On my last trip I did a bombing run with two new monger friends on a Wednesday. One of these guys walks with a cane and no longer drives a car. He tells me he is going again with another monger/driver on Saturday (8/23) and he invited me to join them. I had already planned to wash my hair that day, but I figured what the hell and I said yes. We left the OC at 9:30 AM. Since we expected to be in LZ before noon (and before the traditional Leyva check-in time of 1:00PM) I called ahead to the Leyva to reserve a room. The clerk answering their officina phone said they had no occupancies.

As I arrived at the Leyva slightly before noon I spotted walker Jazmine standing at the telephone pole next to the Leyva's parking entrance. I previously have had only a 100 pesos bbbj from her in March, but always wanted to repeat. She's a little hard to find. I told her if they had a room in the Leyva I would cum right back out and take her in. Fortunately there was at least one room now available and I got a room on the second floor of their old wing for 340 pesos plus a 25 pesos deposit. This is the cheapest room they have at the Leyva. On Monday thru Thusday the same room rents for 280 pesos plus a 20p deposit.

I grabbed Jazmine and once in the room I gave her a hug and a kiss and told her (in mostly english) that "I pay cien pesos for a blow job and cien y cincuenta por toda" She smiled and nodded without asking which level of service I wanted from her today. Even though it had been five months since our only prior session she said that she remembered me and that she was given regalo from me the last time that she got to select from my drawer. I told her that I indeed had more regalo today in my backpack and today's selection will probably be better.

We immediately got down to her line of work, which consisted of a nice (but maybe too soft) bbbj and then fucking her for about only 10 minutes in the sideways position. I was not near popping when I called the session very early for two reasons: I had a lot more girls to see in a limited time and because I pay small fees I find it best to start off easy with relatively new-to-me chicas and leave her with an important first impression that I was an easy, fast cita. When she was in the shower cleaning off the astroglide from her pussy I told her that I was placing the regalo in a drawer. I told her to select two items and she had a hard time selecting just too "You have so many nice things here" she said. I said "Good, you should cum back before I leave today at 7PM and earn two more items" and she expressed a great interest in doing exactly that!

As Jazmine was getting dressed my cellphone rang and it was my quasi wingman calling to ask if I was ready to have lunch. I finished dressing and in just a few minutes I was out the door to meet up with him at Bali restaurant next door to the Chicago Club. My timing this day was going perfectly as I spotted walker Anna passing by the restaurant's door at the very moment I was having my last sip of Boba after another fine meal prepared by Yuan. So I raced out of the restaurant to swoop up smiling Anna and take her into my temporary den. Thanks to my warm-up
session with Jazmine my first pop came early in session with Anna: bbbj and maybe only 6 or 7 minutes in mish and I was pulling out and creaming her belly button with a big load of jizz. Anna's regular pay from me is 150p plus two regalo.

I left the Leyva with plans to get a carton of cigarettes but instead ran into QW in front of the Leyva. We did a mini tour of the constitution, the alley and HK. On the school girl corner we ran into some other mongers that we knew and had a large circle discussion on the former ice cream corner. We discussed recent conquests, prices, a few mini reviews of some SGs and walkers we were familiar with and speculated about whether a particular chica standing on the Adelitas corner was really a transvestite. My QW suggested that "Hundred peso Hugh (i.e. me) should give him a cien BJ offer" and I joked back that "sometimes...when you're paying a chica only $8...you need to look past all kinds of different body flaws." A local ratero who was listening to our conversation doubled over in laughter. Soon after that a thin but older chica appeared on the La Gloria corner. She was making goo-goo eyes at our group and even made a 'come over here' motion with her index finger. I thought she looked like she might be on the wrong side of age 30, but still cute and thin enough for an $8 audition. So I crossed Constitution Avenue to make her an offer. I told she was muy bonita and got her name (Dianna). So I leaned in and told her I only wanted a short suckie and asked "Es cien pesos OK". Out of reflex she smiled and said yes...then just half a second later her whole body shook, her head jerked and she said "Huh...What?...NO!". She made no counter offer and I returned to our group and announced that I was now "10 for 15 with hundred peso offers so far in 2014".

I then walked to my favorite curbside cigarette vendor on the NE corner of Revolution & 3rd to buy a $13 carton of Sheriff Rojo 100's so I could add packs of cigarettes to the regalo drawer. Upon my return to the Leyva I ran into mi esposa Lety as she was exiting the hotel. She told me that someone told her I was in town but the front desk told her I was occupado. I could see that staying in the jail wing of the Leyva was going to be problematic for my monger style since Victor at the Leyva's front desk is not on board with my program like Marcos was three days ago and security chief Rudy permanently is. Rudy always let's my designated walkers march straight up the stairs to my regular double room in the Leyva's tower when I stay there on multi-day trips. I verbally give Rudy a list of my regular walkers so he knows who to let up (the same dealio I have with Marco, who normally works at the HDS). Victor, on the other hand, has told me before that I need to come downstairs each time and bring my chicas with me to the front desk and into the hotel. And Victor is the authority on who gets to enter the three story part of the hotel that my QW refers to as "The jail wing".

Once in the room Lety asks me the same question most of my regulars ask: How many chicas have you had already today?. So I tell her I've already sessioned with Jazmine and Anna.
"Puto SMD" she tells me. I correct Lety and tell her the correct phrase is what her amiga Norma always says to me: "Pinche Puto SMD". So with a smile Lety repeats back to me "Pinche Puto SMD...Pinche Puto SMD". She says it probably eight on nine times in a row and then begins sucking my bare dick.

Well Lety was in a very feisty mood and (rare for her) she was suggesting the position changes. Man we fucked and fuck and fuck for close to an hour straight following a very short bbbj until we both collapsed in a sweaty heap with no termino. I thanked her for her excellent service and laid out 150p as she was doing her regalo shopping after we showered. Stupid me completely forgot that she owed me 100p credito from our last session (a threesome with Elizabeth that concluded my prior trip to LZ). She even scored an extra regalo by cooing and asking me for a pack of Sheriff cigaros AFTER she she selected her two regalo items. I said "por tu, tres es OK" and she asked me if I wanted her to fetch Elizabeth for me. I said yes without informing her that I had sent a text to Liz just a minute before I ran into her (Lety) when we crossed paths. So Lety scurried out as I took my time dressing and sorting through my backpack and duffle bag to gather up all the 'special regalo' items I had for Elizabeth that were not placed in the regalo drawer. I tried calling Elizabeth to confirm she was cuming but could not get a strong enough signal in my room. So I dressed with the intention of leaving the hotel to go to the street where a stronger cell signal could be obtained.

But the moment I exited the Leyva, low and behold, there was Jazmine leaning against her telephone pole. I said "Are you ready?" and I escorted her back into the hotel. Jazmine told me "You just saved my ass...the policia were all out at the intersection and two of them were headed my way. I was thinking of you and I realized I never asked you when you wanted me to come back for a second cita". Once hup in the room she asked me if I wanted another position, "Like doggie" after the bbbj and I said OK. I again let her off easy by fucking her only a few minutes more than our earlier cita. And while I didn't cum, I did heighten the strokes at the end like I might have if I was climaxing. Good actress that she is, she even pretended to have a fake simultaneous orgasm with my fake actions. During both sessions she gave nice sexy sounds like she was enjoying it, definitely a good performance well worth the 150p plus regalo. And once again, just as Jazmine was about to leave after witnessing my hydrogen peoxide treatment, my phone rings. This time it's Elizabeth telling me I have to cum downstairs because Victor won't let her go directly up and knock on my door. Damn this Victor is really cramping my style! I tell Elizabeth that I will be right down, but I wait a minute after Jazmine leaves before walking down the stairs.

As I reach the Officina I see Elizabeth standing in the parking lot with her daughter, another girl close in age to her daughter, and her dog. I waive Liz in and soon the dog follows her into the officina. Elizabeth walks the dog back to her daughter and comes back into the hotel. This time Elizabeth makes it a few feet into the Leyva's room hallway before her dog breaks away from her daughter and again follows Elizabeth deeper into the hotel. Elizabeth asks me if I have 20 pesos. I hand her a blue note and she tells me it is to feed the dog. The dog sees & smells the twenty pesos note, which is now in Liz's daughters hands, and the dog finally marches off with Elizabeth's daughter and her friend. While walking up to my room Elizabeth explains that she didn't stop by earlier or answer my text from a few hours ago because she was very sick all day yesterday (Friday) and was still feeling bad today until just about an hour ago. She starts working me already and layers on her hardship by saying she's glad to have found me now before I left today because she owes rent and is irked that the landlord's was just hassling her kids about it "I don't mind if they talk to me about it, but I hate it when they ask and give my kids grief about it. In the room I have Elizabeth pre-shop her special regalo. It's become an integral part of my foreplay with Liz, and seem especially effective when I have new, different, exciting Japanese store items (While telling her I have special items not shown or placed in the regular regalo drawer that the other chicas can shop from).

Nowadays my first position with Elizabeth following the bbbj is always my sitting motionless (stiff) in a chair about 20 inches from the foot of the bed. She grinds on me first by squatting down on my generic viagra-assisted hard on, and then while I remain completely motionless in the chair, after halving my distance from the bed, she lays face up on the bed and grinds her pussy for a longer time as she plants her feet on the outside of my chair and performs a horizontal pole dance on my third leg. About 35 minutes into the session she asks me if I want to fuck her on the bed and I reply "You know I always do" I was feeling so turned on that I probably lasted less than 10 more minutes before I creampied her. She said she was glad I came since I didn't finish at the conclusion of my last trip to TJ. As Elizabeth tried to whittle down her final regalo choices I put just 200 pesos on the bed and reminded her that we had a 100p credito remaining from my last trip, which she acknowledged.

I knowingly then told her "I don't want to make the same mistake that I made earlier today with Lety. I paid her in full because I completely forgot that I had a 100p credito owed to me". Well... I knew what her reply would be which predictably was "You have to treat me as well as her and not collect the credito this time". I accepted the predictable results of my disclosure and placed a 100p note on the bed. Elizabeth still had to make her final regalo selections, since she still had eight regalo items on the table and it was time for our final culling dance. I take the lead I reach into my backpack and pull out a toy for her son and a blue Japanese fan for her young daughter. I tell Elizabeth that neither of those two items count as part of her two-regalo reward. I then move the dog/cat toe clippers and put them next to the two items for her kids and tell Elizabeth to select just one more.

"Can't I get two more?" she asks "The dog's items shouldn't count, just like the stuff for the kids don't"
"Well no" I reply "I'm trying to ingratiate myself with your kids... I don't really care what your dog thinks of me" (Her dog, a golden retriever, is still just barely a puppy)
"Did you see how big he's getting?" she retorted "In no time at all you're gonna care a great deal about his opinion of you"
I said "Well I definitely don't want him thinking that I'm the person responsible for getting canine toenail clippers for your household!"

Great. Now I have to schlepp doggie treats together with all the other crap that I bring to La Zona each trip.

As she is now about to leave, Elizabeth went in for the kill: "I'm behind on my rent because I was sick all day yesterday. I need to borrow more money" she said. "Cien?" I ask, hoping to get off easy.
"I need two hundred pesos more SMD" was her reply. So as I'm shaking my head I pulled out another 200p note and had her repeat back that our credito balance was now 300 pesos going forward to my next visit down to TJ. Elizabeth then asks if she can take three of the Japanese fans as her final regalo item "As a set" since she is trying to rebuild her collection of them after one of her daughter's amigas lifted a few from her personal collection. I smile and tell her "Only for you would I go for that" as we hug and kiss deeply for our farewell.

It was now 6:35 PM so I quickly packed up my things and checked out of Hotel Leyva. As I was walking through the parking lot I see mi Norma walking down the tower's stairs. We hug and kiss and I tell her lo siento but I have to meet my amigos in 10 minutes for a taxi to la linea. She walks out of the Leyva with me and I knew I was about to get the pitch. In a sorrowful, depressed voice she says that her weekly rent is due tomorrow and she needs dinero. I tell her I only have 100 pesos left. Like magic she smiles and says that would be fine for "credito". I remind her that her "credito" balance with me is already doscientos y viente pesos and she agrees. I reach into my back pocket and give her my last 100p located in that pocket. This allows her to keep her credito crown once again at a whopping 320p balance (more than two cita's worth!). I jokingly comment that "I was this close to a clean getaway" which made her laugh. Norma does not speak English, but I believe she understands a good deal of it.

But Norma's not done yet. As we continue walking down Constitution she correctly reminds me that I still owe her roommate Fannie 100p from the end of my last week-long trip. And Fannie/Estephanie needs to come up with her half of the rent manana too. I politely tell Norma no and say that I will repay Fannie when I can place the 100 pesos directly into Fannie's manos. Norma laughs as I further state that she got my last 100 pesos, yet Norma continues her efforts to collect Fannie's due. I point to the 100 peso note Norma is still clutching in her hand and tell her to give that to Fannie and I will reduce her credito back to 220p, but Norma quickly shakes off that suggestion. To show her my poverty I reach into my back pocket and pull out only my passport and a Carl's Jr. coupon. I then reach into my front pocket and only pull out about 30 to 35 pesos in coins. Norma smiles and holds her empty hand up and waits for me to pour the peso coins into her open palm. Once that's done she quickly skips off, extremely happy and content with the knowledge that I didn't insist on adding the coins to her credito balance.

My amigos meet up at our designated location pretty much on time and we grab a taxi economico to the border. We see there's a fairly long general line and as we are walking to bypass it I ask our carpool driver "How is this gonna work? We can't both be the driver for our buddy that walks with a cane." He advises me to keep quiet and let them do the talking. As we reach the turnstiles the border agent allows my two carpool members to pass but holds up his hands to stop me and asks if I have a sentry pass. I tell him no and say "I'm with these two guys". The CBP agent shakes his head and say no, only one guy can accompany my cane holding friend. I get sent back to join the regular line and my friends say they will wait for me. It took 90 minutes for me to get through the general pedestrian line. My buddies said it was not too great an inconvenience as they were in a +ten person handicapped lane that never moved during their first 25 minutes in line because that station was unmanned at the time they entered the border crossing building. They only had to wait another 45 or 50 minutes from the time that our driver had made it to his car at the UTEA parking lot.

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