After James Bond-like preparations regarding alibi and communications, I am finally in Mexico. I had to trick not only the wife, but also my boss to believe I am working somewhere else. Crossing the border is easy on a Monday afternoon. When I arrive at Ticuan, my reservation is lost and only rooms facing Las Pulgas are offered to me. Only after long debates, complaints and discussions with the day manager, do I get an inside facing room. This room is dark and hidden away just like I prefer it. I pay $68/day ($204 total) and settle in for my first escort. I have 2 hours, which I use this time to buy groceries on Ave Constitution and check out the famous pharmacy "Piri" across from Museo de Cera.

I am not disappointed in Piri and find both senior pharmacists open, trustworthy and experienced. I will come back and agree with what has been said about them on this board. Why did I go anywhere else for my "V"? I buy 10 pills of generic Viagra (Mazzogran) for $10. It gives me some reflux and only works half as good as the real deal, but who can resist at 1/10th of the price. For this difference in price I am willing to compromise. At least I did not get a headache (Maxifort) or vision changes (Figral). But remember, everybody reacts a little different.
The walk back to Ticuan is easy. To my amusement the sharks on Revolution, mistaken me for a gringo fool, and were going all out pitching their junk to me. They did not know that I had ordered pussy on the internet and it was waiting for me in the Lobby of Ticuan.

Not so fast, Robertito. My pussy delivery must have gotten lost as the lobby was empty and stayed that way for too long. A big problem with Mexican escorts is their unreliability. For a professional I would expect professional behavior, but lacking the courtesy to not show up on time, does not mean an apology or attempt to make up for the inconsideration by providing better service.
I am about to order new pussy, when a Taxi pulls up and a stunning 18-year-old exits. She heads towards the elevator ignoring me and the hotel staff. Since she matches the photos online, I decide to join her in the elevator. Turns out this was just an act to throw of the hotel staff. It worked, and I don't believe they noticed the hook-up. I didn't until it was pointed out to me by LFK in the elevator.

After a one hour session, I head over to Cesar's for my post coital binge. I know most of you are now demanding that I report on the chica and other gory details. I find it difficult to post about the escorts close to real time without compromising the separation between my internet and "real" persona. So sorry, no details, other than I had 5 escorts in 3 days from Dennis, Tania, Geishas and Mundo (links below). All were as presented and provided the services as promised. All agency mangers were willing to discuss my preferences and demands in detail over the phone or by E-mail and coached the ladies to the appointment within 15-45 minutes of the arranged time.

As always in Tijuana, I learned a lot during these three days. Regarding escorts one has to be prepared to wait, bring condoms and lube as the girls may be late and/or ill prepared for the date. I now set meeting locations that allow me to either drink some coffee, relax or work via a wifi connection so that the wait is not too boring. Furthermore, I always have small packages of single use lube and condoms. On this trip, 3 of the 5 escorts forgot condoms and lube. Even with all this, one escort managed to leave bruises on my penis from too much teeth during BBBJTC. Another left hickeys all over my shoulder and chest. This would have been a major issue if not a for few days of rest before facing the wife.

The other issue is escort selection. When in traveling elsewhere, my usual date is 25-35 years old and experienced. I have not yet found an escort in Tijuana who scores higher than a 7 and is older than 25. This means that many are young and immature (not always a good thing).

An example of this was one girl who was skipping class in her university to do her date with me. She arrived without make-up, lube or condoms and was clearly fucking in-between lectures. Luckily, I had come prepared, but in the midst of the BBBJ she took a call, which usually infuriates me. This time, however, it turned me on even more. It was her father, as I could hear, and he was berating his daughter about her lack of timeliness. She just had come 30 minutes late to the date with me, but this was probably not what he meant. Glad to not have a daughter of my own, I enjoyed fucking her even more after the call. Another girl showed me her Facebook page with all her private details and contacts. A professional escort in Europe would never do this on a first date. The top faux pas of this trip, however, goes to the very first girl on this trip. This high school senior (no kidding) had her period all over me while in CG. Not since college had I carried a bleeding girl with by dick plugging up as much of the mess as possible while carrying her into the bathroom.

While I had planned to check out Anmesia and Madonnas on this trip, both are very close to Ticuan, I never got around to it. I Rather spent most of my non-escort time in the Zona, precisely Bar Tropical. This bar became my home away from the hotel and 90% of my Zona time was spent there. Although Hong Hong has better talent, I cannot stand the smell, the noise level and the lack of a dance floor. TB of the other side of Coahuila, on the other hand has music that I prefer, Banda, 2for1 beer ($3.25) and chicas that drank slowly and liked to dance. So my routine every night was to head into TB, grab a chica, dance, drink and when horny, head over to HK and grab a spinner for a spin. The TB girls were nice, but most either would have taken too much work to get into bed and struck me as too amateurish in this regard. I am in Tijuana to get laid and party, not to make new amigas.

My routine at HK was to grab a girl, when possible, while she was gogo dancing. Bypassing the mercenary meseros one can pick any girl, other the ones dancing on the main stages or those who are with a customer, at any time. I find them so relieved when they are picked, that they easily overcome the disgust of being picked by yet another overweight huero three times their bodyweight.

For the girls at HK it is a little like a high school dance over and over. Every time they dance throughout their assigned time without being picked it is a small failure. Being picked is a success. Everyone wants to be successful and in this case it means to have one ficha (always under 10 minutes) for the interview with me. All the while I do not buy a $4 beer and no mesero has given me lip about that when buying the ficha. A girl passes as acceptable if she is as hot as I assessed from afar, smells good, has no skin condition or other abnormalities that I had missed before, decent teeth and is agreeable to 30 minutes arriba, BJ and unlimited positions as I like. Over the 3 days 3 girls passed and all gave decent services, I don't recall details of their stories and/or names other than one girl who I did twice and overall was my favorite in the ZN on this trip.
Her name is Marie-Elizabeth, 22 from GDL, 2 kids with little damage, 5’0, 100lbs, natural, a-cups, no tattoos, permed hair just above shoulders. She showered only after, but has overall clean, great fuck, only average CBJ and can only be recommended for guys who are into natural bodied spinners.

Once I was done with miss Hong Kong, I headed right back for more 2for1 beers and dancing at TB, and repeat. My favorite at TB was Luna also a spinner, but with bad teeth and vibes that made me not take her upstairs. She is, however, a great dancer, loves to party and drank slowly. I saw other really cute girls at TB, but all behaved a little too annoying for my taste. Constant flaking around, boring me with their drama and all needed longer development before "giving it up" for an older white guy. I believe younger guys who are in good shape could really score some decent and cheap pussy at TB. In my position, I just don't have the patience. I want it and I want it now.

Finally I am heading home and realize that these days have taken their toll. I did 5 escorts, 3 bar girls (one twice), took about 300mg Mazzogram, ate countless meals at Cesar's and my favorite Taco Stand near Chicago, drank countless beers than and ended up with by penis so bruised from the last morning session with an escort that even if the wife wanted to engage, I would have had to find an excuse to avoid her for at least a few days more days while the bruises and the hickies healed.

I ended up with great memories, blood, bite marks on Señor Roberitito and a lot to tell.

Escort links:
http://hottijuana.net/Chicas.html
http://www.geisha-latina.com/geishas/
http://mexicolindobar.com
http://www.cumintj.com

Why no details about the escorts? Afraid the wife will find out?

Good report. I am okay with no blow by blow, you gave enough of the flavor of the place.

But let us know if you remember, which girls from the agencies you saw. The pics, which aren't glamor photos, do look very interesting, although you can see indications of the typical loose latina body on many. Still, some of the 18 year olds are surely above a 7!

Nice report, RobertX. I've also had mixed experiences with the escorts, nothing really bad, but a couple were less than expected for the premium price. One was on the younger end, but the other was actually older.

Thanks for posting that Geisha Latina link, I never heard of that one before. Any additional info on it? I noticed the rates are in more of an acceptable range for me. I just wish I could see the faces. Juliete looks hot!

Awesome report, by the way.
2 Q's:
Lobby of Ticuan- which agency was she from?
Throwing off the hotel staff: Breezing through the lobby... After you say you will meet them in the lobby... is common?