Many people who read my trip reports already know... Among all the tons of crap that I bring with me to LZ are a set of "special bags" that I keep in the closet of my cuartos. These "special bags" were created as a strategy to get my favorite chicas to finally make up their fucking minds over what regalo they are selecting for themselves. These chicas typically want far more than just two of the forty-or-so items they inspect in the available selection of regalo.

I can push the chicas out the door faster if I ask them to select just two regalo items to leave with at the cita's end (i.e. now) and one or more items that I will "hold" for them. This speeds the selection process and they get to have a few desirable items reserved and available to them for our next date. I typically maintain five or six of these bags (one for each favorita) and Renata had one of the fullest since she's a greedy skinny chica and it is not unusual for her to maintain close to a dozen items in her personal 'regalo safe'.

Because there are customs limits on how much in gift items I'm supposed to be bringing over the border, and because Renata had been MIA for most of the summer and fall (she left LZ to push out baby #4), I stopped bringing her "Reserved Regalo" bag to LZ with me. But for my trip at the end of October I knew ahead of time that Renata was back in town, so I made sure to dust off her bag full of reserved regalo and schlep it with me with all the other crap that I brought to LZ. I also brought a big box of ropa from the Wet Seal that I bought during an online clearance sale. During that clearance sale I bought over 40 clothing items for $157).

I asked both Norma and Elizabeth if they had seen Renata because I didn't find my Chihuahua flaca during the first 24 hours of the trip. I finally found Renata late on the second night and immediately swept her up into my den of sin. At the end of another wonderful cita with Renata we moved into her favorite part of my sessions - The shopping portion!

Elizabeth, Lety and Norma had already shopped through the box of ropa from Wet Seal. By this point in my trip they had already pulled for themselves more than a dozen ropa item (some that they earned & took with them, others that they had me hold in their reserve bags for them). Most of the relatively more expensive clothing items had already been cherry-picked out of the ropa box (around four items each per favorita) before Renata got her crack at the inventory. These clothing items ranged from a large number of skimpy tops bearing $7 and $9 price tags that I got on clearance for $1.50 each to three denim jackets with $45 price tags that I paid $9 each for. So the box of ropa was down to only about 30 remaining items, mostly comprised of the very inexpensive tops.

Renata went through each and every clothing item in that box, carefully placed each item into two piles. One pile of rejects and one pile of the items she wanted. Each pile was equal size, so she had selected around 12 or 15 ropa items for herself. I told her that she could have two of the ropa items right now as her earned regalo for the cita. The remain dozen or so clothing items would need to go into her reserve bag, which I then pulled out from the closet.

Well Renata was thrilled when she saw her old "reserved regalo" bag and began to pull stuff out of it to reinspect and dream of eventually earning. This is where the problemo began. Renata kept confirming "Es toda por mi?" and I kept saying "si, por reserve. dos now por cita". We did several rounds of talking past each other sending these vastly differing messages.

The regalo shopping portion of my citas vary greatly in the type of activity that occurs. Sometimes I carry my rolled up pants into the bathroom and shower while the chica shops the regalo drawer. Other times I'm right besides the chica... groping, hugging and kissing her as she makes her dutiful selections. Many times the shopping part of the post cita time can get the chica hotter than she got during the actual sex portion of our time together! With Renata I was trying to be careful because of the unprecedented large number of reserve items she was collecting this time. I eventually got all but three regalo items back into her reserve bag (yes she talked me out of an extra item instead of just two). But I was about to perform a much bigger fail.

I asked Renata for her new phone number. Normally I would just write it down and then later entering it in my Rebtel account on my cellphone later at my convenience. But Renata suggested that I input her phone number right away and then call her phone as a test that I got it entered right. I recently did a Rebtel update on my phone and now all their data entry screens and menus had changed. I struggled and struggled to get her number entered, but it wasn't working out right. I finally gave up on my attempt to get her number entered after my frustration with the whole process peaked. Since she had been not too patiently waiting while I concentrated on my cellphone... when I finally gave up the ghost, I dismissed Renata from my room with a quick peck on the cheek and rushed her out of room. I barely noticed (but didn't take note of) the oversized bag of regalo she was carrying.

Yes you guessed it. She left with everything that was eventually to be hers - pretty much before she earned it!!!!

I was going to get this phone number entry problem fixed ASAP and call her back to my room...
But then I started to do some calculations in my head. The extra clothing that she took was maybe about a dozen to 15 items. Sure they cost me about $40 to $50 out of pocket, but she must have thought she stole the motherload since the combined price tags still on those clothing items probably totaled to more than $200. The 99 cent only and Japanese store items that were already in her reserved regalo bag added another $20 to $30 extra junk to her haul. And of course I brought up the credito she left town six months ago owing to me: 400 pesos.

When Renata was still in the room I eventually got her to remember and admit that she owed me the 400 pesos, but also agreed that she wouldn't pay any of it back in services until the next cita. So Renata also pocketed her 350p cita fee on top of all her ill gotten gains. The real cost of the great regalo heist to me was only around $60, ...$80 tops. But it pissed me off since I had no doubt that Renata figured she just played me for a sucker that she had snaked for around an extra $300 in stuff.

The next morning I shared this funny story with Elizabeth. And then showed her the decimated remains of the ropa box (Liz still took that opportunity to shop out a pair of remaining ropa items for herself). So when I had the chance to talk to both Renata and Elizabeth together in front of the Adelitas clothing store on Saturday afternoon, while I was being stood up by a bar girl, this matter was discussed. I said it was a mistake and Renata was not supposed to get all that regalo. Elizabeth translated for me. Renata took the position that it was not her fault since I said all that stuff was for her. Liz and I rolled our eyes as Renata smiled sweetly.

I guess Renata was right. The fault was with me. She did her whoring stuff all correctly. It was only me that committed the fail. But then, I knew it would all be on me two seconds after Renata had left my room the night before.

I did session Renata two more times on this October trip on Saturday night. And man did I grudge pummel the hell out of her ass during the first of those two citas. Later I would tell Renata that she was getting no regalo for the next eight citas.

After fucking the shit out of her ass I collected 200p of my credito at settlement, and the only extra she got was a ziplock bag of buttered popcorn. Palamitas are never counted as or considered to be a regalo item. At the end of the second cita she got the full 350p because she said she wasn't able to make progress on her credito balance. She asked for regalo and was told "No".

When Renata protested the absence of regalo I pulled my rudimentary spanglish together and declared that "Tu got regalo por dos anos" which made her laugh out loud, then smile and nod in acknowledgement. That line also got a big laugh at the Chinese restaurant lunch on my getaway day with Elizabeth, Kayla and my quasi wingman when I shared the story over servings of chow mein.

I sent the administator a few pictures of Renata.

Photos: Ren 01 02 03 04 05 06

Man, for a vet you sure do a lot of newbie mistakes. In the end, you sleep with dogs, you get fleas.

Im amazed at how the elderly Jews in zona norte obssess so much about how much money they spend even though they are extremely generous and kind to the girls. Running a tally like an accountant wont matter when you continually invite drug addicted homeless women to your room.

Remember, these girls mistake kindness for weakness.

Photos added

Blazers: By this time in my whore mongering activities I've had well over a thousand sessions in Tijuana. I'm sure the number of my mongering errors is larger than the number of perfect sessions that I've enjoyed. That stat is likely to continue till my final breath.

I am nothing special. When I sat down to write my first trip report approximately 10 years ago, I wanted to give back to the online mongering community. The information I was given online before my first trip to Tijuana's La Zona was immeasurably useful to me.

I felt that my reports, in order to be the most useful to other readers, would need to be fair and honest accounts of my visits to La Zona, complete with blemishes and all. Since we often learn the most by seeing the mistakes made by others, I knew that I should not hold back on admitting and describing all relevant details surrounding the errors I make in LZ. I've written dozens of trip reports that are posted on ClubHombre.com, dating all the way back 10 years ago to my very first year of enjoying TJ's bargirls and street girls.

Unlike you Blazers, I choose not to be an ugly prick by making demeaning comments towards other posters when those people take the time and effort to post and honestly report their experiences in the mongering world. I'm not always successful in that effort, but that is the genuine effort that I make. Unlike you, I don't need to artificially pump myself up by trying to put down other people, races, religions, and creeds.

On these hooker boards I constantly read about other mongers who pay much more money to cita with the very same chicas, for the very same services, that I regularly enjoy at a far lower cost. Yet I never feel compelled to post at them "Hey stupid, you're paying her too much!". I don't need to do that to get my jollies. I don't think I would get any real enjoyment by doing that. Clearly that's what you live for on this and other hooker boards.

I simply prefer to just give the best information I have. And I know from dozens (but not hundreds) of private messages I exchange from people I don't personally know, that my manner of communication and content on this and other boards is enjoyed and appreciated.

SMD...like most guys, you have selective memory.

I praise guys when I think theyve done it right all the time.

I dont criticize your way of doing things to inflate my ego although everyone deduces that. I just cant see how guys keep making the same mistakes about utter obssession about a running tally of money spent and to ignore signs that you will get scammed. Sure I could ignore it but that is just dishonesty. Ignoring the elephant in the room helps noone.

Well sure.

No reader could have figured out my error from just reading my report.

Your comments were absolutely necessary.