Last Friday, I started a little earlier than normal and was at El Museo restaurant by 3pm. They have a promotion there that they have had for a while where you get a bucket of beer(10 medias) and a bowl of ceviche for 200 pesos. I really love the bar anyways and it was a real nice day so ordered it and gave half of the beers away to some guys who I knew and a waitress. The ceviche was with sea bass and was really good.

Ended up at Rio Verde (CH Link) and just drank water as I didn't want to be blasted too early. Noticed Dulce again, thought about a creampie for old times sake as she looks as thin as ever but decided to walk. Seems most of the daytime bareback street girls (CH Link) are back but was focused on going to AB (CH Link). Hung out there a bit and quite a few older, less attractive girls were giving me the hard sell. Made it to Tropical (CH Link) and Kreyshla/Monica wasnt there for once or I would have had to take her to the VIP again. Couple of new cuties as usual but nothing like 3 years ago. Somehow made it to Valentinas around 7pm and two girls introduced themselves. One was ok and one was very cute. They asked me for a threesome or pick and I picked the girl with longer hair and prettier face. She stated she was checking the bar out with her friend and normally works at La Botana in Eastern Tijuana. She says the bar is pretty nice and big and packed on weekends. Basically a ficha place with rare arribas as its mostly locals. Very pretty face, light skin, longer hair(past shoulders and thick) and was curvy but stomach looked flat. Told me she had a kid and we talked about how she had the kid and she said, "No tengo estrellas, solamente una cesaria" Basically letting me know no stretch marks. Lifted her shirt up and her stomach was flat without stretch marks and one of the best bikini C-sections I had seen in Mexico and normally the C-sections are horror shows. The C section was faint and looked to be about two inches wide..wouldnt have noticed actually. Eventually made the pitch for 500 pesos to go upstairs and she said she had someone picking her up in 20 minutes and needed to contact her. She came back and we went upstairs. The waiters were chasing me asking for me to buy beers for myself, ficha buckets for her, you name it. They were following me(3 of them and the front door guy) up the stairs and I had to look back and tell them in a stern voice(as sterm as I can be and thats not much) that I was not buying any more beers for either of us.

Upstairs this girl was a fucking freak. She took a shower and then we went straight to DFK and DATY. She liked my DATY style evidentally(I know the new misogynist types on the board are not into pleasing women let alone prostitutes so save me the commentary on that). She went for a BBBJ and I was banging her with two fingers as during the BBBJ. Eventually turned her over for BBFS and I had the feeling I was going to blow in 15 seconds so pulled out and started to take two fingers on top of her clit side to side and she got really wet. Her pussy was real loose after having a kid or a horse cock bf. Did the three finger cul de sac and felt she needed something more as it was wet and not a lot of traction was happening. Finally did three and figured four would really get her off and took the four fingers and rubbed her g spot under her pelvic bone while using the thumb to make a circular action. Was tough to do but she started to sit up and looked at me like "What did you just do and please do it so more." Eventually my entire hand was in her pussy and I was just fucking her like it was my dick. I would switch between fist fucking and four finger with the thumb clit rub for 10 minutes or so and she seemed to cum. I may have fist fucked a girl before but I cannot remember and seriously think this was my first time(virgin). Technically it was a hand fuck as I never balled my hand up into a fist. Did her doggie, had her get on top, had her jump off when I was about to cum and finished in her mouth. Not my usual thing but just rolled with it.

Was ready to go home and got a call from Ballsyone to meet up later. Noticed some cuties at Dolce (CH Link) and bought a ficha for my non-fucking hottie Estephanie. Met Ballsy at AB and we made it over to HK (CH Link) where he had a target in mind. Seems HK is worse than last week. Not kidding...at least 30 guys for every girl. Some hotties for sure but Fri/Sat is a joke in HK...total sausage fest. Eventually ran into a cutie that used to work at Trop a while back. Ballsy commented that she looked very Filipina. Know that she is one the program so took her upstairs for BBFS with a creampie. She let me know she gets Depro(sic?) shots so I can finish inside. I was done at that point but ran into Ballsy again and we went back into AB and talked to some prospects but we were both done at that point and went home.

I know its better with photos although I am a guy that would rather have no photos than close up shots of random body parts. I did realize that is is highly likely that I can take post creampie shots with girls without their face and they likely wouldnt care. Its not my thing but are other guys into shots like that?

Handfuck vs fistfuck? When getting audited, either one is just as brutal - either way the IRS is taking what's most dear. Suffice it to say you audited her more than sufficiently.

Thanks for the report. Some photos are better than none IMHO. Will be in TJ on business later this month. First bucket of beer is on me.

I wonder if Gonorrhea bacterium can grow under the fingernails. I sure hope you put a condom on your hand.

Take it from IAS - the guy who cares!

With IAS it never ends, just gets weirder. Not your normal episode of leave it to beaver.

how do we identify and avoid the loose hole. I suppose she might be a good hand warmer on a cold day.

The first paragraph makes it look like another one of blazer's groovy food reports. The rest of it is nauseating. Maybe he's bulimic in addition to his other problems.

> I may have fist fucked a girl before but I cannot remember and seriously think this was my first time(virgin).

Of course he would remember something he'd done only once! What a stupid lie.

And not one photo the prick who harasses others about not posting photos. Not that I would want to see photos of what he described --but how two-faced can you get?

Listen fuckface.

I have never posted photos in TJ reports. I am ther up to 3 time a week and guys like you will show the girls photos.

After fucking so many girls, its possible I fistfucked a girl but I honestly cant remember it happening.

Crawl back into your hole and try again.

He might have sucked another guys dick......but he just doesn't remember it......lol

And you might have buttfucked your Dad and forgot...lol.

Hey Blazer, do you go to Tijuana alone or have you gone alone? I live in SoCal and want to go, I have a passport and I have been there about 5 years ago. How are things there now?

The only place where I think Blazers went wrong here is that I'm fairly confident proper decorum in these matters dictates that when you have four fingers in the pussy, the thumb belongs in the asshole. Failure to appropriately place the thumb in the asshole while performing the four finger procedure could be construed by some as a minor breach of etiquette and established conventions of morals and good taste although I’m certain Blazers had only the noblest intentions with his unconventional choice of thumb placement.

I have a place in TJ and love going to zona norte regularly. The only issue is get a Sentri pass if you can as the pedestrian wait times has been averaging 3-4 hours recently.

Can you still ride across the border with a bike?

In the old days I would rent a bike on the Mexico side for $10, ride across, and go out back of the CBP building to turn the bike in. After I turned the bike in, a deposit would be returned to me.

blazers can you show me the ropes?

(Message edited by Madmooredigan on March 07, 2013)

Yes, I can Madmoore...just send me a PM and we can meet in zona norte. I can point out which girls are or are not allergic to latex.

Hehe. Guys please play nice in the sand. I agree, Blazers went off the path by not posting photos in the report. Dont be shy, lets see some photos.