2014/11 Bwana_Dik - The Rumors of Rio's Death Have Been Exaggerated

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I keep reading how terrible things are in Rio, mainly from people who haven't been here in quite some time. Maybe I'm an outlier, but I'm having a great time here.

I'll admit that the prices at the termas are a bit shocking. 4X4 is now R$330/hour in a standard suite and the others are all higher. So for those who won't accept that it's no longer 2002 in Rio, the changes in prices are jarring.

But I don't fly for 12 hours to play Cheap Charlie. So on day one, after a great lunch at Felice Cafe with my CH buddy, Mack, we hit 4X4 and I had a rocking good time with Patricia, a ruiva with long hair, long legs, and a mouth that could suck the chrome off of a tailpipe. It was an excellent hour, and I deposited a depressingly large accumulation of leite in her mouth, which she swallowed with a smile. While at 4X4 I ran into the only two gringos I know who still live in Rio. Small world!

Most of my days follow the same pattern: wake, breakfast in the apartment, on the beach by 9am, off to lunch by 2p, and then some sort of shenanigans with a girl. On day two I spent the morning on the beach with Mack, had lunch at a good burrito place in Ipanema (Azteka), and then after an unsuccessful effort to buy a SIM card for my phone, and invited Bruna, a freelancer, to come by my apartment. We spent a lovely two hours playing hide the salami. Bruna took some time to warm up--she seemed a bit shy--but was total estilo namorada by the end. She's a little too inexperienced for my tastes. I prefer safadas to namoradas. But it was a well spent R$250. I only have this one shitty picture of her:

Photo: Bruna 01

Day three was a carbon copy of day two: beach (gorgeous day!!!), lunch with Mack, his puta from Solarium and her prima (also a Solarium GdP), watching a little NFL football at Shenanigans, then a visit from another freelancer, Stefanie. Now Stefanie was exactly what I was hoping for: totalmente safadinha! What a nasty little thing! She's a spinner with a beautiful bubble bunda. She fucked me into submission, starting in the shower. We used both beds, the sofa, the kitchen table, a few different chairs, including one on the balcony. We took a few breaks, but she stayed for about three hours and against all odds she got me off three times. That hasn't happened in years. Stef immediately made my All Time Top Ten list with her performance. Not bad for R$250. BTW, I got R$2.47 at the cambio, so this was basically three hours for $100 party.

I was so involved that I forgot to take pics, and only have these two pics that she sent to me. But I'll have another go-round with her later and take pics.

Photos: Stefanie 02 03

It's day 4 now, time to hit the beach. It's sad that Rio sucks so bad

More later...

Like the topless Stef photo. The Rio-sucks crowd bemoans inflation, and the weak dollar and rues the disappearance of the Atlantico Ave. pick up place. Help.

I say the quality of the girls, the near first world beach areas, makes the price a relative bargain. And venues in this business disappear, thats always been a part of the hobby.

Looking forward to your further updates.

(Message edited by jjgettis on November 03, 2014)

BTW, I got R$2.52 today for my dollars. The dollar's no longer so weak against the real. As to the prices? Well, inflation (like shit) happens everywhere. I'm getting 2-3 hours of world-class fucking for US$100, so you'll hear no complaints from me. The exchange rate was last this good in May 2005 (hear that, CFK?).

I am eagerly looking forward to more photos of Stefanie! Is she a three-holer?

bwana...i should have known it was you...both of these are first rate. the blonde especially. this board is beyond sleepy. muerto. way to shake it up.

So the lineup for the rest of the week is:

Tuesday: Priscila
Wednesday: Taciane
Thursday: Janaína
Friday: Repeat with Stephanie (possibly dupla with Priscila or Taciane)

These are girls in Kelle's stable. Priscila is probably the prettiest of the group, but Taciane and Stephanie are the most safada.

It's 8:30am here. Time for the beach!

More evidence of how bad things have gotten in Rio: This waif charged me all of R$250 (exactly $100 today) and only fucked me for three hours. Well, she didn't fuck me the whole time. She sucked long and hard, then gave my cu a good tongue lashing.

Photos: Priscila 04 05 06 07

Then she had the nerve to ask ME if I would take photos of her, and she changed into the outfit you see here.

Not only is the sex absurdly expensive. I have to eat more because it takes so long to make these Rio girls happy and I burn far more calories than I do while fucking anywhere else in the world. It's just wrong. Guess I should return to my roots in Tijuana, where the girls want you in and out as quickly as possible.

Then again, Taciane is coming tomorrow. Maybe she can measure up to those Mexican chicas or the little Thai girls.

You're here now? You should tell someone! :P Great photos, and great to have a beer with you on your home turf

Hahahaha....let's have some more beers, and there's that trip to VM we have to do.

Yum. Love the waif. Too bad she is wearing an excessive amount of clothing...

Thanks Bwana...we needed a new report here, especially one with pics like these. You're commentary does put it into perspective...the quality of the experience is what counts. I've paid both high and low before and as long as the sex was good I never felt ripped off. When it was bad and only $17 US, I felt cheated.

Murasaki, as these pictures verify, Rio is not filled only with girls with enormous bundas. There are plenty of spinners to be found. I'll be seeing another such spinner today. So come on down. It's time to expand your horizons.

(Message edited by Bwana_dik on November 05, 2014)

Thank goodness for Bwana otherwise everyone would think the only girls left in Rio are the linebacker types the guys rave about on another site. Excellent choices all around. Kudos and congrats.

Another boring day in Rio: breakfast, beach, lunch, a couple of hours of fucking, dinner with friends in Niteroi.

So without further ado, here is sexy Taciane...bem safadinha and easy on the eyes.

Photos: Taciane 08 09 10 11

Bwana, you make a very compelling argument. I seriously need to look into breaking the Rio cherry in late 2015. All my travel plans are baked until that time.

Murasaki, if this TR does nothing more than get you to break your Rio cherry, it will be considered a most successful effort

(Message edited by Bwana_dik on November 06, 2014)

must goto rio....must goto rio...

Smuckin, haven't you been reading the posts on the South American home base section? Rio's dead! Nothing here but overpriced, greedy, fat-assed 30-something putas.

More evidence of the decline of mongering in Rio:

Janaína showed up 10 minutes early. This is the third time this week a girl has arrived early. WTF is going on in Rio? If that isn't evidence of the demise of puta mentality in Rio, I don't know what is. Has no one taught these girls that they're supposed to show up between 45 minutes and 2 hours late?

To compound her sins, Janaína greeted me with a big kiss and recounted the naughty things we'd done together back in April, then assured me she hadn't yet shown me her best work.

And here I am, 2 hours and 45 minutes later, exhausted. She is not as safada as Taciane or Stephanie, but a nice combination of sweet and spicy. We had fun between rounds discussing music (I was playing music and she was enjoying my selection of newer Brasilian singers) and politics (she's not a fan of Dilma).

How's a guy supposed to rack up big numbers if these girls leave him too exhausted to contemplate more fucking. Well, we'll see. If the weather cooperates, I'm headed to VM with three other CH members to take in the show there.

Oh, you want pictures? Ok, here's a few. She asked me to not post the naughty ones, so there's only one R-rated pic, but you'll get the picture. Another spinner, quite gostosa!

Photos: Janaína 12 13 14 15

The weather held out Thursday night. The four of us (Mack, Klockman, Stayawayjoe, and I) began with beers at Devassa, dinner at Monchique, more beer at Aconchego Carioca (near Maracanã), and finally to Vila Mimosa, where yet more beer managed to get consumed.

Here's a pic of my liter bottle of Coruja beer (from souther Brazil):



Last year, Stayawayjoe and I hit VM and the selection was truly grim. Neither of us saw a doable girl the whole night. Perhaps it was the night of the week or something. This time, I was amazed by how many hot girls there were marketing their wares in the little bars and out on the street. I saw at least a dozen that and good termas would have loved to have in their stable.

Mack led the way, and was the first to grab a girl and do the deed. I followed shortly thereafter and found the tiniest spinner I've ever fucked. She couldn't have been taller than 4'6", but had a perfectly proportioned body, with nice little tits. She was great, and surprised me with a BBBJ. The rooms, however, are as disgusting as ever, so I kept my socks on while doing the deed. I looked like a porn actor from one of those 1960s skin flicks.

Klockman got into the spirit of things and was the third to pull a VM girl and do the nasty in a nasty room. Poor Stayawayjoe, he selected a target and then she up and vanished! Not only did she disappear, but the building she was in seemed to slip into another dimension. That happened to me as well, when I went in search of spinner prior to leaving. No sign of her. I thing the Goddess of Putas was fucking with us.

Meanwhile Mack was honing in on more targets, but we were drunk and tired, and forced Mack to leave with us.

All in all, a good night in VM. The prices seemed to vary between R$35 and R$50 for however long it took you to pop one off.

(Message edited by Bwana_dik on November 07, 2014)

Friday morning arrived too soon, and with it a slight hangover from the beer the night before, but nothing a couple of Advil couldn't kill.

I peeked out the window and saw a blazing sun, so after a quick breakfast I slathered on the SPF 50 and headed to Arpoador for some swimming, bodyboarding, reading, and girl-watching.

The day before I'd decided to do a repeat on Friday with Stephanie. It was a tough decision, as Kelle had sent me pics of a new girl (another Bruna) who looked great, and Janaína assured me that she was "bem safadinha." But Stephanie had knocked it out of the park on Sunday, so I wanted to see if she could measure up to her own standard.

I had a quick lunch at Cafe Felice and got back to my apartment about 35 minutes before Stephanie was to arrive, and there she was! I was greeted with a heart-melting smile and a cock-raising kiss. We went up to my apartment, chatted a bit, picked out some music, and hopped in the shower, where the action commenced.

The action didn't stop until I begged off almost three hours later. She seemed perfectly happy to keep going. Despite the fact that she's a lesbian (as it turns out, I know her namorada), she really seems to enjoy fucking. We made good use of the ceiling to floor mirror in my room, and between rounds we showered, with each subsequent round beginning in the shower. All Praise to the Makers of Cialis!

Without further ado, a few pics of the lovely Stephanie.

Photos: Stephanie 16 17 18 19

I know, another ugly, fat-assed Rio puta.

bwana...you are killing me with these cuties. i thought all rio girls had big fat asses and thick fake tits. wrong!

now tell me how someone who's never been there, who doesn't speak the language, who has no clue where to go, unearths these beauties...maybe i can finally make my way down there.

Niiiiccceeee. At least I'll be in the "Land of Spinners" (LOS) in two weeks playing my own version of hide the salami.

PV-

The girls pictured here all come from a single source. If you have a phone and the Whatsapp app, you're in business.

I suspect the mileage I get from these beauties is enhanced by the fact that I can talk with them, joke with them, and so forth. But I know guys who speak very little Portuguese who have had very good times with some of them.

And there are spinners to be found elsewhere (and there always have been). From the upscale termas to the ultra-funky Vila Mimosa, you'll spot them. And I was fucking spinners in Brazil long before I learned the language, so it's possible.

So last night I was going to have a few drinks in Copacabana with a former 4X4 GdP and her sister and niece (I'm now good friends with the whole extended family) and I ran into Kelle, walking down the street with Priscilla, Stephanie and Bruna. Kelle asked me if she could use some of my photos of her girls for "promotional purposes." I said "of course" but joked that I am now entitled to a standing 10% discount.

I want to follow Bwana around and take his rejects.

Thursday was a good night. I highly recommend Aconchego Carioca for some good beer drinking with the locals. We had a great time there. I always have a good time at Vila Mimosa and this time was no exception. A few beers and I was wanting to close the place down.

Sadly, I hit the road today. Just as I was finishing packing, Kelle sent me a pic of another spinner in her stable, by the name of Joyce. She's the little red-headed menina (19 years old) in the center of these pics (between Priscila and Stephanie). Well, something to look forward to in the future.

Photos: Joyce/Priscila/Stephanie 20 21
Photo: Joyce 22

Bwana,

thanks for another great report. I would love to have been able to join you. I am definitely inspired to contact Kelle on my next trip to RJ.

best set of chicks in any trip report this year. somebody tell me I'm lying...

bwana, i might just take you up on that, i need some new horizons and am tired of the police reports from AC. Just wish they spoke english and could fuck them without a rubber. ah well, can't have it all.

Nice to see some decent gals at reasonable prices coming out of Rio, it's been awhile. Good job BD!

Clap, Clap, Clap!! Another Bwana Dik world class trip report.

How is Kelle looking these days?

Thanks, gentleman. It was a fun trip, made more enjoyable by the presence of Mack69, Stayawayjoe, and Klockman. Remember when guys used to meet up in Rio?

I've been home for about 8 hours and am already thinking about the next trip.

Sandman, Kelle looks fine, although no longer doable herself. Since her entire stable of girls are between 18 and 21 years old, she looks like a senior citizen when with them. But Kelle's been great with me, and the service has always been superlative.

Pauly - No rubber is possible and not all that uncommon once you get to know them....No doubt speaking Portuguese is a big plus.

I was in Rio about a month ago and met up with a couple of regulars, including a new one into the lineup....wasn't disappointed.

No doubt this was an excellent trip report by Bwana with some some excellent talent!!!!

The death of Help did not mean the death of Rio...it remains a fantastic city with plenty of fun to be had. It is not turn key as AC - really no comparison at all, but it is just a wonderful place to go regardless! Certainly cannot say that about AC!

If you are willing to put a little time into learning the city and language (BIG PLUS!), then Rio won't disappoint.

Really awesome! This works.

Obrigado Bwana pela sua relatorio da viagem. I'm glad to see that the carioca spirit is still alive and well.

Goolguy1, de nada. Foi meu prazer kkkkkkkkk.

Well, it was a fun trip, and thanks to the strengthening of the dollar (still at 2.56), it was not especially expensive. I spent approximately $1200 on food, drink, pussy, cabs, metro, bus, etc., and $1400 for my apartment for 8 nights.

The deal of the week was the R$35 ($14) session at VM with a very cute spinner. The two very long sessions with Stephanie, which set me back $100 each, were also very memorable.

The weakest session was my 4X4 girl, and she was really pretty good, but the clock was running and those small suites in 4X4 don't measure up to my apartment with two bedrooms and lots of surfaces for fucking.

So perhaps the stories of Rio's demise are a bit overstated. Speaking only for myself, I had a hell of a good time. The girls were awesome, the food was outstanding, the weather was near perfect, and the traveling companions added to the enjoyment.

I'm already exploring options for my next visit.

The first and the third girl could easily pass for sisters. All of them seem to have a similar look and have Thai girl bodies with a Brazilian face..nice combo. The first girl is stunning IMHO. I remember the third girl from previous reports.

So these are all friends of regulars and repeats or are you poaching another guys Whatsapp list?

Bwana, you remain THE MAN!!!! Makes me think back to the good ole times we had in Rio! I'm glad you had such a good time. Rio will always be my favorite place in the world and with the exchange rate back a bit, it's even more alluring! Can't wait to do it again! Thanks for the report!

Spankit, for the right inducement, I could get all the girls over for a festa like our last one. And several of these girls LOVE playing with other girls! Hope we can do it again.

Blazers, all these girls are from a suburb of Rio (Duque de Caxias) and work for a woman who has an informal escort service. No website, no email, all done by phone. She has an endless supply and very good taste. She knows exactly what I like and makes recommendations accordingly. It works great for me!

Bwana,

We have not met, hopefully we will be in Rio at the same time in the future. Muita gostosa pulls! $100 US for 3 hours is $30/hour, which sounds like Rio pricing in the "heydey". You're right, who would stand for such a rip-off?

I met Mack ages ago with SweetMesquite at the tables outside Help. Both awesome guys.

In what area do you rent your apartment?

Time to pull out my Portuguese for Spanish speakers book and get back to Rio. Thanks for the nudge!

BD, another report par excellence!! Taciane and Stephanie are great additions to the ever cute Priscilla.

Will be in Rio Jan and/or Feb. Been mulling over having a more relaxing trip i.e. day and beach based rather than staying out late drinking so will utilise Kelle's stable for more daytime fun.

Never mind Rio's demise which has never been an issue IMO, I'm just glad rumours of BD's retirement from mongering have been greatly exaggerated so we can look forward to more TRs like this.

Who misses HELP?
Well - certainly not Bwana. You needed to look hard at HELP to find spinners as gostosas as these...
And - now with an exchange rate of 2.50 - it's almost like in the good old times.......

Outstanding!!! I love them spinners, with sweet natural smiles...although I imagine Bwana was the culprit behind them...nothing like the smile of a satisfied woman

Ixtoc, I always stay in the Ipanema area, near Praça General Osorio.

Ardgneas, I haven't called it quits yet, just slowing down a bit. Given age and a pending retirement, I'll cut down on the number of trips per year, but won't stop until the equipment fails me.

Man, I had fun with those girls! Even the VM micro-spinner was a blast.

Bwana do you have the number for Kelle's Stable? I really want to see some of these girls when I come in town!
Thanks a lot. I met you in Germany at the World Club in Germany with my friend the Gold Bandit on the site! Great to see such great girls are still in Rio! I do miss Luomo, however.

Bwana-
Thanks for another great report. One of the few guys still holding it down in Rio and reporting about it. The thought of you and Mack running around Villa Mimosa brings a smile to my face. He is a man of action! Had great fun with him in Rio and Porto Alegre.

Damn.... those girls lok like they are tvelveteen!

Can anybody please send me contactinfo on Kelle or Kelly? I want to have them girls over when I go to RJ :-) Thanks in advance