(Report submitted directly to TJHombre)

January may not be the best month to go sightseeing in Europe but it's not a bad month to hit Amsterdam, best described as The European sex capital. Mongering in Amsterdam has several different venues. First are the infamous red-light zones where the girls sit/stand behind small storefront windows with red-lights on above the doorways. The second most popular scene are the Gentlemen's Clubs which have of late have attracted a taxi scam and seem to be more interested in selling champaigne than flesh, and lastly Private Houses (brothels) that are a reasonable alternative but are often lacking in a broad selection (pardon the pun).

This report will focus on the red-light districts. Yes, the districts - there are three. The smallest of the three (and the furthest from the center of town) is the "Pijp" District (also called the Pipe). It's small, has limited choices and the day I was there had only an assortment of overweight women from Africa. The second area, known as the "Singel" is near the center of town, about 1/3 of a mile southwest of the Central Station and stretches from the Spui across the Singel to both sides of the HerrenGracht canal. Some classy Asians, a few nice Eastern European and even a couple of nice Latinas. Quiet area, less hectic than the main "zona" and a nice alternative to the "zoo" in the main area. The main area or the "Walletjes" is about a 1/4 mile due south of Central Station, east of Warmoestraat, centered on the Oudezids-Voorburgwal canal and stretching to the Oudezijds-Achterburwal canal. Its north and south borders are roughly Korte Niezel and the Stoofsteeg. There is definitely a "hottie central" area in the middle where Sint Annensdwarstraat cuts across Sint Annenstraat, Dollebegijnensteeg, the narrow Trompettersteeg and two alleys. The action here is all legal, condoms used for everything and prices that can range from as low as 50 Guilders (about $23) for a quick BJ to the usually quoted 100 Guilders (about $45) for a "Fuk and Suk" lasting 15-20 minutes. Longer time sessions are generally available with an hour running 250-300 Guilders ($115-$140) depending on how slow or busy business is. There are two distinct shifts: days run from about 1 o'clock to 7 PM; shift change and the night girls will be there from then until any time between 12 midnight and 3AM.

My first night I decided to start out in the Singel area, which was right behind my hotel on the Damrack (near the Dam tram stop). The area was immediately recognizable by the classical red lights. A quick swing through the area showed a good selection of Asians (mostly Thais and Indonesians), a couple of latinas, one chica that looked Italian and a few Eastern Europeans. My choice was the best looking of the Thais who goes by "Bo". Her window was on the east bank of the Singel right at sidewalk level - you have to walk down to the room. Bo looked about 25 (but was proud of the fact that she was 30). She had a nice set of natural C-cups and was about 5-2, 120-125#. Spoke excellent English. We agreed on a full hour for 250G. Got a nice wash down of my equipment over the strategically located sink, was offered a drink and invited to lay down on the bed. Got a full contact body massage, BB ball/shaft lick then on with the raincoat for a nice covered B/J. When the time was right, she mounted me, TJ cowgirl style. We shifted positions a few times and ended up finishing reverse cowgirl (her on top, facing away). She cleaned me up, freshened my drink and had me turn over for a wonderful Thai massage. I checked my watch and saw that we were about 10 minutes over so I dressed, with her help and exchanged kisses on the cheek, as is the European custom, and bid her farewell.

It was now about 9:00PM and I stopped on the Damrack for a chicken dinner and some recharge time before heading for the Walletjes or main zona. You cannot believe the Walletjes on a Saturday night, probably 600 girls, twice as many prospective customers and thousands of tourists. (More packed than Adelitas on a Saturday night during spring break.) It took some time to check out the area but I located 4 that stood out: a thin but very pretty Italian, a Dutch blonde (that looked like a playboy bunny), a brunette latina from Colombia and a gorgeous, fresh girl-next store type blonde from Estonia. To my surprise I went with the blonde from Estonia. (My first blonde in years.) She wanted 300G for the hour but agreed to take 250G for a single pop. (Safe bet given my earlier session with the Thai.) The little blue pill was still working and I raised good wood with only minimal ministrations. Deep B/J with lots of lip/tongue. She climbed aboard for a 4-5 minute ride (she looked great in that position) and then I figured I better catch up on my missionary work. Though she was never really into it, she was so pretty it didn't matter. Took my time and got the job done at the 45 minute mark. Not exactly an ice princess - but not a hot tamale either. Her name was Irina, 23 y/o and she was in #6 Dollebegijnsteeg. A little on the thin side with a perky B/C rack. Her English was only fair and limited to what she needed to conduct business.

Drained, I wandered around for a bit and went back to my hotel for some much needed sleep. The next day I did some sightseeing and visited one of the small casinos where I actually won just over a hundred dollars on one of the slot machines.

As the sun headed for the horizon, I decided to wander back to the Walletjes to check out the day shift. Stopped off at one of the local coffee houses for a cup of "herbal" tea. (None of those herbs are in the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices). As the buzz took hold I decided to try one of the live sex shows. Nothing special until a real fox came out with a BIG Cuban cigar and smoked it without using her hands or her mouth. Monica L. could have taken lessons from this babe. Walked over to "Hottie Central" and saw a cute Indonesian in La Vie En Rose (the "indoor" windows) - more about her later; there was a blonde that looked like she belonged as one of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders in one of the windows in Trompettersteeg (the famous narrowest street in A'dam); and then turning the corner into Dollebegijnensteeg, I saw my destiny... There, in #113, was a drop-dead gorgeous Latina.

She was about 5-5 with long slightly curly brown hair, HUGE all-natural chi-chis and an ass that wouldn't quit. Her name was Lilly, she was 25 and from the island nation of Cuba. (Now I know what all the fuss is about Cuban women.) She only spoke Spanish and a little Dutch, with a smattering of English. I started conversing with her in Spanish and we became "instant amigos". I asked her how much she wanted for a whole hour and she related that her normal price was 300 Guilders but if I was "good", it would only cost me 250. I retorted that if she was "good", I'd give her the whole 300. She liked the idea of a challenge and we both laughed.

She did a slow, erotic washdown of my equipment, followed by some slow, erotic rubbing of my lower stomache, upper thighs and eventually the jackstaff itself. Not sure just how slow she was doing it but it seemed like it was lasting for a real long time (the herbal tea?). All I know is that she raised one ferocious hard-on and teasingly slipped on the regulation raincoat. She wiped the lubricante off the outside of the condom and then did a long, slow, deep BJ. She took my hand and placed it on one of those huge chi-chis and told me to play with the end. I did and the nipple turned hard as a rock. She removed my hand and pushed it down to her panocha and told me to make her "sexy". I played around with her and soon noticed I was getting a nice response. She told me to lay back and close my eyes. She did a slow mount (all these chicas like to start in the cow-girl position) and did a series of long, slow, deep squats that were fabuloso. She slid off and told me to get on top and to "love her hard". Not one to disappoint a lady I did and soon heard some verbal imploring of a number of saints that I knew of and some I didn't. She dug her long nails into my back and came like a freight train. She caught her breath and I switched positions to one where we could both lay down and finished the job explosively. We cuddled and pillow-talked for a while, then she got up and got me a coke. Lilly washed me off with a clean wash cloth and ducked into the shower. While she was in there I noticed some handcuffs, a riding crop, cat-o-nine-tails and some other leather items I couldn't name. I asked her about them and she mentioned that she did alot of B&D sessions and that many of her regular customers were into that scene. She said she couldn't like or repect a man that liked those kinds of activities but that she could really get into it when someone straight was good and rang her bell.

She helped me dress and as I got ready to leave I gave her the extra 50 Guilders I'd promised as she sure did earn it. We exchanged kisses on the cheeks and I was out into the night.

Stopped by the infamous Casa Rossa for their sex show (50 Guilders). Pretty good - parts are purely sex scenes but parts are quite humorous. The girls come down in some of the vignettes and lead audience members up onto the stage to join in some of the antics. If you're shy and with a group, remember I warned you. Enough for one evening - I decided to call it an early night.

Did a bunch of tourist stuff after I got up the next day. Checked my supply of little blue pills and made sure I was packin'. Stopped by ye' olde coffee house for some more of their refreshments and soon had another nice glow. As this was my last night, I wanted to find a real special companion for a real special evening. Wandered the whole zona and didn't find much to my liking. I remembered the little Indonesian in the indoor windows and headed for the Vie En Rose to see if she was there. I was in luck - she was reclining on her bed in a very provocative position and giving any passerby that showed any interest a great big smile. (Nice teeth!)

Her name was Made' and she was from Indonesia. She was only 19 and was a bit under 5 feet. She was small, without being thin (90-95 pounds) with a set of B-cups that looked huge on that small body. She was quite dark (like a Mexican morena) and with jet black eyes and hair. Made' could speak Malay, Dutch and enough English to get by. She asked for 300 G for the hour but quickly agreed to a 250 offer. Nice session, most memorable thing about her was how small and tight her panocha was. She did some kind of trick with her outer panocha muscles that made my pajarro feel like it was in a Dutch milking machine. I finished surprisingly quick and she cleaned me up. The vitamin V was still fresh in my blood and she got a stiff reaction when she washed me. I assured her I didn't need to go again and had her give me a nice deep massage. Tipped her 25 Guilders ($11) and was out the door, into the hall and back out to the alley.

Took a long walk around the canals in the middle of the Walletjes and just took it all in. A great trip. Too bad I couldn't do one of these 4 day weekends a little more often.