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Commercials
| By Costar on Sunday, December 08, 2013 - 04:33 pm: Edit |
Commercials
KY UltraGel
It really does make a difference. It's less sticky and more runny than a gel. No scents or sensations. It's like bottled pussy juice. Plus it comes in a hard bottle, so your date can't tell that it's been used before. (Nothing's more un-romantic than pulling out a crinkled metal tube of lubricant: "Oh, been screwing your way around my country, huh?")
I haven't seen it in Thailand, so bring it from home. It's not on their site, so I'm guessing that they recently changed its name to KY Liquid?? http://www.k-y.com/k-y-liquid-lubricant
Cool shirts
Never underestimate the pussy-getting power of a cool shirt. It works wonders for one's confidence, too. I hate shopping, but it's worth spending some time moseying around the swap meet (or "flea market") at the south end of Soi Bukhao in Pattaya checking out the selection.
That's also a good pick-up spot. If I spot a girl I like who is about to pay for something, I'll get my wallet out and pay for her stuff. (It's usually under 100 baht --underwear or something. You have to time this right, obviously.) It never fails to get the phone number. One girl I met this way wouldn't stop calling.
Arnold's Bodybuilding for Men
http://tinyurl.com/dycuahg
I haven't even made time to do the entire "series one" workout --I'm only doing two circuits instead of three-- and the lovers and masseuses that I knew before have noticed the change in my physique. (Unfortunately, the lady-boys also notice. They seem to assume that anyone into bodybuilding is homosexual.) It has increased my appetite for both food and pussy to levels closer to what they were in younger years.
DISCLAIMER: Don't get mad at me if you jump into (or jump back into) resistance training without studying the entire book and cause yourself a chronic injury by doing something wrong! Don't invent or improvise. There's a LOT of concise, well thought-out information in here regarding exercise and diet, and you have to follow instructions.
DISCLAIMER #2: This is a punishing, BRUTAL-ass workout! I didn't tell you that it was going to be easy, did I? 
You little pussy.
Foodland on Sukhumvit Soi 5
...in Bangkok. Fresh, hot, quality meals for very little money. Open 24 hours.
Zeasorb AF powder
Hey, you rotten-crotch motherfucker, check this out if you have a problem after a few weeks in humid, tropical climes. There's also a plain Zeasorb powder, so be sure to get the kind that says AF which stands for anti-fungal.
http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/zeasorb-antifungal-powder/ID=prod393159-product
Cialis Helps Build Strong Boners Twelve Ways
See your urologist. No way would I buy it from a street vendor --unthinkable.
(Message edited by costar on December 08, 2013)
| By Baxter on Wednesday, December 11, 2013 - 08:12 am: Edit |
Just when I thought I had the Governator totally erased from memory.
| By Costar on Wednesday, December 11, 2013 - 08:29 pm: Edit |
@Baxter: It's Total Recall. Hasta la vista, Baby. 
| By Baxter on Thursday, December 12, 2013 - 12:07 pm: Edit |
I would skip the chapter where he tells you how to screw butt-ugly housekeepers.
By the way, thanks for the Pattaya reports...good reading.
| By Costar on Thursday, December 19, 2013 - 08:01 pm: Edit |
Correction: KY Ultragel is still out there! So why don't they show it on their goofy web site? Who cares?!
I just found it at CVS. It's pricey -- $9.79 for this little bottle-- but worth it.
