Instead of another multi-night overnight stay in La Zona, I instead hitched a ride with two other mongers. I know them both from another monger board. The driver is a smart guy that has figured out a way to return to the USA without waiting in any entry lines. He places a small (but legally licensed) motor scooter in his car. He parks his
car on the US side of the border and then rides it in and out of Mexico. Like any motorcycle rider he can bypass all the autos in the regular return lines and scooter right up to the front of the regular car line. The other monger walks with a cane and can also reenter the USA expeditiously via the handicapped pedestrian lane.

Their plan, which I was happy to follow, was to leave the OC at 10:30 AM, arrive in LZ around noon. We go our separate ways and then meet in a designated LZ spot at 7:00 PM to grab a cab and head to La Linea.

During the walk in I called Elizabeth de TJ and she agreed to meet me at the Leyva for this short (for me) bombing run. As I reached the Leyva around 12:30 PM Elizabeth was standing outside. I was expecting to see Victor at the Leyva's front desk, but instead Marco (who usually works at HDS) was there handling the Leyva's front desk duty. Instead of my usual double room I told Marco that I only needed the cheapest single room since I did not bring my car and I would be checking out at 7:00 PM. Marco checked me into one of the street level rooms (which cost only 280 pesos plus a 20p deposit).

Normally I don't show chicas my selection of regalo until the sex part of the cita has concluded, but I have discoverd that sex with Elizabeth is better if she is allowed to pre-shop my bag of regalo as part of the foreplay. As I kissed and undressed her she inspected the contents of my regalo bag. I'm sure it was the pre-shopping that got her wet and ready for our raw uncovered sex.

Part way through our cita I told her I had another surprise for her and pulled a brand new Htachi Magic Wand from my other bag. She was game to have it tried out on her and was very receptive to its gentle massage. Her response had a very positive effect on me. After just a minute or two of responsive mechanical massage I was so turned on that I resumed fucking her and creampied her pussy just a minute later. We hadn't even unpackaged the vibrators two attachments!. As usual her pay was 300 pesos and two regalo items. She reserved four other regalo items for future citas and we made plans for her to return at 6:00 PM to give me a proper send off before I had to meet up with my carpool buddies.

As I was getting dressed my phone rings and it's my quasi wingman. We make lunch plans. As I walked out of the Leyva I ran into Norma in the parking lot. I explained that I was headed out for lunch with QW and would cita with her in about a half hour. She hit me up for a 50p loan before I proceed to lunch with QW. When I returned from
lunch I didn't see Norma, but both Nancy and Mary Lou were at the crossroads to greet me. They were a better option than Norma with my belly bloated and full of Chinese food from Rio Cielo (a dependable chinese restaurant located on the corner of primera & Martinez). Mary Lou and Nancy would work out better because I would want to do too much with Norma (and maybe get a cramp after just eating) I only get blow jobs from Mary Lou and Nancy because they are both heroin
users and I consider their pussies as off limits for me. Still in the room they aim to please.

Mary Lou took a shower as I received a bbbj from Nancy. Once freshly showered Mary Lou made it to la cama, Nancy grabbed some lotion she brought and began a very nice massage of my left side. Mary Lou's combination BJ/HJ was spectacular (as usual)
but still I was surprised I was able to get my second pop so soom after arriving in LZ. Service oriented Nancy asked me to stay on the bed and let her finish the massage since she hadn't started the massage of my right side. Pay for each of these chicas was 100p plus two regalos. Ill be sending their picture to be added to this trip report.

Photo: Nancy/MaryLou

I needed to grab a $13 carton of Sherriff Rojo 100's in order to add some cigarette packs to the regalo bag. When I hit the crossroads I again ran into Norma. We made plans to cita as soon as I returned from Revo with the ciggys. It was almost a typical Norma BBFS session when I returned with the cigarettes, except I was already feeling fatigue from the frenzied pace I was setting (trying to do too much in too little time). After the bbbj and fucking for only about 10 minutes I called the session to an end without popping. Norma's pay was the regular 150p plus two regalo.

I tried using the 50p "credito" I had advanced to her (as well as the 170p "credito" balance carried over from my prior trip) but Norma said that she needed the entire 150p for her immediate cash needs. We agreed that her loan balance from the bank of SMD now stood at 220p. Norma said she would go and get her amiga Lety for my personal enjoyment.

Sure enough, after I got dressed and left my room I found both Lety and Norma standing around the Tecate beer corner. I said I wanted them both to join me in my room, but Norma took a pass and prodded Lety to go it alone. I figured that Norma decided she had better things to do than to actually work down her loan balance with the bank of SMD. It was now around 5:30PM as Lety hopped in my shower to freshen up for our sexual interlude. Soon she was diddling around with her cellphone selecting just the right musica as I was diddling her. We were kissing each other and playfully stroking and lubing up each other's genitalia when there is a knock at the door.
Elizabeth had shown up a little early!

I thought this was going to require some great diplomacy. At least twice before in my room Lety had declined to work in a threesome cita with Elizabeth, instead she passed on sessions in that situation. For a long time I believe they were rivals. Since they both are petite chicas I suppose they compete for many of the same clients that like the spinner type chicas. I know that
a lot of common contact with me over the past months (changing of the guard type stuff) had turned them into semi-friendly acquaintances, heck they now notified each other when I was in
town as sort of a professional courtesy. But I knew that asking them to work together on me might be pushing it.

After semi friendly greetings, Elizabeth sat down on a chair as Lety began her bbbj. I decided to not say anything and just see what might develop. After a minute of sucking, Lety came up for air and invited Liz to join us. As Elizabeth disrobed she asked if I wanted to bring the vibrator in for some action. I said yes and instructed Liz to unzip my bag because the wand and its attachments were right on top of my spare sheets in my bag.

Now Hitachi's Magic Wand is a pretty large piece of equipment - larger than most grande dildos. So when it was pulled out of my bag Lety gave out a nervous laugh. Elizabeth asked me how I wanted to start using it and I said she could start by putting it against Lety's ass cheeks to see if she liked it. Lety giggled as she got her initial massage and suggested that maybe it should be used on me. I said that would be OK with me as everyone chuckled. But then Lety waived for it's removal from her derriere and Elizabeth told me that she thinks Lety doesn't much care for the vibrator. It got unplugged and put on the table in the room.

I am looking forward to my next trip to La Zona. I plan to make that Hitachi Magic Wand (and attachments) an integral part of my next session with Elizabeth since she clearly seems to
enjoy its action and stimulation of her lady parts.

After placing the Wand off to the side, Elizabeth replaced Lety at the foot of the bed and began performing bbbj as Lety hovered over my face and shoulders. Rather than have the chicas
perform sex on each other, like in many threesomes, I instead prefer to have both chicas giving their full touch and attention to me. I was very much enjoying diddling Lety's panocha as my mouth alternated between sucking of Lety's tits and DFKing her. But I definitely wanted to fuck at least one of them. So I began signaling Lety (in my usual way with her) by whispering "coger... coger... cooogeerrrr". Lety just smiled and resumed kissing me. But then I knew she wasn't going to want to fuck me bareback in front of Elizabeth - still doesn't hurt to ask.

Another knock was made at my door with a special pattern that let me know that QW was on the other side of the door. I said "occupado" and my QW replied "Carry on SMD" as he left to hang out elsewhere.

So with my entire face engulfed in various parts of Lety's body, I try giving a hand signal to Elizabeth. I point my index finger directly at Liz and then motion it in a big 270 degree circle
ending with my index finger pointing at my dick. I repeat the same motion 10 seconds later but receive no response, so I waited and played with Lety as Liz sucked. After a minute or two I gave the signal once again, but this time Elizabeth responded with one word: "No".

Lety immediately sat up and off to one side in the bed to see what that 'no' was about. We all took turns exchanging looks at each other as Elizabeth smiled, but shook her head a tiny bit at me. I furrowed my brow, looked directly at Elizabeth and said "Don't tell me I'm not going to be able to fuck at least one of you".

The two girls spoke in Spanish to each other for a while and then Elizabeth turns to me and says "Lety has granted me permission to fuck you. Do you want a condom, yes or no?"

"No" was my reply. So we picked up where we left off with me paying nearly complete attention to Lety's hovering body as Elizabeth mounted me and ground down on my dick in cowgirl (which she does
very well). I was very happy with my number one and number two walkers finally working together in the room to please me. During the five or so minutes in this positioning Elizabeth gradually increased the depth of, heigth and speed of her pole dance and I could sense that soon I would be filling her sweet pussy with my cum, but we never got there as yet another person was now
knocking at my door.

Under normal circumstances I might ask for a break in the action and see if another chica wanted in the room and in on the action. But my extreme pleasure with the current line up in the bed caused me to instead say "occupado" in response to this knock at my door.

I was happy being just with Lety and Elizabeth, but the response to my declaration of "occupado" was for this person to knock once more at my room's door, only harder! I responded with an louder, grumpier "Occupado" and was puzzled when this person did not leave. Instead a woman's faint voice began talking to me through the closed door en espanol. Elizabeth said to me "She says
that she needs to leave for home now. I think she is saying she needs to get in the room because her purse is in here". This puzzled me and I told Elizabeth that this woman must be mistaken
because nobody has left their purse in my room. Elizabeth encouraged me to answer the door anyway and she got out of bed to go to the bathroom as Lety covered up and I answered the door.

The woman who was knocking was one of the Leyva's maids and when I cracked the door open she handed me two old blankets. Lety and I laughed but by the time that Elizabeth returned from the bathroom I had lost nearly half my erection. I asked what the time was and Liz showed me her cellphone that stated 6:22PM.

I didn't want to show up late for my carpool buddies, so I told my sexoservidoras that much to my dismay, I didn't have anymore time available for fucking. And I asked them to finish me off
with a four-handed HJ. Once again I was getting close to cuming, and once again we were held back at the gates: This time because Lety's phone rang with an important call. Elizabeth
tried to finish the job all by herself, but all these interruptions were too much for my well worn pene.

I finally had doubts that I could cum in this cita, you know how that goes...So I told Elizabeth that I had to call it a day and a trip. While Lety was still on the phone I warned Elizabeth that I would pay her the same as Lety, and make up the difference to her later. I made two 150p piles on the bed, Lety finished her call,
and the regalo shopping began.

I've grown accustomed to citas with open ended time frames, so things like cellphone calls and door knock interruptions typically are not a problem for me and I always allow chicas to answer their phones and do whatever business they need to. Usually it all works out, but this early evening it didn't.

The girls were talking some more and then Elizabeth tells me that Lety is asking for a loan - an additional cien pesos "credito". Both of these two chicas had been pretty good lately about
not asking me for loans (like other chicas in my circle) so I granted Lety her loan request. Lety quickly gathered up her regalo and dinero and was out the door. Since I was alone with
Elizabeth, I immediately pulled another 150p out of my pocket to fully settle up with her. But not all was settled as she too needed a 100p loan and she was quick to point out that I was able
to grant that request to Lety, so it should be about right to repeat the loan process with her. What's a gringo to do?

Even though I didn't pop in the end, it was hardly their fault. In total they did spend a lot of time in the room. Lety was there for better than an hour.

Checkout was easy and I made it to the designated meeting spot with 10 minutes to spare. Neither of my two carpool mates were there, but QW was hanging out and he got a verbal mini trip report as my two carpool buddies arrived right on time. It turns out that the special cab that could hold us and the motor scooter in its trunk was diven by the same cabbie that QW also always used to use. This particular cab is painted blue and white and is always parked directly across the street from the Chicago Club.

So my two carpool pals and QW compared notes on the cab driver(s) that they both knew well. Turns out that the blue & white cab (and a transportation van) are owned by two brothers named Moses and Jesus. They and their children drive and manage this independent two vehicle fleet and their whole operation gets very high marks in providing great service to QW and my carpool buddies over many years. With help in loading the scooter in LZ and unloading it at La Linea, this driver is paid $5 and a $1 tip routinely from my friends.

Once at La Linea, the scooter driver separates from us and drives his scooter past the regular line of cars and scoots right up to the CBP agent. He loads his scooter in his car and then drives his car back to the pedestrian gateway to the USA. My other carpool buddy, who walks with a cane, had me join him in the pedestrian handicap lane. We quickly go up together to CBP and I am allowed to use the handicap lane with him as his designated driver. I don't have a sentri card and this was the fastest return to the US I've ever experienced from TJ. We enter the USA and walk barely a block to where our getaway driver is. This was a very well orchestrated and fast return to the USA.

It's funny they always ask for a "loan", like someday they'll pay you back.

Ah, the old cane scam with the helper.

Why don't you have a Sentri card?

It was not a scam concerning my cane toting buddy. He has documented back problems and all the associated documents verifying his disability. Amazingly on this trip, we were never asked why I was with him by CBP, first as we reached the turnstiles, and again as we presented our passports together to the 'admitting' CBP agent. My buddy does not drive anymore.

I once applied for Sentri about five years ago (around the time that I got my first passport), but personal matters change my life (temporarily) for a couple of years that meant I needed for a time to curtail my trips to LZ. So I didn't finish the process, never paid money, and never even showed up for my appointment. I'm considering starting a new application, but I think the GOES (or whatever its called) may be a better program today to go with.

I don't have anything in my past that would prevent me from qualifying (That I'm aware of), but admittedly I am not looking forward to answering the question as to why I am applying and what has been the nature of my frequent visits to TJ in recent years. I don't wish to be lying to federal agents, and that alone has made me hesitent to currently start the process.

I suspect that if someone like me, with a squeeky clean background, would be denied a Sentri or GOES card if I admitted that the primary reason for my frequent visits to Mexico is to visit LZ and legally pay for sex. Usually when the CBP asks me about the nature of my visit to MX I readily admit that I went there to spend time with the chicas.

Wow, you are uuber paranoid. Just make something up. Tell them you go there on vacation. One of these days, you are going to be in a 3 hour line in the heat or cold and you will be applying the next day. You are a tribal accountant...you of anyone should know that time is money and your cultural background has made you appreciate and obssess about cash. Sentri is your freedom...dont let your neurosis hold you back.

Why are we talking about what the guy does for a living? I don't recall him mentioning it in any of his reports.

Revealing that type of information about other board members should be off limits.

Telling CBP that "you go there on vacation" is not lying.

No worries Baxter. I don't keep it a secret that I'm a tax accountant. I probably mentioned it in trip reports written a few years ago.

Photo integrated into trip report.

Mary Lou has died.

I just got word this morning from another monger that Mary Lou has passed away very recently. Mary Lou is the chica appearing on our right (Nancy is on the left).

Mary Lou was a very sweet woman that was always 100% concerned for her "girls" She left behind a daughter who was maybe 10 or 12 years old. They lived together with one of Mary Lou's granddaughters (Mary Lou's adult daughter had previously passed away). The granddaughter was the same age (within months) as Mary Lou's daughter.

RIP Mary Lou

Photos: Michelle/Mary Lou 02 03