I’ve just come back from a visit to Budapest and things have not changed a lot from earlier reports

The good:

Prices have not changed much in the past six years according to earlier reports or may even have declined. It still costs around 15000HUF for an hour with a girl.
Almost everything is inclusive apart from anal.
Exchange rates are very favourable, that 15000HUF is about $67 / £40.

The Bad

It’s hard to get in touch with the girls and they may not be reliable. Luna Swallow dropped out of sight just after I arrived and Dórika jerked me around quite a bit.

The story

For my first holiday of the year I needed to go somewhere cheap and scenic where mongering was available. I was also looking to try somewhere that was not a regular mongering destination yet had potential, I felt that Budapest filled that.

While Hungarian is a unique language, many there speak a little English. Most of my time was spent doing the normal tourist activities.

I’d done my research before I left, mostly from isg. The biggest difficulty in Hungary is that brothels are illegal and so there’s no place like a terma or fkk. That leaves the following:

• Peep Shows – I’d heard that there were opportunities for a lot more than taking a peek but I was not interested.
• Street walkers – NO WAY
• Massage Parlours – and I love a rub and tug
• Independents – that turned out to be tougher than I expected.
• Strip Clubs – Mostly mafia rip-off joints although some like P1 & P2 are reputable. But I had read that little more than lapdances were on offer.

The Massage parlours

Budapest has a number of massage parlours around and they come with a happy ending usually a hand job. Some girls will provide more which may be extra. There is officially no sex allowed but that might be possible, I did not try. The massage parlours are:
Massage House - http://massagehouse.hu/en/index.html
Pesti Massage - http://pestimassage.com/index.php/en.html
Pleasing Massage - http://pleasingmassage.com/en
Japan Massage - http://www.japanmassage.hu/en/
Massage 666 Gold - http://massage666.com/arany & Massage 666 Silver - http://massage666.com/ezust & Massage 666 Bronze - http://massage666.com/bronz
Dreamhouse - http://www.eroticmassage.hu/

My first attempt at getting a massage was a failure, I arrived in Budapest late enough in the day that most massages were about to close so made my way to Japan massage which was open until 4am. It turned out that they were very busy and I could not get in despite waiting for hours. On a later trip I called early to ensure I could get in. Not bad but pricey at 30000HUF, but at that price you do get BBBJCIM.

I also went to Pleasing Massage for 90 minutes for 18000HUF, HJ but no BJ. Massage 666 Silver for 17000HUF (HJ only). Massage 666 Gold 17000 for CBJ and finally Massage House for 19000HUF. Based on experience, it’s best (and often required) to call ahead and make an appointment.

Independent girls

There are two major web sites to find girls, http://www.beszamolok.com/ and http://rosszlanyok.hu. Both sites advertise independent working girls, massage girls and more. Each girl also lists the services they will provide, what they won’t do and what costs extra and the district that they were located in and their working hours. The helpful part was that the girls would post that they spoke English (a little at least) and some would also reply to text messages.


Things did not work out quite the way I had planned. I had read the warnings and was prepared with a lot of girls web pages saved on my tablet but still hooking up with the girls was harder than I expected. Firstly, very few of the girls answer their phones, it will take some calling around before you get an answer. Then there was one girl I really wanted to meet for a massage Csenge who was recommended on isg, I got her on the phone but when I told her that I would like to see her shortly, she hung up on me.

Also, there’s no guarantee that the girls will be around for long, I’d chosen one girl Luna Swallow before my trip and checked the day before I left that she was still around but just a few days later she was gone.

Next was Dórika, when I called her, she would not meet me when I wanted to but agreed to see me late afternoon. I arrived on time but she would not answer her phone although we texted back and forth a number of times. After a 30 minute wait I was about to leave when someone came out to let me in and take me to the apartment. It was clear that I was in the right location as there were two house mothers and another working girl who came out of the shower but still no Dórika. She was not around and I was told I would have to wait until she arrived, maybe another hour so I walked off very annoyed. It seems some of these girls live out of town and have an arrangement to use an apartment in the city.

Finally I hooked up with Monika which went easy, she answered my texts in English, gave me directions and everything. I had a good time with her for 15,000HUF.

I might have had better luck if I’d tried some more but there was too much calling ahead and the girls were spread throughout the city mostly on the outskirts. The prices have been reported to be about 15000HUF which is also what I found. Strangely that’s cheaper that a massage and if it were not so difficult I would have done more.

All in all, I would not call Budapest a great mongering destination as although there are plenty of working girls, you must be patient and also plan ahead. But if you are going there for a holiday the opportunities are there.