbana huh? Haven't stepped inside that one time clip joint and hall of mirrors since it was El Pollo. Always had a decent physical plant and kept remodeling and updating, but the the culture in there didn't work for most mongers who were looking for a hot and simple hook-up to some cutie pie's vagina. Always pulling hard on your wallet and spewing smoke in your eyes, though I certainly had some extreme fun there at times. I have been hearing that nothing is any different there in terms of vaginal matters, so I've stayed away. Worth checking out these days as a puta bar in lieu of a sports bar?

Hey, one of our brother mongers opened a restaurant in the zona norte. Maybe someone could open a sperm bank for gabacho donations? They could employ live girls to extract surrogate specimens instead of girlie mags Some of you guys seem to have bottomless semen surpluses that could be turned into pesos. And blazers, you could be just the one to draft all the releases of parental liability and responsibility. But those wouldn't hold water in the U.S. would they?

Anyhow, I was rubbing my eyes at the sight of a TJ TR from you. I figured you must have some unusual matters to motivate you to do this and indeed this was a very entertaining report, especially following a God-Given 0-11 Lakers streak (so what is the streak now going back to the end of last year's playoff futility, like 0-13? Karmic justice will be done!). Again, maybe Lakers will have something to offer.

I'm surprised you hadn't seen the Zona trick or treating before, it's not new and it's more than the deportees and girls taking their kids there. It's bizarre, but I guess they figure it's safer than some other areas and the businesses there do well.

I seriously think of the zona trick or treating as being poignant, humanizing and uplifting. I observed the phenomenon once a few years ago. I was amazed at how many of the children resembled Blazers.